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59404932 No.59404932 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to come into $60k. I've been working at McDonalds for the last few years and I'm sick of this fucking wagie life. How can I use this $60k to turn my life around? Where do I start investing?

>> No.59404971

>>59404932
Buy some boring sensible index funds. Don't get greedy and lose it all on a moon mission otherwise the McDonald's wage cage will be your job for life.

>> No.59404987

Put it in USDC until 2027 and buy a Bitcoin and a half in the next bear market bottom.

>> No.59405020

>>59404987
Bitcoins "Bear markets" hit hard floors at the value of the top of the last bull market.

Bitcoin isn't going below 60 again. Ship has sailed.

>> No.59405027

>>59405020
>Bitcoins "Bear markets" hit hard floors at the value of the top of the last bull market.

So the next btc bear market bottom will be 69k or so?

>> No.59405028

>>59405020
nigga we hit 20k not too long ago

>> No.59405038

>>59404987

He should put it into something like NVDY (Nvidia ETF) until the bear market bottom. Then he'll get $0.5 - $1/share per month in dividends. $60k, assuming NVDY is $30 by the time he inherits, is 2000 shares, so $1000-2000 per month. I don't see NVIDIA crashing any time soon.

>> No.59405043

>>59404932
i see (You) opee
have my upvote

>> No.59405052

>>59405020
Hey newfag, bitcoin went below 20k in 2022.

>> No.59405053

>>59405028
Did you not read what I typed?

The PRIOR bull top indicates the FUTURE bear bottom. Bulls go in 4 year cycles. 2024 bottom will be 2020s top

>> No.59405058
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59405058

>>59404932
good one OP

>> No.59405066
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59405066

>>59405052
You need to get yourself checked for a learning disability.

>> No.59405069
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59405069

>>59405053
nigger we literally hit 15k last year, retard

>> No.59405084

>>59404932
topkek

>> No.59405087

>>59405053
But you're wrong nigger.
2017 top $19k
2022 bottom $16k

>> No.59405116

>>59405069
You fucks really don't know how to read and your understanding of crypto shows it.

>2012 CYCLE TOP = $1,200
>2016 CYCLE BOTTOM = $4,300

>2016 CYCLE TOP = $16,300
>2020 CYCLE BOTTOM = $16,900

>2020 CYCLE TOP = $57,000
>2024 CYCLE BOTTOM = NOT LESS THAN 57k

>> No.59405124

>>59405087
3 second candle wicks don't count retard

>> No.59405126

>>59404932
Get greedy, lose it all on a moon mission

>> No.59405130
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59405130

>>59404932
You're still early here

>> No.59405136

>>59405116
The 2021 cycle top was 67k, so that means btc bottom will be around 67k during the 2026-2027 bear correct?

>> No.59405146

>>59405136
Plus or minus 5-10%

>> No.59405152

>>59405146
Nice, btc sub 70k sounds juicy for accumulation! I'm just stacking USDC for now :)

>> No.59405162

>>59405130
At least a 10x here from that low of a mcap

>> No.59405164

>>59405136
This also means that as long as it doesn't go higher this cycle (It will) the bear market of next cycle will be over 100k

>> No.59405165

>>59405038
why does this sound too good to be true?

>> No.59405174

>59405116
>59405124
>59405146

>get caught saying dumb shit
>goal post status: moved

>> No.59405175
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59405175

>>59404932
chainlink you fool. It's why Ethereum is at the price it is today.

>> No.59405176

>>59405164
what makes you think the jews wont toy with the market and fuck with the price? why are you so certain it will stick to the pattern?

>> No.59405178

>>59404932
Index funds. Using it anything else will only make you lose that money, especially if you don't know what you're doing.

>> No.59405184
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59405184

>>59405175
Also, if Ethereum is the world's decentralized computer, Chainlink is the internet for blockchains.

>> No.59405186

Sir, 50k is enough for a house if you relocate. Relieve your suffering

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>>59405174
Holy hell, do you own property on the left side of the bell curve?

Still don't understand do you? Has tiktok really but that many holes in your brain zoomer?

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>>59405043
>>59405058
>>59405084
I'm glad someone did.

>> No.59405196

>>59404932
LMAO good one OP

>> No.59405224

>>59405052
Mmmhmm.. and tell me.. what was the 2016-2020 cycle top? Hmm? 17k.

So I'm no math doctor but I'm pretty sure 20k is higher than 17k.

Seriously, get yourself checked. You might have state/national benefits you can take advantage of for that learning disability.

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>>59404932
Anon, watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoQcoeWYgUo

>> No.59405249

>>59405224
No? It hit 20k in 2017.

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>>59405194
cheers

>> No.59405283

>>59405249
Just ignore him, he's using his own retarded headcannon to rewrite what cycle tops/bottoms actually were to fit his narrative.

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>>59404932
no you're not lol

>> No.59405298

Lol

>> No.59406791

>>59405165

It's not foolproof, but NVIDIA is a long-running stable stock with a high demand for its products. I don't see an ETF based on it crashing.

I didn't recommend MSTY for a reason, Anon. That will pay higher dividends, but it's going to crash once we go into a crypto bear market.

Even if my fellow wagie doesn't want to put all his eggs in one basket, putting 25 or 33% in NVDY will still give him an extra $400/month.

>> No.59406797

>>59406791

*few hundred/month, not $400/month.

>> No.59407208

>>59404932
I remember selling my motorcycle to a wage slave for his entire settlement check he got from an accident. He told me he was going to daily it until he could afford a vehicle.

I put all the money into XRP and once the bull run is over I’m going to transfer it I do an index fund so the dividends pay for my new motorcycle.

>> No.59407973

>>59404932
Buy some NEXD when it launches