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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock.
I gave 0.000001 BZC to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower,
all while caressing me and drooling at my Bazingacoin wallet. They also came instantly after
seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my BZC)
and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without
me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim,
I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back.
When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy,
which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my Bazingacoin wallet.
I came, and transferred .00000000001 BZC to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps,
but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice.
My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home.
I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BZC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.5924648

Bazingacoin has no future. The entire premise is stupid.

>> No.5924685

>>5924648
I didn't know there was a premise. Just seems like they're trying to make it the next LINK but truly useless.

>> No.5924693

Just replace BZC with BTC and it's a good read.

>> No.5924796

>>5924685
>Are you tired of hearing the same meme's over and over again? Are you tired of hearing the same jokes that your grandpa told you when you were 5? Here's the solution! BAZINGAcoin is creating the worlds first decentralized internet comedy database to document the best jokes ever written by man so it can be historically proven when the comedy was written and when it was acknowledged. The rules are simple: You laugh you BAZINGA. The platform is available on ylyb.org. Everyone will be able to write jokes they believe that are BAZINGA-worthy. Jokes are text-only anonymous contributions that can be rewarded with 10 BAZINGA per ethereum address. We believe in the science of comedy. Jokes should be objectively funny disregarding sex, appearance or age. We want to know the core of the joke and what makes people tick. You can write and post on ylyb.org for 10 BZC. Every joke will be anchored to the ethereum blockchain and you will be able to "BAZINGA" each joke with 10 BAZINGAcoin per address with MetaMask. Every BAZINGAcoin will be rewarded to the ethereum address of the writer. Every joke is anonymous and this rule will never be modified. There is no downvote, there is no upvote, only BAZINGA.

>> No.5924837

>>5924617
Bitch you can't fuck in a Lambo it's just too fucking small jeez have some sense

>> No.5924858

Most convincing shill ever

>> No.5924865

>>5924617
ITS the sign anon - they always dump 24 hours after this message!

Get out - get out now!

By the way I just dumped

>> No.5924991

Op made me laugh at the level of his shill game!

>> No.5925089

>>5924991
It's a copypasta. Are you genuinely expecting Bazinga holders to have an iota of originality or creativity?

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5925159

>>5924617
>t. retard who spends his gains on pussy

>> No.5925256

>>5924858
>>5924865
>>5924991
newfags

>>5925089
There is no shilling by bazinga holder, it's a one man scam. The only people buying are low iq newfags tourists with a gambling problem who probably never came back to /biz/.

>> No.5925415

>>5925256
Wouldn't be one bit surprised to be honest.