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58662148 No.58662148 [Reply] [Original]

Will owning Link give us immunity from being drafted as Americans?

>> No.58662150

>>58662148
what was the Cold War like?

>> No.58662151

Owning Link is a first class ticket to an execution. You know they’re gonna hunt us down right?

>> No.58662154

>>58662148
I doubt you're medically fit for service so I wouldn't worry about it. I say this as someone who is also not medically fit for service. Not obese though

>> No.58662492

>>58662148
Yes, there are exceptions to the draft for retarded people. Next question.

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>>58662148
Is the sky wet?

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>>58662148
they can't trust link holders
simple as

>> No.58662544

Yes because they don't draft retards but you'll be thrown into a biofuel reactor to power the zogmobiles

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Luckily no one below 26 owns link, so no linkies will be drafted since their all old decrepit senile boomers.

>> No.58662620

>>58662148
why are you guys acting like the draft is bad?
if it does blow up into ww3, im not watching it happen from my couch, i can assure you.

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>>58662148
stakers will because we've already been busy fighting a war for years. The oracle war

>> No.58662635

>>58662148
No but owning a firearm will.

>> No.58662667

>>58662628
kek

>> No.58662673

>>58662150
fpbp

>picrel no draft me, shitting pants for free