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I like to fart in the elevators right before getting out, I usually turn back at the people standing there and enjoy their faces while the door is closing

>> No.59049544

>>59049542
This is very cash money
People under 12 years old can't drink powders because the government hasn't taught them yet

>> No.59049582

>>59049542
You do not.
Do you?

>> No.59049685

>>59049582
yes

>> No.59049740

>>59049542
Brother, it's okay. Your father and mother loved you and I understand you feel like there was neglect but it is everyone's duty to grow up and forgive their parents. You are a human being worthy of love. You don't have to be a flatus terrorist. Come back to the light.

>> No.59050215

>>59049740
I still have before my eyes the astonished and terrified faces of my elevator companions, when they understood what I had done, the doors inevitably closed and they would have gone down at least 8 floors without being able to do anything

>> No.59050323

>>59050215
Absolute legend

>> No.59051009

>>59049542
based and gaspilled

>> No.59051011

>>59049740
>it is everyone's duty to grow up and forgive their parents
kys

>> No.59051210

>>59049542
I am the guy that’d stop the door from closing, chase you down, drag you to the public washroom find a stall that has an unflushed turd in it and stick your face in it by stomping on the back of your head