/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.5918095]

This is no joke or propaganda tatic folks. Cashout your Bitcoin,LTC,BCH,etc..etc.... RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Big news coming from the FEDs this coming Monday. And i promise you you will lose everything you own if you dont listen. I just cashed out all of my Alts and BTC. This is for real.

[Anonymous No.5918160]

>>5918095
>the world is USA

fuck off OP

[Anonymous No.5918240]

>>5918095
Fuck ofd burger. You faggots count for what? 5% of the crypto market. Kek. Enj out your taxes bitch. How does it feel knowing you cant escape burger tax no matter where you are in the world?

[Anonymous No.5918262]

can confirm, all cryptos to 0

[Anonymous No.5918282]

>>5918095
prove it

[Anonymous No.5918309]

>>5918262
Can confirm, I have inside information at coinmarketcap

[Anonymous No.5918317]

>>5918160
I will fuck off. With my actual cash. This isnt a joke. Someone close to me works for the federal reserve. What they are planning is full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets.

[Anonymous No.5918322]

>>5918095
> Invest in currencies not controller by the gov
> FEDs will fuck up your gainss omgz

[Anonymous No.5918358]

>>5918317
The Feds can come seize my BTC from me in South East Asia

[Anonymous No.5918370]

Fud

[Anonymous No.5918389]

>>5918317
>What they are planning is full lockdown of blockchaining
This is bait.

[Anonymous No.5918402]

>>5918240
>>5918282
>>5918322
>>5918358
>>5918370
You dont have to believe me but come Monday you will.

[Anonymous No.5918426]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining
Wtf do you even know how the blockchain works

[Anonymous No.5918434]

>>5918317
>federal reserve.
lmao

>full lockdown of blockchaining
hahaha what the fuck does that even mean. Please explain how they can "lockdown" "blockchaining?" I'm curious how this is gonna be accomplished.

>seizing all assets.
Okay, this is some creative FUD, I give you that. But again, how would such a thing even be done? It's ridiculous. 7/10 for making me scrutinize it so hard.

[Anonymous No.5918437]

Burgerland problems lol

[Anonymous No.5918440]

>>5918317
Its true my dad works for the navy seals and he said they have a big operation planned to take away the bitcoins

[Anonymous No.5918455]

Good. We haven't had a proper bear market since like what, October? China FUD was nice, but then we got all these fucking forks, tether pumping, normies discovering crypto, etc. I hate bull markets, they're the most unexpected and you have to keep your eye on the chart 24/7 unless you're a stoplossfag which I'm not. During bear markets you just make a few trades on wild swings couple times a week to double your stack while the rest panic. Just fuck off already you greedy cunts. Or don't, lose your money, that's even more hilarious.

[Anonymous No.5918470]

>>5918317
>What they are planning is full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets.

Yeah, good luck with that.

11/10, would believe again.

[Anonymous No.5918504]

>>5918317

this is exactly what my dad said. monday all blockchaining is freezing, all assets seizing.

[Anonymous No.5918536]

>>5918455
Maybe Oct '15 You fucking newcoiner

[Anonymous No.5918537]

>>5918389
they figured out how to use magic.

[Anonymous No.5918540]

>>5918504

Good luck stealing from my hardware wallet

[Anonymous No.5918543]

>>5918440
Can confirm, saw sneaky guys in camo and big guns checking the perimeter of my house last night. I know they are coming for my crypto. Increasing patrols and adding turrets now. I'm going to give these fuckers hell.

[Anonymous No.5918548]

I know the pope, my family, there are rumors Vatican is going to say that btc is a fking heavy sin

[Anonymous No.5918553]

>>5918317
1. I don't even think it's technically possible
2.If it's possible, with what right can they seize my assets if I'm not under US jurisdiction? That would be a major breach of international law

[Anonymous No.5918595]

>>5918553
If your funds are on the us exchange then they can just shut it down

[Anonymous No.5918616]

>>5918095
>FEDs
Sucks being an Americunt

[Anonymous No.5918636]

>>5918595
>trusting a US exchange
No i do not hate money what about you

[Anonymous No.5918659]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining
lmao

[Anonymous No.5918700]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets.
lol, like... in the world? pppffff hahaha i'd just laugh. also how? lol your larp is too much

[Anonymous No.5918704]

>>5918440
>Its true my dad works for the navy seals

My dad also works for the Navy seals and said your dad has sex with goats.

[Anonymous No.5918716]

>>5918402
Nope I don't believe you. Post source or KYS.

[Anonymous No.5918726]

>>5918095
>have insider info
>omg first thing I do is warn the entire anonymous tadjikistani macrame imageboard!

[Anonymous No.5918738]

last chance

[Anonymous No.5918777]

>>5918402
>i don't have proof, but...

yeah, i totally believe you, pajee- i mean insider...

[Anonymous No.5918790]

>>5918095
The FED has no authority to regulate anything.

That would be the SEC you fucking pajeet.

[Anonymous No.5918799]

>>5918716
I only know this from what my spouse told me. She works for Fed reserve

[Anonymous No.5918823]

For awhile they have looked at it as a threat and now they will say it is. To them it is threatening the actuall dollar and they see it as a huge scam to make money from nothing.

[Anonymous No.5918827]

>>5918799
ok confirmed fake

[Anonymous No.5918845]

Joke is on you OP. I just locked in my coins at current prices on my hardware wallet.

[Anonymous No.5918855]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining

[Anonymous No.5918884]

in addition
>>5918160
FED has no right to regulate the etire world

and >>5918790 is right, OP you picked the wrong authority, how stupid are you?

[Anonymous No.5918892]

>>5918799
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
credibility destroyed

[Anonymous No.5918896]

>>5918095
i dont live in amerifat land so fuck o0ff

[Anonymous No.5918906]

>>5918884
>>5918827
Is it really that fucking hard for you to believe. Its a public program,manifest,ledger,or whatever you call it. You think they dont already have access to it. Wake the fuck up and save yourself from being on the fucking streets after Monday

[Anonymous No.5918915]

>>5918095
>no proofs
>no info
I've made a screenshot to FED you a shit at monday.

[Anonymous No.5918919]

>>5918504
BLOCKCHAIN FREEZING,
ALL ASSETS FREEZING
FEDS BE CREEPING
TRADERS BE SLEEPING

NAVY SEALS STAB YA IN YA GROIN
GRABBIN ALL YA BITCOINS
BRAAPT BRAAPT

[Anonymous No.5918923]

>>5918317
ever hear about the 4th amendment? feds wont do shit, feelin comfy

[Anonymous No.5918924]

>>5918095
>your Bitcoin,LTC,BCH,etc..etc.... RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! Big news coming from the FEDs this coming Monday. And i promise you you will lose everything you own if you dont listen. I just cashed out all of my Alts and BTC.

Post screen caps of your empty accounts

[Anonymous No.5918940]

FED here. Be careful, fake news. Have a nice weekend.

[Anonymous No.5918960]

>>5918799
How can the federal reserve's janitor get ahold of this kind of information?

[Anonymous No.5918993]

do we get to keep our lolis?

[Anonymous No.5918997]

>>5918960
Im a lawyer who has invested half of my life earnings in this shit and have now been given the worst news ive had in a while.

[Anonymous No.5919033]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.5919041]

>>5918919
YA WALLET KNOWS IT GOT FEDS
NO BLOCKCHAINZ
JUST FEDS
RAW FEDS AH
BOOM

[Anonymous No.5919044]

>>5918960
drunk on the job but it's real to him

[Anonymous No.5919110]

Why would they kill a marked they just taxed lmao. This is the stupidest bait I've read so far.

[Anonymous No.5919113]

>>5918855
Dat scraggly tooth

[Anonymous No.5919116]

>open cmd
>type halt blockchaining
>all blockchainers halted
>type download all
>literally just downloaded all of the blockchains and coins included
>own all the chains and coins

>am 4chan, well known hacker.

[Anonymous No.5919170]

>>5919033
>>gorilla warfare

kek

[Anonymous No.5919183]

>>5918997
And I'm a truck driver who has invested all of my x wife's savings in this shit and have now been given the best news ive had in a while: China

[Anonymous No.5919196]

>>5919110
Im not fully diversed in this. So yes i dont understand how they plan to do it. All i know is that i invested alot of money in this and i dont plan to lose it. My wife doesnt fully understand it either she just knows they are planning some sort of take over of the crypto currency world. Regulation and seizing anonymous accounts.

[Anonymous No.5919211]

>>5919116
the perfect crime

[Anonymous No.5919217]

we've gone through china ban, you think USA matters so much? amerifat thinking usa is whole world

[Anonymous No.5919263]

>>5919041
Fucking kek

Read that in his voice too

[Anonymous No.5919269]

>>5919217
but the FUD will seize all of blockchain and seal away the coins. cash out now or be poor, you not scared??

[Anonymous No.5919307]

>>5919116
>cmd
>windows

[Anonymous No.5919369]

SELL SELL SELL!

SELL SELL MORE!

[Anonymous No.5919377]

Perfect, just bought 100k bitcoin and 10000k in alts. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.5919385]

I was about to make it. Why it has to stop now

[Anonymous No.5919413]

>>5918095
if this is true then we should all put our money in privacy coins

[Anonymous No.5919416]

While I appreciate your warning if you are indeed for real, you can see why we are skeptical.

Please post some kind of proof that your wife works for the reserve. Whether its a blurree out business card, stationary, federal reserve swag bags, a fucking pen, literally anything with the words /biz/ written underneath.

If you want to help us so much well just need a little shred of evidence.

Or at least prove you're a lawyer

[Anonymous No.5919447]

>>5919196
Well Bitcoin transactions are public, so theoretically they could try and go after people using Bitcoin for illegal business.
They could try and spam the blockchain with small transactions to slow down the service significantly, so that the people they have locked in won't move their assets during home raid.
I don't know whether or not BTC is IP-traceable, but if it is, they could find the home addresses of idiots buying drugs with BTC from their houses.

[Anonymous No.5919463]

KING IS HERE

SELL ALL ALTS

[Anonymous No.5919481]

Guys, can confirm. I saw a black chopper hauling off a whole bag of bitcoin and some alts. They already started. Operation cockblockchain

[Anonymous No.5919549]

>>5919416
I dont know what damn / this or that you are talking about. I dont come to this site that often. If i fucking tell anyone in person i risk me and my wife going to jail. Im trying to help everyone the best way i can

[Anonymous No.5919568]

>>5918095
>Lockdown on blockchaining
Possibly the worst larp I have ever seen

[Anonymous No.5919589]

Most retarded FUD I've read in a while. Federal reserve does not have the power to do anything. Even if they did, laws would need to be passed through congress and a different entity would be the one in control of it. Ignore OP.

[Anonymous No.5919612]

>>5919463
>king hits the snooze button

[Anonymous No.5919646]

>>5919196
>>5919549

Op you surely sound pretty articulate for a lawyer

[Anonymous No.5919650]

>>5919568
>>5919589
Maybe i used the wrong terms then. I dont know. All i know is the feds are stepping in on Monday.

[Anonymous No.5919653]

>>5919549
This is the dumbest larp I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.5919740]

>>5919196

>seizing anonymous accounts.

What the fuck is an anonymous account?

[Anonymous No.5919752]

>>5919217
yes, but OP is lying anyway

[Anonymous No.5919869]

>>5918095
Nice try to buy Bitcoin and alts cheaper.

[Anonymous No.5919916]

>>5919549
you lost me here, but it was pretty funny at first.

[Anonymous No.5919920]

Riduculous, but then, it's Trumpsters watch, so you never know.

[Anonymous No.5919949]

>>5918095
1/10 not even trying.
kys, retard

[Anonymous No.5919997]

>>5919650
Are they gonna strap my hairy nipples to a car battery and make me reveal my seed phrases? You think it'll be illegal and my ISP will report me for checking exchanges?

[Anonymous No.5920001]

>>5918095
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TOOK THE BAIT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.5920005]

>>5918317
I bought the Federal Reserve. You do realize that it's a private entity, right? Trust me, news is all good for crypto.

[Anonymous No.5920014]

>>5918317
Thank you anon I have been giggling about this post for 5 minutes now. Wonderful work.

[Anonymous No.5920077]

>>5919307

[Anonymous No.5920137]

>>5918317
Everyone just move to binance if this ia true

....but it isnt true....thats civilian asset seizure and is illegal and against the constitution. Uprising will happen if that happens

[Anonymous No.5920195]

>How the hell did pajeet get the inside track on the altcoin dump? Were they lurking for it? Were they shilling for it?
>Not that we know of.

[Anonymous No.5920216]

>>5920137

And do what? Shoot with there M4s vs tanks and drones?

This, this would be funny to watch :)

[Anonymous No.5920217]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets
DONT SHOOT

[Anonymous No.5920229]

>>5920195
>Clearly you don't know much of anything, do you?! Where's Bitcoin?!
>We told you he would moon...
>Where is that decentralized--

[Anonymous No.5920279]

>>5920229
>Deposit the devil...

[Anonymous No.5920287]

>>5918317

lolwut

[Anonymous No.5920289]

>>5920216
Ahahahaha there are so many fronts the battle would take place. Modt of it would be through voting. And everyone would distrust bankers now...not just 4chan. Rn only smart people realize bankers are evil and will do anything to retain power. If that happens every normie with 200 bucks chumpchanhe in crypto will feel like their government just blatantly robbed them for no reason other than that they were beating the banks for once

[Anonymous No.5920297]

>>5919116
this successfully deletes /system32 on all blockchains and coins and reserves

[Anonymous No.5920319]

>>5920279
>And he shall appear.

[Anonymous No.5920359]

>>5918595
Oh you mean my $23 in btc on coinbase :( please no.. oh shit what about binance... oh yeah sorry about that asians fucking hate amerifats. Glhf

[Anonymous No.5920380]

>>5920319
>What the hell is going on?
>The coin is pumping as expected.
>You see me putting my alts into BTC?! Your Binance surge didn't work, friend! And now you've got the weak hands FUDing all over my board?!

[Anonymous No.5920419]

>>5918940
thanks, cashed out

[Anonymous No.5920424]

>>5918855

i think i'm in love with this piggy-nosed toothless wench
what's the sauce on this pic?

[Anonymous No.5920450]

>>5920380
>How's that supposed to help me lambo by 2019?!
>Sell low.
>HOLD right there! I'm in charge here!

[Anonymous No.5920505]

>>5919033
Fuck out of here with your stale pasta

Lol bro, I'm a former international D-1 unlimited weight class wrestler, have abs at 6'1" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, Did army ROTC in college turning it down for 70k finance job, and I zercher squat somewhere around 700 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh… 190 lbs? Zercher squat maybe 495 lbsx8? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)
Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pajeet

[Anonymous No.5920510]

>>5918553
Mutt comprehending US breaking le international law

[Anonymous No.5920515]

>>5920450
>Do you feel in charge?
>...I had bags in you.
>And this gives you power over me?

[Anonymous No.5920520]

I’m from AUD. Thanks, I will sell now

[Anonymous No.5920521]

Hmm, anonymous poster on /biz/ has some hot info... Welp, that settles it. Goodbye investments. Pretty sure I can trust him.

[Anonymous No.5920567]

>>5920515
>What is this?
>Your smart money and research have turned a profit... Until now.
>What are you?
>I'm crypto's flippening, here to pop the bubble you've all been gaining in.

[Anonymous No.5920606]

>>5920567
>You're pure JUST...
>I'm necessary JUST.

[Anonymous No.5920651]

>>5920606
>*muffled AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in the background*

[Anonymous No.5920717]

>>5919041
BLOCKCHAIN
BE GOING DOWN
CHECK DE STATISTACS
SKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRR
POP POP POP POP POP

[Anonymous No.5920733]

>>5919481
Black chopper confirmed.
There were no D-Day heroes in 1973

[Anonymous No.5920760]

>>5920505
>doesnt even weight 150kgs
lmfao fuck off twink

[Anonymous No.5920818]

>>5920760
>weigh not weight*

Fuck off brainlet

[Anonymous No.5920845]

>>5918095

OP is right. I know an US marshall and he said his mission is to takedown Bitcoin. They already know where he is and will fire some big rockets on him.

HE
GONNA
BE
DEAD

...FOR SURE!

[Anonymous No.5920849]

err lads

[Anonymous No.5920888]

>the FEDs
Kek, fucking Americucks. Handing over your crypto instead of your citizenship, like good little cucks.

[Anonymous No.5920889]

>>5918095
we're not all americunts.

sell me your bags on the way out.

[Anonymous No.5920918]

>>5918317
>seizing all assets
good thing I lost all my keys

[Anonymous No.5920922]

>>5920651
BRAVO /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.5920925]

>>5920889
>He doesn't understand what bags are

[Anonymous No.5920931]

>>5920424
The name's Caprice. Little Caprice.

[Anonymous No.5920948]

>>5918470
They're literally going to walk out carrying bags of imaginary coins

[Anonymous No.5921051]

Is this what Bitcoin doesn't want me to know about?

[Anonymous No.5921129]

>>5918906
seriously the FED disrupting a global asset will affect many countries which will not be happy.
Not to mention we still have China and Japan which absolutely won't bend over to USA

[South American No.5921349]

>>5918095
Do you think whatever the fed says affects me in the slightest? If it dips I’ll just accumulate more

[Anonymous No.5921431]

smells like reddit in here

[Anonymous No.5921483]

>>5918317
>full lockdown of blockchaining for 72 hrs and seizing all assets
HOLY SHIT ITS WHAT WE WERE ALL DREADING!

Thanks OP, sold 100k

[Anonymous No.5921511]

>muh bans
>2018

[Anonymous No.5921589]

>>5918317
>Someone close to me works for the federal reserve

dad works at Nintendo tier

[Anonymous No.5921674]

>>5921431
Ive never been to reddit. I barely come here. If you have any crypto currency right now you will be poor Monday.

[Anonymous No.5921885]

>>5921674
Jokes on you, I'm poor now

[Anonymous No.5921903]

>>5921885
this

[Anonymous No.5921987]

>>5918317
>seize all assets
HAHAHAH they can seize all assets the exact same way as everybody else: bruteforce through all private keys
See you when the sun's burned out and our galaxy collapses into a black hole

[Anonymous No.5922018]

>>5921674
only invested what I can afford to lose, get fucked

[Anonymous No.5922038]

>>5921885
this. couple a grand ain't gonna make me much poorer, can't cash out anyway amirite?

[Anonymous No.5922064]

>>5918095
ETH is safe, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.5922157]

>>5918095
>>5918317
hey timmy, you forgot your helmet on the short bus.

[Anonymous No.5922176]

>>5918790
>rong authority,
>>5918884
The SEC has NO AUTHORITY to regulate, exchanges, crypto, ico, ect. remember were trading digital beanie babies here.

[Anonymous No.5922213]

>>5918919
The FEDS goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
You dun know, Big Shaq, take ya'll Bitcoinz

[Anonymous No.5922433]

>>5918095
Thank you op, haven’t laughed this hard in a while

[Anonymous No.5922455]

>>5922213

[Anonymous No.5922495]

>>5918095
So "the FEDs" are going to shut off the internet?

Because that's what you're implying retard.

[Anonymous No.5922508]

FEDS going to lock down Tether? Closing all exchanges with tether?

That would crash Bitcoin and all alts to almost Zero :D

[Anonymous No.5922605]

>>5922508
no

[Anonymous No.5922738]

>>5919549

Well then kindly go fuck yourself you larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.5922785]

>>5922605

Why not? I want cheap coins :(

[Anonymous No.5922826]

My wife's boyfriend works at ripple and he says bitcoin will go to 50k end of January

[Anonymous No.5922949]

Thanks just bought 100k

[Anonymous No.5923079]

If its true I will kms. I was about 6 months from making it.

[Anonymous No.5923255]

>mfw OP cashes out right before Trump announces FED partnership with Dogecoin