Gonna be retiring in my 40s

[Anonymous No.59032168]

>be me
>live in leafistan
>70k saved at 22 years old from working at a warehouse and not falling for the college debt meme
>not falling for "muh traveling" meme
>not falling for "muh life experience" meme
>not falling for moving out meme
>not falling for friendship meme
>not falling for goyslop fastfood takeout meme
>not falling for subscription netflix slop meme
>not falling for uber meme
>not falling for partying meme
>not falling for expensive clothes meme
>not falling for car meme
>not falling for drinking/drugs meme
>not falling for vidya/expensive PC meme
>not falling for new phone meme
>maxed out TFSA contribution room (~33k), 20k in XEQT, 8k in VFV, 2k in ENB (Enbridge), 3K in QQQ
>aggregated ~13% returns yearly
>over 20ish years I'd have 1.3 million
>move to Mexico and live like a NEET god until I expire
That easy. Post your normie copes or whatever below.

[Anonymous No.59032184]

>>59032168
We don't want retarded gringos driving up our rent prices in Mexico.
Go find some other country to live your worthless and devoid of meaning life.

[Anonymous No.59032187]

>>59032168
You have done absolutely nothing with your life.
>y-y-yeah because everything's a meme
Good God

[Anonymous No.59032195]

this faggot must hate his life lol

[Anonymous No.59032200]

>>59032168
>>aggregated ~13% returns yearly
>>over 20ish years I'd have 1.3 million
Are you assuming you'll get 13% yearly for decades? You almost certainly won't, but you're generally right that you'll be able to incel-FIRE like this.

[Anonymous No.59032268]

>>59032168
Dude those heavy bags you're married to are going to crash to 0 once maybe twice within 20 years.
Do something. You have a long ass life to live so might as well have something to remember later.
And Mexico fucking sucks especially if you want to own a home. Be ready to lose your property to the cartels one day out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.59032295]

>>59032168
I respect you. But why not go crazy and put it all in bitcoin? Fuck it. You could double it within 1 year. You could trade up on mexico too.

[Anonymous No.59032296]

>>59032168
Genuinely curious, to you, what is the meaning of life?
To avoid memes?

[Anonymous No.59032302]

>>59032168
>he fell for the college is a meme meme
>he fell for the friendship is a meme meme
>he fell for the car is a meme meme
>he fell for the experiencing life is a meme meme
wow OP totally based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.59032311]

>>59032268
>dude like the west is gonna collapse in 2 weeks and every investment is unsafe going to drop to 0
Yeah I'll pass on your advice but thanks for the reddit doomposting anyway.

[Anonymous No.59032316]

>be 27
>have 70k in college debt
>saved 200k from having a good job because I went to college
>don't contribute to 401k or any other retirement fund because I can do much better with crypto
>will be able to pay off all debts after the bull run and will have millions left over
>will be able to buy a mansion in burgerland as well as mansions in Europe (dual citizen) after the bull run
>have large circle of real, good quality friends
>have gf who was a virgin when we started dating
>have luxury car I maintain myself
>don't hate my life
>don't have to post weird cope on le 4channel dot biz to keep myself from becoming an hero
Life is good in the cool zone. Post your loser copes or whatever below.

[Anonymous No.59032319]

>>59032296
>Genuinely curious, to you, what is the meaning of life?
To live comfy in a shoebox apartment without interference. That's it.

[Anonymous No.59032320]

>>59032168
didn't you already make this thread? why do you seek validation from permavirgins on an alsatian traditional dance forum?

[Anonymous No.59032326]

>>59032168
>leaf
>thinks he'll ever make it
It was over from the start.

[Anonymous No.59032342]

>>59032319
That's what you want to do. What is the meaning of life?

[Anonymous No.59032357]

Have a serious think about >>59032316 OP. You don't have to aspire to have multiple mansions but you do seem to be thinking very small with your one life.
Don't sell yourself short or be scared of failing while trying for something more; if you really do want this incel lifestyle then go ahead but honestly ask yourself if that's what you want.

[Anonymous No.59032761]

>>59032168
>25
>$200,000
>and college (paid)
>and veteran (bennies)
>world travel (20 countries)
>moved out 8 years ago
>friends in half the continents
I got tired of reading your list here
Bte it's all in btc and doge
You will wagie for 20 years to make $1 mil that will be worth $500k in today's money by then
I will take the escalator to $1 mil by 2030 from funny internet tokens
Your pepe is disheveled and withering already, a bellwether of the future

[Anonymous No.59033189]

>>59032357
>You don't have to aspire to have multiple mansions but you do seem to be thinking very small with your one life.
And do what? I have no interest in any of the worthwhile majors for colleges. Skilled trades are impossible to get into. I don't even care about girls or relationships. So what exactly is out there for me?

I only hit the gym and eat as healthy as I do because I'm always in awe anytime I stare into a mirror or a reflection of myself. I do everything for myself. Fuck a girl. Fuck my ex.

[Anonymous No.59033208]

>>59032168
ok so you are just gonna have no life until you are 40 and then you are old and will continue to have no life?

[Anonymous No.59033220]

>buying boomer indexes
>has to move to shithole
>made it

[Anonymous No.59033253]

>>59032168
good job broder im also leaf. im 25 tho. i maxed my tfsa with btcc, vfv, xeqt, qtum, msft and cgl.c. $10k in eth/ltc

I traveled the world at 23, i moved out on my own for 5 years but moved back in with my parents cuz renting is a scam, i have a car, i did a shit ton of drugs when i was younger, i have 2 degrees, no debt, tons of friends, and a career.

still no gf though. NW sitting at 60k.

[Anonymous No.59033271]

>>59033208
Never too old to browse 4chan and workout and exercise and cook and meditate and read books, which is all I really do and look forward to. Just having a fridge and kitchen all to myself sounds fucking euphoric, unironically one of my biggest dreams.

[Anonymous No.59033683]

>>59032168
1.3 million is fucking nothing these days, and you think 1.3 million in 20 years is going to be enough to retire? kek

[Anonymous No.59033826]

>>59033189
>I'm always in awe anytime I stare into a mirror
What?

[Anonymous No.59033830]

>>59033826
what you are witnessing is what we call the supreme gentleman's cope

[Anonymous No.59033839]

>>59033830
Why doesn't he show his Mr Universe body to someone and get a gf instead of rage crying
>>59033189
>Fuck my ex.
She was right. I'm glad she's moved on. She's happy now

[Anonymous No.59033847]

>be me
>immigrate to leafistan
>cant get a job
>live off gibs

its neat to not have to work but id rather have an actual income

[Anonymous No.59033849]

dare i say based? normal fags well cope as usual in this thread and say you are living life wrong

[Anonymous No.59033850]

>>59033839
because he is either ugly or boringly average in all fields. clearly average income wise so easy to assume everything else as well. muscles does absolutely nothing unless you are already born a chad. it might help you fuck other men or ugly-average gymwhores but that's sadly where the reality of the gymcel fantasy ends

[Anonymous No.59033861]

I'm convinced people on biz who actually made it absolutely hate their lives. One guy sent me a screenshot of his bank account after I triggered him by asking how he is in his 20's but failed to have sex. He then continuously followed my posts and kept trying to brag about skiing trips lol it's like only the most emotionally broken people have the fortitude to "make it" through sheer investing.

[Anonymous No.59033885]

>>59032168
THIS CITY DESERVES A BETTER CLASS OF CRIMINAL AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.59034023]

>be me
>live in leafistan
>use an old diagnosis to get on disability
>use legal loopholes to earn as much money as possible working part time
>effectively make 90k net delivering pizza 24 hours a week

OP is a fag

[Anonymous No.59034033]

>>59032184
fuck u, so many of u stupid spics in usa.

[Anonymous No.59034037]

>>59034023
>I am a disabled pizza delivery guy heh *tips fedora
Another turbo loser. These threads should be studied

[Anonymous No.59034049]

>>59034037
500k net worth and buying a rental property next year, stay mad

[Anonymous No.59034057]

>>59032168
>>maxed out TFSA contribution room (~33k), 20k in XEQT, 8k in VFV, 2k in ENB (Enbridge), 3K in QQQ
>>aggregated ~13% returns yearly
>>over 20ish years I'd have 1.3 million


lol. who wants to tell him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PtULsOtI2o&t=2632s

[Anonymous No.59034058]

>>59034049
>500k net worth
So?

[Anonymous No.59034062]

>>59034049
If upu told me I had to live my life all over again and I receive $10m. - but I had to spend my life as a disabled pizza delivery guy. No thanks kek

[Anonymous No.59034065]

>>59034058
>>59034062
So calm you had to reply twice

[Anonymous No.59034117]

>>59032168
>zoomer thinks 70k is enough to retire

kek

[Anonymous No.59034182]

>>59032187
everything worth doing has already been done. Everything since 2001 has just been outdoing eachother in how fake and gay you can be

[Anonymous No.59034210]

>>59034065
A disabled pizza delivery guy is trying to make me look bad for replying to him

[Anonymous No.59034214]

>>59034182
>fuckong word salad
Is this whole thread full of disabled people?

[Anonymous No.59034377]

>>59032168
Invest well and you might be able to do it by 30. Or better yet, quit working 40 hours and work a part time job that's really cool or interesting.
Good job anon, you're avoiding all the mistakes I made.

[Anonymous No.59034602]

I don't even know how much money I have. I'm almost 30. I think it's around 50k + 10k in some dead shitcoins from 2021.
Am I going to make it? Will there still be gibs here in leafistan in the next decade? I've had about enough of waging.

[Anonymous No.59034606]

>>59032168
>post normie cope
>is literally a normie with no frens or life going to go live a normie life alone until he expires, as if that’s something to brag about and not the saddest most meaningless possible existence

The absolute state of richfaggots

Why are almost none of them ever living happy existences? Makes me wonder.

[Anonymous No.59034647]

>>59034606
90% of men, regardless of wealth, are low status beta male providers.

[Anonymous No.59036168]

>>59032168
so you'll be living your prime wagecucking in a warehouse and not spending money so you can rot in some shithole when you're an old fart?

[Anonymous No.59036176]

>>59034606
what kind of normies live around you with no friends or a life? Do you know what a normie is you retard or are you just throwing around random internet slang

[Anonymous No.59036332]

>>59036168
>so you'll be living your prime wagecucking
Yes as opposed to what? What memes should I be falling for in my "prime".

[Anonymous No.59036418]

>>59032184
Then stop your hermanos from coming to the USA, you fucking spineless bitch

[Anonymous No.59036461]

>>59032168
A single mom of 2 who makes money from monetizing my blog via Adsense and Hydro Online.
Starting out was tough, but things are better now.

[Anonymous No.59036529]

>>59034647
Where did you get this stats because it's wrong

[Anonymous No.59036712]

>>59036461
Why are publishers now moving to Hydro for monetization?

[Anonymous No.59036746]

>>59032168
you're on track for 250k at 25 years old.

[Anonymous No.59036806]

>>59032168
It's good that you're doing a bit of financial planning but expect your thinking to be entirely different at some point between now and 40. A lot of people can sell up and live in some shithole country in their 40s but don't, there's a reason.

[Anonymous No.59036825]

>>59036806
lol no this angsty 20 year old has life figured out and everybody but him is an idiot

[Anonymous No.59036846]

>>59032168
Absolutely based. I would suggest to learn a trade or get certifications in your free time to get a better paying job that won't grind your body down. Also you don't need to go to Mexico. You can retire in Europe with that amount in a rural village.
>>59032187
>muh life
We're all gonna die, all skulls have a big smile on their face.
>>59033208
You can have life without spending money or wasting time on normalfags.
>>59033683
Nothing for you, more than enough to buy a house and pay the bills until old age.
>>59036806
Some people do, and OP might be like them. Hell, some people even manage to do it with kids.

[Anonymous No.59037582]

>>59032168
If AUKI goes well then I will retire early too

[Anonymous No.59038281]

>>59032168
I'm doing it in my thirties, 10 more years of freedom is worth more than some money. Also you need way less than that.

[Anonymous No.59038349]

>>59032168
>México
>70k
Dude, that's not enough to live in Mexico.
>Rent is 600 a month
>Car is 400 a month
>Food is 500 a month
>Partying is 400 a month
>Other expenses 500 a month
>2400 a month in a somewhat decent city.
>That's before actually dating, which would double your expenses.
>You're set for 28 months
>Retired for 2 years, then you'll have to work again.

Also, you will have to deal with cartels. Trust me, I lived in Mexico

[Anonymous No.59038356]

>>59038349
>Trust me, I lived in Mexico
It shows, you have a the reading comprehension of a cactus.

[Anonymous No.59038359]

>>59032168
>1.3 million
>to neet in a third world country
You don't need that, you can do that easily with 200k. If you're willing to move to a shithole, you don't need all that money. So don't waste your youth, enjoy it, it'll never happen again. And then retire in your mid 30s with 200k. Oh and do get some fucking hobbies, being a joyless cunt only sounds cool when you're an edgy teen.

[Anonymous No.59038402]

>>59032311
>two weeks
Retard. It's collapsing right now as we speak. You're just being slow boiled like a frog and can't see it because of how ignorant you are. Like go compare the prices of things to even just five years ago to now. Things don't suddenly collapse in one day, they get slowly worse.

[Anonymous No.59038504]

>>59032168
Boring loser retires early. Insignificant.

[Anonymous No.59038850]

>>59038504
This, imagine wanting to live in mexico lol

[Anonymous No.59038856]

2011 called, they want their "go live in a shitter country for $5 a week" back.

[Anonymous No.59038863]

>>59038856
To be fair, countries like Colombia, Thailand and even Philippines are cheap as fuck.

[Anonymous No.59038874]

>>59038504
Nobody's going to thank you for the hard work you've done. You're just as insignificant and the faster you accept it the more sane choices you will make in your life

[Anonymous No.59038888]

>>59034023
this is so sad

[Anonymous No.59038889]

>>59038888
wasted quads

[Anonymous No.59038925]

>>59038863
>Thinking philippines is cheap
Ya youve never been, retard. Keep watching youtube videos and reading reddit posts about places youve never been.