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[Anonymous No.58654334]

Buy treasury bonds

[Anonymous No.58654345]

decent advice

[Anonymous No.58654349]

>>58654334
This anon knows.

[Anonymous No.58654357]

This was the worst investing mistake i ever made. when i first started invested, i thought it was smart to have money in a ROTH and invest in bonds. complete waste of fucking time. had i started investing in crypto i could've been in BTC at $25,000

fuck boomer investments fucking old wrinkly fucks and their shit ass returns that won't see any significant gains until your dick doesn't even work anymore.

[Anonymous No.58654360]

>>58654357
There's more than one path to treasury bonds. Sir.

[Anonymous No.58654371]

>>58654357
crypto isn't an investment, it's gambling

[Anonymous No.58654459]

>>58654360
>>58654371
Kek glowing, nobody is gonna buy your dollar shitcoin for 5% apy

[Anonymous No.58654500]

>>58654459
ok zoomer

[Anonymous No.58654938]

>>58654334
what are treasury bonds and why? buy them from who? how do you know which to pick?

[Anonymous No.58655156]

>>58654938

Government bonds moon when the economy starts taking a shit. Ticker is $TLT.

[Anonymous No.58656751]

>>58654334
what do i do with them after? burying them or something?
nah. gold and gamefi. superverse is doing too much rn to not dip a little x2 around there

[Anonymous No.58656848]

>>58656751
>jjk brainrot
go back to tiktok

[Anonymous No.58656849]

>>58656751
maybe roll a joint?

[Anonymous No.58656856]

>>58654334
only came here for asuka

so sad gainax died

[Anonymous No.58656857]

>>58654371
based asuka enjoyer spotted in the wild.
you must be 40. please share moar wisdom with us

[Anonymous No.58656858]

>>58656856
>so sad gainax died
wait, what? fr?

[Anonymous No.58656862]

>>58656857

[Anonymous No.58656866]

>>58656751
based super fan

did you see the newest game additions?

[Anonymous No.58656867]

>>58654500
/thread

[Anonymous No.58656873]

>>58656867
penpen right there looking at you like bruh this is temporary

[Anonymous No.58656884]

>>58656867

[Anonymous No.58656885]

>>58656751
roll a joint nigga

[Anonymous No.58657067]

>>58656857
Ordering DoorDash is for suckers
Go pick up your own food

[Anonymous No.58657085]

So, I have about 11,000$ in TLT at the moment. I've done months of studying and I imagine exactly why this anon is suggesting it. He believes that TLT will double in value when the market makes its moves from the short term bonds to the long term bonds to chase the yield. Now, my problem is if inflation continues to get out of hand when they cut the rates and if that happens that could fuck up my play. The Fed needs to cut the rates about 1.25 bps and that'll send TLT to like 200$ a share.

[Anonymous No.58657090]

Elaborate, why should I buy them if they're about to cut rates and the nasdaq blow off top is coming, why would I not short NVIDIA eoy instead?

[Anonymous No.58657095]

>>58657090
>Elaborate, why should I buy them if they're about to cut rates and the nasdaq blow off top is coming, why would I not short NVIDIA eoy instead?
Hold up anon, you forgot to consider to also get calls for TLT

[Anonymous No.58657261]

>>58654371
I have long been a proponent of asuka ass. but the asuka tits camp makes a persuasive argument here

[Anonymous No.58657305]

>>58654334
>>58654371
>>58654500
>>58656867
>>58657067
skintight 14-year old microbooba UOHHHHH (ToT)

[Anonymous No.58657321]

>>58654371
>>58654500
>your only options are Treasury bonds or $poopy fart coin

KYS. Buy stocks and low-cost index funds. No need for bonds.

[Anonymous No.58659528]

>>58657305
you're doing it wrong