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"Hey Dad, why didn't you buy BTC in 2024?"

"Well Son... a random stranger on the internet told me to short it after the halving, while interest rates were lowering, institutional adoption was skyrocketing, and inflation was high."

"Dad, you're a fucking retard"

"Yeah... I know."

>> No.59071093
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>>59071019
Imagine listening to faggot bobos.

>> No.59071111

>>59071019
>>59071093
Not buying your bags crypto kiddies. You should have been stacking physical silver and gold.

>> No.59071116

>>59071111
Kek

>> No.59071117

>>59071111
physical silver and gold is the worst 'investment' in the world.
it doesn't even keep up with inflation.
only gullible boomers and schizo retards fall for that ridiculous scam.
>t. schizo retard with ~$8k of shiny rocks buried in the garden for last 12 years that would have become intergenerational wealth if I had bought bitcoin like /b/ told me to.

>> No.59071119

>>59071019
He'd actually be asking you why the FUCK you didn't buy it in 2023 when it cost less than a Honda Civic for like 6 months. What's your excuse for that?

>> No.59071122

>>59071117
Precious metals are not an investment they’re a way of taking your wealth out of the system. Crypto is confined within their system and they can shut you down overnight.

>> No.59071156

>>59071019
I listened to maxis after the covid crash. I'm forever thankful.

>> No.59071168

>>59071122
>t.retard who doesn't understand how crypto works
Wait till this guy figures out how Russians are still interacting with the global financial system

>> No.59071191

>>59071019
>hey dad, why don't we have any food
>well son... a random stranger on the internet told me to buy alfter the halving, while interest rates were lowering, institutional adoption was skyrocketing, and inflation was high
>dad, you're a fucking retard
>yeah... I know

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>>59071111
>>59071122
don't care didn't ask

all in memecoins

>> No.59071692

>>59071168
>muh Russia
You glow. Dead man walking.

>> No.59071714

>dad, why did you spend all these years holding and buying chainlink tokens, you must have realized it's just lies to get at your money, right?
>you're just a fudder son, look at the lineup of next smartcon, wagmi eoy

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>living in a nigger shithole
>son turns to you
>hey dad johnnys dad dont gotta work
>oh yeah? what does johnnys big shot asshole father do
>he says his dad stakes chainlink or sumthin
>long silence
>...why didnt you buy chainlink dad
>oh..well...something about the price...I dont really remember..