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When orange man loses the election (again) the dump will be glorious

>> No.58982307

It's priced in.

>> No.58982313

>implying he will still be alive when the election happens

>> No.58982319

>>58982299
I'm thinking of the pump if he gets merc'd

>> No.58982347

>>58982299
bull market resume as early as sept 25.

>> No.58983715

>>58982299
or maybe the pump is so big that it makes even holding virtual rocks like $rocky profitable in the short term, the fate of the market somehow still depends on the small-handed man

>> No.58983718

I knew they were going to kill him the moment they stopped pandering to the crypto bros after 15 minutes of pretending to acknowledge us.
They obviously got word from above "don't worry about it. don't even promise the crypto bros anything, the fix is in"

>> No.58983754

>>58982307
LOL, it's not. You'll rope when market prices it.

>> No.58983976

Dingus, whoever wins is inheriting a nice meaty recession cock sandwich with cobwebs and all the good ol decrepit flavorings. Why do you think buffet cashed out so much? It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

>> No.58984035

>harris wins
more money printing nonsense, 2021 reenacted
>trump wins
moon boys off leash, historic bull run initialized
stupid bobo

>> No.58984044

>>58982299
Trump will make a 360 from being pro-crypto to anti-crypto, it doesn't matter who will win, the days before the election it's all that matters. Markets will pump and smart people will sell the top, meanwhile bagholders (linkfags, xrpfags) will keep holding their bags until 2029. Only orange man can make pump the markets before the elections, so he'll be the most popular candidate but the kabbalistic satanic fags will want a "female" president so Kamala will win

>> No.58984071

>>58982299
I need low prices. Going to vote against orange man then

>> No.58984310

>>58982307
You really have no idea what priced in means, have you?