How To Convince Boomers of Crypto?

[Anonymous No.6121339]

My mom won't let me invest in Crpyto-currency because she said "why don't you put your money in a mutual fund like your dad did?". I have no response since i don't really understand it i can't just say "i got it from 4chinz" my mom said I'll be kicked out of the house if she finds out im involved in crpyto even though im still in highschool so how is my question.

[Anonymous No.6121472]

>>6121339
Stop being a bitch and invest in crypto. Then buy your own house and kick your mom out.

[Anonymous No.6121566]

>>6121472
Where will I put the passcode? I'll have to write it down and put it somewhere and my mom will rip it up if she finds it and my room gets searched a lot. Also if crpyto crashes I'll look like the biggest idiot out there and my mom will be like told you so.

[Anonymous No.6121628]

Crypto is the transfer of wealth from the boomers to the next generation. They though they could strip the country bare, invite foreign hordes into the land and then leave nothing to the next generation. They thought wrong just let it happen.

And buy XRP, because that's the next world reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.6121697]

>>6121566
that will probably happen. crypto will crash and your mom will tell you "I told you so".
still want to invest? it's your own risk.

[Anonymous No.6121703]

>>6121628
Didn't it just crash?

[Anonymous No.6121763]

>>6121703
>Didn't it just crash?
Yeah, you should listen your mom bud.

[Anonymous No.6121812]

>>6121703
kek, put your money into a mutual fund buddy

[Anonymous No.6121843]

>>6121763
>>6121697
So Crypto is going to crash why is everyone shilling?

[Anonymous No.6121922]

>>6121339
If you have to get permission, this is not your game

[Anonymous No.6121948]

>>6121843
>So Crypto is going to crash why is everyone shilling?
This isn't for you.

[Anonymous No.6122008]

>>6121948
You're the one who's a normie, I have autism, no friends, in fact i want to do well in crpyto so i can pay people to be my friends. I also have learning disabilities am very short and have a slightly deformed face. I'm the opposite of a normie.

>>6121922
So because the laws in this country which i have no control over basically allow my mom to do this that somehow means it's not my game?

[Anonymous No.6122230]

>>6122008
>I'm retarded and ugly
>Mommy won't let me buy internet bux
>4chin help me, mommy doesn't understand
>Help me make money to make waste on paying people to tolerate me

It sounds like you have plenty of free time to DYOR fag.

[Anonymous No.6122332]

if you cant find a way to buy crypto without your mom finding out you are literally retarded

[Anonymous No.6122526]

>>6122332
>>6122008
>pic related
>its OP

[Anonymous No.6122594]

>>6122230
I'm only allowed an hour of internet usage a day and i can't reserach if i don't have a 130IQ and understand this shit like you guys

>>6122332
I made an etherdelta account i don't know how to import money into it from my bank account so i can buy, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?

[Anonymous No.6122595]

>>6121339
Stop being a beta fuck and go all in. You'll be leaving her in the smoke of your lambo by Christmas. If you capitulate now, you'll be under her thumb until she dies, and you'll never have a life where you do what makes you happy.

Source: Am 30 and have a nice buy overbearing mother.

[Anonymous No.6122627]

>>6121339
>>6122008
>>6122594
Retarded, or underage?

[Anonymous No.6122696]

>>6122627
I'm 18 but i do have learning disabilities and really need to get on this crpyto thing because I'll probably end up on disability my whole life in a group home if i don't i can't even do a fucking job at McDonalds without fucking up

>>6122595
How tho? I have an ether account? How do i put money in it says "wallet: 0.00000" how do i put money from my bank account in.

[Anonymous No.6122729]

>>6122594
You may want to give pic related a shot before getting all your mommy's money stolen by other retards and getting put in timeout.

[Anonymous No.6122740]

>>6121703
I'll give you a little help. XRP could be good, but high marketcaps have very little potential to go 2x quickly. Choose low to mid marketcaps with a lot of potential.

60% DRGN, 5% VIBE, 5% SGR, 5% BBT, and do what you want with the rest.

[Anonymous No.6122831]

>>6122740
How do i buy that? Like what do i click? I have to put in my email problem is my mom has my email password so she can easily go on my account.

[Anonymous No.6122877]

>>6122696
Register on coinbase. Connect to your bank account. Transfer $, then buy ETH on GDAX when your $ arrives in your USD coinbase wallet. GDAX and coinbase are the same company and transfers from one to the other are free. If you buy directly from coinbase, you pay like a 7% premium because they charge you a huge buy fee and the price listed on coinbase is usually inflated. GDAX has a very tiny fee that most exchanges have.

[Anonymous No.6122919]

>>6122740
Is this portfolio supposed to be more retarded than OP?

>>6122696
>>6122831
Protip: you can't buy anything on EtherDelta without first buying crypto. If you can't figure out this first step then you should almost certainly stay way.

[Anonymous No.6122931]

>>6122831
FUCK HE'S LARPING. Nice one OP. Ya got me.

[Anonymous No.6122937]

>>6122740
>>6122729
>>6122595
Hoenstly fuck this I just tried to print off my code for etherdelta and my mom came in to see what i was printing. She saw it and was yelling at me and I didn't know what to say so I just said it was a link to a youtube video i want to show a friend and she doesn't believe me but if i can't even do one simple thing without getting in trouble i can't do this.

[Anonymous No.6122994]

>>6122696
>learning disability
>investing in crypto
kek you never learn

[Anonymous No.6123005]

>>6122931
You're obviously trolling. I know you don't actually know how to do this shit

>>6122919
I figured that out now, but how do i buy crpyto in the first place?

[Anonymous No.6123063]

>>6122937
Immortalize this fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.6123076]

>>6121339
if you ae in high school how the fuck are your parents boomers

[Anonymous No.6123119]

>>6122937
>>6123005
Kek I really fucking hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

[Anonymous No.6123135]

>>6123076
His parents being boomers would explain him being retarded

[Anonymous No.6123210]

>>6121339
go back to benghal and you won't have to worry about those coins anyway

[Anonymous No.6123216]

>>6123135
Boomer parents at age 18 is an impressive case of "I don't care about the health of my offspring" indeed.

[Anonymous No.6123242]

get out downs normie

[Anonymous No.6123303]

>>6121339
Around 2012 (I think) I heard about bitcoin on 4chan. I was gonna invest £100 in bitcoin at £7 a coin but really didn't have the money. Would now be worth £200k+? I missed the first boat but there's more about to sail.

[Anonymous No.6123313]

>>6122729
ITS MY MONEY DINGUS

>>6123119
Do you want me to post proof? If so what should i do for that? I could video record my mom coming into my room but how would i put that here?

>>6123216
They had me at 45 and 44 because they wanted to spend their youth travelling and such.

[Anonymous No.6123331]

im sick of all these newfags

[Anonymous No.6123357]

>>6123313
>They had me at 45 and 44 because they wanted to spend their youth travelling and such.
I'm fucking dying. Holy shit I hate boomers.

[Anonymous No.6123370]

>>6123242
I have autism im not a normie

[Anonymous No.6123404]

>>6123313
If you record and post a video of your mom coming into your room with a timestamp I'll send you .5 ETH (~$500)

[Anonymous No.6123452]

>>6123404
She also has to confirm your retardation.

[Anonymous No.6123454]

>>6123404
Problem is, I don't even know how to cash in Eth so to me that would just be a line of code I don't understand. I will try that but then how do i post it?

[Anonymous No.6123459]

>>6121339
This is what you do:

Say that you only want to invest a little bit of money so you can get experienced with how charts work, trading, and market psychology. Say you want to learn more about money and find it an interesting space. Tell her that parents used to discourage their children from gaming and now you can become a millionaire with it. Say that this is a similar scenario.

Tell her that its educational, try to convince them there's a lot to learn ( there is).

[Anonymous No.6123490]

>>6121339
Or just stop being a pussy and do it anyway, they aren't going to kick you out of the house, they're just larping

[Anonymous No.6123529]

>>6123459
Tell her that parents used to discourage their children from gaming and now you can become a millionaire with it

Don't do this

[Anonymous No.6123534]

>>6123459
Bad example because my parents HATE videogames and don't let me play. But i understand what you mean about the just getting used to charts and market psychology

>>6123490
So how? How do i do it? Like sign into a site?

[Anonymous No.6123547]

>>6122937
get the fuck off this board

[Anonymous No.6123610]

>>6123547
Why? I don't want to finally come in when i live on my own and the crypto thing is already gone. I know this is another .com thing so i want to make some money off it.

[Anonymous No.6123624]

>>6123534
If you're from the EU go here: litebit.eu

and purchase crypto's straight from your bank. If you think thats to risky because your parents have access to your bank history then you go on localbitcoins to find someone willing to sell someone to you P2P

Or go on Bitcointalk and find someone from your area that is willing to sell you some.

After that you could just hang out in libraries to do your trading and research away from your parents.

[Anonymous No.6123657]

>>6123610
How old are you anyway?

[Anonymous No.6123697]

>>6123610
And where the fuck is your spirit of rebellion? You won't believe the shit I pulled being a teenager and got away with it, 90% my parents still don't know nor will they ever.

[Anonymous No.6123721]

>parents had me at 44 & 45

Will boomers go down as the most hated generation ever? Did they do anything good for this world?

[Anonymous No.6123727]

>>6123657
I just turned 18 my parents say i could do what i wanted when i turned 18 but im 18 and they still won't let me do it

>>6123624
Problem is im not allowed to leave the house unless they know where im going and they usually confirm where im going by calling the parents of whoever im with so that will not work at all. But im not from EU

[Anonymous No.6123783]

>>6123697
I used to be rebellious I snuck out once to go to a friends house at night but they found out and sent me to a shrink and they told parents at school and they told their kids and i became a freak at school and it was just a terrible experience. I decided to just stop doing stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.6123788]

>>6121948

I kek'd so hard at that img desu

[Anonymous No.6123807]

>>6121339
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED ON 4CHAN get off this board underage piece of shit. kys litte faggot.


and to all the others in this thread i get the feeling you all are from the board with the upvotes and shit. go back there you dont belong here

[Anonymous No.6123810]

Given your posting style I doubt you're even in high school. Don't invest in crypto, you'll lose everything.

Polite sage

[Anonymous No.6123823]

>>6123313
>ITS MY MONEY DINGUS
Then why are you bitching about
>MOMMY WON'T LET ME!
underage faggot

[Anonymous No.6123854]

>>6121339
Don't invest into crypto. You will go to jail the moment you are caught.

[Anonymous No.6123858]

>>6123727
Holy shit.. you got some controllive parents, you should have dealt with that when you we're 13-14.. now you're late and still feel the breath of boomer control freak in your neck.

You can say that you're going to the library right? Who they gonna call? Ghostbusters?

Dang dude.. you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.6123903]

>>6123454
>Problem is, I don't even know how to cash in Eth so to me that would just be a line of code I don't understand.
You'll just need to post your full name, address, birthdate, social security number, mother's maiden name and I'll send in the mail.

>I will try that but then how do i post it?
What is youtube?

>I don't want to finally come in when i live on my own and the crypto thing is already gone
If you can't figure how to setup a Coinbase account I don't think you'll last long on your own pal

>>6123727
>I just turned 18 my parents say i could do what i wanted when i turned 18 but im 18 and they still won't let me do it
I wonder why

>>6123783
>I just turned 18 my parents say i could do what i wanted when i turned 18 but im 18 and they still won't let me do it
Yet you want to put money in the riskiest most volatile market ever. OP is confirmed retard.

[Anonymous No.6123922]

>>6123807
Since when is 18 underage

>>6123810
I am almost done highschool actually

>>6123823
Because she still set houserules and kick me out if i don't comply. It's my bank account she still can kick me out if i spend it how she doesn't want because it's her law.

[Anonymous No.6123978]

>>6123922
Well its either rebell and see if they larp or get out of the house and be free to do what you want.

[Anonymous No.6124004]

>>6122008
this is comedy gold

[Anonymous No.6124024]

>>6121843
Because they all hope to cash out BEFORE it crashes

[Anonymous No.6124057]

>>6121339
They don't want you to move out. They enjoy having you around as an excuse. They enjoy pretending like your existence is a burden. You're an invaluable scapegoat that provides them with an alibi for being mediocre themselves.

Tell your mom to fuck off and buy some crypto. They won't kick you out because ultimately if you fail then they themselves are failures, at least in the eyes of their peers . You hold all the cards anon, you just don't know it.

[Anonymous No.6124085]

>>6123854
That's nonsense my dad is a lawyer he would have brought that up when my mom was saying not to invest in crypto since he was there

>>6123858
They would never let me out because knowing me I'd never go to the library and they'd just say no.

>>6123903
How is crypto risky it's just doing whatever /biz/ says will moon

>>6123978
I'm in highschool i can't live on my own while doing highschool i'd have to work full time.

[Anonymous No.6124169]

>>6123922
Nigga, just get a classmate to buy crypto for you and then pay him back. Then just lie to your parents about what you spent your allowance money on.

[Anonymous No.6124186]

>>6124085
GOTTA BECOME MORE CREATIVE ANON, can't do all the thinking for you. Glad I dealt with that shit early. and I think:

>>6124057

Is right

[Anonymous No.6124275]

>>6123313
Fucking retards waiting so late to get an autistic kid. If you invest in crypto, you'll be travelling at 20 and be better off than your parents

[Anonymous No.6124286]

>>6124169
Everyone at school says im a freak they'd never listen to me for even a second for me to suggest that they all see me as the autistic guy who was forced to see a shrink.

[Anonymous No.6124299]

>>6124085
>How is crypto risky it's just doing whatever /biz/ says will moon
>it's just doing whatever /biz/ says
>doing whatever /biz/ says
>pic related
>its doing whatever /biz/ says

[Anonymous No.6124325]

>>6124275
That's why im here. I realize it's my only hope to not be a loser because i have such a low IQ and am stupid and am physically disabled I'd live off the government if i don't make money off crypto.

[Anonymous No.6124346]

>>6123727
Listen, don't let the media fool you. Crypto is not hard. Crypto is not complicated. Even though you are literally retarded, you should still be able to figure it out. You have a phone right? Does it have internet? If so use that. Write down your code there as well as somewhere that isn't obvious like a slip of paper taped to the underside of your desk behind a table leg or something.

You need to buy ETH first. In europe we use coinbase. then you take your credit card (you do have one of those or a bank account right) and basically buy ETH. after that you send it to an exchange. There's usually a send/withdraw button that will give you a long string of numbers and letters. That's basically the name of your wallet on the site. Tell coinbase or whatever you use to deposit ETH to that. IT IS CRUCIAL that you send it to the correct wallet, since if you accidentally send ETH to a wallet meant for BTC on the exchange your money disappears. then buy a coin with your ETH that you like or believe in, and wait. Any questions?

[Anonymous No.6124377]

>>6124299
That's true but some being shilled today (RPX and XRB and FUN and CATT or whatever it is) i think are going up

[Anonymous No.6124448]

>>6124325
You gotta get more self esteem, but this is not a self help thread.

You're just gonna have to wrap this up and face it: Rebel or stay poor.

Likely your parents are just larping that you will get kicked out. If they really do kick you out you can always beg to get back in the house.

But on the bright side if you're homeless you can buy crypto...

[Anonymous No.6124457]

>>6124377
Fun is a steady climber so I'd go in that

[Anonymous No.6124461]

>>6124346
Thanks that was very helpful actually. I will try that but do you have to by ether first? Is there a way to directly by other coins?

[Anonymous No.6124483]

>>6124346
I don't use fucking Coinbase and I'm in europe, we use Kraken or just a broker.. ffs.. get Coinbase is trash

[Anonymous No.6124529]

>>6124448
>this is not a self help thread
I'm not here for sympathy im explaining why even though im a retard this is so important to me. I know i'll probably be made fun of i am just saying why i need crypto so badly

>homeless you can buy crypto
With what? Library computers? They block that stuff don't they?

[Anonymous No.6124549]

>>6124461
you literally pay with a debit card to get it instantly or send a money transfer to get it later on but without a huge fee

[Anonymous No.6124614]

>>6124448
It's actually probably illegal for them to kick OP out. Putting someone they know is this retarded out on the street is actual manslaughter.

[Anonymous No.6124615]

>>6124461
I'm afraid not. You have to use one of the "gateway sites" to buy some of the bigger currencies like ETH, BTC, LTC or bitcoin cash. personally i use coinbase but it might not be avaiable in your country. I would advise against buying BTC because the transfer fees are out of this world. ETH has low fees and transfers faster if the network isn't unloaded with one of the new pet breeding games that keep popping up

[Anonymous No.6124681]

>>6124483
I just used coinbase because of the 404 bad gateway upon cashing out meme that was related to kraken.

[Anonymous No.6124795]

>>6124529
Stop calling yourself a retard man, have some self respect just because other people think you're retarded doesn't mean you have to view yourself in the same way.

George Bush has an IQ of 70-80 and he became president, look who's in office now.. trump.. you can accomplish great things if you atleast have some dignity and charisma.

[Anonymous No.6124960]

>>6122937
I hope this is a LARP because I'm really sad now
we're ALL gonna make it r-right guys?

[Anonymous No.6125178]

Thank you OP. Made my day

[Anonymous No.6125210]

>>6121339
4chang is 18+ kiddo

[Anonymous No.6125230]

>>6124795
bush has as an iq of 125 and trump is 150 something. They act stupid, i actually AM stupid and can barely pass classes at school and failed my drivers lisence

>>6124960
i would post proof but how can i prove this?

>>6125210
i know i am 18

[Anonymous No.6125274]

Fags trying to help OP fuck back off to leddit or wherever you came from.
>OP is an admitted retarded
>Literally is so beta and risk adverse he's still letting his parents control his every decision
>His parents clearly have bad decision making skills already
>Can't figure out the first thing to do to acquire a safe crypto
>Wants to immediately then throw that into shitcoins on EtherDelta (of all places)
>Stated investment strategy is to chase PnD's posted by fellow retards and pajeets

Are you trying to bankrupt this tard and put another leach on the system? At least he's still leaching of his boomer parents right now.

I was telling myself the bubble popping soon was FUD, but I'm going to have to reevaluate it.

[Anonymous No.6125387]

>>6121339
your parents are retards because mutual funds fees are extremely high if you were going to put your money into something back then they should of put it into an index fund. So don't listen to your mom. With the fees a mutual fund you lose 2/3 of the gains you would of gotten from your investing.

[Anonymous No.6125435]

You going to let mommy tell you what to do with your money? Is she going to give you the millions you could make? No? Then fuck what she has to say do it anyway

She'll be the first to crawl back for money later

Who cares if you get kicked out you can buy the house and never have to be poor like her

[Anonymous No.6125511]

>>6121339
>My mom won't let me
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.6125632]

>>6124085
Maybe its time man up take that full time job and work through school. Puts hair on your chest and puts you a step ahead of your peers, especially if not a sloth. Then you can loose all your money putting it into what ever coin randos on an Ethiopian milk truck enthusiast forum tells you to

[Anonymous No.6125684]

>>6121339
Write up an informative paper highlighting the returns on crypto vs. mutual funds. Explain to them that it's 2018 and they need to get with the fucking times. If they don't listen, just buy it anyway and keep it a secret. You seem really smart. Your parents won't be there forever. Time to be grown up and decide what's best for you.

[Anonymous No.6125696]

>>6121703
It didn't really crash. Coin Market Cap just excluded Korean exchanges without giving a reason why.

[Anonymous No.6125803]

>>6121339
You should do this >>6125684
And when you do learn about the Fairx exchange, Stellar lumens and IBM. When they hear IBM is getting involved, they will start to want to know more.

[Anonymous No.6125827]

How much money are you planning on putting in? I doubt your parent give you any more than to buy a few chocolate bars a week.

[Bitcoin Cash is Bitcoin No.6125884]

>>6121339
I just sold a boomer some bitcoin earlier today, no larp.

[Anonymous No.6125921]

>>6121703
Crash = time to buy

Think of pink wojacks like steam sales

[Anonymous No.6125927]

>>6121339
"AirBnB of financial transactions"

works like a champ

[Anonymous No.6125977]

Kek
>>6124299

[Anonymous No.6125988]

>>6121339
>begged mom until she gave him $300 to invest
>turned $300 into $1000
>mom begged me to take another $500
>turned it into 5000
>mom now has 10k with 1500 invested
>i told her to fuck off not selling her any more of my bags anymore

[Anonymous No.6125998]

>>6125884
>Name: Bitcoin Cash is Bitcoin
>sold a boomer some bitcoin
Please tell me you sold them BCash at Buttcoin prices

[Anonymous No.6126033]

>>6123721
>Will boomers go down as the most hated generation ever?
Yep. I am admittedly weak on distant history but I don't think a single other generation has done this much damage to its own people before. It's own children, no less.

[Anonymous No.6126064]

>>6121339
>tfw dad wants to buy GPUs and build a mining rig
I told him it's retarded. Fuck him I guess I'll be making mad gains without him.

[Bitcoin Cash is Bitcoin No.6126118]

>>6125998
No I sold him Blockstream coin at a premium. I hold both because I'm not a retard who doesn't know what hedging is. 30/30/30/10 BTC/BCH/XMR/shitcoins

Although I'm looking to increase my ETH position.

[Anonymous No.6126196]

>>6121339
you've complete sold me so

just ike tron and dent and xrb and link i can get rich off newfags

where do i buy this golden goose

[Anonymous No.6126208]

Proven PnD group here. Next pump in 46 hours discord(dot)gg(slash)pXz4XuU

[Anonymous No.6126221]

>>6124085
>How is crypto risky it's just doing whatever /biz/ says will moon
kek

[Anonymous No.6126330]

>>6124057
Literally this, the thing with overbearing parents is that their only power over you is the power you give them.

They care more about what they can brag about to their friends than what is beneficial to their offspring. Boomers to a T.

[Anonymous No.6126341]

Tell your mom that you aren't going to take care of her when she's old. She owes it to you to give you money to invest. Since her generation collectively fucked up the world that we now live in

[Anonymous No.6126415]

It's a LARP. Anyone this stupid would've ended up on leddit not /biz/. :^)

[Anonymous No.6126497]

>>6125632
How am i suppose to work full time and go to school which is 8:30 to 2:30

>>6125684
How do i buy it?

[Anonymous No.6126576]

>>6126497
Drop out and get a GED?

[Anonymous No.6126600]

>>6125827
I work and have saved up quite a bit

>>6126415
You're trolling. I can even prove it if my mom would come into my room

[Anonymous No.6126713]

Hey OP, im not currently investing in crypto because I'm also in some trouble with my fucking boomers parents I'm 21 and them 63. I made almost 2k from 200 on July and I had to cash out because some bullshit with them.(no they didn't stoped me from investing the fuckers asked me for loans). Now I'm out of the game and I have the time and will for helping you out deeper by a throwaway email or something. Not even asking you for more than symbolic retributions as maybe $20 or $50 on crypto so you won't fill scammed if we made some mistakes... Let my know if you are interested, btw also be careful with the advices on internet including this one ;)

[Anonymous No.6126817]

>>6124325
Please kys. Please. I don't want to pay for your welfare.

[Anonymous No.6126827]

>>6126576
Universities consider that to be garbage

[Anonymous No.6126915]

>>6126713
>one retard trying to get paid to help another retard figure out something that isn't even hard
The actual state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.6126956]

>>6126915
>something almost impossible
FTFY

[Anonymous No.6126976]

>>6126827
Not like this brainlet is going to university.

If you work full time instead of going to university and invest in crypto I'm due you would get better returns. Higher education bubble is going to burst soon.

[Anonymous No.6127100]

>>6126497
Afternoon or night shit.... youre 18 man, you still live at home with your controlling parents, havent had a job and looking for a way to sneak crypto into your house. You should have moved out 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.6127141]

>>6126956
This guy even figured it out OP.

[Anonymous No.6127153]

>>6127100
I do have a job though. I work at McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.6127253]

>>6126915
Kek it's almost true. But I would do that even for free, I'm asking for that small amounts because i literally want him to feel not just as an spoon-feed asking loser. Considering the possibility of me being just a scammer, does $50 will bankrupt anyone?

[Anonymous No.6127291]

>>6122937
>>6122937
this is great pasta

[Anonymous No.6127316]

>>6127153
Then get more shifts or find a better job or at least a second job. Its clear you cant live with your folks anymore so find a way. Its doable but you gotta commit. Whats going to happen when youre 20? 25? 30?

[Anonymous No.6127347]

tfw my parents had me when my mom was 40 and my dad was 31

Fucking boomers.

[Anonymous No.6127536]

>>6127316
I can live with my family.

>>6127347
My parents were both in mid 40s.

[Anonymous No.6127575]

>>6127347
Fucking boomers!

[Anonymous No.6127598]

Are you stupid? Buy as much BTC as you can using localbitcoins and cash. She never has to know anything.

[Anonymous No.6127609]

Proven PnD group here. Just pumped STU to 300% profit Next pump in ~45 hours.


discord(dot)gg(slash)pXz4XuU

[Anonymous No.6127631]

>>6127347
>mom 9 years older than dad
Lmfao, that's doubling down on the bad there

[Anonymous No.6127648]

>>6127609
Fucking pajeets!

[Anonymous No.6127838]

>>6127253

>Literal pajeet typing

Pajeets scamming retards on a mongolian basket weaving anime porn website

Trump broke this timeline

[Anonymous No.6127981]

>>6127598
HOW??????????

[Anonymous No.6128182]

>>6127981
Just buy espers on yobit sir. And please register into kucoin with my referal link. 8JGK/h . Too many money to be made!

[Anonymous No.6128195]

>>6127981

You should post this thread everyday and ask for donations, this is beyond hilarious

>yfw this is an elaborate longcon beg thread

[Anonymous No.6128600]

>ruin economy
>bring in hordes of niggers
>ruin culture


DO NOT TRUST BOOMERS, LET THEM DIE SLOWLY IN A ELDER HOUSE, WE WILL BUILD NEW WORLD WITH CRYPTOMONIEZ

[Anonymous No.6128867]

>>6121339
Fucking underage schoolboys get out. I hope your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

[Anonymous No.6129044]

>>6121339


Look dude if all u say is true you don't have a choice

Take all your money buy litecoin on coinbase

YouTube how to transfer and receive coin send it to the kucoin account you make then spend it all on dbc

Wait till it hits 2 or 3 dollars

Take your money and don't invest in crypto again

[Anonymous No.6129070]

Do it in secret then drive up your driveway in a lambo and she will stfu

[Anonymous No.6129105]

>>6121339
tfw no aryan granny milkers

[Anonymous No.6129428]

>>6128867
im 18 dingus

>>6128195
I don't want donations at all actually. I just want to figure out how to buy

>>6128182
HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[Anonymous No.6129494]

>>6121339
You know those scam commercials you see on late night tv? Boomers fall for that shit.

Quit listening to old fags. Mutual funds are for suckers.