Wagie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok wagie?

[Anonymous No.58917496]

The funny part is they are refusing his family's demands that their deceased relative be paid for the hours he was dead too, lmao I can't even....

[Anonymous No.58917504]

>>58917496
>be paid for the hours he was dead too
Why should he? He was not working.

[Anonymous No.58917512]

>>58917504
I found it comical that is all

[Anonymous No.58917521]

>>58917504
Technically he didn't clock out, and he was at the desk. It's no different than people asleep on the job and still getting paid for that.

[Anonymous No.58917637]

Kek. I would file a civil suit for a lot more than a few days worth of work.
>emotional distress caused by the disappearance
Wells Fargo basically kidnapped unc’s dead body for 4 days and the family had no idea where he was.

[Anonymous No.58917816]

>>58917637
How did he not set off the motion detectors for the alarm system? Am I able to just play dead in a bank then walk out with gold bars and cash, is it that easy?

[Anonymous No.58918047]

Wells Fargo corporate nigga here. The morale in general is shit even in the cushy white collar positions, and the front office jobs are pure hell from what I hear. AMA I guess.

[Anonymous No.58918051]

>>58917816
>motion detectors
How would a dead person trigger a motion detector?

[Anonymous No.58918057]

>>58918047
oh, so same as everywhere else then. does the christmas party have an open bar at least?

[Anonymous No.58918068]

>>58918057
They don't have an office Christmas party anymore. When the C-suite realized that employees were not going to come back to the office 5 days a week after Covid WFH, they decided to cut out all the "fun" in-office stuff like that. For example they also stopped stocking the office with paper plates and plastic utensils. We don't even assign people their own cubicle than they can decorate anymore, we have "neighborhood" (read first come first serve) seating. Supposedly this is all to save on money while accommodating the hybrid WFH employees but desu I think it's done out of spite.

[Anonymous No.58918165]

>>58918068
have you considered lighting the building on fire?

[Anonymous No.58918228]

>>58918165
No I just play War Thunder and work from home. Not my problem. My job is cushy

[Anonymous No.58918260]

>>58917496
>Get paid to do nothing, get unnoticed for 4 days as a dead body.
Yep sounds like another overpaid drone

[Anonymous No.58918278]

>>58918047
How many dead bodies in your office right now?

[Anonymous No.58918290]

>>58918278
about tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.58918295]

>>58917496
You can bet that guy must have been kept captive by LE or something similar. How can someone not notice a worker at a desk for 4 days? Has to be the funniest cover story I've read in a while.

[Anonymous No.58918383]

>>58918047
How much human interaction over voice/video do you do? How many minutes/hours a day on average?

[Anonymous No.58918414]

>>58918383
30 minutes tops. I work middle office in anti-money laundering so it's mostly just reviewing emails I get forwarded when something looks sus on a client's activity.

[Anonymous No.58918515]

>>58917496
jeeesus, kek
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.58918520]

>>58917816
what did she die of?
safe and effective?

[Anonymous No.58918536]

>>58918414
structuring is part of aml?
do anybody REALLY gives a fuck when i transfer money in 600 usd chunks from paypal to my bank?

[Anonymous No.58918729]

>>58918536
Serious AML/KYC only really happens with our high net worth (and by extension high risk) clients. I'm in the private bank so I do 10MM+ niggas exclusively - it's less individual transactions and more stuff like examining the operating agreements and tax returns of some wrinkly old Boca Raton boomer's LLC to make sure it's not a front for drug trafficking etc. You'll be fine with your activity I imagine, we don't have the time nor manpower to hold the magnifying glass to the little guy.

[Anonymous No.58918760]

>>58918047
I got homies that work in the MN offices as software engineers and they're doing alright

[Anonymous No.58918805]

>>58918278
lmao, well done anon

[Anonymous No.58918829]

>>58918729
How much are you expected to actually investigate and refer? Meaning I know the banks used to look the other way if it was profitable to do so. However You're not an official recognized law enforcement operation with subpoena and arrest powers. So are you just supposed to report specific txns and not try and figure out the reasons for said txns? If that is true wouldn't an algo or hell an AI finance Model be able to ingest txns and determine if a pattern of suspected illicit behavior is occurring?

[Anonymous No.58918882]

>>58917496
>sit at desk for four days doing nothing. Nobody notices anything out of the ordinary.

That's a diversity hire for you

[Anonymous No.58919041]

>>58917496
you die after around 3 days of water
>>58918295
maybe this guy is right.

like he discovered something and then got killed.
i think there was also a movie about similaer stuff. but in the movie they faked it as suicide.

[Anonymous No.58919068]

some banks have soundproofed rooms for high value meetings.
You could lock someone in there for 4 days and he would be dead and nobody would noticed.

[Anonymous No.58919130]

>>58918829
>If that is true wouldn't an algo or hell an AI finance Model be able to ingest txns and determine if a pattern of suspected illicit behavior is occurring?

much to complex for a bank to develop
and to high costs.
you highly overestimate software development in a bank.
They do the least amount of work and costs to comply with law and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.58919188]

>>58917496
>>58917504
>>58917512
>>58917521
they let him work that long without checking on him? that's on them
pay the man

[Anonymous No.58919310]

>>58918729
I'm studying accounting right now but I still can't figure out the most lucrative and cushy route I want to focus in on. Should I really just try and spec into auditing and hope I get landed easy money?

[Anonymous No.58919433]

>after 4 days
So I guess no one cares about you until you start to smell

[Anonymous No.58919435]

Means the vax is working

[Anonymous No.58919477]

>>58919435
That means it's workin-Ack

[Anonymous No.58920319]

>>58918829
If we see something too weird we just kick the customer out of the bank and file a UAR. Also it's less about individual transactions and more about looking at big picture stuff like the partnership agreements of each layer of a business and looking through the legalese bullshit to figure out who has ownership/management powers, then making sure we properly document the ID of those people.

>>58919130
What this guy said. Regulations would never allow us to query Claude/GPT with customer data lmao. And developing an LLM in-house with equivalent performance would take 10+ years, a fuckton of new hires, and too much money.

>>58919310
Just do something you enjoy anon, it's less about your degree and more about your charisma + having an internship during uni with your desired company. I cannot emphasize the internship bit enough. You will not get a corporate finance job without a prior "in" after uni. I majored in math btw so degree is unimportant; if they like you enough they'll pay for your MBA later.

[Anonymous No.58921614]

>>58917496
I’m not really comfy with wagie life, so I switched to content writing and have been making little money with Hydro.
Hopefully, I'll be able to quit the wagie life.

[Anonymous No.58921650]

>>58917816
She looks black
Probably died of aids

[Anonymous No.58922362]

>>58918729
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.58922366]

>>58919130
thats actually great news

[Anonymous No.58922965]

>>58917496
i wonder how poor or how much of a retard you need to be to die like this when it only takes an internet connection and knowing how to read to make money in nft games like panda roll i mean you wont become a billionaire like this but at least its enough to pay rent and food, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.58923523]

>>58917496
Wait until you see her name.

[Anonymous No.58923546]

>>58917496
I bet no one cared, and an investigation only started after her 29 cats in her studio apartment began attacking each other for a source of food.

[Anonymous No.58924569]

>>58917496
Technically he never clocked out. They should own a bank branch as payment
It’s sad what these companies will to their employees

[Anonymous No.58924607]

>>58919435
They’re blaming it on wfh making the offices empty.

[Anonymous No.58924624]

>>58918047
Durr, your in end times now.
>>58918057
Not for the low level wagies. Only higher ups get treated good.
>>58918278
You joke, but wagies of all shapes and sizes are dropping dropping dead at work. Just like the ops article.
>>58918383
This >>58918414 was a big mistake if real. One could simply look figure out the building, anon has stated their in aml/kyc stuff, so just find the floor in the Companies wagiebook and bam, you got em. Therefore I gotta assume OP is fake, or majorly retarded.
>>58918729
AI is going to replace you, but you already know that.

[Anonymous No.58924641]

>>58922965
Buy an ad

[Anonymous No.58924663]

>>58919130
>>58920319
Wrong. If anons actually have questions about this topic, I'm more than happy to answer any of them.
So for >>58919130 (you) faggot, lmao you actually think banks aren't going to implement a technology that is faster, better, less mistakes, less complaints, doesn't call in sick and doesn't need holiday pay, doesn't create HR nightmares and all while delivering higher profits is not going to be rolled out? Anons take a look at this faggot.
>>58920319
are you going to tell the anons what a UAR?you low level glowtard. yah no one is going to use AI that makes their work life 100x easier because of muh compliancy and muh customer data, just shut up. Do you think your pat of the club? I've been in shoes and above you so please spare me.

[Anonymous No.58924672]

>>58924624
>>58924663
Meds, take them.

[Anonymous No.58924675]

>>58924672
How does it to feel glowboy to be called out and know I'm right?

[Anonymous No.58924682]

>>58924675
You greatly overestimate the major banks' (bofa/WF/chase) capability/willingness to replace certain things with LLM's. Customer service maybe, yeah. But AML has a whole host of regulatory bullshit that'll impede it from implementation in the immediate future. We do have some LLM projects but not for this, more for client facing jobs.

[Anonymous No.58924689]

>>58918047
Yes, can you get me a junior position please?

[Anonymous No.58924690]

>>58917496
All the articles coming out are already mentioning work from. It’s crazy how coordinated and fast the media is when it wants to push an issue.

Either they killed her or they’re taking advantage of her death for their agenda. The things is there’s barely any wfh jobs available anymore. The reason the office is empty is because Wells Fargo has fired many employees. Office buildings are empty all over the country and they’re blaming workers who work from home? Instead of blaming the companies who hire for those positions

[Anonymous No.58924696]

>>58918729
Hi anon, please could an anon have a junior position?

[Anonymous No.58924698]

>>58924696
very busy with compliance emails I check later pls understand saar

[Anonymous No.58924705]

>>58924682
Oh boy, you're in for a real shock. AML is about control nothing more nothing less. You think I'm lying anon?

[Anonymous No.58924711]

>>58924705
I don't think you're lying, just misinformed. I already delivered a 30 page proposal to an exec on how to automate 75% of our KYC stuff (not even with something as expensive as an LLM, just basic SQL table shit) and they're too lazy to do even that. Big banks have a lot of inertia, both positive and negative. LLM implementation would be great though - t. probably the only guy in the department who knows how to actually prompt GPT for complex answers.

[Anonymous No.58924718]

>>58924624
>One could simply look figure out the building, anon has stated their in aml/kyc stuff, so just find the floor in the Companies wagiebook and bam, you got em

I have keycard access to every floor in every company building in city, anon. You'd be silly to think I'd take a pic from my own ;^)

[Anonymous No.58924737]

>>58924698
If you would ever be so kind
[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.58924742]

>>58924711
dude the photo your posted is bullshit, like I originally suspected.
We both know the photo of the building is not taken from a Wells Fargo location. You right that there is alot of red tape, but like I've already said dickhead, that's where AI comes in. Btw there's is no fucking way if you were telling the truth that you delivered muh report to your higher ups on getting rid of KYC staff at your level. Your full of shit and I've called you out.

[Anonymous No.58924761]

>>58924718
>tfw when anons knows hes completely btfo

[Anonymous No.58924770]

>>58917496
>his family's demands that their deceased relative be paid for the hours he was dead
You just know that the only reason this is even an issue is because some corporate HR department went over the cameras to determine the exact moment he died so they could consider him clocked out as early as possible.

[Anonymous No.58924776]

>>58924742
>>58924761
You're not very smart are you anon?

[Anonymous No.58924792]

>>58924776
well at least this time the photo aligns more with your Wells Fargo bullshit. how does it feel to be called out?

[Anonymous No.58924812]

>>58924776
Funny how you think I’m stupid when you can’t even deconstruct my points without lying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.58924829]

>>58924812
You are mentally ill. I would encourage you to not get so angrily passionate about strangers on the internet. I highly doubt you're actually a fellow finance nigga if you have this immature of an attitude and know this little about AML. Have a good one bro.

[Anonymous No.58924835]

>>58924742
>>58924792
>>58924812
get a hold of yourself you autistic moron

[Anonymous No.58924850]

>>58924829
I highly doubt you work at all considering nearly everything you've posted is shitpoosting.

[Anonymous No.58925040]

Why does everyone keep saying "he?"
I watched the local news story about this on youtube, the deceased employee was a woman in her 60s. Which makes a lot more sense how she wasn't discovered for 4 days because no one probably expects her to do any work anyways.

[Anonymous No.58925202]

>>58924711
Your small experience doesn’t encompass the whole industry and if you were smart you wouldn’t act like you know everything. No one does no matter how long they’ve worked somewhere

[Anonymous No.58925215]

>>58925040
>makes sense that people worked next to a rotting corpse for days
you guys are legit retarded right? anyone who feels the way you do (most of the id’s itt) has to be a mouth breather
seriously, how many of you who find this normal have ever seen a dead body at work?