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59236941 No.59236941 [Reply] [Original]

Seems legit

>> No.59236952

>>59236941
It is, something to add?

>> No.59236957
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59236957

>>59236941
>enters Bitcoin
>huge success
yes

>> No.59236978

>>59236941
What exactly is the strategy here? I understand that they own bitcoin, but what do they do with it? How exactly are they making money?

>> No.59236983

zoom out

>> No.59237006
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59237006

>>59236978
.

>> No.59237010

>>59236978
Using their bitcoin gains to pump the stock, then using stock gains to pump bitcoin. It's pretty strategic.

>> No.59237022

>>59236978

It’s a pyramid scheme. His Bitcoin holdings goes up so his stock value goes up so he sells stock and uses that to buy Bitcoin and does that over and over

He has branded his stock as the “Bitcoin stock”. The company has no value or cash flow, it just relies on Bitcoin going up

>> No.59237024

>>59236978
he found a glitch

>> No.59237032

>>59236978
To take out corporate debt against the equity built up in their bitcoin holdings to buy more bitcoin, which in turn has more equity for more corporate debt.
They've created a strat for unlimited money so long as bitcoin doesn't drop below their DCA price.

>> No.59237043

>>59237006
Yes, because noone wants bitcoin and you can buy all bitcoin there is?

>> No.59237056

>>59237010
>>59237022
>>59237032
That seems like a terrible and risky strategy. And looking at his Twitter, I hope it is not him posting..

>> No.59237085
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59237085

The crash is going to be biblical.

>> No.59237149

>>59237032
Doesn't matter if it dips below their dca price. Their software revenue can cover all of their interest payments on their debt.

>> No.59237155

>>59237022
Cash flow from their software revenue covers all their interest payments currently.

>> No.59237249

>>59236941
People falling for dot com bubble scammer Michael Saylor again. This time it’s even worse as it’s Tether instead of real dollars propping up the facade.

>> No.59238241

>>59237006
bitcoins are a lot like eggs when u really think about it

>> No.59238273

>>59237006
Amusing fictional story nonetheless. From a man who is supposed to be dealing with real gold, not fake internet money.
Surely he can find a real example.

>> No.59238289

When to sell this? It pumped so hard today.

>> No.59238325

>>59238241
YOU WILL EAT ALL THE BITCOINS

>> No.59238326

>>59236941
bubble

>> No.59238341

>>59237006
interesting point, who is he going to sell to? Someone told me he doesn't have to sell, okay then what is the point in buying if you're not going to sell? People try to make it seems like some kind of guaranteed infinite money glitch but I bet it will end in tears.

>> No.59238854

>>59237085
Millions must die in two more months!

>> No.59239497

>>59238325
(You) have to buy all the Bitcoins.

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59239516

>>59237056
All maxis are schizo, it keeps the plebs out

>> No.59239523

>>59237249
Tether is backed by us treasuries, usdt is unironically harder money than usd

>> No.59239688

>>59238341
Bitcoin “Development” Company. Capitalization is the only thing btc needs for hegemony, mstr alone can force btc up enough to be a viable unit of account. He is developing the network by acting as a short circuit between fiat and btc.

>> No.59241724

>>59239523
You actually believe that?

>> No.59242526

sui/make it for mstr?

>> No.59242570

>>59236941
I keep getting it mixed up with SMCI.

>> No.59242586

>>59238326
last time people said that i rocketed to 1k though

>> No.59242590
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59242590

MSTR haters are fucked.

>> No.59242597
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59242597

>>59237006

>> No.59242599

I love this pyramid scheme because I'm somehow being benefited from it.

>> No.59242601

>>59242590
This is sandbagged as fuck because mNAV will be exponential. 1K soon.

>> No.59242603

>>59236941
Can't stand google chart niggas. Literally getting spooked by the medium, like falling for the fake tunnel trick in a cartoon.
>>59236978
>borrow money at 0%
>buy bitcoin with it
>bitcoin returns >0%
>????
>profit
>>59237056
It's just leveraging. They are not actually that highly leveraged if you look into their b/s.

>> No.59242626

What happens when this ponzi trash makes it into the S&P500 and is further reinforced from automatic investments?

>> No.59242627
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59242627

>>59236941
max kek

the ending of this story is going to be so epic that the lulz will write themselves for decades

if jew cant see how tragic this dork's collapse will be then you are a newb or willfully ignorant and deserve the pain that is coming

>> No.59242651

>>59242627
why are blackrock and vanguard the two biggest holders of MSTR then pal?

>> No.59242656

>>59242626
S&P 500 will not approve it's entry, if nothing else they'll feel spiteful against it. Inclusion is not automatic.

>> No.59242670

>>59242656
They don't get to approve or deny, once it meets the qualifications it is in.

>> No.59242686

>>59237149
LOL

>> No.59242688

>>59242670
That's false, meeting requirements is just step one, the index committee still gets the ultimate decision.

>> No.59242698

>>59238325
who gaf?, long as I'm staking on exSat and it keeps yielding a shitload of XSAT

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>>59242651
Teach us king! We await your brililance.

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59242789

>>59242688
and QQQ?

>> No.59242799

>>59242651
lol nigga is u dumb

>> No.59243228
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59243228

>>59236941
Now its $420. Is it legit yet?
You guys are pic related don't ever say we didn't try to help you.

>> No.59243271

>>59242597
holy fuck, this schiff... hes like a broken clock that never even ticked to begin with