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Hi /biz/. I'm an actual time traveler from the year 2310 (and I have a signed UDC from Jaireen Trump to prove it but anyway).

The most hilarious thing the American™© government does between your time and like 2300 is make a universal basic income (UBI) that is not inflation-indexed, with no incentive for your Congress to ever increase it. Lol. Lmao even.

That is all.

>> No.58636940

>>58636908
What is the price of 1 LINK token in 2310?

>> No.58636949

>>58636940
I have no idea. Hang in there.

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>>58636908
Peepee has been the dominant meme for a couple hundred years , correct?
Everybody has to drink their peepee like in waterworld by then im sure.

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>>58636908
Based, if you're a timetraveler then please tell me the ATH of the following tokens, with the exact date and time where they will reach it so as to provide millions to my future self who will then, in turn, give you millions as well. The list is as follows:
>btc
>eth
>ada
>avax
>matic
>polygon
>tao
>rndr
>wlc
>agrs
>xmr
>inj
>pepe
>doge
>shib
thanks!

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>>58636955
Thank heavens, pepe is still making my days

>> No.58638375

>>58636908
well im an actual time traveler from the year 2420 and i (me) killed op preventing him from posting this, so this is, in fact, a huge larp

>> No.58638379

>>58636908
who wins the election then, biden or trump? do we make it into the moon thanks to musk or he dies before we even get to mars?

>> No.58638388

>>58636908
I've been waiting for this for years, what's the best investment I can make, Mr. Time Traveler?

>> No.58638389

>>58636940
$8.75 a token.

>> No.58638393

>>58636908
>time traveler
>nigga
i guess the west did fall after all

>> No.58638396

>>58636908
are we whites still the dominant race my fren?

>> No.58638398

>>58636955
This shit won't exist in a few months nigga lmao get reported. Time to buy another proxy, cmon cmon

>> No.58638400

>ypipo looking classy in suits and formal clothes
>nigger looking like a clown

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>>58638373
pepe's supremacy above all

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>>58638372
I'm guessing only AI shit will prevail. Not because of human action but because our new android overlords will have it that way. So TAO, AGRS and INJ.

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>>58638389
>be me
>freeze myself so i can experience the link absolute pump
>find a way to de-freeze my body in the future
>wake up one day
>its the year 3000
>humans are already an evolved inter-stellar species
>connect my brain to the space-internet
>oh shit /biz still exists
>decide to lurk the board
>filled with memes i dont understand
>pepe doesnt exist anymore
>there's still a link thread? im guessing they made it then
>check it
>its still filled with generational baggies
>check the link price
>$2.88 (and dumping)

>> No.58638416

>>58638379
does it really matter? as humans we will continue to make stupid decisions.

>> No.58638417

>>58638412
kek

>> No.58638419

>>58636908
So how much do they give away? Does it apply to 100% (white) American Citizens™ or does it also apply to all the nigger, beaner, mudslime and hispanic scum? Is the NEET chicken tendie fantasy a reality then or do you have to work for a few years before you are eligible for UBI?

>> No.58638421

>>58638412
yeah this makes sense, im guessing turbo-techno sergey is to blame for that one

>> No.58638423

>>58638372
always remember Bitcoin outlives all the other parasitic, unnecessary, bloatware projects shoehorned around Bitcoin's mere existence. So everything except BTC will die first :^)

Just a frendly reminder :^)

>> No.58638424

>>58638419
No no no you're wrong anon, in the future we all speak the common tongue and are all intersex part-negroids

>> No.58638425

>>58638423
checked

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>>58638372
>>58638407
Works for me. AGRS and INJ happen to be my two favorite coins at the moment.

>> No.58638429

>>58636908

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>>58636908
can you tell me if ai is going to replace us? to find out if it is valid for me to keep touching some digital tits.

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>>58638421
>the year is 2800
>west of new old york a beast of collosal proportions is destroying everything
>(((he))) was awoken

>> No.58638438

>>58638419
Whites died out from not breeding and POC heros had to innovate from the white mistakes

>> No.58638440

>>58638419
lol retard
>>58638424
this

racemixing will kill all white americans by 2040/50 or something like that. its crazy to me not many people here have read the studies and reports. you guys are part of a dying breed, so you know. never lose your smile, though.

>> No.58638442

>>58638423
based, we should remember the rest of the baggies where the pecking order is from time to time

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>>58638402
reason will always be given to a frogfren :)

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>>58638372
if m(eth) keeps getting better, matic will p much stop being relevant, thus dying out completely. shib is trash. xmr will always fuel and keep the dark web child porn economy flowing. inj and agrs are the only proper ai projects in the market that include blockchain technology despite agrs devs refusing to work faster. etc etc etc.

it's all basic abduction, my friend.

>> No.58638511

>>58636908
>can travel thru time
>shitposts on 4chan

Here forever.

>> No.58640489

>>58636908
Does GME moass happen? Or are jews just scamming retail like they always do?

>> No.58640496

>>58638440
Do they genocide the mennonites and afrikanners or something? I get that the common goy will be extinct. But whites as a species? No chance.

>> No.58640512

i time traveled from the year 2044 and andrew tate is the president of the usa and his cum is still in my mouth

>> No.58641726

>>58636940

sinko peso