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58596438 No.58596438 [Reply] [Original]

>Retirement planning

>> No.58596542

i don't retire until i can't get an erection anymore. in which case my "plan" is to commit suicide masturbating is what drives me in life.

some people live to eat
some people live for the thrills

i live to coom.

>> No.58596561

>>58596542

but it's /biz/ here good ser

>> No.58596658

>>58596561
i wasted too much money trying to enhance the coom.

>> No.58597109

>>58596658

kek

you can easily make it back this year

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>>58596542
hey i respect the gooner lifestyle, i only masturbate when honkler pumps, and only when honkler pumps
i need it to pump again im having withdrawal symptoms

>> No.58598512

>>58596542
show us your coom collection then retard

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>>58596542

>> No.58599830
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>>58596438
Heres my qualified retirement plan

>> No.58599864

>parents have no retirement plan whatsoever
>dad keeps getting fired from jobs and NEETing it up on unemployment benefits
>he took out life insurance on himself because his health is going to shit fast
It's kinda sad since I've made it but if I told them, they'd suck me dry in under 12 months. Fuck I wish at least one family member wasn't retarded with money.

>> No.58600319

>>58599864
find god

>> No.58600330

I am not contributing to my 401k or Roth IRA. Eat shit kikes.

>> No.58600434

>>58596542
if you can't get an erection anymore, how will you masturbate?

>> No.58601997

>>58596542
I gave up that plan when having an erection started to be a problem, my own anatomy has denied me my escape plan, now I have to wait for maga trump to get me out of this hole

>> No.58602016

>>58599864
find a way to support them that doesn't enable them

>> No.58602679

>>58599864
at least save your mom anon

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>Not just killing yourself when you get bored of life

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>>58596438
My retirement plan is to steal copper wiring from the skynet curfew enforcement drones that will be patrolling my fema district and running a self driving car chop shop.