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>make a few hundred dollars off of a /biz/ memecoin
>speedwalk in a circle in my kitchen and fantasize about getting on jimmy kimmel and hinting at /biz/ being my main reason for success and then making a "holy shit I think this guy on jimmy kimmel is a /biz/poster" thread and then a couple dozen replies in post a timestamped pic of myself from a VPN and do an AMA, becoming the board's folk hero
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this

>> No.6089248

>>6089206

na, i do imagine having some real nice gains tho
just want to make my dad proud ;_;

>> No.6089267

>>6089206
what

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6089312

>>6089206
LMAO not quite but i've been there in spirit

>> No.6089318

>>6089206
son you're acoustic af

>> No.6089451

>speedwalk in a circle in my kitchen and fantasize

Dude, literally my entire life in a nutshell

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6089670

>>6089267
>>6089318
Fuck you guys, it's gonna happen. I'll post an archive of this thread in the AMA thread and everyone will be like "holy shit he knew all along" making me even more of a legend

>> No.6089777

>>6089670
i belive u anon just put all ur money in tron its ganna be ok viva la normies am i right

>> No.6089791

>>6089670
nah man I wish you all the best, but you're still acoustic

>> No.6090040

>>6089451
my niggas i do the same shit

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6090189

>>6089206
Are you in BAT?

This is the next memecoin. And the BATmen are bravely bruteforcing this idea across the web.

Brendan "I Bash Gays" Eich

and the

Felix "Death to Jews" Pewdiepie

are the key players in this meme movement.

GET IN NOW

>> No.6090442

>>6089206

yea I do this kind of shit all the time but no way would i ever want to be on TV

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>>6089670
Kek good luck anon

>> No.6090547

>>6089206
you got adhd

>> No.6090563

>>6089206
FUCK
>make 100 bucks
>fantasize about going to my high school reunion in a lambo

>> No.6090854

>>6090563
>make 2k bucks
>daydream about not wageslaving for the rest of my life
>pace around my room listening to music and dancing as I imagine to cash out my gains and quit my job

>> No.6090970

i do that shit all the time, passes time at work and it's fun