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[Anonymous No.59045298]

anyone here ever won a lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.59045301]

>>59045298
Yes but I'm not allowed to talk about it.

[Anonymous No.59045340]

>>59045298
I sued my state for denying my gun rights over a drug possession charge.

I found a lawyer from MIT who hated the government and it didn't even go past the appeals process.
The state police lawyer cucked and made all these gay notes on my "citizen profile?" and allowed me to purchase firearms.

[Anonymous No.59045345]

>>59045298
I successfully avoided jury duty like 3 times in a row. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.59045372]

>>59045298
Yes McDonald's fired me 20 years ago when I was a teenager for some HR bullshit. I filed a wrongful termination lawsuit by myself for $3000 and won because no one showed up. It was just me and some bumpkin judge with another mediator sitting in a room with a fold out table. On the table was a fancy land line phone (it was 2003). Judge called the number provided by the local McDonald's that fired me (they said I worked too slow and showed my penis to another employee even though she sucked me off and wanted me to) and the MCD lawyers never answered so he passed judgement and I won. Got a check in the mail for 3k about a month later used it to buy a car and get a job as a table busser at Red Robin. I was only in highschool and got so much college pussy off that job you wouldn't even believe it. Was making like $15/hr after tips. Best 3k of my life. I also go arrested once for assault and the victim got so riled up in court he was arrested and went to jail for a week while I was out on bail and never served a day.

[Anonymous No.59045398]

>>59045301
pussy

[Anonymous No.59045417]

>>59045372
Sounds like a good memory!

[Anonymous No.59045418]

>>59045301
That’s a settlement not a win. If you win a lawsuit there’s no nda.

[Anonymous No.59045425]

>>59045372
gets 3k and a blow job, not bad, not bad

[Anonymous No.59045435]

>>59045372
ah so you're a violent retard got it

[Anonymous No.59045501]

>>59045435
Pretty much, but somehow I figured out very early on that if you bully the bullies you can make friends, hurt the people they hate, and then everyone cheers you on. I probably should've gone on to be a politician but I make a lot more money as a contractor.

[Anonymous No.59045503]

>>59045418
You're not a lawyer. Sometimes settling a lawsuit is better than an outright win since you can negotiate the "win" more successfully if you are picky about the terms.

[Anonymous No.59045563]

>>59045298
I sued my landlord over a security deposit and won in small claims court. I'm in law school now, and will be starting a job at a big firm next year specializing in defense of employment lawsuits.

[Anonymous No.59045564]

>>59045418
If they agree to the settlement that means you won.