/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58856868]

I need to make $200-300 each month, with minimal effort, and I need to be able to start now. No kneepads, and nothing involving getting an actual job (I'd get filtered from anything requiring an application, and I don't want to work mexican/convict tier jobs). Preferable if I can do it from home, but any ideas are welcome no matter how unethical as long as the risk/reward ratio isn't all skewed.
If you help me now I'll pay you back once I make something off APU, and if I don't I guess I'll provide you entertainment by making a suicide thread here.

[Anonymous No.58856875]

Hold a sign on the street corner that says your parents kicked you out for being trans and you need money for estrogen.

[Anonymous No.58856882]

daily short trade shitcoins

[Anonymous No.58857034]

>>58856868
>If you help me now I'll pay you back once I make something off APU
kek you greedy thirdies have never given back anything and will always leech from the success of others.You seem entitled to a minimal effort side gig. There is no such thing. develop skills and try to sell them online but you are not even likely to make such amounts consistently as you are competing against other pajeets and seamonkeys. Wagecucking remains the only reliable source of income if youre poor.

[Anonymous No.58857041]

>tfw no soviet trad gf waiting for me at her family's dacha

[Anonymous No.58857055]

>>58856868
Kek based honest anon
If i were you id get a part time barista job at a cafe. Could be pretty chill, coffee smells nice and u could learn to brew covfefe for life
Also socialising with qts

[Anonymous No.58857077]

>>58856868
Get a job you fucking bum

[Anonymous No.58857080]

>>58856868
So you're illegal wherever you're living then I guess?
Selling something could work like drinks on the beach, or a cleaning company etc.

[Anonymous No.58857448]

>>58856868
Just sign up for a checking account, banks will give you $250 sign up bonuses. Switch banks every month.

You can also sign up for credit cards, banks will give you $200 back for spending $1000, just buy cash with the money.

[Anonymous No.58857463]

>>58856868
you dont deserve to be above

[Anonymous No.58857468]

>>58856868
Start playing on Dplay and make that within a day, like a proper nigger you are

[Anonymous No.58857968]

>>58857055
I'd seriously consider that, and I used to work in hospitality, however I'm ugly and having to interact with people makes me want to kill myself, so its not really an option. If things got bad enough I probably would take a convict tier job (mover or warehouse work) before anything service related.
>>58857448
I live in Europe, and the country I'm in there's nothing like that. If anything the banks treat you like complete shit in general.
>>58857077
I don't want to contribute to this trash heap of a society, or at least do so as little as possible. I can't anyway, been out of the system for too long and don't have the social engineering skills to lie about what I've been doing the last 10 years (nothing).
>>58857080
No, if anything I'd perversely have an easier time as an immigrant probably. As a white native in my country I'm completely excluded from the social security system, you have to be a literal nigger, gypsy or prostrate yourself before case workers and doctors for a decade to get neetbux here.

[Anonymous No.58858057]

>>58857968
Leverage trading, but you have to manage risk.

Dump $1000 in futures and it should be easy to make $300 with 20x leverage if it goes your way. That's just from one move which can be one day in a month, so about 3 trades a month to make a grand. Just make sure it goes your way and you don't trade daily.

[Anonymous No.58858225]

>>58857968
>go on alibaba
>buy 1200 packets and labels
>buy a stack of mailing envelopes
>plant bay trees, rosemary
>sell 100 packets of organic herbs on amazon for $3 profit each

[Anonymous No.58858808]

i don't know why i bother with an apu nigger begging for free money advice but i can throw you a bone since you niggas are struggling a lot right now i guess.

$rwa, aka re.al, has 14% APY for just staking their token right now. their token has been growing steadily for a while. even now with this dogshit market their worst has been going sideways every now and then but never really dumped much. so you can try that.

solana shitcoin gambling is not really that bad if you buy and take out your money by the time it hits an x2. don't be greedy and don't be delusional enough to hold anything there for longer than ten minutes. ten mins is actually pushing it hard to be honest, more like five mins is the sweet spot. avoiding blatant scams is relatively easy, you can pick up and track certain wallets from either obvious insiders OR people who know things and see what they do on solscan, you can even plug it into some tg bot to track every movement they make so you can see for yourself if it's a good idea or not.

so make some money with sol memecoins, pour it into $rwa and stake it, and chill out.

[Anonymous No.58858828]

>>58858808
pepe is not even doing that bad. crabby but that's it.

[Anonymous No.58858833]

>>58857055
This unironically doesn't sound all that bad but something tells me that doing it will pay actual dogshit, as in 'not even worth do it unless you are starving' tier. am i wrong? do local cafes pay more than starbucks?

[Anonymous No.58858834]

>>58858828
crabbing is terrible. if it dumps you can profit from it, if it pumps you can profit from it; nobody ever profits from a coin going sideways for too long. dont know when to buy or sell, no price movement. pepe is stagnant.

[Anonymous No.58858835]

>>58858808
>Criticizes OP for holding $PEPE
>JUST GAMBA SOL SHITCOINS LIL VRO IT'S SO EASY!!!!
Actual fucking troglodyte

[Anonymous No.58858843]

>>58857077
Drones shouldn't have the ability to post on this board. You should get banned instantly. "Get le job" is not advice, it's shitposting, it provides nothing to the discussion and if OP is making a thread like this he clearly can't get le epic job and be happy eating shit with his 50k a year or whatever it is cockroaches like you slop up after sacrificing 2/3 of your total adult life free time.
>>58858828
Stop defending memecoins. They are even worse than shitcoins they are the lowest of the low.

[Anonymous No.58858844]

>>58858808
14% APY does not sound sustainable at all lmao

[Anonymous No.58858854]

>>58858835
I criticize PEPE holders in general because they can't accept their time has passed and think PEPE counts as an actual asset you can consider holding instead of the actual meme coin it is. >>58858828 like this is only acceptable if you are comfortable with buying and selling the exact same top and bottom over and over. That's OK for some people, I think it's silly and you are wasting your time.

>>58858844
They monetize everything. Fees, yield, all revenue.

[Anonymous No.58858857]

>>58856882
why are you providing tourists with actually good advice? are you stupid?
>>58856868
get a fucking job you bum. suck dick for 999 million dollars per cock. just dca into btc bro.

[Anonymous No.58859690]

>>58858833
I wouldn’t know anon, either way id do it for the benefits listed above, the pay is inconsequential

[Anonymous No.58860504]

>>58856868
Dude, you can make it by setting nodes for DePIN projects. Look at Helium, Posemesh, Render...

[Anonymous No.58860581]

>>58858833
there's no job that's worth the effort for the money. There's a massive parasite network taking the buying power you get from working. Any work, the harder your job is probably the worse it is. Work the easiest / most sociable thing you want for other reasons (and to survive)

[Anonymous No.58860681]

>>58856868
food delivery apps like uber eats/grubhub/door dash or ubering or a little of both

[Anonymous No.58860692]

im unsure if this is a copypasta, or deja vu, or just a common type of post on biz

[Anonymous No.58860751]

>>58860504
That's right. There's minimum cost for equipment and electricity and income is not bad at all

[Anonymous No.58861786]

>>58860692
Latter two, I'm legit in a state where I turn to /biz/ for any morsel of advice.