/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58994492]

>wake up
>Chainlink crabbing again, dumping even
>go on /biz/
>immediately get insulted and bullied for holding LINK
>go on Tik Tok, Chainlink Labs HR roastie just dropped new viral Tik Tok
>check Smartcon line up, still no eric schmidt
>price dumps again
>find out gf wants to break up because she found a new guy whos mexican and has a full head of head (i'm bald)

i can't this anymore bros.

[Anonymous No.58994499]

kek, you'll hold these heavy link bags until you're 50 link baggie (price will still be $10 then)

[Anonymous No.58994500]

chainlink has ruined so many lives

[Anonymous No.58994502]

chainshit has really been the worst psy-op this board was ever subjected to
so many tricked biztards... missed bullruns...

[Anonymous No.58994511]

>>58994499
Triple dubs. That seals it Op

[CiWpGvH7wB4 No.58994520]

>>58994492
>full head of head
nice freudian slip there. Time for kneepads, champ

[Anonymous No.58994523]

>>58994502
oh noooo I got psy-oped into turning $5k into $500k how am I ever going to recover ;(

After all these years you can count on 1 hand the amount of projects which retained any sort of importance in crypto and Chainlink is one of them. Price doesn't reflect that yet? Good, then I'll just keep buying until it does.

[Anonymous No.58994532]

>>58994523
giga cope
500k is like 30k before the pandemic. you need to step up your game it’s 2024, boomer.

[Anonymous No.58994565]

>>58994523
cope

[Anonymous No.58994617]

Stop being retarded. Just sell that shit and buy BTC or ETH

[Anonymous No.58994619]

>>58994492
>check Smartcon line up, still no eric schmidt

Has the line up been updated in the last two weeks? I’m not worried about Eric missing. Ari and Steve aren’t scheduled to be there either. That doesn’t mean they’ve parted ways with the company.

[Anonymous No.58994671]

>>58994523
Are you that fishy guy? Man you're really working overtime.

[Anonymous No.58994675]

>>58994671
yup he must be the fishy fag xD

[Anonymous No.58994696]

>>58994619
It was already confirmed that Ari is leaving by end of year.

[Anonymous No.58994709]

>>58994523
Soooo assuming that you bought around 30k LINK in 2017/2018

1) it’s three times the make it stack. Think about it, marines with make it stacks never made it. If they sold at the top, that was $500k

2) If you had 5k to yolo on a coin, you could’ve chosen better projects back in 2017 like BNB. Even NEO mooned hard back then, lol.

3) If you sold the top you made 1.5 millions. If you held from the top, you’ve made 500k but lost a million dollars. Ouch.

>this is what linkies have been reduced to. Autistic screeching.
>also, you are thirty.
>skibidi

[Anonymous No.58994715]

>>58994492
>>go on Tik Tok, Chainlink Labs HR roastie just dropped new viral Tik Tok

Iddy biddy tiddies and a big mac

[Anonymous No.58994718]

>>58994709
pathetic stinkie xD

[Anonymous No.58994783]

>>58994523
cope loinkie
kek price baggie

[Anonymous No.58995485]

didn't read all this shitposting
I'm still not selling, LMAO

[Anonymous No.58995535]

>>58994492
>go on Tik Tok, Chainlink Labs HR roastie just dropped new viral Tik Tok
kek didn't she get promoted to some economic advisor position too? imagine still holding this coin

[Anonymous No.58995576]

just hop on the megazord choo choo train mister

[Anonymous No.58995618]

>>58994715
5’3’ and an attitude is the patrician choice though. No wonder you chose shitlink

[Anonymous No.58995629]

>>58995618
i just love watching women have fun in the work place :^)

[Anonymous No.58996142]

>>58995485
We know you won't.

[Anonymous No.58996146]

>expecting Eric Schmidt at Smartcon after /biz/ blackballed you about him months ago

[Anonymous No.58996927]

>>58994617
I'd rather buy cheaper bluechips like EOS,.

[Anonymous No.58997290]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


What a sight to wake up to. The cult taking a MASSIVE blow to their fake partnerships and then the utter desperation of trying to win semantics arguments

Go back to debate club pussy

Price is all the matters

Catfishy drinks shit for breakfast lunch AND dinner


THE Cuckolds of crypto

[Anonymous No.58997304]

>>58994492
kek. Chainlink reminds me of the old Iraqi Dinar Revalue scam that boomers use to push after the Iraqi War. I knew a boomer that dumped his entire savings/retirement into it. He thought he was going to be a trillionaire.

[Anonymous No.58997444]

>>58997304
kek too real
they will hold for the next 14 years and miss bullruns while sitting on worthless chainshit bags, still convinced chainshit will actually be used and the switch will be flipped

[Anonymous No.58997753]

>>58994696
>It was already confirmed that Ari is leaving by end of year.
>mfw

[Anonymous No.58997772]

>>58994492
Imagine holding this shit after 2020

[Anonymous No.58997783]

>>58994492
>dopamine running low
>curtains closed
>vitamin d depleted
>feeling the depression coming on
>"w-we're going to be rich a-arent we??"
>breathe a sigh of relief
>other anons are reassuring you you're going to make it
>ten minutes pass
>the feeling has worn off
>time to make another thread
>"link price prediction thread"
>yeah that's nice... look at all those numbers
>put all the posted numbers and multiply them with your stack
>haha wow, thats a lot of money
>imagine what all you could do with that money
>maybe i'll finally have sex...
>sun peeks through the curtains
>you hear your parents waking up
>hehe, fucking wagies
>the depression comes back
>the dopamine rushes dont last as long as they used to
>time to make another thread
>"is 300 link enough to make it?"

[Anonymous No.58997791]

>>58997753
the wheels are coming off the chainshit scam wagon

[Anonymous No.58999943]

>>58994500
reason why i moved on to supraoracles.

[Anonymous No.58999952]

>>58997304
just dump it and go for other oracles.