/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.59248662]

A literal child just made $30k with minimal effort.

Why have you still not made it?

[Anonymous No.59248686]

i have a moral compass that points to God

[Anonymous No.59248689]

>>59248662
It is what it is. What it is is gambling.

[Anonymous No.59248690]

>doxxing yourself
These zoomershits are going to find out the hard way

[Anonymous No.59248692]

>>59248662
Because it’s like playing roulette
If everybody could just make a coin, pump and dump and make 5 figs, India would be full of millionaires by now

[Anonymous No.59248700]

>>59248662
30k is nothing

[Anonymous No.59248731]

Pump and dumps are actually illegal in white countries, even if he's a kid. Especially if he's a kid doxxing himself.

[Anonymous No.59248737]

FUCK if i bought back when he sold i would be fucking rich

[Anonymous No.59248753]

>>59248662
If you start gambling the worst case scenario is that you actually win big at the beginning.
This kid is ruined for life.

[Anonymous No.59248754]

>>59248689
making a coin isn't gambling, you can't lose anything

[Anonymous No.59248798]

>>59248690
Some nigger kid that knows him in the hood will steal all his "profits" at gun point, the nigger kid will probably be younger than him too kek
All in well, everything deserved.

[Anonymous No.59248946]

>>59248662
this is how people like Jack Doherty are created

[Anonymous No.59248970]

>>59248662
this is who you're getting scammed by when you "just throw a couple hundred at it, it could be the next doge, right?"

[Anonymous No.59249236]

>>59248662
because theres a supernatural force that hates me and feeds on my suffering which explains why every coin i touch dies and every coin i dump pumps like there's no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.59249238]

>>59249236
Bonjour

[Anonymous No.59249241]

>>59248662
he better make enough on these scams to permanently move to a non extradition country cause the next admin will come after these people, thats why i am not doing this not worth the entrance fee

[Anonymous No.59249327]

>>59248700
But the point is, he's like 12 years old or some shit. Did you make $30k when you were 12? And if a 12 y/o can make $30k easy, why can't you make $300k easy?

[Anonymous No.59249348]

>>59249327
winning the lottery at 12 doesn't mean you'll win again

[Anonymous No.59249381]

>>59248662
>$30k
That's a hell of a lot of in-game microtransactions.

[Anonymous No.59249419]

>>59249327
I never cared about money at that time, life was simpler then, because I didnt realise how hellish wagecucking would be.

[Anonymous No.59249440]

Making money doing a rugpull is a good way to make enemies. The only enemies you'll make actually doing something useful, starting a business for example, are butthurt redditors who think that business owners are "exploiting" people by employing them.

[Anonymous No.59249467]

>>59248662
>>59248690
inorite kid just filmed himself committing investor fraud and left a public record

His asshole will be leaking by the time he's 18

[Anonymous No.59249487]

>>59249440
>make new wallet
>suddenly no enemies
You probably think banning someone's account or IP gets rid of them too huh

[Anonymous No.59249495]

>>59248662
I wonder how many children have rugpulled the biznessman here

[Anonymous No.59249523]

>>59249487
>You probably think
Go back
to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.59249580]

>>59248662
How do I do this?
How hard is it to make a coin exactly, and then get others to buy it?

[Anonymous No.59249583]

>>59249487
He means that this kid will start trying to scam more and more people thinking he can get away with it, because scamming 30k is as easy as to kids his age as it was for us 20 years ago on the fucking habbo hotel.

Eventually this kid is going to fuck over someone who will either put his ass in jail or he gets kidnapped and has his balls dipped in chili wolf brand before being fed to a hungry pitbull.

[Anonymous No.59249768]

>>59249523
Kill yourself ESL faggot. Are the redditors in the room with us right now nigger?

[Anonymous No.59249787]

>>59249583
I remember being lured into the wildy on RuneScape. Good times.

[Anonymous No.59249855]

>>59248662
>it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
i know that feeling. too bad he's just ruined himself
for any positive emotions forever.

[Anonymous No.59249864]

>>59249768
Name a single English mistake I made.
You can't, bitch. I've read books in 3 languages.
I'm smarter than you. That's why I make money doing useful things and I don't have to worry about putting a target on my back.
Congratulations on being EFL though, I bet your mom is proud that you at least speak one language.

[Anonymous No.59249898]

>>59248662
>>59249327
Bold of you to assume I'm incapable of scamming people. I simply choose not to. I have standards for myself and I'm not enough of a slave to money to break said standards. Making money is easy when you have no morals, as you can see a child pulled it off.

[Anonymous No.59250120]

>>59248662
Based gen alpha fleecing millenialcucks

[Anonymous No.59250122]

>>59249864
>I've read books in 3 languages.
you are proud of having wasted your time by doing the same thing repeatedly and somehow wear this as a badge of intellectual supremacy
please tell me more about your life, judging from your inherent narcissism you certainly must have a blok available already

[Anonymous No.59250198]

>>59248662
>>59250120
It's not fair. I'm 35 and why are teenagers so much better at making money than we millennials are? What are we doing wrong?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732130067279302.webm

[Anonymous No.59250229]

>>59250198
you still believe in the meme that is "hard work" instead of memetics which is what control our society

[Anonymous No.59250472]

The beauty of not being an insider is I can buy/sell whatever the fuck I want. Launching a coin is too much risk and hassle. I'd rather let someone else take all that risk for me and I will talk a paltry 10x off of their hard work and risk

[Anonymous No.59250498]

>>59248700
you didn't have $30k when you were his age, if you did you sure didn't make it on your own, this kid could possibly be the youngest person to ever make $30,000 at their age all on their own.

[Anonymous No.59250513]

>>59248662
this is so funny, just goes to show what a joke shit coins are and crypto in general.

[Anonymous No.59250537]

>>59250229
cringe

[Anonymous No.59250570]

>>59250537
but true

[Anonymous No.59250574]

>>59250498
>make
That's kinda stretching the definition of "making money".
He essentially stole them.
Now the question is, will he get away with it like the youtubers/influencers that did the same thing and faced zero repercussions, or will he get raped in court?

[Anonymous No.59250597]

>>59249327
That means nothing, and I did make more than $300k this year relatively easy on crypto. My half retarded friend made $50k on an NFT scam in 2021 and he's much poorer now than he was back then. One lucky incident proves nothing and it doesn't mean the kid will be successful

[Anonymous No.59250611]

>>59249419
>I never cared about money at that time, life was simpler then
Also this, I was far more happier and I felt a lot more alive with $0 to my name than I do now at 27 with $400k+. I feel like a shell of my childhood self and everything just lost it's appeal

[Anonymous No.59250614]

Kid got doxxed and now bagholders are actively harassing his family and calling his mom and demanding that she force him to return the money he took.

[Anonymous No.59250623]

>>59250574
>will he get raped in court?
I seriously doubt he can be held criminally liable at that age, at worst he might have to return the money he earned.

[Anonymous No.59250626]

>>59248686
God, the ultimate poor cope.
Millionaires pray to God too and he blesses them while make you (poor) suffer

[Anonymous No.59250760]

>>59248662
and the kid will lose way more in the long run. after this dopamine kick he got today he will try the same thing again, and again, and again. and try to buy other coins to no avail. then he will be broke and lose it all in the next few years cause hes an underdeveloped retarded kid. funny post though.

[Anonymous No.59250765]

>>59249236
Thanks for the laugh I needed it bro. How are you losing money in 2024

[Anonymous No.59250766]

>>59250626
Those millionaires you are referring to probably aren't scammers? You do understand the context of anons post correct? Some of us have enough skill to make money without stealing.

[Anonymous No.59250770]

>>59248662
>going to prison that early in life
ngmi

[Anonymous No.59250776]

>>59248662
What token did he make? I feel like we could meme this into mooning just to stick it to this lil shit

[Anonymous No.59250799]

>>59248662
AYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1732135904999096.webm

[Anonymous No.59250890]

>>59250776
https://youtu.be/dU1q50euUYY

[Anonymous No.59251026]

>>59250890
>right afterwards, he made a new memecoin named "I'M SORRY" and then rugpulled that one too, making another $10,000
He deserves that money

[Anonymous No.59251083]

>>59250890
>Fall Guys gameplay
Fucking zoomers I swear.

[Anonymous No.59251137]

>>59248754
you have to provide the initial liquidity or people cant even buy it

[Anonymous No.59251145]

>>59251137
Hardly anything is required for this, the losses can genuinely be nearly nothing.

[Anonymous No.59251153]

>>59248753
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.59251184]

>>59251026
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.59251195]

>>59251026
>using his face while rugging
he's going to jail depending where he lives

[Anonymous No.59251219]

>>59249898
Hina is built for /ss/

[Anonymous No.59251272]

>>59248662
Where did the money come from? I don't know much about crypto.

[Anonymous No.59251304]

>>59251272
retard jeets, see >>59250890

[Anonymous No.59251324]

>>59251304
Idk much about Fall Guys tho :/

[Anonymous No.59251326]

>>59251272
A few hundred people buying the token which boasted the price of the token. The kid held a significant portion of the tokens so he quickly jumped to £30k which is from the investors money.

[Anonymous No.59251343]

Leddit is down.... the hedgies are hiding something..

[Anonymous No.59251357]

>>59251326
Ah, alright. So if these people who bought this token were to cash out it'd be much lower now, right?

[Anonymous No.59251408]

>>59251357
If the money is taken out then the price of the token will fall yes. To put it simply, a bunch of people unknowingly gave a bunch of money with the expectation of their money to appreciate in value to a kid and the kid up and ran away with the money.

[Anonymous No.59251504]

>>59251408
Alright. I think I get it. Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.59251524]

>>59251408
>If the money is taken out then the price of the token will fall yes
Why is that?
Didn't he just sell his tokens to someone else?

[Anonymous No.59251537]

>>59251524
he crashed the liquidity

[Anonymous No.59251543]

>>59248700
Can I borrow nothing?

[Anonymous No.59251545]

>>59248690
>>59249467
The charges?

[Anonymous No.59251549]

>>59251537
Ok I'm going to bed now but I'll Google what that means tomorrow. Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.59251552]

So what is the legality of this? Zero disclaimer, just launch a token and rug, would that not be a security fraud or some shit? isn't that why we are all not launching shit?
>he's just a kid let him go
well shit i might adopt some 6 yr old and make him launch rugpulls for me

[Anonymous No.59251608]

>>59248700
This. If he can do this reliably at least every month then we can start to talk.

[Anonymous No.59251616]

Get in on snake wife hat, still very early with a bullish upward trend. MC going rapidly and Chinese new year will pump it HARD.

Bag your 100k while its cheap

[Anonymous No.59251622]

Is rug pulling a shitcoin in the US even a crime?

[Anonymous No.59251624]

>>59251622
Not in Trump's America.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.59251633]

>>59251622
yes, and that's why jeets do it. In india they don't care.

[Anonymous No.59251647]

All the accumulated Snake Wif Hat right now

[Anonymous No.59251650]

>>59248700
Well, no. It's something.

[Anonymous No.59251803]

>>59251622
They just hit you with wire fraud and conspiracy charges. Best case scenario for this kid is that he has to return the money and will lose access to the internet for a year

[Anonymous No.59251854]

>>59251622
That's what I was wondering. He's a dickhead no doubt but did he actually break any laws? It doesn't seem like it to me (but I don't know the laws) so why are people calling it a scam? Everyone knows meme coins are pump and dumps. Everyone knows they're slot machines, and if you don't then that makes you the retard.

[Anonymous No.59251891]

>>59251552
Depends entirely on where you live and how you perform the rug-pull.

[Anonymous No.59251930]

>>59251624
Voter ID not required.

[Anonymous No.59252053]

>>59248686
They have no idea how short this live is compared to the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.59252072]

>>59249787
Goddamn. I still held grudge against the player who did it to me. He promised me some spot with some rare ore. There was even a warning message about PVP zone being entered but I didn't care or understood the implications. Fuck that guy.

[Anonymous No.59252402]

>>59252072
kek

[Anonymous No.59252451]

kid has bad karma hanging over him for life. thats not worth $30k or any amount of money

[Anonymous No.59252464]

>>59248686
Good on you brother, we’ll make it without stealing or robbing.

[Anonymous No.59252483]

>>59251622
>>59251803
they will charge his parents for it instead of him.

[Anonymous No.59252674]

>>59252451
>bad karma
That's just superstitious bullshit though

[Anonymous No.59252714]

>>59249327
Because, idiot, according to your math, that would make me 120 years old.

[Anonymous No.59252771]

What do you think will happen in the following years? I've been there, it's not funny. If he is smart he will turn his life around but if he is not he will be in debt by the time he turns 19.
the problem is most people do this trick once and think it will work for the rest of their life

[Anonymous No.59252935]

>>59252714

[Anonymous No.59253050]

>>59248686
I've lost so much money not trading this kids doxxed family, religious coins, porn coins or other weird shit.
Sure, the opportunities are still plenty but I have to write off a lot of plays cause of it. I remember calling out some sol x faggot for pumping and dumping some God coin for 350 sol asking if he was gonna at least tithe it when he had Christ is King in his profile.

Yea, he doesn't have that phrase in his bio anymore.
>>59250799
I remember how this was such a wild event, only for us to FF to today where that is a hundreds of times a day on sol shitcoins. Also, poor dent lost all his money gambling on stake and is in shambles.

[Anonymous No.59253163]

>>59248662
I work in tax. The IRS has their sights on crypto gains, and crypto audits for 2024 will be through the roof. If you want to get your anus probed by an auditor, just do exactly what this kid did lolmao

[Anonymous No.59253216]

>>59253163
I don't think they'd go after such small potatoes

[Anonymous No.59253218]

>>59248662
How is this not illegal? If you do a pump and dump with stocks and get caught you’re going to prison.

Now obviously 30k isn’t that much to “scam” maybe he’s a small fish but putting your face on the internet is pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.59253260]

>>59249327
>why can't you make $300k easy?
why are you projecting this hard

[Anonymous No.59253285]

>>59251854
This is like saying a ponzi is a slot machine instead of a scam since there’s a chance that a participant will profit if they got in early enough and exit before it collapses. Pump and dump/rug pulls are extremely similar to ponzis

[Anonymous No.59253312]

Explain me like I'm five, I'm not familiar with degenerate casino coins.
I go on pump(dot)fun
I create a free meme coin
I can either buy some or not of the supply
I can rug if enough people buy it
And what happens when it completes the bonding curve progress? I get 0.5 SOL for free even if I didn't buy my token at all?

These shit is autistic af.

[Anonymous No.59253325]

>>59253312
Wish I knew. I'm 30 year old boomer so this stuff is too crazy for an old egg like me he he. garlic bread

[Anonymous No.59253394]

>>59248686
i'll start applying my morals are 10M net worth

[Anonymous No.59253620]

>check pump.fun for the first time
>a literal exchange/twitch type website with zoomers lauching shitcoins left and right
im not sure if im bearish or incredibly bullish

[Anonymous No.59253628]

>>59253620
98% rugs but there is money to be made

[Anonymous No.59253631]

>>59248662
I hate money.

[Anonymous No.59253690]

>>59253163
The irs isn't going to fuck with crypto people. The demographic is too dangerous to fuck with. There is a very real chance that if they start fucking with lots of age 25-45 year old men they will create a super effective domestic terrorist out of one or more of them.

Sometimes the government has to let certain things run for a bit and then very slowly try to rein it in.

[Anonymous No.59253702]

>>59253620
I'm kinda tempted to just try it out... what's the worst that could happen

[Anonymous No.59253802]

>>59248700
that's how much i make in 5 years

[Anonymous No.59254231]

>>59250766
>Those millionaires you are referring to probably aren't scammers?
LMAO
no honest man ever earned himself a billion dollars, its simple math.

[Anonymous No.59254279]

>>59253312 Can somebody explain me this? I'm also interested this gay ass bullrun is for BTChuds only I'm financially bored I hate solana so much but ETH is so shit rn so I'm now turning to the dark side just to make some money, even zoomers are outperforming me ffs I can't take this anymor reeeeeee

[S No.59254376]

>>59248686
Same

[Anonymous No.59254379]

>>59250198
millenials got scammed out of life in general, they were too busy as a generation deciding what house of hogwarts they would end up into depending on what they shoved up their assess with their gay gender bullshitting while boomers laughed their assess off and got rich. Now zoomers saw the bullshit millenials fell into and steer away from all that crap. Millenialls will pass down on history as the childless homeless carless moneyless generation that attempted to destroy the world with their ecology and gay nigger migrant friendly shit. Hopefully zoomers learn of their mistakes.

[Anonymous No.59254421]

Hehe thanks cheese man

[Anonymous No.59254431]

>>59254421
5LHn5UEYf2pYfP84wj13wkqTXj23fxPdvfupihmVXTp1

[Anonymous No.59254488]

>>59254379
zoomers are fags and millennials are based
simple as.

[Anonymous No.59254547]

>>59248662
Where is liquidity coming from?

[Anonymous No.59254633]

>>59254231
RoaringKitty was a billionaire at some point. What did he do that's dishonest?

[Anonymous No.59254707]

>>59254633
literally by profiting off the desperate and the destitute, as is anyone engaging in speculative markets.

[Anonymous No.59254767]

>>59248686
based. that little fat faggot will get his in jail

[Anonymous No.59254791]

>>59250198
how does a zoomer look like he has scuffed bogdonoff face?

[Anonymous No.59254795]

idc

[Anonymous No.59254837]

>>59254707
How so?

[Anonymous No.59255325]

hello frens, ive cooked some pasta and theres enough for everyone. id like if u guys joined, but please be nice
t me cpy_pst

[Anonymous No.59255638]

>>59254379
you write like an zoomer. almost everyone i know are millenials and they're direct opposite what you wrote. i thnk its the zoomers who are carless,poor,migrant eco friendly s0iboy

[Anonymous No.59255710]

We really hit peak newfags levels when everybody just becomes aware of things when coffeezilla talks about them. Time to short.

[Anonymous No.59255843]

>>59254837
Damn you're just retarded I guess

[Anonymous No.59255844]

>>59248686
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.59255879]

>>59251537
How though, if he sold it he had to sell to someone so would it just be the other person's liquidity now?

[Anonymous No.59255894]

>>59248662
>retarded kid live streams himself committing crimes
>wHy HaVeNt YoU DoNE ThiS???

Fuck off glowie

[Anonymous No.59255900]

>>59250498
>money he made
He literally stole it LOL, people have been so poisoned by "le epic grindset ecks deedeedee" that they cheer on theft

[Anonymous No.59255921]

>>59255843
Everyone participates in the game knowing the rules, the risks, and what they stand to gain or lose.
There's no exploitation or anyone being taken advantage of, except maybe the cunts trying to do the short squeeze (who deserve it because THEY were actually trying to play dirty and make money at the expense of everyone else).
There's nothing immoral about buying a piece of a company because you think people will value it more in the future.
You're just an ideologue and your insults don't constitute valid arguments.

[Breakroom !!1sGRVCL7Exa No.59255925]

I'll get around to it, eventually.

[Anonymous No.59255960]

Kid could have walked with much more, got doxxed too. I am only on based projects right now
$hello Based department is calling
HrBwc1Gwptdb4hVFjLp97MbBW2jyzh4R7kBsZT1tpump

[Anonymous No.59256589]

>>59254231
The fuck are you talking about? It's called creating a successful business, creating hundreds of thousands of jobs directly, as well as hundreds of thousands more jobs indirectly for people who are elevated by the goods/services that you helped to bring into the economy.

[Anonymous No.59256595]

>>59248686
God is pointing a finger at you back, buddy. And he is laughing

[Anonymous No.59256597]

>>59248662
30k is the price he was paid for showing his face to the internet and ending up on 4chan. I would need more than 30k

[Anonymous No.59256745]

>>59248662
How much liquidity did he put in? The initial amount must have come from his own pockets and it would've been a couple k, to attract a few hundred people to invest. That's why I don't do scam coins. I never gamble with my own money.

[Anonymous No.59257463]

>>59249327
Honestly I would hold the retards spending real money on a coin made by a 12 year old more responsible.

[Anonymous No.59257494]

>>59248662
so what's stopping police from arresting these cretins?

[Anonymous No.59257533]

>>59254379
I hope zoomers are better too but they aren't looking that way.

[Anonymous No.59257813]

>>59251137
You obviously don't know how pump.fun works, that's the main point of the site. Anyone can launch a coin without any funds and the first buyers are the initial source of liquidity after which the coin bonds and a raydium liquidity pool is created from the collected funds.

[Anonymous No.59257819]

>>59252771
>What do you think will happen in the following years?
He's gonna be chasing that fucking high up until his alcoholic 20s. If it had happened to someone already in their late 20s or 30s, they can learn from it. 30k is a good chunk to invest and even play with.
But this kid is fucking 12...he's mentally retarded quite literally. Sometimes good luck is extremely unlucky when it happens to someone too young.

[Anonymous No.59257904]

Dead inside.

[Anonymous No.59257906]

>>59248662
he's going to jail and also be hunted down by his followers

[Anonymous No.59257980]

>>59252714
based extrapolator

[Anonymous No.59258060]

>>59251854
>>59251622
i usually dont browse these threads because they are full of newfags
this kid is selling unregistered securities and will be asshammered by the SEC if they get wind of it

[Anonymous No.59258107]

>>59248662
imagine how depressed you'd be watching your hard neeted cash being rugged by a cheeky guttersnipe

[Anonymous No.59258201]

>>59257904
cmon fren you can't post this cute lil guy without any additional information

[Anonymous No.59258219]

>>59258201
might do a lil sumn GynMnin8gmKC8pahLaa38AMv1oqSKD6CRzKCt6GApump

[Anonymous No.59258231]

>>59257904
but alive on pf

[Anonymous No.59258309]

>>59258219
is there tg? you planning to push this?

[Anonymous No.59258352]

>>59258309
pepechuonsolana and its pushing itself

[Anonymous No.59258542]

>>59258107
Apparently jeets got extremely assmad and doxxed him and his family

Then they started commenting on his mother's instagram, saying things like
>YOUR SON STOLE MY FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.59258753]

>>59248662
Context? Did he already have a substantial following to shill it to? Then that's not minimal effort. Did he put it on some platform and somehow created attention? That might not be minimal effort either.

>>59256597
Some do it even for free.

[Anonymous No.59258863]

>>59258753
>local retard fucking STILL doesn't know how pump.fun works
Fuck man. And people wonder why there are so many ngmis on this board.

[Anonymous No.59258904]

>>59258863
nta but i dont know either can i get a qrd
i wanna try the shitcoin casino

[Anonymous No.59258975]

>>59258863
>pump.fun
Ah. Thanks. Heard of it, now looking into it.

[Anonymous No.59259222]

>>59248662
I had no luck, even using things like KHAI every time I tried to sell everything just dumped or I just wasn't around to check

[Anonymous No.59259258]

>>59250626
Suffering is our commonality. We all experience suffering in this life. Yes, some more and some less, but every single one of us experiences it to some extent.

[Anonymous No.59259311]

>>59248662
>being able to invest at 12 years old

isn't that illegal?

[Anonymous No.59259486]

>>59259311
>invest

[Anonymous No.59259504]

>>59259486
>gambling at 12 years old is legal

[Anonymous No.59259548]

>>59248662
I am going to make it with uafc faggot

[Anonymous No.59259567]

>>59259504
>what is the entire modern gaming industry

[Anonymous No.59259607]

>>59250614
Defo not worth 30k

[Anonymous No.59260051]

>>59251195
Jail? Some mafia guys may be cutting his johnson as we speak as they are getting their money back

[Anonymous No.59260065]

>>59255894
*glownigger

[Anonymous No.59260107]

Now some dudes livestreaming with flop on heads and its so entertaining. Dev literally started a pumpfun with a flop on head, calls his girl and get dumped on stream. Incredibly based

[Anonymous No.59260618]

>>59260107
Did he make any money though

[Anonymous No.59260692]

>>59258060
Is he, or is pump fun?