MY MOM IS KICKING ME OUT OF THE HOUSE SHOULD I JUST GIVE HER 50.1 LINK

[Anonymous No.58855676]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.58855689]

>>58855676
you must collect the inheritance and go all in

[Anonymous No.58855690]

>single digits

[Anonymous No.58855713]

>>58855676
Pretty soon youll need to give her 100 stink tokens not 50 LINKer

[Anonymous No.58855857]

If you worked in an oil field for the last 7 years instead of holding chainlink you would have made way more money and could buy a house with cash

[Anonymous No.58855997]

Wait, didn't it used to be 10 LINK?

[Anonymous No.58856476]

>>58855676
"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

[Anonymous No.58856503]

>>58855676
the meme has stopped being funny, we've been in this range too many times now

[Anonymous No.58858421]

>>58855676
>Halo 3

the person who made this meme is now 40

[Anonymous No.58858614]

The following are nufags who need to fuck off forthwith
>>58855689
>>58855690
>>58855713
>>58855857
Commendations to
>>58855997
>>58856476
>>58856503
>>58858421

[sage No.58858616]

>>58856476
gem

[Anonymous No.58859016]

>>58855676
Is she aware you're giving her a ded coin?
Put the USDT in Supra at launch instead, let your mom have a make it stack

[Anonymous No.58859040]

>>58858421
I'm 40 too faggot and i guarantee my networth is higher than your parents

[Anonymous No.58861294]

>>58855676
Anon are you the same person posting these over the years?
If so then you are the Chainlink version of the BTC to 100k Snail poster

[Anonymous No.58861770]

>>58861294
It's a pasta you fucking retard