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WELCOME AT MCDONALDS, MAY I HAVE YOUR ORDER SIR

>> No.6099255

>>6099195
nope still got my master degree in CS

>> No.6099285
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6099285

>>6099255
WELCOME AT BURGER K-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>> No.6099297

>>6099195
still got my degree in CS

also: i'll just have the mc chicken large menu. how much monero do i owe you?

>> No.6099307

i remember this pic from may
its funny because everyone that held onto everything he has tattoed onto until now still made a fuckton of money
but something has to shake the weakhanded normies out of this market

>> No.6099343

> Yeah, I'd like to order four Big Macs, just the sandwich. And, can I get two large fries with my order and a large diet Coke?
> I heard you guys accepted OmiseGO here as well, so what's the address that I send my tokens to?
> Oh, you have no idea what OmiseGO is? Um, hold up.
> *pulls up article*
> OP: Sir, you are holding up the line. Are you going to pay with fiat or not?

>> No.6099426

Hi, I'll have the big mac, here let me pay with my VISA-ISSUED CREDIT CARD, AN ACTUALLY VIABLE WAY TO PAY FOR MY STUFF, BECAUSE I AM WELL AWARE THAT MCDONALDS DOESN'T RECIEVE MADE UP IMAGINARY MONEY.

>> No.6099479
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>>6099285
Y-Y-Y-Y-YES..SIR..
HAVE IT YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>> No.6099535

>>6099195
Nope
Got my PhD in philosophy faggot fuck

>> No.6099557
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6099557

>NO ITS OK ANON EVERYONE HERE HAS A MASTERS IN CS OR IS A DOCTOR, THEY JUST LARP AS NEETS AND TRADE CRYPTO ON THE SIDE.

>> No.6099586

>>6099535
Can you fucking take my order already?

>> No.6099638

>>6099195

yeah uhh gimme the Charlie Lee special

>> No.6099658

>>6099535
>PhD in philosophy
is that really a thing? i mean, it's prolly a thing in some hippie states but can you make money of it? or do you also take mcdo orders?

>> No.6099827

>>6099658
How else do you become a philisophy professor?

Although I've heard most smart philosphy students just go to law school

>> No.6099895

>>6099557
Nope, I have a PHD in Astrophysics and I work at the large hardon collider

>> No.6099939

I'll take two number nines, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

>> No.6099968

>>6099195
It's welcome to, you fucking pajeet

>> No.6099984

>>6099895
make a token for lhc.
we'll buy it, if it has a utility...
we want to play with your lhc.

>> No.6099986

>>6099479

That’s Burger Kings slogan

>> No.6100031

>>6099195
I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don’t be frontin' son
No seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a cravin' for a number 9 like my shoe
We need some chicken up here, in this dizzle
Fo' rizzle ma nizzle extra salt on the frizzles
Dr. Pepper my brotha
Another for yo motha
Double double super size
And don’t forget the fries

Should have bought ETH

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>>6099939
You gots it big smoke

>> No.6100521

>>6099255
me too
we can probably get a good gig at like Olive Garden right?

>> No.6100562
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6100562

>>6099195
>WELCOME AT MCDONALDS

>> No.6100616

this fucking thread
my sides

>> No.6100629

>>6099195
i unironically work at mcd, i'm eastern yurpoor, and together with crypto i'm living like a king

>> No.6100660

>>6100562
kek

>> No.6100699 [DELETED] 

>>6099195
Fiest, I'd like to first get a white cashier, please and thank you.

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>>6099195
Hmm I think I'll have half a dozen bigmacs and two diet colas
>t-that'll be 0.00001 LINK sir

>> No.6100757

>>6100699
> S-s-sure thing.
> CLEETUS, someone asked or you!

>> No.6100783

>>6099195
I'm a programmer, I don't need crypto even if a real crash happened.

>> No.6100812

>>6100783
Gross, I bet you're Java EE or .NEET too

>> No.6100909

>>6099195
Jokes on you kid. I own this franchise.

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6100917

Holy fuck /biz/ never change. My portfolio is in the shitter bigly but you guys will always be there to hodl me right?

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>>6100812
HTML

>> No.6100972

Is working at McDonald's comfy?
I mean you just sit around making some burgers all day and can hang out with a few people

>> No.6101064

>>6100909
R-Ronald?

>> No.6101094

>>6100972
its hard work

>> No.6101124

>>6100909
not that hard to own a mcdo resto kek.

>> No.6101161

>>6099297
Your counter strike degree don't mean shit

>> No.6101166

>>6100629

not for long

>> No.6101298

>>6100972
>Is working at McDonald's comfy?

this is the sort of question only asked by a man who leaves the house once every 3 months

>> No.6101402

>>6100972
Its not bad. Don't listen to >>6101094. Its the easiest fucking job imaginable and nobody expects anything but the bare minimum from you.

Problem is that you get greasy and smell like a french fry

>> No.6101453

>>6101124
Yup, and still making more than these college cucks.

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>>6100741
This made me kek so hard I don't even feel that bad about being down 8% and dropping.

>> No.6101492

>>6099285
WE WUZ KRYPTO KANGZZZ

>> No.6101539

>>6099939
ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ

>> No.6101737

>>6099255

This.
Money comes and goes.
Wagecucking comfy because you got an education will always be there.

>> No.6101848

>>6099255
FPBP.
>>6101737
You don't even have to wagecuck 9-5. Freelancing is a very real option for programmers.

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6101959

Which fucking idiots sold their altcoin stack?

SHOW US YOUR FACE OF SHAME.

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>>6101959
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>6099195
McD cashier is automated now, go flip burgers