/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.59463015]

why is price action being a completely untradable piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.59463055]

>>59463015
He's literally me

[Anonymous No.59463058]

>>59463015
Dog hates the smell. Obese ass.

[Anonymous No.59463059]

>>59463015
Why's he looking at him like that

[Anonymous No.59463067]

>>59463015
does anyone have the others from this collection? I've been wanting the one where she's sitting on him and suffocating him with her 2,000 pound ass

[Anonymous No.59463083]

>>59463067

[Anonymous No.59463097]

>>59463015
bruh staring his dog in the eye while clapping his girls cheeks

[Anonymous No.59463109]

I thought wojak had gotten a thinner girlfriend, but you keep posting him with a fat girlfriend, I don't know what to think anymore.

[Anonymous No.59463127]

>>59463015
>dog keeps barking while I’m checking the chart
>He's unironically named Akuma
>chart moons; guess he’s the mascot now

[Anonymous No.59463206]

>>59463015
Jesus that picture can't be more accurate.
Dated this fat girl a few months ago who has a dog who doesn't listen to her at all, I'm at best mid with dogs and wouldn't want one myself.
Fucking her on the bed in that same position and I turn my head and see the dog staring at me.

[Anonymous No.59463210]

>>59463206
Whats with fat chicks and untrained dogs

They dont have self control so they obviously cant control a dog either

[Anonymous No.59463287]

>>59463015
>doggo is disappointed, feeling second hand embarrassment

[Anonymous No.59463297]

>>59463109
thats plapjack, try to keep up anon.

[Anonymous No.59463318]

>>59463015
Oooo this one's my favorite so far. Love me some fatties

[Anonymous No.59463319]

>>59463059
Who

[Anonymous No.59463337]

>>59463210
Plus she was crazy with bpd and fucked more guys than a pornstar, but I was desperate to coom.
Also if your dogs sees you getting bottomed by random guys every time he won't listen to you

[Anonymous No.59463383]

>>59463015
you just know....

[Anonymous No.59463452]

maybe you just suck

[Anonymous No.59463509]

>>59463083
>How it feels to own LINK

[Anonymous No.59463705]

>>59463015
it's so that bitches get scared and those who really know how to wait take advantage, or so I think, I don't know dude I just hold boxxy and pretend that all is well with the world

[Anonymous No.59463710]

>>59463015
do you guys actually capitulate like this? God i'd rather die than do this. it's fucking disgusting. i find this meme to repulsive.

[Anonymous No.59463757]

>>59463705
>boxxy
Nobody is gonna fall for your despicable scam, shitjeet

[Anonymous No.59463852]

>>59463710
>capitulate
dood, it's COPULATE lol
With that said, yeah i agree with you lol

[Anonymous No.59463868]

>>59463710
Many early gen zoomers who are about to be 30 and want some action resort to it. I did when I was 27, literally felt the sin and my soul becoming tainted. Went on rigorous semen retention right after which resulted in me not having sex for 2 years now but least I don't let my body leading me to this vile shit no more.

[Anonymous No.59463884]

>>59463015
Honestly whoever did this whole plapjack/fat gf theme is a genius. The level of accuracy and strangely familiar emotions in almost every one of these pictures is astounding. Bravo!

[Anonymous No.59463891]

>>59463884
Yes it’s disturbingly brilliant

[Anonymous No.59463912]

>>59463884
i ditto that. an anonymous davinci is among us. i just relly hope it's an organic meme and not conjured up in some dark cia bunker because if so they have harnest some real memetic power.

[Anonymous No.59463917]

>>59463912
god, i mangled that. i'm still drinking my first cuppa. brain no work.

[Anonymous No.59463992]

Peepeepoopoo

[Anonymous No.59464016]

>>59463015
why would you ever fuck a fat girl? some self respect anons

[Anonymous No.59464031]

>>59463917
Nah i get you bro. It gives out an eerie, familiar feeling everytime i see one of these… and i nver even fucked a fat chick. Wouldnt be surpised if its some advanced ai image generator tapping into our collective subconscious somehow

[Anonymous No.59464765]

>>59463710
>>59463757
>>59463884
My friend found himself in an identical situation this past weekend. It's surreal/spooky how accurate they are as anyone who's been to an American college can tell you. I mean everything, the fat cunt that's actually a slut, the beam pole skinny guy, pile of dirty laundry in the floor, dimly lit neon lights - it's probably 2am, the weird persian rug thing on the wall.

I've been around it plenty at uni, but I never submitted. My disgust response was always to high fuck a fat cunt, but I know plenty of guys that did.

[Anonymous No.59464841]

>>59463015
Pre-Trump inauguration shakeout. It will be like this for one more month (Fedniggers be damned). You have one month to accumulate if you haven't done so by now.

[Anonymous No.59464974]

>>59464841
Probably. But isn't it a little too obvious? I'm selling everything after lunch.

[Anonymous No.59465019]

I will never fuck a fat bitch again
It does hit different desu I dont knowwhat it is the fat makes it almost like a suction cup but the price is your soul

[Anonymous No.59465053]

>>59463884
this.
thank god i've moved on from coping with fat women and finally have an 8/10 skinny gf

[Anonymous No.59465139]

I only fuck hot escorts

[Anonymous No.59465155]

>>59463015
kek

[Anonymous No.59465157]

>>59465139
Women are a scam I would much rather hire a professional
How do I go about getting an escort ?

[Anonymous No.59465167]

[Anonymous No.59465189]

>>59464765
>be me
>poorfag macaco
>sees 9 woe on site
>goes to meet her
>lying bitch was fatasfuck
>ask for discount
>get it
>woe leaves me showering
>took money
>feels relieved
>she was fat anyways

[Anonymous No.59465197]

This isn't a real thread.
You, the one reading this, are the problem.

[Anonymous No.59465543]

>>59463083
Nice poster lol

[Anonymous No.59465568]

>>59463015
The dev dumped in record time last night. There's currently a 500X boost active and the volume on the coin is enough to make it gain traction if enough people aped in at the bottom where it currently sits. Get the fuck in here if you want to make some money biz. I'm making a new tg and going to update the dex for a proper CTO because I see this as an opportunity to print some SOL. This can easily reach 100k and get back on dex trending.

https://dexscreener.com/solana/86r7oacemskchfzwzykriqmlderztgy8xmf78jmvkxyf

[Anonymous No.59465583]

>>59464016
It's like doing heroin or listening to Michael Jackson: a large chunk of the population does it, but they're afraid to admit it.

[Anonymous No.59465686]

>>59465197
Fuck. This is one of those, if it's free then you're the product things, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.59465894]

>tfw haven't fucked a fat bitch in a year now
I can literally feel my soul slowly healing day by day. Never again bros

[Anonymous No.59466439]

>>59463015
Luckily when I had a fat bitch I only had her suck my bitch so I didn't have to smell her
And she wasn't close to being that fat

[Anonymous No.59466457]

>>59463287
>the fan
epic attention to detail

[Anonymous No.59466479]

>>59465167
Why is he crying? kek

[Anonymous No.59466507]

>>59465894
>humble bragging about not getting laid
Weird but ok

[Anonymous No.59467211]

>>59463015
>>59463059
>>59463287
The dog gets sloppy seconds?

[Anonymous No.59467227]

>>59466507
>
Not all pussy is good pussy.

[Anonymous No.59467239]

>>59466507
>you're not eating fastfood mcgoyslop?
>>bragging about not eating food
this is what you sound like

[Anonymous No.59467352]

>>59464765
Holy shit dude just noticed the rug on the wall and pile of laundry on the floor.
It's unironically spooky how accurate it is

[Anonymous No.59467374]

>>59463059
The dog is wondering why he’s fucking the peanut butter hole and licking the delicious peanut butter.

[Anonymous No.59467398]

>>59463015
>he didn't make money shorting from 108K to 95K
literally an over 10% move, you pleb

[Anonymous No.59467408]

>>59464765
I'm 40 years old: I've been in a similar position as this 20 years ago myself.
It's crazy how these types of images transcend generations.

[Anonymous No.59467425]

>>59467374
The whole peanut butter thing is a myth, nobody actually uses it, it's gritty and the grit gets everywhere and is uncomfortable. Condensed milk works if your dog is unwilling, but really all you need to do is have a real mutually enjoyable time and your dog will learn whatever you want him/her/it to do.

[Anonymous No.59467434]

>>59467425
Rope

[Anonymous No.59467440]

goon

[Anonymous No.59467466]

>>59463884
Ditto. There are so many subtleties like, for instance, the colouring. You just know it's a shit apartment from the lighting alone

[Anonymous No.59467628]

Okay so I see a lot of differences in opinion in this thread. So can someone just lay out why it is a bad idea to fuck a fat chick? I'm currently seeing someone who could definitely lose some weight, she is not even near the images posted here, but yeah.. Don't fat chicks give good blowjobs? Never done it with a fat one, then again I've never done it with anyone. Need some advice bros.

[Anonymous No.59467629]

>>59463710
It's been years since I fell for the fatty, but I recently went out with a neck tatted, pixie cutted girl and I tell you I'm saddened I have never experienced a proper woman

[Anonymous No.59467782]

>>59467628
If she's willing to lose weight I'd say go for it. Had a fat bitch i dated go from 200lbs to 117lbs petite asian qt in less than a year since I told her I would never introduce my mom to a fat girl. People started thinking I was a pedophile due to how she started dressing after losing the weight coupled with her height, but that's better than a chubby chaser. She couldnt really handle my size anymore though, turns out being fat makes you handle dick better. That is the only positive with fat chicks.

[Anonymous No.59467801]

>>59463912
Eglin glowniggers could never meme like this. The best they could come up with is daughterjak, which the sign tappers predicted over a year ago.

[Anonymous No.59467803]

>>59467628
friendzone her and be celibate anon. take the volcelpill

[Anonymous No.59467810]

>>59463015
this position feels so fucking good

[Anonymous No.59467961]

>>59467782
God I almost had a petite asian girl, but she had to go back after she was done studying. I still think of her now and then. Anyway, thanks for the advice, I'll be straight up with her about her weight.

>>59467803
Yeah if she doesn't want to lose the weight, this is what I'll do.

[Anonymous No.59467992]

>>59467628
Literally fuck her and see if you can coax her into working out or just going on some runs with you. If she's down, you got a workout buddy you can fuck. If not, eh least you got your dick wet.

[Anonymous No.59468024]

>>59467810
It's always my go to when finishing. I love this meme I feel like every man can relate to it even for those that have been married for 20 years. Dog reaction is scarily accurate.

[Anonymous No.59468133]

>>59465894
I haven’t fucked a fat bitch in a year as well but I haven’t had any action since

[Anonymous No.59468193]

>>59463710
Lol cope, youre coping so hard, slampigs are based and comfy, hahaha everyone is laughing at you man, what are you socials?

[Anonymous No.59468209]

>>59463015
Imagine having the ability to smell as well as the dog.

[Anonymous No.59468643]

>>59463337
>if your dogs sees you getting bottomed by random guys every time he won't listen to you
This is a based fact about dogs
Some Reddit fag reported how his dog no longer took him seriously after walking in on the guy getting railed by a nigger

[Anonymous No.59468793]

>>59467434
Dogs don't understand bondage play. They get scared. Just cuddle gently and hold the dog in whatever position you want him/her to be in.

[Anonymous No.59468828]

>>59463015
God I wish that was me. I'm so lonely. I'd happily settle with a 90 IQ chubby normie thot. I bet she'd cook for me and love cuddle.

[Anonymous No.59468834]

>>59467628
Most fat chicks are fat because they have emotional problems. They eat because they're depressed, or because they're angry, or because they have addictive personalities, or because they have low self-esteem. This bleeds over into whatever relationship you have with them, whether she is overly needy or overly dramatic or always pissed off at everything especially you.

There are also basic hygiene issues. It gets hard for them to wipe when their ass is so huge that they can't even reach their buttholes with the toilet paper. Diabetes is another problem. Also constant yeast infections.

One fat chick I fucked, I could literally still smell her pussy stink on me three days later despite showering every day. It was that bad.

[Anonymous No.59468874]

>>59466479
The smell.

[Anonymous No.59468926]

>>59468874
Can't you smell that smell?

[Anonymous No.59468994]

>>59467352
the spiral rug is the most noticeable feature.
>flag for mid pussy
>>59467425
do a flip

[Anonymous No.59469030]

>>59463059
He knows that he knows that he knows

[Anonymous No.59469243]

>>59469030
And you know I know you know.

[Anonymous No.59469247]

>>59463015
missionary position is better. doggy is degen

[Anonymous No.59469410]

>>59467352
That's what humans call a "tapestry", anon

[Anonymous No.59469869]

>>59463015
I don't fucking care. I'm for long term so I'm coping SUPRA with those diamond hands.

[Anonymous No.59470033]

>>59467227
I hope my EOS bag pumps so I can know the difference.

[Anonymous No.59470224]

>>59469410
Found the whale

[Anonymous No.59470413]

>>59468834
Ew. That bad?
I was horny one night while studying that I swiped right on tinder without discrimination, got this fat girl and hit off pretty good. Stopped talking at around 2am when I realized what I was doing.
It's always these slampigs that are fat but no tits. Just rolled down fat masquerading as tits. No cleavage at all, just a hole in the middle that looks like an upside down V/U.
No fatties

[Anonymous No.59470446]

>>59470413
Forgot picrel.

[Anonymous No.59471526]

>>59464031
>>59463884
To the artist that made this meme, fucking genius.
I feel like their is a bonding experience when I see these plapjack/fat gf pics

The one in the OP picture is a 10/10 the stare with the dog..oh my sides

>genxer

[Anonymous No.59471582]

Bump!

[Anonymous No.59471734]

The era of straights is over, gay sex is king

[Anonymous No.59471754]

>>59471734
For you.

[Anonymous No.59472995]

What’s the difference between an Architect and a plapjak?

[Anonymous No.59473028]

>>59463015
Reminder that you will never be able to sexually compete with the dog.

[Anonymous No.59473095]

>>59473028
what an awful day to have eyes

[Anonymous No.59474498]

BUMPED

[Anonymous No.59474696]

>>59463059
dog pities, which guy resents

[Anonymous No.59475052]

>>59463287
How do you stay hard with this? serious question

[Anonymous No.59475059]

>>59470446
And you still stuck your dick in it? Post your wrist

[Anonymous No.59475439]

fat sluts like this are the only type of women who want to talk to me. it got me thinking. am i actually an incel? i guess i'm more like a volcel since i won't stoop to that level. it makes me wonder if the people calling others incels online think theyre better because they do fuck these whales

[Anonymous No.59476026]

>>59473095
>lmfao anon

[Anonymous No.59476317]

>>59473028
Thanks. You ruined everything. Wrap up the thread boys, its over!

[Anonymous No.59476342]

>>59475052
even the ugliest tits are still a +1 on the boob scale, as long as they're healthy. The only bad boob I ever saw had a blackened tumor growing out of it.

>>59475439
you don't need to climb into pigeonholes for your enemies

[Anonymous No.59476372]

>>59469243
Frog, get off /biz/.

[Anonymous No.59476671]

>>59473028
HELLO SIRS. SOURCE?

[Anonymous No.59476676]

>>59463015
the dog knows

[Anonymous No.59476683]

>>59473028
>white people sexually abusing animals
Nasty fuckers

[Anonymous No.59477357]

>>59463015
Are you gonna look at the price action and miss our on UAFC? AI-meme is about to pull

[Anonymous No.59477386]

>>59476683
Why the fuck is that image still up. I don't want my virgin eyes to be defiled. MOOOOOOOODS

[Anonymous No.59477421]

>>59473028
I feel genuinely disgusted and I've seen my share of things in the internet

[Anonymous No.59477453]

>>59463015
Are you gonna look at the price and miss out on UAFC? AI-meme is about to pull

[Anonymous No.59477735]

>>59463015
To force you out so we can take the next move without you.

[Anonymous No.59477748]

>>59473028
im repulsed by aroused. i need help.