I have $500, how can I double that?

[Anonymous No.593735]

Hi, I got $500 over Christmas and I'm looking to double that. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.593737]

Blackjack or poker.

[Anonymous No.593738]

>>593735
>Put it in savings.
>Suck ten cocks for fifty dollars
>add to savings.

[Anonymous No.593750]

>>593737
I'm not a gambler

>>593738
I am not going to whore myself out

[Anonymous No.593753]

>>593750
If you aren't willing to gamble nor whore yourself, then you'll never make it in /biz/ take your pride and be poor somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.593758]

>>593753
I would rather maintain my self respect. There has to be a way to double this money

[Anonymous No.593760]

>>593758

You can get a job and use the $500 as gas money until you get your first paycheck. That's a solid investment for 99% of /biz/

[Anonymous No.593761]

>>593760
I have a job and I am about to get a better one starting in January. I make decent money. I have this money as extra and just want to double it.

[Cal !7p6ZFzW.pU No.593763]

>>593735

you can do a lot with 500k, you can buy into a hedge fund or just dump it all into an S&P500 fund

[Anonymous No.593765]

>>593735
>>593735
if you were hear a month ago a crude oil inverse ETF would have been a nobrainer

http://finance.yahoo.com/echarts?s=SCO+Interactive

but at the moment I don't know of any such opportunities, just lurk and read more books

[Anonymous No.593795]

Get work at, and invest in, a dick sucking company.
When you work there, the company will become popular, leading to more growth in shares and thus more growth in your investment.
This is assuming your a cute girl. If not, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.593800]

>>593735
drugs.

[Anonymous No.593907]

buy chickens
sell the eggs
????
profit.

label as 100% organic

buy more chicken
sell more eggs
????
more profit

rinse repeat

[Anonymous No.593911]

>>593750
"I'm not a gambler" but are you willing to be a sports arbitager? I could easily turn 500 into 1k in under 2 months. Though quite hard if you live in the land of the free usa, what with their freedom inspired laws on betting.

[Anonymous No.593913]

>>593911
silly white boy always searching for the easy way out.
get caught in their own traps.

[Anonymous No.593916]

>>593913
What?

[Anonymous No.593930]

>>593913
go here >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.593976]

>>593758
Hahaha, how young are you? Two ways were already mentioned.

Why are you so eager to double such a tiny amount of money so quickly? Put it into savings until you get a large amount of money that you can invest with.

[Anonymous No.594028]

>>593976
cus every /b/tard that comes here think we are splitting gold nuggets amongst us and want in on the dot com biz/llionaire club.

[Anonymous No.594038]

Buy bitcoin

[Anonymous No.594042]

>>594038
more like buy a bit coin

[Anonymous No.594045]

>>594038
Damn it Larry. Go away.

[Anonymous No.594081]

>>594038
ponzi coins

[Anonymous No.594084]

>>593753
lel, reminds me of that guy

[Anonymous No.594279]

>>593735
wITHDRAW THE 500 INTO PENNIES AND SMELT IT TOO $500.15

[Anonymous No.594286]

>>593750

>I'm not a gambler

Really? Then why are you here?

[Anonymous No.594302]

>>594279
Lel
$500= 50000 penies, each 2.5g (97.5%zinc, 2.5% copper)
48,750g of zinc=107.25lbs
1,250g of copper=2.75 lbs
0.98$/lbs of zinc, 0.32-3$/lbs
~~$110 of smelted metals not including fees

[Anonymous No.594304]

>>594302
>>594302
Actually no I forgot to multiply by 2.5 g each lenny, so ~~$275 worth

[Anonymous No.594305]

buy 10 barrels of oil and wait a year?

[Anonymous No.594529]

>>593765
>inverse etf

Did not know these existed holy shit

[Anonymous No.594553]

>>593735
Email me [e-mail] can double money in about week and half to 2 weeks. No not scamming or any bullshit just willing to sell off a bunch of supplies from a business I am getting out of due to getting legit job. Not very hard work.

[Anonymous No.594935]

>>593735

Buya subscription to a trade magazine.