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ITT: post your best wagie images

>> No.59149586
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>>59149570

>> No.59149614

>>59149570
I don't even get pizza for my birthday. just an email telling me "happy birthday" in comic sans from my job.

>> No.59149625

>>59149614
I got nothing. I'm pretty sure most people also get nothing. That's nice of your manager(s) to be considerate of such things though.

>> No.59149634
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>> No.59149638

>>59149634
Remember the move "Creep Show" featuring a bunch of short Stephen King stories? one of which depicts a bunch of roaches overwhelming a guy. that gave me an eternal fear of roaches.

and this guy doesn't even acknowledge their existence.

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>> No.59149665
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i see a wagie image every time i look in the mirror in the morning

>> No.59149709
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anyone else remember the memes for this robot wagie supervisor

>> No.59149720

>>59149634
that's the most polish thing ive ever seen

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>>59149709
found it

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>>59149709
>>59149739

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CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

>> No.59149764
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DANCE FOR ME PRE-WAGIE

>> No.59149780

>>59149764
This just sounds like employment triage.

>> No.59149937

>>59149764
Wasn't there articles about how people in HR are legit sociopaths?

>> No.59149984

>>59149709
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc
why yes, yes I do

>> No.59150123

>>59149764
>>59149780
>>59149937

HR recruitment agent here, it's not so much about the dancing. It's more so of are you willing to go the extra mile? Can you think and act out of the box if it's needed?

We don't wanna employ only robots. We wanna employ flexible people. So when we ask for stuff like this, it has nothing to do with dancing, trust me. It has everything to do with seeing if our potential new employees are willing to actually do what we require them to do + extra.

>> No.59150138

>>59150123
I suppose 'Employment Triage' looks bad from an HR perspective.

>> No.59150140

>>59150123
>seeing if our potential new employees are willing to actually do what we require them to do + extra.
kys faggot. Pay for what you require, anything "extra" requires extra pay

>> No.59150158

>>59150140
kys zoomer

>> No.59150165

>>59150158
better a zoom zoom than a faggot, no cap

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>> No.59150196
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I ASKED FOR MILD NUGGIES WAGIE

>> No.59150294

>>59149586
Was that a thing in 1989? Paying fat guys to be Ronald?

>> No.59150413

>>59150123
>we aren't just looking for an honest day's work. we're shit-testing for yes men and convince them the good ol' hard work equals higher pay

>> No.59150437

>>59149586
kek
>>59150294
its ai you mong

>> No.59150441

>>59149652
>get back to work or ur fired

>> No.59150444

>>59149665
if that doesnt motivate you to making it nothing will.
buy bitcoin.

>> No.59150447

>>59149751
fat "people" are useless

>> No.59150600

>>59149984
lmao

>> No.59150655

>>59150444
We are too late for Bitcoin
I'm buying dog coins and meme coins and losing my last savings....

>> No.59150722

>>59149764
>dance to a Daft Punk song
Honestly if it was One More Time or Around The World I would have happily done it

>> No.59150976
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>>59149570

>> No.59152264

>>59149739
lmao I fucking hate these things

>> No.59152274

>>59150976
>tfw you don't declare your crypto-to-crypto trades and get shot by a crippled Indian IRS stormtrooper

>> No.59152318

>>59150123
I make 240k as a Linux engineer. I’ve never had to dance once and I support the aerospace industry. Tell me again how dancing proves anything?

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>>59150655
i disagree
im making good money off smallcaps but im still trying to accumulate bitcoin
never too late

>> No.59152334

>>59150123
cute larp but nobody here is gonna get triggered by this shit story
we are gamblers

>> No.59152337

How do I escape this forever?

>> No.59153245

>>59150123
Kill yourself.

>> No.59153253

>>59152337
Buy BTC 10 years ago
>Verification not required

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>>59150722
This. Sounds comfy

>> No.59153492

>>59153464
She's based. Fuck fascists.

>> No.59153500

>>59149634
in NYC you would pay $2500/month for this apartment

>> No.59153510

>>59153464
She's the most talented actress of this generation

>> No.59153517

>>59149764
I don't know how Currys even survives these days. I only visit their stores to have a hands on experience when shopping for a product then order that same product online for a fraction of the price. They have massive stores in almost every town and must pay a small fortune in rent.

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>>59149709

>> No.59153725

>>59149638
>and this guy doesn't even acknowledge their existence.
As someone else with a deathly fear of insects in general I'm not sure if I'm in awe or horror looking at it.

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>>59150123
Excellent bait anon.