/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.59309832]

>walk out of your room to join the thanksgiving dinner
>pic related happens
what is your reply?

[Anonymous No.59309834]

>>59309832
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.59309947]

Nobody in my family knows i own crypto

[Anonymous No.59309961]

>>59309832
>be me
>biz says “crypto is for nerds”
>check Solana LINK chart during his rant
>portfolio’s up 3x

bruuuhhh

[Anonymous No.59310005]

i dont come out of my room until everyone leaves normally

[Anonymous No.59310638]

>>59309832
I live alone
somehow feels worse than living with my pos parents

[Anonymous No.59310639]

>>59309832
> I got more than your broke ass. Pass the Mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.59310654]

>>59309832
>Nobody moves, you re now all tokenized.
>Grandma you are pumping hard

[Anonymous No.59310683]

>Hows the bitcoin going
>You should take a little bit out and keep it in the bank
>Arent you scared?
>I think it’s a scam
>How do I buy some bitcoin
>I don’t care if I lose a little money but if I can make $200 or something I’d be happy
>Why did the coin go down? I bought some on cash app and it lost everything
>This app gave me $20 dollars of crypto, do you think this one will do anything?
Etc;

[Anonymous No.59310693]

>>59309832
My family was dismissive about crypto a few years ago. Now they try to ask me questions and I simply say “oh I sold all my holdings years ago, I don’t know much about it anymore”. My bags have pumped so hard the past two weeks, I don’t tell them shit. But there are signs.

[Anonymous No.59310714]

>>59309832
It was this same scenario for me but rewind back to thanksgiving of 2012. I convinced then girlfriend's father to buy BTC. She later became my wife, then my nemesis psycho ex tha took almost everything from me but her father still talks about me like the king I am to him. He made so much money that he paid for his house and bought the 2 acres next to him, so much money that she will forever hear my name being spoken only in positive tones in his house.

Totally worth it.

[Anonymous No.59310724]

>>59309832

Nobody in my family talks about money.

[Anonymous No.59311127]

>>59309947
Smart, keep it that way

[Anonymous No.59311128]

>>59309832
I hold XRP so tell them yes

[Anonymous No.59311146]

>>59309832
>have been making money for years in crypto
>family members ask me how to get in and what to buy when everything is +20%
>"I'm sorry, I don't give financial advice"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.59311437]

>>59310714
yeah but then her and the next guy she marries will benefit when the father passes away. a weird symbolic cucking

[Anonymous No.59311517]

>>59309832
Close! XRP got me up to 100k yesterday! Might be 2 or 3 more years until I'm ready to retire! Hey unc, pass the drumstick. How've y'all been holdin up?

[Anonymous No.59311533]

>>59310714
based

[Anonymous No.59311964]

>>59311437
Lulz thats true. It's a gamble but maybe her new husband somehow will think i am a baller for guiding her dad.

End of the day her dad was a based old fucker. Worked out every morning. Was tired of that normie shite. Always good for lulz. Good to hang out with.

[Anonymous No.59311968]

>>59309832
it's a bullrun, so it's the 9 months every 4 years that I'm a confident chad before it all falls apart and I disappear into my room again.

[Anonymous No.59311983]

>>59309832
Old pictures of my grandparents look like that, a room full of people. My parent's pictures just show them and the children. My pictures... its just me.

[Anonymous No.59311997]

>>59309832
Tell them I sold everything along time ago and just don’t play the markets anymore just hold s&p500 index fund

[Anonymous No.59313303]

>>59309947
i'm doing the same
last thing i need is hearing any "i told you so" every time i make a bet which doesn't pay out and the price dips
bitch you would tell me to sell every time it pumps like 20%. Normies don't understand it sometimes takes 4 years of holding to get good returns.
They see one red candle and go like "omg you retard why didn't you sell it's over"

[Anonymous No.59313309]

>>59309832
Yes I am, now lower your tone when speaking to me.

[Anonymous No.59314533]

>>59309832
>>59310683
>>59310693

I've made a mistake of mentioning to my mother I have a stack and is doing very well. Next phone call was about how I should sell it all and fund my sisters private college because she really wants to be a doctor, can't get into public school and she promises to pay me back sometime in the future. Eventually she did get into public one and I've never talked about having any money since, only said that it lost most of its value a long time ago and I'm no longer interested in it.

[Anonymous No.59315113]

>>59309832
I would lie and say I'm not a millionaire yet

[Anonymous No.59315143]

Why yes I am

[Anonymous No.59315154]

>>59309832
Well you know what they
Lucky at cards, unlucky at love haha

[Anonymous No.59315157]

>>59313303
Stupid Linkholder detected

[Anonymous No.59315169]

>how's your little career going? CEO yet?

[Anonymous No.59315176]

>>59313303
banks will buy the token any day now, please don't sell marine. wagmi!

[Anonymous No.59315235]

>>59309832
Display my penis to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.59316615]

>>59315113
based
if my bag ever does a 100x, then the way my family will find out about it is that they will come into my room to wake me up and find it empty
then they will try to call my phone and the number will no longer be in service

[Anonymous No.59316630]

>>59314533
telling women is a massive mistake, they hate it when you spend money on anything but them.
told a woman recently that I have to keep my money in the game and can only siphon off a little if i want any returns, blocked me.