is this it?

[Anonymous No.58762633]

is it finally time?

[Anonymous No.58762635]

>>58762633
>initiate ze the cyberattack black swan

[Anonymous No.58762641]

>4chan still up

[Anonymous No.58762642]

>cybersecurity company is responsible for outage
Pottery

>Is this it?
No, when cloudfare is down thats when its it, we wont even able to post here or 90% of the internet

[Anonymous No.58762648]

its over
there will be no escape

[Anonymous No.58762651]

I can't login to my bank.

[Anonymous No.58762658]

>>58762651
Send this to them

[Anonymous No.58762660]

>>58762633
>Moved all my crypto off exchanges last week
I'm ready

[Anonymous No.58762676]

uh oh.

[Anonymous No.58762680]

Release the cyberpandemic, Mr. Nadella.

[Anonymous No.58762682]

I have been stuck in the emergency room for 8 hours and now I'm going to be stuck here even longer due to this retarded outage. The hospital can't do anything because they can't use their computers.

[Anonymous No.58762688]

>>58762633
My qqq puts are so fucking dripping with precum right now I'm drownnwnwmm

[Anonymous No.58762689]

Unleash the cyber pandemic.

[Anonymous No.58762690]

>>58762689

this not it chief

[Anonymous No.58762693]

>>58762658
This. Its already solved. Just need a quick IT department to get it rolled out. Most things will be back up before US open lol

[Anonymous No.58762695]

>>58762658
Kek

[Anonymous No.58762699]

>>58762658

When I worked at AWS they would constantly try to make me look like a bitch over the most menial shit, like missing a newline at the end of a file. Yet this flies and people are like "eh, shit happens". Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.58762700]

>>58762658
I kid you not many of these companies will pay thousands of dollars to receive this exact advice

[Anonymous No.58762703]

>>58762699
Definitely a bad look for Crowdstrike. I imagine a lot of companies are going to review their setup over this.

[Anonymous No.58762706]

>>58762700
My company literally just posting this screenshot in the internal messaging and telling the IT guys to get to it lol

[Anonymous No.58762707]

>>58762703

I'm surprised at how much mission critical shit runs on fucking Wangblows if anything.

[Anonymous No.58762709]

>>58762693
unless getting people to turn off Crowdstrike is just phase 1 of the plan.

[Anonymous No.58762727]

>>58762709
turning off some pozzed monitoring shit is not a bad thing

[Anonymous No.58762734]

>>58762642
would IPFS still work?

[Anonymous No.58762754]

>>58762693
You need to do this MANUALLY on EVERY pc affected

Its gonna be a long weekend for IT wagies, i guess some remote hardware will simply be replaced and not fixed at all

[Anonymous No.58762755]

>>58762703
not surprising they fucked up this bad. Crowdstrike are just a bunch of glowies masquerading as a cybersecurity company. their main purpose is to act as an 'independent' cyber forensics team that will pin the blame on whoever the 3-letter agencies want. similar to a private coroner hired by a lawyer's defense team, basically prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.58762756]

>>58762641
Damn right anon

[Anonymous No.58762763]

>Bitlocker blocks your path
>Companies that now also cannot get to their Bitlocker keys are kill

[Anonymous No.58762790]

crowdshitters

[Anonymous No.58762812]

I hope every cashless business gets what they deserve. There is a reason we need to keep cash viable and they ignored us

[Anonymous No.58762875]

>>58762633
internet covid-19

[Anonymous No.58763648]

>>58762641
this is 4channel and it always will be

[Anonymous No.58763659]

>>58762682
Tell them to install AI.

[Anonymous No.58763663]

>>58762707
wait until you learn that the army is literally running a custom version of motherfucking Windows XP LMAO

[Anonymous No.58763793]

>>58762633
>crowdstrike
They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. They're striking the crowd (anyone who isn't them).

[Anonymous No.58763803]

>>58762633
This probably has something to do with stealing data in order to rig the 2024 election. Similar things happened before the 2020 election.

[Anonymous No.58763828]

>>58762699
It's called "Pecking Order" anon, nobody is allowed to badmouth whoever is above, for ANY reason.
>Pic somewhat unrelated

[Anonymous No.58763839]

>>58762700
Im collecting 320€/hour "overtime" because of this lol

[Anonymous No.58763849]

>>58763663
Its actually a good solution to run a custom OS. Makes it much, much more secure against attacks.

[Anonymous No.58763863]

>>58762689
This is just a dry run