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58606763 No.58606763 [Reply] [Original]

I want to fuck off to the woods like everyone else here.
How can I do this and manage to make a little bit of money? I was guessing ecommerce

>> No.58606772

>>58606763
Go camp for a week on your own with no food before you entertain some dumb shit like that

>> No.58606773

>>58606763
you can build coffins
wood from the woods

>> No.58606789

>>58606772
I do this often, but I would rather have a house in the woods.
>>58606773
The quality wood for coffins aren't in the woods

>> No.58606795

>>58606763
Hell yeah, I want to see the stars everyday. Fuck light pollution.
I have a great aunt who lives way up north inna woods and she weaves fancy rugs that she sells at craft fairs.

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58606885

>>58606763
Wait you still dont live in the forest?

>> No.58606897
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>>58606772
All he needs to do is take something to hunt with him and go into a natural forest and he can hunt game, ducks, birds. So in summer with enough barries and wild fruits its really not that bad and way healthier then what your average retards eats.
In winter you would need to organize a lot to get honey and collect nuts etc.

>> No.58606905 [DELETED] 

>>58606897
Also forgot fish of course, thats an easy food source.

>> No.58606910

>>58606897
Also forgot fish and mushrooms of course, that an easy food sources

>> No.58607210

>>58606763
Just live in a poor rural town.

Inawoods is a meme.

I fantasized about this and realized I'm in no shape or form to do it.
I'm not going to break my bones to survive.
Just get away from niggers and live the comfy life with a wood burner.

Good luck making money though.
Maybe sell meth to your neighbors.

>> No.58607260

>>58606885
Real tired of seeing pictures of this ugly mutt on here.

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58607309

get some of dat $HUNGRY for the coming x100.

>> No.58607327

I love that idea but what the fuck do you do if you get cancer or something and have to go to the doctor like a couple of times every week?

>> No.58608311

>>58607210
>poor rural town
no jobs, nosy shitty neighbors with nothing better to do than start shit, boomer carpetbaggers, corrupt cops, shit "infrastructure" (lol), farm pollution, nowhere to go but walmart, everything crumbling and decaying and blighted, no marriageworthy women (not up for debate, you know it's true)

>innawoods
none of that