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> 18
> Really ugly
> Almost rich

What do I do biz? I just want to fuck

>> No.6119112

>>6119072
Plastic surgery

>> No.6119121

>>6119072
gym is the next step

>> No.6119130
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6119130

>>6119072
Impossible, just give me all your coins

>> No.6119144

>>6119072
kys

>> No.6119198

>>6119072
get a prostitute, you'll realize how meaningless it is

>> No.6119206

>>6119072
Go to Amsterdam and fuck 10 window girls in a day.

>> No.6119230

>>6119072
get a good haircut, get decent fucking clothes and your not ugly anymore

>> No.6119287

>>6119230
Is this what your mum told you?

>> No.6119301

>>6119230
I literally just got a buzzcut yesterday

>> No.6119312

>>6119072
look up looks maxxing, mew, work out, /fa/ but not /fa/g, /fit/, chew mastic gum, etc

>> No.6119332

bruh buy some plane tickets to amsterdam and have fun :) take me with you

>> No.6119338

>>6119072
keep making money and stop focusing on unproductive things like sex

>> No.6119365

>>6119312
I'm an incel from lookism.net not gonna lie boyo to be honest

>> No.6119423

>>6119301
>buzzcut
slav ...

>> No.6119445

What are you gonna do when you fuck and realize it's overrated and not fulfilling?

>> No.6119488

>>6119072
Have you seen Jessica Alba's husband? Ugly as shit.
They just care about money man. Buy an expensive car and bullshit like that, like any rich asshole, and the golddiggers will rain.

>> No.6119490

>>6119301
>I literally just got a buzzcut yesterday
If your face looks like shit get some haircut that moves the attention away from your face

>> No.6119523

>>6119365
lol same as u just much poorer im also 18, you do all the shit ur supposed to?, currently chewing for jaw and ramus gainz. desu senpai take a couple hundred thousand out and invest it in mainstream shit, buy a house etc

>> No.6119534

You know you can also live action role-play having sex?

>> No.6119553
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6119553

>>6119072
We possess the technology, if you possess the currency.

>> No.6119593

>>6119072
Go to Korea girls are all gold digger over there

>> No.6119644

>>6119072
how the fuck did you become milionair with ARK?

>> No.6119690

>>6119072
Plastic surgery or escorts.

I should go with escorts. Rent a lot of them. You'll soon learn that women are just people. Annoying people to be exact.

>> No.6119692

>>6119553
Who are these men?

>> No.6119712

>>6119072
Litterly Buy a hooker op if your a cryptomillionaire, the money wont even matter shit nigga if i had even a fraction of that.

>> No.6119743

>>6119072
GO. TO. THE. GYM.

Jesus christ fucking soyboys. And don't spend all day on the elliptical like a fat housewife, get under the damn barbell. Read Starting Strength.

>> No.6119749

Looks don't matter, your confidence matters the most.

>> No.6119783

>>6119072

I was ugly as fuck at 18, now at 30 I get a lot of women coming onto me because I have aged into my ugly face it and makes me look masculine

>> No.6119785

>>6119072
most girls vaginas don't smell the way you want them to
plus you will come to find out that most girls are so incredibly dumb you are left in a constant state of confusion.
they aren't really even funny at all.
don't spend too much time thinking of women there are things in life that can make you happier and more fulfilled.

>> No.6119825

>>6119072
>>6119198
>>6119206
>>6119332
>>6119712
If you don't listen to these wise men, OP, then you're going to end up getting fucked over by some golddigger that tricks you into busting one bareback nut into her and taking 80% of your wealth as well as your kid.

>> No.6119837

>>6119785
he needs a lady boy then the best of both worlds

>> No.6119873

>>6119644
ARK'S ico price per coin was about 1 cent

>> No.6119885
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>>6119072
> tell him to get plastic surgery

>> No.6119906

>>6119072
You got a lot to learn:

First off:

Looks don't really matter, it is your confidence that does. Love is a chemical that gets triggered, trigger it with your charisma.

Also all woman are basically the same, you'll be craving them at first because its still new and exciting but after a while it becomes boring and they're just anoying.

Hookers exist for a reason, its true that man don't just want sex but hookers can also give you company, after all all woman are really just after your money. Unless you find your soulmate (i believe in soulmates)

>> No.6119958

Post yourself OP. I'm a girl I'll rate you ;-)

>> No.6119972

>>6119072
all you have to do is dress nice, wash yourself, and shave the neckbeard. that will give you a confidence boost and girls will start talking to you, which is ANOTHER boost. its an upward spiral if you just shave the neckbeard

>> No.6120003

>>6119873
Was it really??? Jesus...

>> No.6120029

>>6119825
/thread

>> No.6120030

>>6119906
So if an ugly person confidently approaches a random girl, she will enjoy the encounter?

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6120063

>>6119958
pic related?

>> No.6120103

>>6119072
If it's your body you can fix that, but if you have an ugly face just give your money to more worthy people and don't reproduce.

>> No.6120118

>>6119906
>Unless you find your soulmate (i believe in soulmates)
Same
I want to believe that true love is possible

>> No.6120197
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6120197

>>6120063

>> No.6120289

>>6120197
in what country do people write dates like that ?

>> No.6120350

>>6120289
Like every country that isn't retarded (america,britain)

>> No.6120362

>>6120289
In any normal non-amerifat non-mongrel country

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6120410

>>6120197
that was the best birthday I've had in a while, tbqfh senpai.

>> No.6120425

>>6120350

Britain writes it that way faggot

>> No.6120445

>>6120289
Germany

>> No.6120513

>>6119523
>Chewing gum improves your jaw
How real is this?

>> No.6120573

>>6120425
>Brexit
LOL

>> No.6120664

>>6119523
>buy a house etc
Worst advice ever, man. That's boomer-tier advice, desu.

>> No.6120724

>>6119692
The Bogdanoffs. Go google them. You willbe surprised.

>> No.6120836

>>6119837
This

>> No.6120956

>>6119906
>Looks don't really matter, it is your confidence that does. Love is a chemical that gets triggered, trigger it with your charisma.

Not true in the slightest. Looks are what give charisma a chance. Once you have looks, you can start hooking up with girls in your league and that's when charisma matters. Looks come first as a filter, then charisma gets her to spread her legs.

>> No.6120977

>>6119072
il sell you my gf for 100 ark

>> No.6121008

Get a Lefort 3 and fix your god damn MAXILLA!

>> No.6121066
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6121066

>>6120197
Superior girl coming through.

>> No.6121258

just fuck high end escorts dude. only poor people are against fucking whores because they can't afford the nice ones.

>> No.6121442

>>6121066
That moment when your browsing /biz/ and you find someone posting a collage of your own pictures..

>> No.6121526

>>6121442
what did you expect? Weapons grade autism is standard here

>> No.6121551

>>6121442
Pls be in London

>> No.6121594

>>6120956
Nah man, from my own experience, once I started showing some confidence girls came by themselves no need to really do anything.

>> No.6121597

>>6121258
will donate 1 btc for nudes

>> No.6121658

>>6121551
London Ontario

>> No.6121661

>>6121594
who cares when you can have your pick of the litter? if you want someone leeching off of you for the rest of your life because you believe in love then that's fine.

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6121682

>>6119312
You forgot the NECKPILL.

>> No.6121716

Ufrrrrrrrr

It’s on fire

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6122160

>>6119072
>18

You are probably still lanky and awkward from puberty.

If you are a millionaire, don't work for a couple years, go the the gym nearly everyday, buy yourself nice clothes regularly, get any reasonable cosmetic surgery you may need.

Most guys at 18 aren't in their prime. You haven't had time to develop muscle. Start hitting the gym now though.

>> No.6122274

>>6119072
listen to lil ugly mane

>> No.6122415

>>6119072
Bud, do these 3 things:
1. Work out really hard for 2 years (gain mass and get to 8% bodyfat once you are)
2. Dress sharp. A nice suit makes a huge difference.
3. Go to better barbers and get better haircuts, buzzcut is one of the worst cuts you can get.

After doing these things, you will feel a lot better about yourself and get attention from women as long as you aren’t seriously disfigured. Of course, at the end of the day you need confidence/game, but that will come through experience and should be the priority. I started getting attention from 9/10’s and 10/10’s once I did those 3 things (sorry 4brag but not shitting you - I have no reason to lie to you). My brother still gets a lot more pussy than me only because he has a lot more confidence even though he is a lot worse looking and doesn’t care as much for his appearance (in the words of my sister’s friends - I am a 9/10 and my brother is a 7/10). Confidence makes all the difference at the end of the day bud, but those 3 things will give you a new world I promise you

>> No.6122680

>>6119692
>>6120724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXj2OGXFjI