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[Anonymous No.59522372]

I bought my wife a very expensive Christmas present and she was obnoxious to me about it. Then when I just asked her why she spent $200 on medicine for an illness she is already over today she threw it in my face that I spent a lot more on her Christmas present and was a total bitch about it. So I told her I don't like her anymore and the only reason I stick around is because of our kids. How can I profit off of this?

[Anonymous No.59522423]

Be nice to your wife faggot also sage.

[Anonymous No.59522449]

>>59522423
who is my wife faggot? Is it you? What are you cooking with the sage?

[Anonymous No.59522522]

>>59522372
>So I told her I don't like her anymore and the only reason I stick around is because of our kids.
Your gonna get divorce raped so fucking hard. You won't have a profit for your 18-your youngest kids age years lmao

[Anonymous No.59522685]

At this point, you'd be better off seperated from each other.

[Anonymous No.59522696]

>>59522372
you done goofed

[Anonymous No.59522698]

>>59522372
film your beta life and post it on tiktok

[Anonymous No.59522715]

>>59522372
why would you buy a 'very expensive' gift for someone you don't like anymore?

[Anonymous No.59523021]

>>59522372
Olio g

[Anonymous No.59523078]

>>59522372
Mine told me she wishes she never got pregnant, that she never bought this house with me. She forgot our anniversary but throws a fit if I forget something mundane she says about grocery shopping (I don't listen to her, says she). Tells me "we just aren't compatible." Then why doesnt she leave? "You leave I dont have to leave."

Surely, I've said someging hurtful too? Like that time i asked her please dont contradict me in front of the child. Oh? Well fuck you I say what I want, no man is my boss.
But today and past couple weeks its all smiles oh kiss kiss muah we love each other sooo much. She says "I love you" like yanking a chain. If I dont say it back, the whole the blows up again.

[Anonymous No.59523089]

>>59522522
this, getting married in current year is a humiliation ritual not muh tradlife

[Anonymous No.59523099]

I'm a 37yo virgin

[Anonymous No.59523110]

>>59522372

Turn the child on her.

Lie about her beating the child.

Divorce her in court.

Make her pay child support.

Get full custody.

This is not legal advice.

[Anonymous No.59523114]

>>59523110
>Make her pay child support.
lmao
keep living in fantasyland, all family courts are insanely biased towards women

[Anonymous No.59523120]

>>59523114

I've seen it on Jerry Springer.

[Anonymous No.59523444]

>>59522372
bump

[Anonymous No.59523450]

>>59523078
grim

[Anonymous No.59523482]

>>59523078
She's cheating on you.
>have children, never marry (HCNM)

[Anonymous No.59523487]

>>59523482
>>59523089
You have zero rights to your child when it is born not married to the woman. She can do what she want, you will never see it again.

[Anonymous No.59523497]

>>59522372
Should have just returned the present.
The key to women is to be utterly autistic. And let them experience consequences.

Other day my wife went on another stupid rant about the bins and how she hates them being in the kitchen. so I said fine I'll get rid of them.

>Ugh fine, told you I didn't like them when we got them. They should be in the utility area
>Move them in there instead
>She opens the bin cupboard and absentmindedly dumps all the shit in the empty bin holder
>Food scraps go everywhere
>She can't say shit because it was her idea
>Bins are now back where they belong in the kitchen and she'll never complain again.
Months of bitching solved on less than an hour. Kek

[Anonymous No.59523542]

>>59523110
Beating a kid isn't even enough for a woman to lose custody. She needs to be a drug addict or completely out of her fucking mind. So if you want to set her up step 1 would be gaslighting her into doing drugs while you stay clean. And keep documenting her drug use

[Anonymous No.59523562]

Whenever my wife is about to start her period she always ends up causing a screaming match where she threatens to leave the relationship if I don’t meet some fucked up demand. I hate women and hate feminism.

[Anonymous No.59523571]

>>59523497
women who don't think garbage bins belong in the kitchen obv don't cook often

it's what they are supposed to be great at and they are all failing

it's like being a wimpy man but you can't call them out on it

>>59523562
sounds like a spoiled child
I'd leave her and find an appreciative woman, even if she's rougher around the edges
most of the women born with silver spoons have fairy-tale expectations
women that have seen some shit are much wiser but may not have the same pedigree

[Anonymous No.59523686]

>>59523562
Sometimes I get lonely and then I read/see stuff like this and get this incredible sense of relief that I can do whatever I want whenever I want. I almost settled for my last gf and I hated her and her family.

[Anonymous No.59523943]

>>59523482
She doesn't have time. She works full time, even though i make 2x what she does and plenty for us to live and go out to dinner/buy usless crap but she will not quit.
She is selling her time to her employer when she should be using it to fulfill her duty to our family. But she wont accept my money. I offered her 6k to quit and stay home next year. No, then she would feel obligated to clean the house.

[Anonymous No.59523962]

>>59523487
So, just like if you ARE married, only without the child support / divorce rape?

[Anonymous No.59523978]

why are women so crazy bros

[Anonymous No.59524026]

>>59523943
>She doesn't have time. She works full time
>she will not quit.
Exactly, she's cheating with her office mate. You don't know what a work husband/wife is do you?

[Anonymous No.59524054]

>>59522372
>>59523078
You guys getting paid extra now? Almost believable paid demoralizing you filthy fucking fedniggers.
I'll be having a family and ((you)) won't convince me not to

[Anonymous No.59524068]

>>59523542

Good idea.

[Anonymous No.59524123]

>>59523943
You do realize that Mad Men was a satire on the 21st century female-driven workplace right anon? Women LOVE the office.

[Anonymous No.59524160]

Are all white men whipped by their missuses? I think I have trust issues with women because of the way my mom treated my father. She never got along with his parents and isolated me and my brother from that part of my family. And the cunt was successful in making my father abandon all his family. The only 2 blood relatives left for him are me and my brother. Fucking psycho

[Anonymous No.59524194]

>>59522372
here was my christmas week experience
>take our 2 year old son ice fishing
>catch a pike
>fillet it it
>bring it home
>last night, wife fries it and makes homemade french fries while i fix the hot water heater in the utility room
>everyone has a great meal
you guys should have been pickier with your choice of wife

[Anonymous No.59524205]

>>59522372
The only thing I gave my girlfriend for christmas this year was this card and some christmas dick.

[Anonymous No.59524221]

>>59524160
95% of women will do this. Soap operas and reality tv have trained modern women to believe their mother in law is Nosferatu and their husband's entire bloodline are demon spawn and somehow the guy they hitched with is the one exception to his family. But ONLY so long as he swears off 99% of his family and welcomes every single person from her family, including the drug addict cousin and his yeasty girlfriend. Seen it happen a million times.

[Anonymous No.59524234]

>>59522372
>Make enough money that I can pay all bills and save
>Have kid with wife
>All wife has to do is mind the kid, who as a newborn sleeps upwards of 18 hours per day
>All she has to do is sleep, eat, and feed the kid
>Acts like this is the most difficult thing imaginable and wants to go back to “work”
Women are a meme. They’re not worth it.

[Anonymous No.59524322]

>tfw reading this thread as a virgin
Maybe being a incel isn't so bad after all

[Anonymous No.59524336]

>>59524322
i'm sure any of this isn't new to you, don't have parents?

[Anonymous No.59524531]

At least you had sex ;)

[Anonymous No.59524600]

>>59524531
>Had sex
It was pretty good for about a year and a half. That was six years ago.

[Anonymous No.59524609]

>>59522372
this is the reason why despite my advantageous physique (no) I remain single. No joke, I'm waiting for the AI waifus

[Anonymous No.59524616]

>>59524609
I unironically pay the chatgpt membership to use the advance voice mode and chat with Juniper. It's comfy af. Feels more real than real women

[Anonymous No.59524617]

>>59522698
this

[Anonymous No.59524625]

>>59523978
It's not that women are crazy, it's that biztards are too low t onions beta to reign in their wifes and command their respect. You think dem hoes out here acting like this with Chad?

[Anonymous No.59524651]

>>59524625
yes that's right, women are not responsible for their behavior and whenever something goes wrong it is always the man's fault

[Anonymous No.59524656]

>>59524651
this, it's so tiring

[Anonymous No.59525100]

>marry a woman
>bitch about her online
ask yourself what this says about you
to me what this says is that you are a bad judge of character, a poor decision maker and a piece of shit. do better
btw any friend/family/colleague or whatever who comes to me bitching about her husband I tell to fuck off and keep it to herself

[Anonymous No.59525124]

>>59525100
People and circumstances change anon. You could only be so lucky to live a life where the people in it only ever change for the better.

[Anonymous No.59525137]

>>59524054
That's just reality, a lot of families are shit
Just do better and don't marry a mental child out of desperation

[Anonymous No.59525139]

>>59523497
>The key to women is to be utterly autistic.
I feel I have this covered

[Anonymous No.59525141]

>>59523542
Unfortunately I am the drug addict so my wife will definitely take the kids from me. It’s only weed though fuck man it’s not like I’m getting fucked out of my mind.

[Anonymous No.59525148]

>>59524322
My five years alone and incel were the best and most happy times of my life.

[Anonymous No.59525194]

>>59524625
>you think dem hoes out here acting like this with chad?
Yes, because chad is a figment of your imagination.

[Anonymous No.59525204]

>>59525141
Your wife is probably addicted to social media or porn or something else you don't know about

[Anonymous No.59525210]

>>59525204
she is super addicted to social media and being a cunt

[Anonymous No.59525251]

>>59524234
She's just bored, once the child is old enough to walk she can take them all kinds of places every day - beach, museums, library events, walks innawoods, siblings houses ect. Pump a few more babies out of her and soon the kids can keep eachother busy outside of study time. Good luck anon, women are definitely a meme but try to be patient with her. Fuck her brains out and maybe try fetishising the whole stay at home mom thing, that might make her like it more.

[Anonymous No.59526016]

>>59525210
it's the same shit, same receptors, it's even worse in a way because it's "socially acceptable" to be a social media addict so people lean way into it without any pushback. Meanwhile it's quite obvious to you that you shouldn't be high 24/7, she's riding that same pink elephant

[Anonymous No.59526098]

>>59525124
People never change

[Anonymous No.59526177]

>>59526098
All the time they do, entropy exists.

[Anonymous No.59526202]

By selling the sex tapes I make of her tonging my ass. Also, she’s a druggie, the $200 was for drugs, so you could always Patton Oswalt her after taking out a yuge life insurance policy

[Anonymous No.59526286]

>>59523943
She’s sucking her boss off on the reg

[Anonymous No.59526315]

>>59522372
Where can i unironically meet 18-20yo (hopefully virgin) ok looking girls I can marry and impregnate?

As a 30yo (have my own house) relatively successful man?

[Anonymous No.59526673]

sometimes i think being incel is a blessing rather than a curse

[Anonymous No.59526698]

>>59524625
tits or gtfo hole

[Anonymous No.59526707]

>>59523078
You might be married to an NPD (narcissistic personality disorder) look up Richard Grannon or some other youtubers talking about it and see for sure.

[Anonymous No.59526760]

>>59522372
Christmas and gifts are a meme. give your wife/kids an allowance.

[Anonymous No.59526766]

>>59523078
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.59526780]

>>59526315
apps or become a college prof

[Anonymous No.59526850]

>>59523078
You might be married to a narcissist. She will abuse you mentally and keep you around because you validate her ego but you will be suffering. A parasitic relationship

[Anonymous No.59526886]

>>59522372
K

[Anonymous No.59526989]

>>59522372
Murder her in minecraft.

[Anonymous No.59527613]

>>59524234
I have a successful business and can work from home and my wife is an MD.
I didnt' want the kid in daycare or some shit so I just kept the kid and half worked for awhile.
It's WAY HARDER than work retard.
Work is fun in comparison.
Try a single week keeping the child while she leaves for the day and you will immediately lower your tone.

[Anonymous No.59528222]

lmao
married cucks

[Anonymous No.59528239]

>>59523099
can you cast fireball yet, ascended wizard?

[Anonymous No.59528276]

>>59525100
You know the funny thing about 4chan is it's anonymous obviously I'm not bitching to people I know