/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.59053237]

lmao crypto kids are completely fucked

[Anonymous No.59053239]

>>59053237
Why did they list gambling twice?

[Anonymous No.59053244]

>>59053239
kek

[Anonymous No.59053249]

3,4,5 are my favourite things and I am 38 years old.

[Anonymous No.59053256]

>>59053237
I don't care what roastoids think wtf

[Anonymous No.59053257]

>>59053237
Crypto is only unattractive if you lose money from it.

[Anonymous No.59053263]

>>59053237
Some of you niggas care WAY too fucking much about what these hoes out here think
I'm supposed to stop doing things that I find fun or could make me extra money, just because your pussy is dry? That's not my problem. Get over yourself and go away, miss

[Anonymous No.59053265]

>>59053249
I'm okay with just 3 and 4 and I'm 32 AMA

[Anonymous No.59053279]

>>59053237
Why isn't porn or anime on that list???

[Anonymous No.59053288]

>>59053237
I play vidya, do crypto, and troll online
I can’t stop trolling I’ve been doing it since Compuserve chat rooms in fucking 1995.

[Anonymous No.59053290]

>>59053263
/thread
im glad i was born with a decent face so i never had to think like a woman to cater to her thoughts, like a snake

[Anonymous No.59053291]

>>59053237
what about offline trolling?

[Anonymous No.59053293]

>>59053237
you see crypto there, but wait until my bag grows when retail gaming enters to the space and sees superverse leading the narrative.

they hate the process and only wanna see the results

[Anonymous No.59053365]

>>59053293
chat gpt botfag. Kill yourself. You and the kendu jeet should kill yourselves.
Tell me how many i's are in "illegitimate"

[Anonymous No.59053391]

>>59053237
whatever. i was fucked way before the first cryptocurrency was invented

[Anonymous No.59053408]

>>59053237
Never tell women you are interested in crypto. Just tell them you trade and never reveal anything specific.

[Anonymous No.59053410]

>>59053237
If video games are so unattractive why are women constantly complaining about representation and sexism in video games?

[Anonymous No.59053417]

>>59053237
Roasties won't find it unattractive once your crypto moons.

[Anonymous No.59053419]

>>59053237
Children, even cryptobabies like Babybonk are lifting more bags than you'll ever lift in your entire life just because they have enough time to check charts

[Anonymous No.59053515]

>>59053419
that looks giga retarded you gorilla ape.

[Anonymous No.59053520]

>>59053239
*thrice

[Anonymous No.59053527]

>>59053237
Girls won't like my anime figure collection? FUCK!

[Anonymous No.59053542]

>>59053239
cringe r*ddit style joke

[Anonymous No.59053580]

>>59053237
What about "female" hobbies?

[Anonymous No.59053648]

>>59053237
Can confirm, as a female this is true. Whenever a guy has told me he's into crypto it has given me instant ick. This is also true of my girl friends. It just reeks of you having nothing going on in your life.

[Anonymous No.59053654]

>>59053648
tits or gtfo

[sage No.59053665]

>>59053648
Funny I dont tell girls about my crypto because it is my money and you money hungry whores are only in my life as a vessel for me to use whilst I cum inside a piece of rubber.
Also, you will never be a woman.
aaaaaand saging this homosexual thread.

[Anonymous No.59053689]

>>59053648
ok tranny

[Anonymous No.59053702]

>>59053654
>>59053665
>>59053689
i thought y'all didn't care about their opinions LOOL

[Anonymous No.59053765]

>>59053702
>y'all
go back
groomer

[Anonymous No.59053799]

Reminder if you're physically attractive, women don't care what your hobbies are.

[Anonymous No.59053823]

>>59053237
all women are whores

[Anonymous No.59054208]

>>59053237
What are the least attractive female hobbies? I can't think of anything other than social media posting. What do women even do other than drugs and being roastie eggs?

[Anonymous No.59054214]

>>59054208
women don't have any hobbies other than having Jamal fuck them and being whores on the internet

[Anonymous No.59054227]

>>59054208
social media, travelling, clubbing

[Anonymous No.59054240]

>>59053237
Women that don't find these things attractive aren't worth the time or effort.

[Anonymous No.59054273]

>>59053237
How to profit off that?

[Anonymous No.59054280]

>>59053249
Based same here but I'm 40

[Anonymous No.59054287]

>>59053237
If anybody wants to talk to me seriously about crypto, I'll completely sperg out. But I never bring it or my finances up in regular conversation. It's more attractive for people to stay poor so I'm not gonna fight that.

[Anonymous No.59054295]

>>59053237
This is 99% of the male population, why even come up with this study

[Anonymous No.59054337]

>>59053237
I enjoy all of these except figurine collecting unless you count carved wood. Is this why my wife doesn't talk to me anymore?

[Anonymous No.59054370]

>>59053237
>already had 1,3,4,5 in pretty much that order of priorities
>got married
>wife decided to add 2 to our life

[Anonymous No.59054410]

>>59053256
>>59053263
Yeah and it's not the hobby it's their guilt-by-association thinking of stereotyping men and thinking that playing video games means the man is fat and lazy... also it doesn't give them direct attention and isn't something they know about to control...

Why is she okay with dudes watching sports? Because she can also use it to watch sportsball Chads and give them attention. All females thoughts are just self-centered because they're resource-parasites looking to mooch.

[Anonymous No.59054413]

>>59053580
>shopping
>gossiping
>make up
>shopping
>cheating on spouse
>drinking wine
>girls night
>shopping

[Anonymous No.59054486]

>>59053237
I do 1, 3, 4 and 5

[Anonymous No.59054518]

>>59054214
>>59054227
Bullshit, they craft the fuck out of things. Women have insane talent in the arts and crafts. I don’t know what breed this is but they keep many craft chain stores in business so there’s a lot of them

[Anonymous No.59054519]

>>59053237
>online trolling
>hobby
Should I put it on my resume???

[Anonymous No.59054536]

>>59053665
>piece of rubber.
Sad

[Anonymous No.59054569]

>>59054518
I think that's a biproduct of spare time due to unemployment.
We have this warped sense of what people do but it's all bullshit. Determinism or not, capitalism gives few options to those that don't play their role. So we all just find a way to occupy ourselves when we are unwanted.

I say I pursue things to get a job one day only because thats the social convention. Fuck that, I want to make free games and if I die before then who gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.59054571]

>>59053257
You're barking up the wrong tree, mate. Isn't that the same crypto I've been raking in passive income with, thanks to SuperBots running the trades?

[Anonymous No.59054687]

>>59053237
Why is it fun and games to list "Least Attractive Male Hobbies" but if you dare list "Least Attractive Female Hobbies" you will automatically be labelled a misogynistic incel and have a usually small penis?

[Anonymous No.59054776]

>>59054687
there is no male-curated list of 'Least Attractive Female Hobbies' because men couldn't care less due to the fact that they are essentially chimps and are attracted to a woman entirely based on tits and arse.

[Anonymous No.59054876]

>>59054687
>shopping
>gossiping
>social media
>binge watching Netflix

[Anonymous No.59055142]

>>59053237
I got 3 out of 5, what's your score bros?

[Anonymous No.59055158]

>>59053237
>Haven't touched an vidya since march
>nope
>yes but I don't talk about it irl
>obviously
>rarely
Not bad

[Anonymous No.59055254]

>>59054776
Of course there is. Being a political activist (stuck up), shopping too much (will waste your money), talking about woman stuff like weddings and harry potter (doesn't understand when to shut up)

[Anonymous No.59055284]

>>59053237
based MSM preventing NPC's from buying the bottom via manufactured social consensus

[Anonymous No.59055342]

>>59053237
>least attractive hobbies
>rape isn't listed

[Anonymous No.59055350]

>>59053237
1,2 & 4 are based and comfy.
3 & 5 is just creepy

[Anonymous No.59055483]

>>59053237
i don't give a fuck what women think

[Anonymous No.59055508]

>>59053237
Surely they can't be talking about Gundam figurines

[Anonymous No.59055627]

>>59053237
>>59053257
this, if you're trading how you're supposed to trade when people ask you about it you'll just say "im a professional investor" and say that you cant disclose more information, money speaks for itself after all, and if you're actually a unicorn.meme turbo investor who only sits in front of a computer the whole day nobody is going to care

[Anonymous No.59055812]

>>59055284
kek, normoids bogged again.
In my head canon, Kramer is a turboautist who predicts the markets correctly, everytime with TA, except unaccounted for (((powerful interests))) watch his show and make the market do the opposite. Hence why he's continuously freaking out, he cannot fathom it.

[Anonymous No.59057742]

>>59053408
Yup, you "trade stocks," or are an "early stage investor in financial technologies." Never say the word crypto.

Also note... if you work out 5X a week, women don't care.

[Anonymous No.59057754]

>>59053237
That's literally me

[Anonymous No.59057757]

>>59054876
be lesbian eat hot chip and lie

[Anonymous No.59057761]

>>59053419
>another dogbat clone
Why does everyone try to mimic our power?

[Anonymous No.59057784]

>>59053237
Women want to live in a lifetime movie

[Anonymous No.59057826]

>>59055254
all of those will be 100% overlooked on a woman with a decent tits and arse.

[Anonymous No.59057832]

>>59057784
I got 9/15.
The only one from the OP I do is crypto, and I keep quiet about it.
I guess there's hope for me yet.

[Anonymous No.59057835]

I'm not even gay but i would be for a guy who has those as their top hobbies just because its so based.

[Anonymous No.59057842]

well with crypto you can win but you also can lose big time in that sense its like a gambling. Also crypto bros don't want to cash out ever. Linkies might take their chainlink to their graves. I kind of get it.

[Anonymous No.59058298]

>>59053237
Why yes
I VILL play ze videospeil all day
Und I VILL collect ze animu figurines
Und I VILL invest in ze schizepfening
Und I VILL post ze bald mensch vifff glasses
Und I VILL play ze boomerslotmachinen

And ze frauline VILL seethe cope und dilate

[Anonymous No.59060015]

>>59053410
Women are inherently evil. This has been known across all cultures for all history with the exception of the last 60 years in a handful of countries infected by the liberal death cult.

[Anonymous No.59060031]

>>59060015
/thread

[Anonymous No.59060079]

>>59053237
i have all except collecting figurines and still pull, you know why ? because no female needs to know what i do on my free time

[Anonymous No.59060094]

>>59053237
>crypto
>hobby
if you don't have M2 money you're broke lol

[Anonymous No.59060162]

So if I make it in crypto and quit my job, what do I say I do for a living?

[Anonymous No.59062300]

>>59053542
seethe cryptokike

[Anonymous No.59062310]

>>59053237
the wagecuck cope runs deep.

lmaoing imagining the wage slave who dressed up like a trained monkey and commuted to his wage cage to type that up, just to get permission from his boss to avoid starving to death for another day

lol. lmao even

[Anonymous No.59062328]

>>59053237
Good thing my hobbies are disrespecting women, being racist, and lifting weights.

[Anonymous No.59063005]

>>59053257
I made over 50x holding RAM, can't just fade on crypto

[Anonymous No.59063096]

>>59053408
Same with the video games unless she's into them too. But even then, only say enough it sounds like you won't judge her for the amount she plays.

[Anonymous No.59063239]

>>59053237
where did drinking and womanizing place

[Anonymous No.59063241]

>>59053237
They hate us cuz they ain't us

[Anonymous No.59063292]

>>59060162
Can literally say you work in web3
Pretty chill job title
considering quitting my job to go crypto full-time, not sure how that will turn but I'm already doing good monetizing my site on hydro

[Anonymous No.59063309]

>>59053237
I check the boxes for all five
Will I die single?

[Anonymous No.59063310]

>>59053417
No they still won't like you, I tried in 2021

[Anonymous No.59063327]

>>59063292
unless you're already earning enough from it and is actually sustainable on the long run it'll be dumb to quit a job that pays the bills for some speculative shit

[Anonymous No.59063347]

>>59063310
So they don't like crypto money

[Anonymous No.59063394]

>>59063309
You might as well try being gay


>>59063327
you can make good bands if you monetize a site that gets good views, at least way better than adsense and the likes if you compare

[Anonymous No.59063437]

>>59062328
Girls would love you

[Anonymous No.59063465]

>>59063437
I'm short so no they don't

[Anonymous No.59063476]

>>59063327
You'd be surprised at how much money there's in content creation

[Anonymous No.59063483]

>>59053249
Based I'm 40 and I love trolling and calling people either faggots or niggers

[Anonymous No.59063490]

>>59063465
How tall are you?
I think if you have enough money and you're between 5'5 to 5'8, your money can make up for the rest

[Anonymous No.59063501]

>>59063490
I tell myself I'm 5'8", but there's a small chance I'm only 5'7" which is something I'm too afraid to even try and verify. It would literally destroy me.

[Anonymous No.59063518]

>>59053237
What she doesn't know about can't hurt her.

[Anonymous No.59063663]

>>59063501
why would an inch destroy you?

[Anonymous No.59063688]

>>59053648
post
tiddies
harlot

[Anonymous No.59063855]

Imagine unironically thinking about woman and wanting to have sex, you are a subhuman if you do so. There is a reason birthrates are low in developed enlightened countries. We are simply too smart and spiritual enlightened to care about fucking and having kids. Only subhuman low IQ retards want children and sex.

[Anonymous No.59064055]

what are the most attractive male hobbies then?

[Anonymous No.59064134]

>>59053765
>go back
says the zoomer who started browsing in 2021

[Anonymous No.59064899]

>>59054687
Unironically a solid idea for clickbait article.
In fact, solid biz idea to build a site writing about women, but in the condescending tone of feminist/basic bitch blogs.

[Anonymous No.59064904]

>>59054776
More or less true.
There're some red-flag personality types (progressive feminist, narcissist, etc), but men don't read into women's hobbies to determine that shit. It's just assumed women are into random shit.

[Anonymous No.59064905]

>>59053237
the news hahahahahha

[Anonymous No.59064972]

>>59064055
Things like "reading, instruments, and languages". They answered the way that would make them look best. For the record, cerebral cortex activity in gamers is the same as musicians and the hobbies have many parallels, same with reading and online trolling. However, women are stuck in what's apparent rather than true meaning. Don't have spite.

[Anonymous No.59065113]

>>59063310
Women are attracted to social status. If you win a bunch of money but have no friends you are still a loser in their eyes.

This is why the birth rate is collapsing btw. Society is becoming less social and thus women don't want to breed.

[Anonymous No.59065151]

>>59053237
>I play WoW (classic, or used to, things have been sucking recently and we badly need fresh)
>I have anime girl figures
>I have lost mid 5 figs in crypto
>I shitpost on 4chan
>I have lost mid 5 figs in crypto
I am forever alone personified.

[Anonymous No.59065157]

>>59057784
>reading higher than creative activities
Woman moment

[Anonymous No.59065159]

>>59065113
the birth rates collapsing because of birth control dumbass. Which is a good thing, 8 billion people is way too much people for this Earth

[Anonymous No.59065163]

>>59065157
Both learning and imagining is creative.

[Anonymous No.59065166]

>>59065159
>there were no population collapses before birth control
You are an illiterate retard. Every civilization has faced population collapse. Birth control is but a symptom not the cause.

[Anonymous No.59065179]

>>59065163
I am 99% sure they mean novels. Which is as braindead as watching TV shows.

[Anonymous No.59065180]

>>59065166
You're a pseudointellectual idiot. Kids were always just a byproduct of having sex. Humans like sex. No civilization has faced instances of people giving up sex for any reason except crazy instances like war and famine. It's only recently that people can have sex without having kids. Now just about the only times people have kids is when they really want to. And when people voluntarily plan their families they plan for 1-2 kids, 3 max, instead of like 6+ like your grandma had because she didn't have access to birth control. And many people simply do not want families or kids, or never feel like they're in a good enough position to provide for kids. Those people just stomached having kids because they didn't want to give up sex in the past.

[Anonymous No.59065192]

>>59065179
Girls don't expect you to wear the same clothes as them.

[Anonymous No.59065198]

>>59065180
Children for most of human history were a massive financial benefit. One with many children was considered and usually was very wealthy... Only since the industrial revolution or so have they merely become an expense. This is why new adults don't have children- they view them as a financial burden they cannot bear rather than a source of blessings.

[Anonymous No.59065211]

>>59065192
>ok honey we can't have sex because it's not a good financial investment you see
you cannot be this dense

[Anonymous No.59065213]

>>59065211
was meant for
>>59065198

[Anonymous No.59065247]

>>59065180
Look up the population collapse of Rome. Urban living which is the base of all civilizations destroys the fertility of the population. There are many factors involved but it always result in a lowering of births and a reduction in population.
There have always been methods of birth control btw. And the pill is reponsible for the abortion epidemic because it is not perfect outside the lab. They had abortions in ancient times too. Many herbs induce abortion and if your son is born you can just kill it in the field, nobody has to know.

[Anonymous No.59065287]

>>59053237
Just keep lying.

[Anonymous No.59065314]

It's so over

[Anonymous No.59065316]

>>59065247
Don't you think Romes population collapse had more to to do with the entire Roman Empire collapsing and not people just deciding to not have kids? Why exactly would Rome keep its population when it was no longer the economic center of the entire world?

Look at the >>59065211 graph, the baby boomers created the "sexual revolution" movement despite the fertility rate falling off a cliff because of birth control and mass produced condoms

This is the only time in history where humans can have sex for their entire lives without ever having to worry about accidental pregnancies (for the most part at least), at no point in history was having kids a choice that wasn't coupled to a persons desire for sex. Now people have kids only if they truly want to, and it turns out people only really want to raise 1-2 kids if at all. Like even the hardcore conservative larpers have 3-4 kids. Back before birth control that was basically the norm.

[Anonymous No.59065494]

>>59053237
I'm 1,92m, so just about anything I do hoes consider "cute".

[Anonymous No.59065784]

>>59053237
Online trolling is by far the most attractive male hobby

[Anonymous No.59065798]

>>59053237
>All my hobbies
FUUUUUCK