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I'm tired of being a poor fag and working a wagecuck job. Fucking bullshit, rich cunts waste money on overpriced crap and buy whatever crosses their minds while I have to count PENNIES to afford the bus to go to community college and think about how to get money for textbooks.

I've about 300$ I'm willing to risk losing to start out. HOW DO I START INVESTING IN CRYPTO OR OTHER INVESTMENTS?

>inb4 just google it lazyfag

There are millions of articles with conflicting advice and I don't know which to believe.

Please help me /biz, you're my last hope

>> No.6043763

step away normie

>> No.6043788

>>6043677
Sign up for kucoin, buy eth and send it to your eth wallet address on kucoin and start buying cheap erc-20 tokens with a low market cap.

I suggest buying FUN.

Cheers

>> No.6043813

>>6043677
Buy XLM. Go stellar or go home

>> No.6043827

BCPT, don't touch it for 1-2 years nigger

>> No.6043834

>>6043677
>$300
>wants us to hand hold him into making millions
stay poor anon

>> No.6043854
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6043854

Buy dent faggot, like your brain

>> No.6043860

>>6043677
$300 all in on FUN
thank me later

>> No.6043903

>>6043677
Lurk more OP
If you approach this with jealousy towards successful people and deep inside feeling money is "evil" you won't make it

>> No.6043929

All in on Bunny coin

>> No.6043980

>>6043677
7/10

not subtle, but good enough to trick /biz/

>> No.6044069

ive got 50 bucks what should i buy

>> No.6044130

>>6043763
im not a normie, I'm an r9gay-er

>>6043788
should I store the money on a physical wallet or some shit?

>>6043834
300 starting, if I turn it into 500 I'll drop all my safe-net money

>>6043903
Money isn't evil, I'm extremely envious of rich people and I wan moneyz

>>6043980
I dont know what youre getting at.

>> No.6044209

>>6044130
I thought you were a troll, but it looks like you're just a newfag and a fucking idiot.

Go back to your containment board

>> No.6044265

>>6044209
In case it hasn't been made clear to you, robots are worse than normies

>>6044130

>> No.6044295

>>6044130
fuck off from here, this board is not some fucking charity for you to earn free money

>> No.6044379

>>6043677
Put it all into Chainlink. You'll get less than 300 currently but that will be 30k in a year or so's time.

https://www.binance.com/tradeDetail.html?symbol=LINK_BTC

>> No.6044380

>>6043677
>There are millions of articles with conflicting advice and I don't know which to believe.
>tfw you spend every waking moment reading this “conflicting advice” to make large amounts of money and brainlets expect you to just tell them what you know

Just go all in on KYScoin

>> No.6044465

>>6043677
DONT DO IT!

I've invested 20$ into Ether-Eum
I pushed up the Gas (because /biz/ told about many jews in ether)
Now I have only 0.02$ in my account. Also, it keeps asking for a 12 word key... I don't know... this is stupid!

>> No.6044628

>>6044209
You were all newfags once, hypocrite.

>>6044265
>brobots are worse than normies

HAHAHAHAH made me KEKK

>>6044295
I dont think you know what charity means.

>>6044379
I'm making a list of coins to invest in, added that too. Which service should I use?

>>6044380
Whats wrong with wanting to make money? Don't you want to have money too?

I actually was about to search KYScoin, fucking dick.

>> No.6044819

Whats the best exchange for someone living in ameriland?

>> No.6044985

>>6044819
that explaines a lot

>> No.6045082

>>6043677
nigger im tired of being a wagecuck too. but we dont have money to be whales.
What im doing is, im just investing my few sheckles i have. couple hundred in KCS and leaving it alone forever.
and just continue to be a wagecuck like everyone else while adding a couple hundred every few weeks into KCS.
sigh, i guess we'll never make it bro.
Fuck it, ill still try.

>> No.6045084

>>6044985
help a fellow 4channer plz, I missed the ride on the big boy bitcoin,

p.s. im not an american, im from Yurup

>> No.6045129

It is 10x harder to make it with 300 than it is to make it with 3000k. consider getting more fiat

>> No.6045142

>>6045082
WHICH SERVICE R U USING??

i plan to do that too.

>> No.6045225

>>6043677
someone will shill you their shitcoin and you will be on the streets in notime , get out newfag

>> No.6045269

>>6045129
that comment is beautiful.

>> No.6045283

>>6045129
I have exactly 3000 in the bank, its my safenet, if my 300 moons I will use the 3000 too. Please tell me which service is the best for an amerilander to use!! kucoin?

>> No.6045765

gUYYYS plzzz

>> No.6045814

I just made a kucoin account and I downloaded the app. Is KuCoin trustworthy? Is there a better option for someone in amerikkka?

>> No.6045965

How do I buy chainlink? I can't find it on kucoin! Do I need to buy bitcoin in order to buy shitcoins?

>> No.6045979

>>6045765
Go with Novaexchange my dude you can't go wrong

>> No.6046105

>>6045765
First, explain why you were so late to the party.

>> No.6046185

>>6045814
1. Go to Kucoin. Use my code. 1RRsJ
2. Put 30$ on these coins. KCS, DBC, BNTY, REQ, DENT, POE, PRL, XRB, DRGN.
3. Forget about it for 2 weeks
4. 1500$ now
5. Re-post this question on Biz.
6. Repeat

>> No.6046286

>>6043980
>Implying half the people on here aren't in the exact situation

>> No.6046345

>>6045979
Okey
>>6046105
I was lurking on r9k and thought crypto was a meme. fuck me.

>>6046185
Post a screen of your account please, iwant to see how much you have.

>> No.6046434

>>6045965
why the fuck do you use kucoin lmao

>> No.6046647

>>6046434
I just made the account, is it a bad service? Which do you recommend for someone in ameriland?

>> No.6046877

Why don't you pirate your textbooks?

>> No.6047105

>>6046877
I most probably will. That's not the point of this thread though

>> No.6047541

>>6044069
Linda coin

>> No.6047579

What service should I use to buy coins?

>> No.6047688
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6047688

>>6047579
Binance aka Xing Xong scamtown

>> No.6047778

Op take your ass to ED and buy UFR it's only 15mil market cap easy 5x - 10x once it gets listed on a higher exchange. It's shown steady growth over the past few days. Get the fuck in while you can.

>> No.6047820

You're not a fucking robot. Stop lying about being a fucking robot to get on some of these guys good sides. I fucking hate you fucking normie piece of shit leech. It's actually offending to robots who made it. Fucking kill yourself.
But first, leave this board.

>> No.6047839

Buy 1 Monero

>> No.6048363

>>6047688

It's the #1 exchange, faggot. It has 0.05% fees compared to Bittrex 0.25%

That's 5x cheaper you little brainlet. You must be salty because they temporarily disabled new account registration

@ OP
However KuCoin is another great exchange with low fees.

You can use my refferal code when you register because I took my time to write this shit for you

1bHtM

Good luck

>> No.6048429

>>6043677
i'd help you but you're actually toxic cancer and don't want you on our board.

>> No.6048499

>>6043677

BEEEETTCONNNEECCCT

>> No.6048576

>>6043677
I will make you a deal, OP and help you in this situation. I have a certain fetish that involve having rough sex with those who can't refuse. Those that want to with every fiber of their body, but can't because they need the payout once I'm done. I'll fly you in to Houston, pay for a 1 months hotel room at the St. Regis, and then come and fuck your ass every night for exactly $20,000. Think about it. At the end of this you'll have $600,000 USD and all you need to do is get fucked in the ass for 30 days. This is a serious offer. I don't care how you look, all I care is that you're hurting for money.

If you don't take my offer, ask yourself if you've really got what it takes to make it big, because you probably don't.

Hope to hear from you soon: LareauxSot@protonmail.com

>> No.6048834

>>6048576

nice, just bought 100k

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6048966

>>6048576
mfw

>> No.6049131

buy alot of bazinga coin. it ia going to moon

>> No.6049571

What exchange should I use? I'm in ameriland

>> No.6050138

>>6049571

Kucoin.

Use this code when you register

> 1bHtM


Post your refferal code so I know you used mine

Then post ETH address and I will send you 0.01 ETH to get you started

>> No.6050169

>>6044465
Hope you are LARPing