I have ₿4 BTC

[Anonymous No.59193061]

Bitcoin that is

[Anonymous No.59193065]

>>59193061
Gimme 0.003

[Anonymous No.59193075]

>>59193061
I have $500 to my name
FUCK JANNIES
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[Anonymous No.59193125]

>>59193075
Tell me more and I may help you

[Anonymous No.59193177]

>>59193125
nta but, i do need some extra cash to help my dog. She's a small cocker spaniel that we adopted from an inbred farm, her stomach is getting distended and the surgery may be up to $100k
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[Anonymous No.59193179]

filthy peasants

[Anonymous No.59193197]

>>59193061
GG anon you made it. Remember to DCA on your way out.
>>59193125
How many do you have anon? I finally managed to save up 0.6 BTC but as a turd worlder in south america is fucking hard to stack sats. I've been investing about 80% of everything that I make since 2021 but as I said our monopoly money is fucking worthless... you 1st worders have no idea how lucky you are.
>>59193075
Stop begging have some decency.

[Anonymous No.59193229]

>>59193177
>$100k
lmao, apologies for that. It aint $100k, just badly converted the amount. $100 is the right one

[Anonymous No.59193234]

>>59193061
It's a new paradigm, and everybody who doesn't buy, now, will be priced out forever. Anybody who does buy will be rewarded with a lifetime of riches, as their bitcoin will continue its 30% monthly price increase.

Nocoiners, and anybody born in a future generation, will not be able to afford a $10,000,000 satoshi in 15 years. They will live in tent cities, and Hondas.

This asset bubble is different than all of the others - it will never slow down, or pop. The gains are permanent.

[Anonymous No.59193259]

how'd all these retards get baited into 3 days? lmao
t - .35btc

[Anonymous No.59193592]

Will post feet pics with timestamp for $500 shemeckles
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[Anonymous No.59193702]

>>59193061
I have 1.6 BTC, been slowly accumulating what I can since 2017, I am a neet and I like anime girls btw

[Anonymous No.59193717]

This is considered a lot nowadays?

[Anonymous No.59193732]

i just stated buying btc, quite a lot, everyday, since yesterday.

my friend who is deep in crypto is recommending that i stop for now, wait for the dip, and buy the dip, and then resume DCA. meanwhile, i should buy ETH

thoughts on his advice?

[Anonymous No.59193741]

I lost 10btc just for dust, poor fag

[Anonymous No.59193748]

>>59193732
resume regular ETA an disregard this friend (he's retarded)
this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.59193754]

>>59193748
DCA*

[Anonymous No.59193803]

>>59193732
You don't know how to tell a dip from the start of a downturn.
You don't know how to tell whether this is a top or the start of a bull.
You don't know how to time the market, and any advice that relies on your ability to time the market is dumb advice you should ignore.
Your friend's clever advice to not only time the market, but also tactically put your money in a shitcoin at just the right time to make bank is entirely inapplicable to you. You will lose your money.
You should have started buying BTC a long time ago, but you dragged ass until FOMO got you going. Fine.
If you believe Bitcoin's long term trend of exponential value increase will continue, then just DCA and ignore the volatility.
If you don't, and you think you can just time the market, well.. good luck.

[Anonymous No.59193816]

>>59193075
>>59193177
>>59193592
Post your lightning addresses retards. No one is going to send you onchain btc because how troublesome that could be

[Anonymous No.59193862]

>>59193816
Why would he even send them anything at the first place

[Anonymous No.59193892]

>>59193862
The benefits of putting a lightning address is that you might receive a bit of dust from anons that want to tell your numerically how much they care about your plight.
Doing it on chain means slapping fees of very roughly $1 per transaction, orders of magnitude higher than what they'd intend to send.

[Anonymous No.59193957]

>>59193803
>You don't know how to tell whether this is a top or the start of a bull.
Well put, thanks
>You should have started buying BTC a long time ago, but you dragged ass until FOMO got you going. Fine.
Yep, will curse myself forever over this
>If you believe Bitcoin's long term trend of exponential value increase will continue, then just DCA and ignore the volatility.
I do believe in it and I will continue DCA

I will buy 75% BTC and 25% ETH

[Anonymous No.59193999]

i dont own any bitcoin but im gonna put $300 into it. yes/no?

[Anonymous No.59194010]

>>59193999
yes but put 300,000 USD into it instead

[Anonymous No.59194018]

>>59194010
if i knew more about this maybe, anyway should i also buy eth?

[Anonymous No.59194036]

>>59194018
i started on monday. it's not complicated at all. you can start out on a platform (like coinbase), but veteran anons on here recommend buying a wallet you can keep your crypto in so you are actually in control, in the long term.

regarding eth, my understanding (according to what my friend is saying) is that it's also on the rise, both in the medium and long term. but i am still extremely new.

[Anonymous No.59194051]

>>59194036
yeah i just setup coinbase. am i just meant to hold this until im no longer comfortable with the fluctuations basically? ill stick to bitcoin unless told otherwise ig

[Anonymous No.59194054]

>>59194018
I prefer Shiba Inu ligma Pepe

[Anonymous No.59194065]

>>59194051
you're supposed to hodl until trump replaces the american dollar with bitcoin and you become a billionare

[Anonymous No.59194072]

>>59193702
how do I barely have more than a NEET ffs

[Anonymous No.59194073]

>>59194054
shiba inu is giga down, should i actually buy some of this?
>>59194065
got it, ill keep pumping it and forgetting i have this until like s%p 500

[Anonymous No.59194084]

>>59194073
>got it, ill keep pumping it and forgetting i have this until like s%p 500
yes, just hodl and never sell until selling would mean lifechanging money.

and even then, you transform your life, increase your income, and re-invest back into crypto.

at least, that's my plan.

i want wifechanging money so i can retire my mother, and have 3 wives.

[Anonymous No.59194089]

>>59194084
Got it, thanks

[Anonymous No.59194107]

>>59193816
>lightning addresses
Wait I thought you guys told me that failed a long time ago

[Anonymous No.59194118]

>>59193957
>25% ETH
shills working overtime

[Anonymous No.59194139]

>>59194107
You're a retard. Go read more headlines and fuck off

[Anonymous No.59194146]

>>59194118
What's a reasonable %?

[Anonymous No.59194162]

>>59194036
ETH is dogshit that's going to be flipped by SOL and DOGE but those are equally dogshit. Anything not BTC is a scam and digital fiat

[Anonymous No.59194166]

>>59194072
I made half of it by trading futures and options on Deribit.

[Anonymous No.59194194]

>>59193125
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I moved out to TX to be closer to my son. Bought a car with some previous icp gains. Said car has broke down. I can repair it for a little under $2k. I'm not sure if I should do that or buy another one for $1k as I'm broke and back to walking my son to school. But at least the summer heat has died off.

[Anonymous No.59194243]

>>59194107
I assume people say that because it isn't being used much. But this is what the mempool looks like right now. There isn't much reason to send bitcoin all the time for most bitcoiners, who are quite rationally more interested in holding it. There are other scaling solutions/layers besides lightning, but even as a bitcoin maxi I don't have much reason to look into them yet. The point is that bitcoin has all the time in the world to develop various scaling solutions, and despite the shitcoiner narratives to the contrary it was never some kind of existential issue for bitcoin clearly (to not be able to have all transaction in the world on the base layer). It is a quite valuable use case to simply hold bitcoin, and there is no valid economic argument saying otherwise. The years and years of shitcoiner narratives saying that bitcoin was going to be flipped because it isn't as good for daily spending purposes (going back as far as 2016 or earlier?), has been completely for nothing. Its like Trump winning despite the lamestream media attacking him as an evil nahtzee super villain since 2016 yet him still winning again in 2024 despite their efforts. That's what narrative bankruptcy looks like for both the opponents of the orange coin and orange man alike.