/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58661328]

missed out on nvidia but want to get in on the hype train. Should I go with AMD or Intel?

[Anonymous No.58661341]

>>58661328
MSTR

[Anonymous No.58661401]

>>58661328
sex

[Anonymous No.58661407]

>>58661328
that's a very attractive man.

[Anonymous No.58661487]

>>58661328
Why would you want to get involved in that? You people don't learn.

[Anonymous No.58661496]

>>58661407
if that comes with a surprise is better.
how I would like to give him a good slap in the face

[Anonymous No.58661507]

>>58661341
−4.03 (0.27%) hm

[Anonymous No.58661514]

>>58661487
Why wouldn’t I? We’re in the middle of a bull run

[Anonymous No.58661519]

>>58661328
now here's what's going to happen
you're gonna go back to your one bedroom apartment, log into your binance or coinbase account, or whatever kinda scam wallet you have loaded up in your browser, and you're gonna buy two big bags of tao, wld, agrs and xrp, not three, not one, you don t want to make the irs suspicious. you can get the tokens on pinksale and if they're not there you search for a good dext, you figure that part out
once youre done with that you're gonna close the exchange you bought from, you delete it, you delete it from all your browsers, if it has an app you purge it, but not before having written your seed phrase in a piece of chalkboard paper, not regular paper because the ink will be gone after some time, you get yourself one sheet of chalkboard paper, you store it in a locker, your bedroom, whatever, it has to be a place without humidity of course
and then after you're done with that you will buy amd, nvidia and tsla stocks, a lot, a lot of em' as many as you can buy without having to go bankrupt, and once you do, you leave em' there.
now i need to make myself completely clear here, you will not touch any of these until the year 2030, are we understood? good

[Anonymous No.58661521]

>>58661328
I would opt to get out of the house, get some fresh air and also get a girlfriend, the goose must be tired by now.(let it rest bru)

[Anonymous No.58661527]

>>58661328
Amd, Intel is had been slacking for a long time. They are also Israeli so fuck them.

[Anonymous No.58661533]

>>58661519
god fucking damnit mike makes me so hot bros i cant

[Anonymous No.58661535]

>>58661496
why not a good punch in the face? fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.58661543]

>>58661328
hotter hotter

[Anonymous No.58661545]

>>58661328
obligatory that's a man

[Anonymous No.58661550]

>>58661527
indeed

[Anonymous No.58661554]

>>58661401
>>58661407
>>58661545
you're not funny, you're not smart, you're not silly, you're not zany or whatever, you're just midwits who never left your mother's house, so its no wonder that even after seeing to big pairs of tits you would say "oH ThATs a mAaAn" you're seriously retarded you know that?

[Anonymous No.58661557]

>>58661519
>using coinbase on 2024
enjoying selling all your data to russia

[Anonymous No.58661559]

>>58661527
proof that they're ashkenazi

[Anonymous No.58661566]

>>58661535
You cry as if your uncle never fucked you, and of course you liked it.

[Anonymous No.58661569]

>>58661554
and you’re over 30. you’re far worse.

[Anonymous No.58661579]

>>58661519
i am BETTER THAN YOU
*AGRESSIVE BEATBOXING*

[Anonymous No.58661584]

>>58661554
you're really not fun, like at all. no one likes negative nancy's like you. do better, anon.

[Anonymous No.58661585]

>>58661519
Do you even know, who I am?

[Anonymous No.58661586]

>>58661328
idgi what signature is that

[Anonymous No.58661587]

>>58661566
I've never felt it so good again,I would go back in time just to have lubricated it a little more.

[Anonymous No.58661588]

>>58661328
AMD and their ROCM shit and new chips will not even reach half the hype Nvidia did but it *will* definitely garner good attention. Should happen relatively soon.

[Anonymous No.58661596]

>>58661519
>I hope I have been very cool

[Anonymous No.58661602]

>>58661521
The chances of someone on biz actually having a real girlfriend are slim to none.

[Anonymous No.58661755]

>>58661328
AMD is insanely overvalued, there is no more 2x
intel just needs one major AI play and can easily 2-3x

[Anonymous No.58661763]

>>58661514
you mean the end of a bullrun

[Anonymous No.58663042]

MU finally dipped and the next earnings report is in less than a week. Please do the needful and pump my bags.

[Anonymous No.58663082]

the next hype train is buying LEAP puts on NVDA for when the bubble bursts, the global economy finally falls apart, and NVDA loses 80% of its value overnight

[Anonymous No.58663135]

>>58661328
Nvidia still has more to go. Other AI-related stocks are even more overvalued than Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.58663174]

Hear me out buddy. eFPGA. HCP. AI. Government. You just have to look. It's right in front of your eyes.

[Anonymous No.58663285]

>>58661519

not op but understood sir

[Anonymous No.58663315]

Ops pic ruined my nofap. God I love Asian women. I swear I would nut in every single one of them if I could

[Anonymous No.58664900]

>>58661328

BWC

[Anonymous No.58666022]

>>58661328
TSLA is more of an AI company than either of those.

[Anonymous No.58666076]

>>58661328
down the supply chain: TSM, ASML

[Anonymous No.58666099]

>>58661328
AMD over intel in the short term. SMCI should double into late 2nd half 2024.

[Anonymous No.58666307]

>>58666099
>SMCI
Not seeing their USP here.

[Anonymous No.58666669]

neither. short all of them, especially nvidia

[Anonymous No.58666858]

>>58661328
Honestly you could buy both nvda and amd. There's no such thing as "missing the hype train" with large-cap stocks because they only ever go up (except intel) - you just gotta wait 5 or 10 years is all.
>5 or 10 years? B-but I want to be rich now!
Gamble on options then. Results not typical.