Daytrading from jail.

[Anonymous No.5861686]

Got arrested for pot. They gave me my phone to get a phone number out of. Currently sitting in my sell accumulating FUN. Gonna trade my way out of this mess.

[Anonymous No.5861700]

What fresh LARP hell is this now?

[Anonymous No.5861702]

>>5861686
nice autism you got there OP show your man tits

[Anonymous No.5861752]

>>5861686
Change your background pic to tentacle hentai with policemen taking part in the fun before giving it back

[Anonymous No.5861762]

Don't worry Anon. The rocket to the moon is still fueling.

[Anonymous No.5861824]

>>5861686
for
>POT

yeah, okay, you probably got caught jaywalking

[Anonymous No.5861844]

Breakfast is here biz. It’s shitty.

[Anonymous No.5861899]

>>5861844

Hope you catch the guy who fucked up your life OP

[Anonymous No.5861907]

Tits as requested.

[Anonymous No.5861915]

>>5861686
>Got arrested for pot

>2017 + 1
>living in a state that doesnt have legal weed

shiggitydiggitydo

[Anonymous No.5861962]

fuck buy some bcpt while you're in there man

shill some kcs for referalls and find some airdrops hope you trade your way out of the feds anon

it would be an honor of mine to one day use crypto to break out of jail as well

[Anonymous No.5861967]

Sitting in your sell huh? Die.

[Anonymous No.5861984]

>>5861686
Meanwhile Edgeless got a gambling license. Have fun picking up soap buddy.

[Anonymous No.5861986]

>>5861686

What shitty place do you live op? Jesus

[Anonymous No.5862032]

>>5861986
The south.

[Anonymous No.5862054]

>>5861844

hahahahahah...

nice

[Anonymous No.5862057]

>>5861984

[Anonymous No.5862069]

>>5861967
I’d made a typo. Have some jail graffiti.

[Anonymous No.5862153]

>>5862057
6/10 meme bro. But look on coinmarketcal, from the 22nd of this month they will have an official permit.

[Anonymous No.5862269]

>>5861844
Fucking fruit loops. Savages

[Anonymous No.5862311]

>>5861686
kek who need to sell drugs when you can make 1k usd a day trading shitcoins

[Anonymous No.5862336]

>>5861844
>>5861686
oh shit OP really is in jail
top kek

[Anonymous No.5862514]

>>5861686
Well, try to have a nice day, Anon.

[Anonymous No.5862547]

Got pulled over with less than half a gram which the cop smelled. Put through field sobriety and failed, got blood tested and now i’m sitting here like some sort of autistic crypto Shawshank redemption. Bond is at 1500 which can be made trading. Will probably get probation, but wanted to kick the habit anyway to put more money in the market. Everything is gains, bros.

[Anonymous No.5862624]

lol thank god I live in the nordic area and the jails & punishments are like a luxury hotel.

200 pieces of LSD got caught in the border control which would of gotten me 2y jail time, but I got a 2y probotion for being a first timer & young.

Now I'm in crypto and flying like a motherfucker.

Have to admit it tought, I bought LSD with over 20btc at the time from silkroad.

[Anonymous No.5862638]

lmaooo

[Anonymous No.5862642]

>>5861844
Doesn't look so bad! You ate those fruit loops like true kid, writing stuff out lol. Were you stoned while driving or something?

[Anonymous No.5862650]

>>5862547

How quick can you trade up that bond?

[Anonymous No.5862722]

>>5862547
Do you feel that you failed the test because you were too stoned? Were you a danger on the road?

[Anonymous No.5862726]

>>5862624
>Wasting your btc on drugs

What a gainlet

[Anonymous No.5862738]

>>5861984
LMAO a license in fucking Curacao...you remember this bit from Narcos right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u6WVVHoDhk
nothing more legit than that place

[Anonymous No.5862760]

>>5862547
Jesus. Thank God I live in a non-autist medical state.

[Anonymous No.5862773]

>>5861686
Now that's what I call a sell wall

[Anonymous No.5862800]

KEK

[Anonymous No.5862809]

>>5862547
godspeed anon
also be sure your phone is encypted and with a good password(NOT pin,pattern or other shit) in case they snatch it

[Anonymous No.5862879]

You can even have FUN in a jail cell.

Is there anything this shit can’t do?

We’re going to the moon boys.

[Anonymous No.5862885]

You live in the south? Theres guaranteed to be trump bros in there. Become friends with them and tell them about cryptocurrency so they too can be rich. America can't be made great again if people down south are living in poverty.

[Anonymous No.5862887]

kek
i'm on a 9 month suspended sentence and just sitting at home making mad gains
half way to my first million
godspeed OP

[Anonymous No.5862922]

>>5862722
I’m an everyday smoker, and hadn’t smoked in hours, so i didn’t feel impaired at all. Driving with any weed in your system is stupid though, i admit. You can get on the hook for all sorts of crimes if you get in a wreck, your fault or not. Joking aside, this change has been a long time coming bros.

[Anonymous No.5862946]

>>5861686
I'm in a halfway house trading and made more than ever in my life while here. Sober and can stay focused

[Anonymous No.5862952]

>>5862885
Isn't that how America became great to begin with?

[Anonymous No.5862997]

>>5861686
Fucking kek I want to believe

Good luck anon you can do it once the guards see your sick gains they'll let you out in no time.

[Anonymous No.5863003]

>>5861686
Arrested for pot lmao, let me guess.. land of the free? Hahahabhagah

Greetings from the Netherlands

[Anonymous No.5863015]

>>5862547
>doesn't own a car faster than a charger

[Anonymous No.5863024]

top kek

[Anonymous No.5863071]

>>5862879
Screencap this thread, send it to the devs. We're all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.5863083]

>>5861844

[Anonymous No.5863119]

>>5861844
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.5863133]

>>5862032
The food trays look like Oklahoma's

[Anonymous No.5863153]

Can I buy one of those toilet/water fountains for my home

[Anonymous No.5863179]

>>5861844
Oh my fucking god, this has to be murica

[Anonymous No.5863226]

>>5861844
the fuck is this
gravy?

[Anonymous No.5863228]

>>5863015
>implying it matters

you ain’t outrunnin the radio

[Anonymous No.5863230]

>>5862997
Don't tell the guards they will tell inmates and you'll become a target

[Anonymous No.5863250]

>>5863226
leftover juice from peaches or something

[Anonymous No.5863274]

>>5863228
eh. you can get away sometimes

[Anonymous No.5863287]

>>5861686
>>5861844

OP if you got any loops left, can you spell out F for FUN?

lmfao this is too good.

[Anonymous No.5863439]

How long can you keep your phone?

[Anonymous No.5863483]

>>5863274
shit guys we got a real thug lyf gangsta round up in here
don't hurt me man

[Anonymous No.5863493]

solid 10/10 thread and OP isnt a faggot

i predict $FUN to valuate around $10 by Q3 2019

[Anonymous No.5863511]

>>5862726

At the time I was 18yrs old and it was a good deal to buy lsd with 4,5€ a piece and sell it with 20€ a piece here.

[Anonymous No.5863526]

>>5861844

What the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.5863596]

>>5861686
>Not making bail from trading POT as a big middle finger to the cops

Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.5863620]

>>5861844

'Murica!

[Anonymous No.5863692]

>>5861686
2018 getting arrested for pot.

You must be a filthy nigger.

[Anonymous No.5863804]

>>5863015

Outrunning weed offenses.

It's like asking to get shot.

MURRICAH FYUCK YAH

[Anonymous No.5863828]

>>5863133
I am in the great state of TN. They moved me to another cell. Gave me a blanket. Still have no idea how much FUN it is in here.

[Anonymous No.5863877]

>>5863250
Correct.

[Anonymous No.5863880]

>>5863620
he is in jail? wtf do you expect chief Ramsey quality breakfast?

[Anonymous No.5863931]

Op is a god amongst mortals.
>>5863692
he's not you mongrel,check the titty pic

[Anonymous No.5863959]

>>5862624
What year was that

[Anonymous No.5863982]

>>5863804

How about radio, do you own a car faster than radio you absolute complete fucking moron?

[Anonymous No.5864152]

>>5861686

OP post ETH address i'll send you the 1500 this is god tier.

[Anonymous No.5864372]

bumperino
op don't forsake us

[Anonymous No.5864522]

>>5864152
0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60

Bless you if serious. Here are my new digs.

[Anonymous No.5864524]

>>5861686
What are you gonna do when the battery runs out?

[Anonymous No.5864564]

OPs black bull cellmate just awoke...

he will be busy for a while...

[Anonymous No.5864570]

>>5861844
Yeah OP post your ETH address. I'll help as well. This shit is EPIC.

[Anonymous No.5864772]

PLOT TWIST.....

OP is a Guard and has access to all of this...

[Anonymous No.5864800]

>>5864772

oh fuck you. fuck. I was just about to send... damnit you got me second guessing.

[Anonymous No.5864810]

>>5861686
Potcoin?

[Anonymous No.5864831]

>>5864152
New cell has shit service REEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.5864859]

>>5864831
God speed, anon.

[Anonymous No.5864865]

LOL

[Anonymous No.5864883]

>>5861686
WTF

[Anonymous No.5864930]

>>5864800
Nah a CO or other on-duty personnel wearing asweater/jumper whatever the fuck that is?don't think so,most likely op is legit.

[Anonymous No.5864951]

>>5861907
As long as you are in jail, go lift.

[Anonymous No.5864965]

>>5864930

good point, mission is a go. OP incoming money.

[Anonymous No.5864971]

>>5864831
put me in the screen shot

[Anonymous No.5865024]

>>5864965
>OP get thrown into jail
>quickly accumulates as much FUN as possible
>gets sentenced to 1 year in prison
>released
>now a billionaire
You da real baller.

[Anonymous No.5865059]

>2025
>Go to jail
>Find out all inmates trade XMR
>Tfw suddenly kingpin and can buy all the guards and big buff dudes for 0.04 XMR

[Anonymous No.5865091]

>>5861686

I sent you my gains for the day so far I'll get you the rest from my gainz today. Godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.5865108]

>>5861686
Hop on the train bro, we’ll get you out of here.

[Anonymous No.5865185]

Recommend some good shitcoins for long-term investment. I feel like OP won't be able to trade in next 1-2 years.

[Anonymous No.5865212]

>>5863959

It was 2014

[Anonymous No.5865219]

Holy shit put me in the screenshot

[Anonymous No.5865237]

>>5865024

he's got my ETH addy now, maybe billionaire weed con will return the favor ;)

I'm a man of my word, Money inbound on OP.

[Anonymous No.5865279]

Lmao how do you have a cell phone in jail

If you’re in a state that throws you in jail for the devils lettuce you would think they would be more strict

[Anonymous No.5865301]

>>5864772
Can’t falsify your claim, but i am not guard. Don’t feel pressured to send me a thing, boys. You didn’t get rich by giving out handouts. If you want to, that’s nice as hell, but this is a FUN thread at its heart and i am having FUN either way.

They just had me out with some of the others. Left my phone in cell so no pics. They could smell my gains.

[Anonymous No.5865349]

>>5865301

already inbound OP, coinbase is slow today you'll see it.

[Anonymous No.5865364]

>>5861686

fucking kek good luck anon get dat fun and get out

[Anonymous No.5865396]

>>5865279
Gave me phone to get number. Put it in pocket without thinking. Was cool and white to arresting officer so he wasn’t on guard

[Anonymous No.5865432]

TIL Rohan goes to jail lol
Screencapped

[Anonymous No.5865467]

>>5861686
how much battery life do you have left?

[Anonymous No.5865471]

>>5861686
Buy POTcoin at least.

[Anonymous No.5865505]

You are the luckiest bastard dude. Hows that charge? Hows processing there work? Gonna be there at least a day? Got someone on the outside? Ive had some bad jail food but that bowless cereal is torturous.
TRX? Buy next dump BABY!!!

[Anonymous No.5865529]

>>5861686
hopefully you get the chair

[Anonymous No.5865562]

>>5865505

TRX? You're the real criminal here.

[Anonymous No.5865569]

>>5865467
33% dropping fast. Bad signal

[Anonymous No.5865587]

Toasting in an epic bread

[Anonymous No.5865589]

>>5865396
>Was cool and white to arresting officer
>cool and white
>and white
my sides!
great job anon.
I sincerely hope the offers aren't just larping and you will get sweet monies, you are truly a god.
monitoring wallet address here:
https://etherscan.io/address/0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60

[Anonymous No.5865623]

PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

[Anonymous No.5865624]

>>5862773
Underrated

[Anonymous No.5865627]

How the fuck do I upvote here. Great thread

[Anonymous No.5865636]

>>5865569
What jail are you in? Get an anon to bail you at and transfer him the funds. Easy

[Anonymous No.5865651]

>>5865636
>>5865636
this

[Anonymous No.5865671]

>>5861686
>Got arrested for pot.
kys fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.5865705]

>>5865636
If this actually happens

[Anonymous No.5865747]

>>5861844

[Anonymous No.5865794]

i love this fucking board

[Anonymous No.5865820]

>>5861686
I heard they serve wojak bars at night.

[Anonymous No.5865888]

>>5861686

Just read all 118 or so comments..... and OP is definitely a boss

[Anonymous No.5865935]

>>5861686
>gets arrested for pot

what fucking country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.5866046]

>>5865935

[Anonymous No.5866061]

>>5863274
yeah, in gta you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.5866133]

>>5861686

OP Coinbase is kill today, slow as fuck. I sent you $300 gotta get back to the grind I'll circle back. Good Luck Anon

[Anonymous No.5866171]

>>5861844
Why the fuck are you allowed a phone or tablet or whatever in prison? Did you hide it up your ass?

[Anonymous No.5866232]

>being white and STILL getting arrested for pot
Hahahahahaaha

[Anonymous No.5866238]

This is the kind of thread you tell your grandkids about.

[Anonymous No.5866339]

>>5861686
take a few pics, save them, post them at a later date to give us an update and prove its you!

[Anonymous No.5866400]

>>5861824
>Americans so dumb they need to cross roads at designated areas because their ignorance is so astounding they think cars can't penetrate their blubber
>People seriously get arrested for crossing the road at unmarked areas
>"land of the free"
HAHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.5866509]

>>5862547
>tfw Canadian with Medical card and access to fully legal top shelf Cannabis products

Holy shit America

[Anonymous No.5866743]

well played , got out back in June after 12months and do not fukin miss it

[Anonymous No.5866807]

May 2018 be a fruitful year full of gainz for you OP

[Anonymous No.5866826]

>>5865569
What jail are you in. I'm wondering if any of us can go pay your bail and get you out in person

[Anonymous No.5866915]

>>5862773
>>5862952
>>5863153
>>5865562
Underrated posts in amazing thread.

[Anonymous No.5867255]

>>5866400
HAHAHA
you cant make this shit up

[Anonymous No.5867579]

>>5866400
please don't call niggers people

[Anonymous No.5867631]

>>5861686
putting myself in the screencap

[Anonymous No.5867900]

>>5867579

[Anonymous No.5868030]

>>5863274
You're full blown retarded senpai dont try to run its not worth it.

[Anonymous No.5868232]

This thread single-handedly sold me on FUN, good job shills.

[Anonymous No.5868263]

>>5865589
Oh hey someone actually gave him something
https://etherscan.io/tx/0xfddb2e67eaf9ff5571913d9059724f075373baafda91ce80e094a59d266c16c4
50 milliETH; not exactly bail, but better than nothing. Now he can buy a proper breakfast.

[Anonymous No.5868460]

>>5865279
Actually, it's ironic but states that are the most strict on "devils lettuce" are actually the chillest.

Source: Cop in Alabama

[Anonymous No.5868605]

>>5868232
Welcome to the FunShip(TM)

[Anonymous No.5868657]

>>5868460
>Source: Cop in Alabama
Have you shot blacks and gotten away with it?

[Anonymous No.5868881]

We are mooning because you are in jail.

[Anonymous No.5868910]

>>5865279
>Lmao how do you have a cell phone in jail
because he's not a nigger

[Anonymous No.5868913]

>>5868657
No. And contrary to popular belief, we don't go out hunting them down either

[Anonymous No.5868948]

0.30431354 Ether 0.00063
0xfddb2e67eaf9ff5571913d9059724f075373baafda91ce80e094a59d266c16c4 28 mins ago 0x10e723050d2dda00b8a619ae45f67b9fbc4468e8 IN 0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60 0.050839874730548 Ether

Biz bros you are the best at times
So fucking anti Jew
Good on yas

[Anonymous No.5868970]

>>5862547
Pot kills your productivity and exposes you to unnecessary friction with law enforcement dum-dums. Also, it's the pastime of niggers.
Why bother?

[Anonymous No.5868981]

>>5868657

[Anonymous No.5869016]

>>5861844
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

[Anonymous No.5869080]

>>5861844
You are luckier than some Affrican
3 hots and a cot paid for by Americans

[Anonymous No.5869165]

someone bail this anon

[Anonymous No.5869346]

>>5861844
Federal prison?

[Anonymous No.5869437]

>>5862773
Brilliant m8

[Anonymous No.5869512]

>>5862773
>>5862773

[Anonymous No.5869528]

This is the most proto-cyberpunk if not beginning cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen. Make goons on the web giggle and receive digital funds to secure ones freedom. I’m not mad at you, man.

The dream is coming to fruition bit by bit. God bless, OP, lol.

Welcome to this brave new world, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.5869665]

>>5869528
Someone needs to pay OP's bail and get him out

[Anonymous No.5869765]

>>5869665
rape is non-bailable

[Anonymous No.5869889]

>>5864831
unironically looks okay

[Anonymous No.5869896]

>>5869665
´
How much is the bail?

[Anonymous No.5869968]

>>5869665
let's crowdfund the bail

[Anonymous No.5869986]

>>5865589
>https://etherscan.io/address/0x860fb1eda17d350873239e8c67dc4fe2d4171e60

did someone just send this nigga .3 eth? lmao

[Anonymous No.5869995]

I'm willing to send ETH to get OP out of jail, how much is the bail?

[Anonymous No.5870106]

Thread of the day, you're a god amongst men OP.

[Anonymous No.5870108]

He's probably a corrections officer fucking with us and you guys are giving him free crypto. Kudos OP, good thread.

[Anonymous No.5870172]

REMINDER THAT JAIL =/= PRISON

[Anonymous No.5870222]

>>5870108
He only needs $600 more!

[Anonymous No.5870248]

>>5869665
>>5869896
>>5869968
>>5869986
>>5869995
Bail is $1500:
>>5862547

[Anonymous No.5870254]

>>5870222
>implying he can cash out

[Anonymous No.5870293]

sent OP 0.36 ETH

Your friendly >>5862624

[Anonymous No.5870305]

>>5870254
Might take a couple days for coinbase to transfer the funds, but it's doable. Too bad OP's phone was either confiscated or the batteries died. He's probably going to be in for 40 days.

[Anonymous No.5870384]

>>5870293
hmm i wonder if i know you? had an acquaintance with just the same story.
did you get busted while in basic military training?

[Anonymous No.5870436]

>>5862547
>now i’m sitting here like some sort of autistic crypto Shawshank redemption

holy shit I'm dying

literally the funniest thing I've ever read on this piece of shit website, cheers to you OP

[Anonymous No.5870449]

>>5870384

No, I'm going to the military next monday actually

[Anonymous No.5870459]

>>5864522
>>5870222
>>5870305

OPs address btw, he needs $600 in eth!
0x0000F77B870a65D2751ce98C1437a282014E88E6

[Anonymous No.5870480]

>>5862773
LOL

[Anonymous No.5870602]

Best case scenario is somebody goes IRL to bail out OP and then OP transfers them the donated coin to make up for it.

Posting in epic bread btw.

[Anonymous No.5870636]

>>5861844
>Americans

[Anonymous No.5870658]

>>5870449
Da så. Flere syrehoder innom forsvaret, tydeligvis!
Lykke til

[Anonymous No.5870745]

>>5870636
I don't get this Eurofag idea that jail is supposed to be a nice place. Besides, that was a holding cell aka the drunk tank. His actual cell is nicer >>5864831

[Anonymous No.5870929]

>>5870745
>nicer

[Anonymous No.5870934]

>>5870745
Jails aren't much nicer in Europe compared to the USA ;they're even worse in shit eastern countries).
It's prisons that tend to be more humane.

[Anonymous No.5870961]

>>5870222
How is he going to cash out if he's in jail?

[Anonymous No.5870975]

>>5870658

I'm actually from Finland, but thanks anyway!

The binance verification email is taking long to get the ETH out there

[Anonymous No.5871032]

>>5870745
why does he still has his phone, usually nobody keeps his phone.
If he wants to get numbers, he has to write them down in front of the officer and the phone is taken away again.

>t. prison guard

[Anonymous No.5871099]

>>5870961
He withdraws the eth to his debit card from coinbase and then gives the guards his debit card number.

[Anonymous No.5871101]

>>5871032
It happens sometimes if they just want to be nice. It's jail not prison, and he will be out soon on bond no matter what.

[Anonymous No.5871122]

>>5870459

[Anonymous No.5871161]

>>5871122

[Anonymous No.5871171]

for how long

[Anonymous No.5871239]

>>5870934
Yeah that is true. Prison is better than jail in the US too most of the time. In jail there's always dudes moaning that they want to get to prison already. You have a lot more freedom there so I've heard while in jail you can't do shit.

[Anonymous No.5871339]

>>5871032
He probably lives in a rural area with not much crime so the cops are lax

[Anonymous No.5871358]

>>5861844
Checked anon. I know that feel well my friend.

[Anonymous No.5871391]

>>5871032
As Anon said earlier....
>>5868910

[Anonymous No.5871410]

>>5862885
“Trump bros” ha ha yeah, in prison no less, bet they’re great guys

[Anonymous No.5871509]

Lads, if FUN keeps going up it'll go down in /biz/ history as the coin that got Anon out of jail.

[Anonymous No.5871676]

>>5871101
>It's jail not prison
really doesn't matter here, regardless if you are in jail or prison, you can't keep your phone.
Maybe some cigarettes, but thats it.

[Anonymous No.5871697]

I hope OP is okay

[Anonymous No.5871747]

>>5862773
We have a comedian over here.

[Anonymous No.5871761]

>>5868460
Roll tide

[Anonymous No.5871791]

>>5871761
Roll tide!

[Anonymous No.5871802]

Good luck OP, just taking part in this historic thread.

[Anonymous No.5871821]

>>5871101
if he doesn't get his bond paid, and they don't realease him on his own recognizance (free bail for small stuff), then he will have to sit in jail for months until he is tried/sentenced.

[Anonymous No.5871851]

1234567 all good boys go to heaven

[Anonymous No.5871876]

>>5871791
I hope you’re not a Tuscaloosa cop you’ve probably arrested me or my buddies

[Anonymous No.5871951]

>>5871876
Damn. nope but I live in tuscaloosa! haha. What a small fucking world

[Anonymous No.5871995]

>>5861844
sugar for breakfast. its not a meme
:DDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.5872009]

>>5871951
Weird yo just graduated happy gains anon

[Anonymous No.5872025]

>>5861915
Feds just outlawed it. Check the news.

[Anonymous No.5872054]

>>5870745
something about living in a constant state of fear for 6 months to x number of years creates repeat offenders or some liberal bullshit

[Anonymous No.5872073]

>>5872009
Very. You too, bro.

[Anonymous No.5872081]

>>5861686
>Drug addict criminals are accumulating FUN
This is how you know it's a shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.5872116]

>>5861686
> For pot
Lmao, how's that one day of jail treating you.

Captcha : gibbs street

Negro confirmed.

[Anonymous No.5872122]

lmao never seen such a fucking pajeet post like this

[Anonymous No.5872124]

>>5872025
Always been illegal on federal level

[Anonymous No.5872133]

>>5872081
>weed
>drug addict criminal

Pick one

[Anonymous No.5872269]

>>5872133
>Weed
>Not degenerate

If it was his first offense the police would've let him off, but they didn't because he has done it before/has a record.
Anyway, weed literally reduces brain volume.

[Anonymous No.5872312]

>>5864772
Exactly what I was thinking.
Since when do they let prisoners use internet-connected smartphones?
> They gave me my phone to get a phone number out of.
In reality, they would either find the number for you, or hand you the phone for less than a minute while you find the number.
Nice LARP policebro.

[Anonymous No.5872339]

>>5872269
Shaking your head decreases brain volume too.

[Anonymous No.5872411]

>>5861844
I SS'd this shit.
Press F for the daytrader in jail

[Anonymous No.5872454]

If I could use my phone in jail it wouldnt mean real punishment for me

[Anonymous No.5872488]

>>5872339
Yeah, if you're a degenerate metal head and even then it isn't to the same extent as weed.

[Anonymous No.5872808]

>>5872488
you dont like metallica?

[Anonymous No.5872958]

>>5861844
oh my god my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.5873128]

This is a LARP. You get fucking strip searched everytime you go to jail. All of your property gets put in a ziplocked bag and put in a property room. There is absolutely no way this faggot actual snuck his phone in jail for a misdemeanor. Only times people get phones into jail/prison is if they're A) on work release and sneak it in checking back in from their shift (its a daily occurrence so searches aren't as thorough), or they're in prison and they've bribed a guard to give them one. Seeing as how this fag is in a county jail for a petty misdemeanor, he doesn't fit either of those scenarios.

I really hope everyone who donated to this faggot kills themselves. He most likely works at the jail or has family that does and he's there LARPing around. Congrats, you fell for his ruse.

[Anonymous No.5873146]

>>5865569
put the screen on min brightness and stop taking photos

[Anonymous No.5873176]

>>5861686
>Thrown in jail for pot

Lmao what shithole state do you live in?

[Anonymous No.5873210]

JUSTiced

[Anonymous No.5873212]

>>5872808
I don't mind the music it's just metalheads are the most autistic and cancerous ulcers you can see.

[Anonymous No.5873698]

>>5873128
when was the last time you were thrown into the drunk tank for further processing?

if youre in your senses and alone a cop doesnt care. its 1500 bucks not a 50000 dollar corporate crime. chill sherlock

[Anonymous No.5873704]

>>5873128
>snuck his phone in
Read the OP

[Anonymous No.5873817]

OP got caught didn't he :(

RIP to our fallen hero.

[Anonymous No.5874036]

>>5872054
Unless you're in some supermax prison full of murderers you will be scared for about 1 week until you realize that prison isn't that scary its fucking boring. The biggest problems in your average prison is drugs. People go in prison a pothead and come out a heroin addict with HIV.

[Anonymous No.5874330]

>>5862922
Should've shot the cop for violating the NAP

[Anonymous No.5874453]

>>5863982
Right so gun them down, got it.

[Anonymous No.5874578]

>>5861686
Weed stocks.

[Anonymous No.5874902]

>>5873128
maybe he snuck it in his anal cavity

[Anonymous No.5874999]

>>5874902
>>he used his prison pocket

[Anonymous No.5875125]

Op getting butt fucked at the moment, if OP is a faggot does that mean he enjoys it?

[Anonymous No.5875188]

>>5861686
this fucking whole thread
godspeed anon
include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.5875341]

>>5861686
hey this cell looks exactly like the one in Ukiah CA. lol nice.

[Anonymous No.5875352]

Rip in peace OP
Would send something but im broke

[Anonymous No.5875734]

OP is a legend. Include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.5875783]

>having to speculate on internet coins in order to fund your release after being detained for holding half a gram of weed
LAND. OF. THE. FREE.

[Anonymous No.5876000]

>>5861844
why would they allow you to have a phone and an internet connection in jail

sounds like some bullshit larp

[Anonymous No.5876287]

>>5876000
>not jamming your phone up your ass every time you get arrested
what are you, new anon?

[Anonymous No.5876466]

Alabama cop go and bail OP

[Anonymous No.5876678]

>>5861686
you've got a house thats rent free with free food for a while. Might as well buy buy buy and hodl till youre out.

[Anonymous No.5876775]

>>5876678
Sometimes I wonder what would happen to my portfolio if I'd get locked away for a year or two.
>forced iron hands
>x1000 ensues

[Anonymous No.5877253]

>>5862624
>I live in the nordic area
>would of
obvious larper

[Anonymous No.5877405]

I lived bitches.

[Anonymous No.5877466]

>>5877405
What happened anon?

[Anonymous No.5877468]

>>5877405
Phone battery update?
Shanked anyone yet?
Check your balance, some insane rich anons have given you 0.7 ETH total.

[Anonymous No.5877493]

Lmao dafuq is dis shiiet

[Anonymous No.5877573]

4chan banned me after i posted my ETH address. Don't blame them, I suppose. I am at home on my PC. Listen, you fuckers made what normally would have been the most stressful situation i've been in in a long time into an actual joy that I will remember my entire life. I don't like myself sometimes, and sometimes really tear into myself when I fuck up. You guys kept me from being alone in a box all night, yelling at myself. And the ones who contributed, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I love this board, I love crypto, and I love you degenerate faggots.

[Anonymous No.5877625]

OP is getting fucked up the ass by Tyrone while still making gains
Godspeed OP

[Anonymous No.5877626]

>>5877405
nice unmatching socks.

Congrats OP, you have the current best bread of 2018.

[Anonymous No.5877684]

>>5877573
I enjoyed reading about your journey anon.

[Anonymous No.5877772]

I love breads like this

[Anonymous No.5877773]

>>5877573

Enjoy my 0.3 eth anon

[Anonymous No.5877847]

>>5877405
what's it like to shit on that toilet?

[Anonymous No.5877862]

>>5877573
HE'S OUT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
How did you pay the bail, faggot?

[Anonymous No.5877942]

>>5877573
congrats anon, glad to hear you got out with your cornhole intact. (at least I assume you did kek)

[Anonymous No.5877955]

Posting in legendary bread

May you gaol stay lack Tyronification OP

[Anonymous No.5877964]

>>5877573
We're all gonna make it OP

Dont be hard on yourself, just keep on the path to lamboland

Also post blockfolio. Im curious

[Anonymous No.5877965]

>>5877405
just imagine how many dirty niggers went through that cell before you
they all shat in that bowl, they all probably jacked off on the floor
you're basically surrounded by nigger shit and semen

[Anonymous No.5877966]

>>5877573
Right now, my fate hinges on a blood test. In a month time, I will know exactly how much THC was in my system when they took my blood. I have a lawyer lined up already, a court date in early march. I am putting down the green stuff for a while. I had already tried a month or so back, but I work with music and musicians every day, so I am hyper exposed to it. I won't waste your generosity, anons. I am crying as a type this, again, thank you from the bottom of my heart. They never noticed I had my phone. I made sure to ask them what time it was every once in a while even though I already knew. When the time came to be released, I tucked it in my back pocket and acted like I took it out of my coat when they returned the coat to me.

[Anonymous No.5878007]

>>5877862
I paid out the ass for a bail bondsman to post for me.

[Anonymous No.5878069]

wtf they let you have a phone in jail now? god damn people have it so easy now

[Anonymous No.5878165]

>>5878069
Jail is still terrible, did you not see he had a toliet in the middle of the cell.

[Anonymous No.5878183]

haha damn nigga

[Anonymous No.5878190]

>>5877966
I use crynance still for some fucked up reason

[Anonymous No.5878296]

>>5877965
Imagine what went through my head when they gave me a sleeping matte. I'm pretty sure I have killer Africanized MRSA right now.

[Anonymous No.5878368]

>>5878165
yeah b-b-b-b-b-ut the phone

[Anonymous No.5878400]

>>5878368
But imagine having to poo right in front of people like that.

[Anonymous No.5878430]

>>5878368
He already said he snuck it in.

Of course they dont LET you use it still

[Anonymous No.5878450]

>>5863982
you would need a street bike. Cars wont do it i know because i do it all the time.

[Anonymous No.5878455]

>>5878190
>15 percent
SELL IT QUICK AND GET OUT AAAAA

[Anonymous No.5878560]

>>5878190
You're gonna make it
We're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.5878650]

Just buy Ripple, Stellar and Cardano and relax.

[Anonymous No.5878695]

>>5870745
Because whether YOU believe it or not, Jail, etc, is supposed to be for rehabilitation. If it was for "Punishment", why not just fucking kill them on the spot?

Now you can argue whether or not you believe in rehabilitation vs. Just punishing people in some sick way, but this is the first world, you fucking moron. Go to any third world shit hole and see how they treat their prisoners, etc... do you think that makes for a better society, or a worse one?

[Anonymous No.5878770]

>>5878695
>why not just kill them on the spot
Because execution is a reward for prisoners.

[Anonymous No.5878774]

>>5861686
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.5878848]

>>5878770
Nigger, why don't we just lfog them and shit then? Or torture them daily?

And then explain to me how this would make society a better place as opposed to making it drastically worse. See: Any third world nation

You're a mong. You're obviously a newfag on pol too, since only a newfag would avoid nuanced thought so much

Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.5878920]

>>5878695
Its not to punish or rehabiliatate. Its to seperate the uncivilized from the civilized.

[Anonymous No.5878977]

>>5878920
No it isn't, faggot. It's to rehabilitate. You're fucking braindead

[Anonymous No.5879005]

>>5878848
You're a moron, making our prisons like third world countries would be terrible and barbaric.

[Anonymous No.5879035]

>>5879005
Thats the point of my post you fucking bellend

Nice reading comprehension bro

[Anonymous No.5879080]

>>5878774
kek

[Anonymous No.5879089]

>>5879035
So you called me a moron for saying something you agreed with? Holy shit you're stupid. nice idiocy.

[Anonymous No.5879116]

>>5879089
Try reading before jumping into a discussion next time, you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.5879267]

>>5877405
you beautiful son of a bitch!
Godspeed.

[Anonymous No.5879283]

>>5879089
>>5879116
Meet irl and fight faggots

I am going to take a shower and crash till I gotta go to work, /biz/. I'll see you on the other side. Have a FUN day.

[Anonymous No.5879319]

>>5879283
Have FUN

[Anonymous No.5879325]

>>5862773
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.5879338]

>>5861686
Are you in Washington county anon I'm right over the hill! I'M Right over the hill

[Anonymous No.5879365]

>>5879338
No, sir.

[Anonymous No.5879398]

>>5878774
Oh my god lol

[Anonymous No.5879425]

>>5861844
Jesus Christ lmao

[Anonymous No.5879432]

This was a good thread

[Anonymous No.5879520]

>>5879365
Damn if you were close I would buy you a proper meal for this thread just make a shit ton on link

[Anonymous No.5879587]

>>5861686
u can do it op

[Anonymous No.5880178]

kek

[Anonymous No.5880220]

>>5863828
what part of TN?

[Anonymous No.5880263]

>>5861686
OP I HOPE YOUR ASS DOESNT GET RIPPLE'D JKJK GOODSPEED ANON! TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD! /BIZ/ UNITE

[Anonymous No.5880296]

>>5877405
>those shoes
You are the true chad

Also
>confirmed toilet shitter
+1 another point for you over the pajeets ok this board

[Anonymous No.5880366]

>>5880296
The crocs are given by the jail, so you can;t use shoelaces to hang yourself

[Anonymous No.5880611]

>>5880366
Why does the jail care?

[Anonymous No.5880693]

>>5880611
Have you any idea how much hassle the aftermath of a prison suicide is?

Not to mention if it's privately run you get fined as a "very severe" breach and have to pay out anywhere from 90k to 2mil in penalties

[Anonymous No.5880699]

>>5861844
>/biz/ written in frooty loops

[Anonymous No.5880794]

>>5880693
Why? They did that to themselves

[Anonymous No.5880842]

>>5880794
And you're being paid to stop them

[Anonymous No.5880852]

>>5879283
Be well anon.

And stay off the shibashiba for a while

[Anonymous No.5880903]

>>5862773

[Anonymous No.5881022]

>>5880842
Why doesn't the jail just say "screw it" and not do anything?

[Anonymous No.5881086]

>>5881022
They get their contract terminated by the government for being shit at their job

[Anonymous No.5881275]

>>5881086
Why doesn't the government say "who gives a shit if someone hangs themselves". Why does the government care so much about people that they are literally paying tax money for?

[Anonymous No.5881321]

>>5877405
OP what do you think of REQ

[Anonymous No.5881413]

>>5881275
Because people mass suiciding in prisons looks really bad politically