/GME/ - Chadshill's WAGMI Bake Edition

[Anonymous No.58560877]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.58560883]

>>58560877
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 (18.85) by Aug. 31, ~76.6 (19.15) by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 436.631B, 65P = 6.7174B per
Thursday RRP: 438.764B, 66P = 6.648B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 438.319B, 67P = 6.542B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q3 23 and FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model/ (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.58560884]

>>58560877
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.58560892]

>publix anon sacrifice was the trigger

[Anonymous No.58560896]

this is NOT the thread.

[Anonymous No.58560897]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1d6tzlz/this_is_not_a_gamestop_subreddit/


uhoh looks like they locked comments as the thread was made, thats classic deamplification at work. They are trying to smother the biggest DFV happening in 3 fucking years lmfao, when RC performs M&A actions with gme/bbby/teddy whatever-the-fuck his endgame plan is, these hedge funds are going to jump

[Anonymous No.58560898]

>>58560883
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.58560903]

On Thursday the price skyrocket past $10,000 dollars. The MOASS has officially begun. What song are you listening too?

[Anonymous No.58560907]

>>58560892
I fucking called it...
There is nothing like a human sacrifice...

[Anonymous No.58560921]

>>58560907
QRD on publix anon and his disappearance. I heard rumors he was rc.

[Anonymous No.58560934]

The baker is indeed a silly goose who's either trolling cuz she's lonely or is gonna miss a clear opportunity to generate wealth, but the fresh thread is appreciated all the same. Can't stop this train!

[Anonymous No.58560944]

Chadshill is kinda sexy :3

[sage No.58560953]

>>58560944
holy fuck you are unseen levels of cringe

[sage No.58560957]

this thread is absolutely gay and tranny btw.
sage in all fields.

[Anonymous No.58560960]

>>58560934
>is gonna miss a clear opportunity to generate wealth
>the fresh thread is appreciated all the same
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.58560965]

all the OG bizholders have accepted that our fates are intertwined
all the redditnigger tourists seethe and shit their pants at me
it's really that simple

[Anonymous No.58560974]

>>58560897

although they banned it, the pinned post on WSB immediately says DFV posted on R/Superstonk

they are literally bringing publicity to this

i only found out from WSB that he posted on superstonk

good job trying to minimise the exposure

[Anonymous No.58560975]

>>58560960
>>58560965
Post hand.

[CLINT No.58560979]

>>58560921
From a few days ago

[Anonymous No.58560982]

Just heard the news. It's actually this week, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.58560989]

>>58560982
No dates. Just up.

[Anonymous No.58560990]

>>58560982
Yes please, I can't wait to fucking leave Califonia with my riches.

[Anonymous No.58561003]

Post shares right the fuck now.
>3xxx

[Anonymous No.58561006]

>>58561003
4

[Anonymous No.58561012]

how many shares do i need to make it?

[Anonymous No.58561018]

>>58561003
15xx

[Anonymous No.58561019]

"TLDR: DFV posted in r/superstonk and you should go over there and do ape stuff if you're into that

Three years ago a bunch of people flooded in here to be a part of a trade because we were all stuck inside and had free money and it was funny. Many people ended up bagholding. Some people made a ton. Seemingly overnight the new retail trader meta became finding people to blame and making up stories as to why financial rapture hadn't happened yet but was about to.

If you paid attention to ape communities you'd know they were literally reading Ryan Cohens children's books for stock hints. We've had more people accuse us of being the financial men in black / hedgies than I can count. As if anyone anywhere wants to pay Reddit mods, goofballs.

When I first joined WSB every new guy larped like Warren Buffet until you convinced him to let his hair down and take some risk. Now people watch movies like Dumb Money and think they're fighting the man by holding some shares or something.

That's not what we're about, we'd much rather you go do ape stuff elsewhere.

Good luck RK, crazy fucking position, but your whole schtick and disappearance really fucked retail up and it'd be nice if you didn't leave them on a cliffhanger for the rest of the world to deprogram this time.

NOTE: This is my opinion, I consulted no other mods before posting this, yell at me if you have an issue with it."


damn looks like they are in shambles per usual.

this was my favorite part:
"Good luck RK, crazy fucking position, but your whole schtick and disappearance really fucked retail up and it'd be nice if you didn't leave them on a cliffhanger for the rest of the world to deprogram this time."

He left probably because hedgie made him leave with legal threats, or the counsel DFV sought advised him he could be fucked if he didn't remain quiet for some time. Or who knows maybe he knew it would take years and didn't want to hype fatigue the fuck out of people. Either way hedgie to the ledgie.

[Anonymous No.58561022]

>>58561003
600

[Anonymous No.58561023]

>>58561003
1xxxx

[Anonymous No.58561025]

someone make a proper thread. this one is made by a pajeet meltie

[Anonymous No.58561026]

>>58560982

I am sad and I have no hope anymore

[Anonymous No.58561028]

>>58561003
501. 1 Is drs'ed.
A few degenerate calls.
I'm so not fucking wagmi, but it's been a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.58561029]

>>58561012
4

[Anonymous No.58561030]

>>58561003
4XXX

[Anonymous No.58561032]

>>58561012

1

[Anonymous No.58561035]

>>58561003
I have somewhere between 1 and 10,000. Im going to hold to https://youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls

Good luck with the cheek clapping hedgies

[Anonymous No.58561046]

hedgies on ledgies, I fucking love it.

[Anonymous No.58561051]

>>58561012
Honestly, just 1.
most of us have been accumulating for years tho.

[Anonymous No.58561059]

>>58561046
Ken you have idk like a few hours

[Anonymous No.58561065]

>>58561035
what is happening here

[Anonymous No.58561073]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcRX2G4_pg

[Anonymous No.58561085]

MOASS CONFIRMED RED ALERT. SELLING AT $50,000

[Anonymous No.58561090]

>>58561065
hedgies practicing for the immense cheek clapping thats about to happen

[Anonymous No.58561108]

>>58561003
1

[Anonymous No.58561119]

So we can safely assume UBS is just fucking done now, lol.

So much for trying to close that position, all you fucking morons are about to get liquidated.

WW3 commences now. but it first starts in the financial sector.

[Anonymous No.58561153]

So, looks like this is it I guess

[Anonymous No.58561205]

We are about to fuck, we are going to fuck HARD

[Anonymous No.58561214]

DFV has 5 million stocks and 12 million worth of options. 17. in total. 17=Q. Plan trusters vindicated and enriched

[Anonymous No.58561226]

>>58561073
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jcRX2G4_pg

He can finally quit his teaching jobs and play Pokémon and magic cards all day every day

[Anonymous No.58561251]

>>58561226
holy shit, is this guys face made of fruit leather?

[Anonymous No.58561326]

>>58560979
I never got that thing i wanted.....from publix :(

[Anonymous No.58561331]

>>58561326
We can buy publix.

[Anonymous No.58561333]

>>58561119

Yeah, what nobody realizes is that this is the beginning of something much shittier and uglier than any of you have ever fathomed.

But I will be here with you through it all...

[Anonymous No.58561391]

>>58561333
Wealth will make the storm easier to weather.
Those that didn't jump on the ark are in trouble tho.

Joe Boden has started using illegals to vote btw.

[Anonymous No.58561422]

How long until pre market?

[Anonymous No.58561430]

>>58561422

niggers

[Anonymous No.58561442]

>>58561391

illegals cannot vote

[Anonymous No.58561520]

Bought 600k.don't hate me

[Anonymous No.58561634]

>other thread clearly the main thread
>jannies delete it so this pile of dogshit stays up
Like fucking clockwork holy shit they really do it for free dont they

[Anonymous No.58561635]

LOL
THEY DELETED THE OTHER FUCKING THREAD!!!!!
ITS TODAY!!!!

[Anonymous No.58561637]

>They pruned Aile's thread
KeK. Hedgies are MAD!

[Anonymous No.58561638]

Thank you DFV for another exit pump! I didn't sell that tuesday morning but I won't let this chance go to waste again thank you thank you I can finally exit green after three (3) years!

[Anonymous No.58561640]

>>58561638
You are going to die when they kill you to wipe out the evidence....

[Anonymous No.58561642]

Yo did hedgies post CP in the other thread? That shit got taken down... THEY SCARED

[Anonymous No.58561643]

heh
look who came crawling back
richard newton stay the FUCK out of my thread you greasy faggot

[Anonymous No.58561644]

>deleted the real thread

[Anonymous No.58561645]

still not using this thread

someone make a new one

[Anonymous No.58561648]

Red Faction Guerrilla is a great game. The OP webm shows how fun the game is.

[Anonymous No.58561649]

>>58561637
honestly, you can see, feel and even smell the butthurt. kek

[Anonymous No.58561653]

>>58561645
sure looks like you’re using it rn to seethe
just as intended kek

[Anonymous No.58561655]

It has begun
They 404 the other thread they know it's coming in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.58561657]

does nyc exchange open at 8am or 9am?
also post your depot bros

[Anonymous No.58561661]

>>58561655
comfy. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58561663]

THEY ACTUALLY DELETED A THREAD LOL

>>58561657
pre market opens in 15 minutes, opens in 5:45 hours

[Anonymous No.58561666]

>>58561663

[Anonymous No.58561669]

>>58561663
I've never fucking seen them do that before LOL
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCCCCCCCK
IN 3.5 YEARS THAT HAS NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED BEFORE
ITS FUCKING LAUNCHING IN 14 FUCKING MINUTES FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.58561671]

>>58561655
Checked.
They always tip their hand, the cowards.
Hey, check this Captcha!

[Anonymous No.58561672]

>>58561657
8 AM EST
i.e. 13 minutes

[Anonymous No.58561673]

Someone emergency bake

[Anonymous No.58561674]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeB21sTFdg
>when the price jumps up too quickly without any sell pressure and shorts start folding one after another until we moon into several 100k per share.
I'll have diamond hands and a diamond dick.

[Anonymous No.58561676]

>>58561669
>never happened before
kek newfaggots
back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.58561677]

Does anyone have an overnight bid? (Not talking about pre-market). My broker isnt showing any.

[Anonymous No.58561678]

>>58561673
Someone call Tony and make sure he’s ok

[Anonymous No.58561680]

>>58561678
>muh tony dong

[Anonymous No.58561682]

>live from tel aviv

[Anonymous No.58561683]

>>58561643
>>58561653
>>58561676
>>58561680
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.58561684]

>>58561682
Last thing I saw in the other thread before it got deleted lul

[Anonymous No.58561686]

>>58561684
Make a new thread
This is not the one

[Anonymous No.58561687]

anon makes a comment about exercising options and the thread gets nuked instantly. you see, you can't have this group buying and exercising options. that would be...ehem...a threat to our democracy.

[Anonymous No.58561689]

>>58561686
and report this one for trolling

[Anonymous No.58561690]

I'll pay state taxes but that's IT

[Anonymous No.58561693]

>>58561644
They do it for free.

[Anonymous No.58561694]

Someone please bake a new thread.

[Anonymous No.58561697]

>>58561690
>not living in a state with no income tax
are you trying to not WAGMI?

[Anonymous No.58561698]

Everyone's favorite gaunt bald potato nigger is going to have to update his most recent video with a quickness.
https://youtu.be/nd5IqMscjuI?si=_q6GGjXyyhhlqy-j
Also, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.58561699]

>>58561689
KEK
>HELP ME MODS PLEEEEEEEASE
kys yourself redditnigger

[Anonymous No.58561701]

It has begun

[Anonymous No.58561702]

how many halts today?

[Anonymous No.58561703]

this is it
today, the greatest wealth transfer in history of mankind will unfold.
im in with 333 shares. it was a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.58561704]

LETS ALL BUY OPTIONS AND EXECEECISE ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.58561706]

>>58561703
>333 shares
>literal europoor
lel

[Anonymous No.58561708]

Enough hedgies!

[Anonymous No.58561709]

T minus 2 minutes til we shit ourselves

[Anonymous No.58561710]

>>58561687
Hey, that's me! I asked about option trading.
Looking back, didn't DFV say something like:
"When I move, you move"
And we just found out that he's the call whale, not UBS.
I think he wants us to imitate him and buy calls.

[Anonymous No.58561713]

>>58561699
>>58561706
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.58561716]

Oh shit

[Anonymous No.58561717]

seriously, someone make a new thread and let this pajeet fester in his

[Anonymous No.58561718]

huh

[Anonymous No.58561721]

>>58561717
Just bug him to post his brown hand.

[Anonymous No.58561722]

no halts in premarket

[Anonymous No.58561724]

$40 instantly in premarket.

[Anonymous No.58561725]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.58561726]

>44

[Anonymous No.58561727]

lesss gooooo

[Anonymous No.58561728]

>AIIIIEEEEE JANNY SAMA PLEASE HALT IT

[Anonymous No.58561730]

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.58561732]

>>58561718
102.16% now.

[Anonymous No.58561733]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.58561734]

>>58561718
Hit refresh

[Anonymous No.58561736]

>>58561726
>47

My volume still says 0 though

[Anonymous No.58561735]

>>58561722
no fake trading with CAT

[Anonymous No.58561737]

huh.

[Anonymous No.58561738]

ITS NOT FUCKING STOPPPING HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[Anonymous No.58561739]

Thread deleted cause y'all seething baggies couldn't behave

[Anonymous No.58561741]

>"THE POOR PEOPLE ARE MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY! SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN NOW!!!!!!"

[Anonymous No.58561742]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58561744]

Ok switch threads

[Anonymous No.58561748]

>>58561717
>HALT THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
sorry faggot, no halts in pre-market

[Anonymous No.58561751]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.58561752]

>>58561748
Post hand.

[Anonymous No.58561753]

alright lads pack it up, that it for the week

[Anonymous No.58561758]

Sorry jannies you cant contain these

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's

[Anonymous No.58561769]

HOLD ON WE CLIMBING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.58561775]

we have a new thread

move

[Anonymous No.58561776]

It begins.

[Anonymous No.58561784]

>>58561737
>>58561741
>>58560877

[Anonymous No.58561793]

Why do I feel like I need to buy more

[Anonymous No.58561799]

Fucking shit I bought more when premarket opened and I'm in the red... It keeps bouncing up ever so close to breaking even then going back down...

[Anonymous No.58561802]

[Anonymous No.58561805]

Schizobros, what do we think about all this happening on planetary conjunction and 3 years 3 months and 33 days since the sneeze?

[Anonymous No.58561811]

dead cat bounce. this looks just like 2021

[Anonymous No.58561812]

>>58561805

[Anonymous No.58561814]

>>58561805
What planetary conjunction? (New moon is June 6)

[Anonymous No.58561825]

>>58561784
>>58561776
>>58561737

[Anonymous No.58561829]

>>58561814
This senpai

[Anonymous No.58561859]

SOMEONE WITH MORE REDDIT KARMA THAN ME POST THIS ON SUPERSTONK!!!
>>58561710
QUICK! BEFORE THE MARKET OPEN PROPER!

[Anonymous No.58561865]

>>58561799
Well I sold at super small loss and left in money I don't mind losing.
I wish I hadn't been sick the last few days, I would have bought last night and made a profit had I not been asleep the past few days with a fever...
It would be the one time it makes a significant move I get sick...
The first time I made 6k because I got in the day before everyone knew about it..

[Anonymous No.58561870]

>>58561865
get fucked cunt.

[Anonymous No.58561874]

>>58561811
Looks too big for a dead cat bounce and a bunch of other things are telling me it isn't. That said, it does seem like they have someone on it, dumping crazy amounts of shares strategically to kill any momentum. It makes no sense for it to dump like this when other stocks make it up to 400% like every week.
It will probably have a few more of these rallies that get killed by the hedgies or someone helping them.

[Anonymous No.58561889]

>>58561874
is that the general vibe around the office?

[Anonymous No.58561891]

>>58561870
I still have more money I could invest if it goes back up, I lost like 20 bucks.
And I left in a few shares in for moass if it happens. But I'm not risking watching a quarter of my savings half just for you.

[Anonymous No.58561896]

>>58561891
you are the average papperhand, you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.58561902]

>>58561889
Dude I wish I worked for a hedge fund...
I'm literally at my security job.
But I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to pretend I made 2 million dollars and never once experienced a red candle in my life or I'm a shill

[Anonymous No.58561907]

>>58561896
Well I still made out with a 6k profit so far. Had I taken your strategy and not sold last time I thought it was going to be moass and wasnt I would be negative.

[Anonymous No.58561911]

>>58561902
>security job
Where? Citadel Securities?
You're not blending in, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.58561920]

>>58561907
you sound like someome who studied genderstudies and is now at they/them first job as a opinionworker for a big FIC company.

[Anonymous No.58561932]

>>58561911
Lol I laughed NGL. When I get back to my patrol car I'll take a timestamped selfie.
I'm just a wagie who didn't want to lose all his money, I hope it will go back up, I still have some shares in.
Who knows maybe it went back up while I was wasting time talking to you on the shitter

[Anonymous No.58561939]

>>58561920
When I prove you wrong you're gonna have to reevaluate your shill dar.
I'm just disappointed it didn't moon. If you explain to me why these ridiculous red candles keep appearing after every rally and kill momentum other than hedgies dumping it or manipulating the stock I will recant.
I'm gonna have to talk to my coworker who just showed up though so give me like 10 minutes and I'll be back with a timestamped picture

[Anonymous No.58561948]

>>58561939
you do not blend in.
But to answer your question: https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2023-234

[Anonymous No.58561959]

Realistically can we see 70-80 dollar again today?

[Anonymous No.58561965]

>>58561865
>>58561874
>>58561891
>>58561902
>>58561907
>>58561932
>>58561939
haven't read a single word btw
even your id glows, gtfo nignig

[Anonymous No.58561968]

Imagine DFV trying to DRS on CSgo 17M shares but they reject the request because the float is already locked

[Anonymous No.58561983]

>>58561939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJzDWDBd08

[Anonymous No.58561986]

I still have no idea how stocks work. Say I've got 5k$, currently GME sits on 23$, that's 217 shares. If price goes up to 46$, I've made 100% profit?

[Anonymous No.58562027]

>>58561986
yes. You are buy 217 things worth $23. If gme is worth $46 if means the 217 things you own are worth $46 each, which means they can be sold for double what you bought them for, in essence doubling your money.

Think of them like pokemon cards that people have suddenly realized are out of print and far rarer than they previousy thought. GME is the stock version of shadowless charizard.

[Anonymous No.58562039]

>>58561911
>>58561920
There, I bet you awhile but there you go. Not a shill.
Honestly if you debunk anything I said I'm open to changing my mind

[Anonymous No.58562040]

>>58562027
thanks

[Anonymous No.58562045]

>>58562039
>posting face

[Anonymous No.58562055]

>>58562039
>>58562045
he forgot he's not on the corporate part of the internet, kek.

[Anonymous No.58562090]

I am here to OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO with my brothers.
Here I go:
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58562105]

>>58562045
>>58562055
>SO, WHO IS 4CHAN?
ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[Anonymous No.58562115]

>>58562039
You look like a little boy from Bulgaria kek.

[Anonymous No.58562153]

>>58560877
AGRS, powered by Tau Net, is leading the charge towards Decentralized AGI. Get on board or stay obsolete.

[Anonymous No.58562157]

>>58560877
i can't sleep
looks like i'll be staying up all night
this is it. this is the big one.

[Anonymous No.58562215]

>>58561829
>6 planets 4 1 stock
is Pluto also aligned, considering faggots stripped it of its planet status?

[Anonymous No.58562228]

>>58562157
see pic
>>58561687
t. eurochad

[Anonymous No.58562247]

>>58562045
>>58562055
Eh who cares, I haven't said anything I'm worried about people seeing.
>>58562115
It's funny cuz last time I posted my face in the gme thread to prove to someone who was gonna give me advice via email that I wasn't a bot, everyone was saying I looked like a gigachad. I guess angles really are everything. This time I was trying to show both the ghetto background behind me and the timestamp so my face was at an unflattering angle.

[Anonymous No.58562252]

>>58562090
not gonna ooooo until were in cash out territory

[Anonymous No.58562265]

>>58562247
>>58562039
Are you DFV?

[Anonymous No.58562266]

>>58562045
>>58562055
Now that you guys know I'm not a hedgie, but a ghetto security guard who's trying to make it, does anyone have anything to say about what I said?
It just seems to me like each time it pumps, they wait about the amount of time it takes to put in an order and then dump it.
I made money a few times where I determined there was going to be a pump and cashed in the night before, but another two times I wasn't online the night before and fomo'd in and had minor losses.

[Anonymous No.58562270]

>>58562039
He kinda cute though. May pay to use his mouth after this is over.

[Anonymous No.58562284]

>>58562265

[Anonymous No.58562292]

>>58562265
>Something something capeshit

[Anonymous No.58562298]

>>58562115
Also I'm 30 years old so I'll take this as a compliment. I do my retinol and microneedling.
>>58562270
Depends, how much we talking? Lol jk... Unless...

[Anonymous No.58562326]

>>58562298
.000000000000001 share of gme

[Anonymous No.58562338]

>>58561948
So the sec had a whistleblower turn in the naked short sellers? This is from a year ago though right?
And all I said was that they keep dumping it at strategic times to kill momentum.
I'm open to the fact moass may eventually happen, which is why I have money im willing to lose in it. I was talking about today, or rather this morning.
It will probably spike again in premarket and eventually they have to run out of shares to dump right?
That's assuming all of this isn't rigged just like the election though.

[Anonymous No.58562339]

>>58562298
>>58562270

[Anonymous No.58562344]

>>58562326
If you mean post moass .000000000001 then we may be talkin.
But I'm more of an expensive date than that as of current price :p

[Anonymous No.58562361]

>>58562338
>That's assuming all of this isn't rigged just like the election though.
are you retarded?
why do you think i posted that link? These people are convicted fraudsters.
Not once, not twice, but like 5 times per year.
For them this is just businesscost.
Also: You do not blend in.

[Anonymous No.58562369]

Why are we up in the premarket today brehs?

[Anonymous No.58562375]

>>58562369
one of keith's testies slipped out of his underwear and we could see the actual size of his balls
>they're massive

[Anonymous No.58562420]

>>58562361
Bruh I literally posted my face and you could see my patrol cars lights reflecting off a sign.
I want people to prove me wrong. Which all I'm even saying is that I fear hedgie manipulation.
I guess I just don't know enough about the stock market to know why they couldn't just artificially lower the price or use a myriad of methods to dump it.
Sure if people found out there would be a stock market crash as everyone took their money out, but they've taken that risk before.
If there's like citizen watchers that audit everything then id 100% believe they couldn't just fudge numbers, same as the election...
This is something a lot of people don't want to happen and may even crash the economy so I wouldn't put it past glowies or sec employees, or even stock exchange employees to do something like that.
I will continue to hold a small bag and wait for a good time to enter fully back on though.
I don't even want to spread FUDD, you guys are just making me explain my positions and few people are answering my questions except you.

[Anonymous No.58562434]

>>58562361
Originally I was just complaining. Then I got called a shill a bunch of times and felt the need to explain myself. Honestly I would've only posted that once..
It really makes me wonder about all of the people I've called shills over the years lol
I'm not even sure about anything I'm saying. I literally just complained once, got called an agent for it and reacted.
I would love if someone would say something that cured my doubt...

[Anonymous No.58562449]

>>58562434
>felt the need to explain mysel
as I said: You do not fit in here. The discussion you seek is found on reddit.

[Anonymous No.58562466]

>>58562449
I mean dude I've been on 4chan since the days of finger boxes, allyourbase, John, and lieking mudkipz.
I'm here to gauge market sentiment and occasionally learn some stuff (though I do most of my reading on investopedia.)
I just wanna escape my life as a wagie with no house and the occasional meaningless hookup but no wife.

[Anonymous No.58562478]

>>58562466
>these fucking blogposts
He's right. You belong on reddit.

[Anonymous No.58562480]

>>58561003
A measly 380 at an average of 29,32 dollars.

[Anonymous No.58562485]

https://www.etoro.com/markets/gme
is this the stock to buy ?
in how many fucking hours/minute we can trade?
how much multipliers are we looking for
i'm a fucking retard who don't know shit help an anon out frens
https://www.etoro.com/markets/gme.ext
and what is this ? the same stock ?
I don't own GME currently what should i fucking do

[Anonymous No.58562494]

>>58562480
christ, this really is a shill trade trying to sniff out holders kek lmao

[Anonymous No.58562500]

>>58562485
They won't, they'll just shit on you lol
I've never experienced this before in the gme threads or even /biz/ as a whole Maybe they are shills trying to scare people away lol

[Anonymous No.58562504]

Jim Cramer is having a meltdown on X

[Anonymous No.58562505]

>>58562500
bro explain to me I'm a eurocuck and I don't understand any of what is happening

[Anonymous No.58562508]

>>58562505
you're too late
you had 3 years

[CLINT No.58562510]

I can not wait for all hell to break loose at open

[Anonymous No.58562537]

>price fluctuating by $3 every second

Woof

[Anonymous No.58562563]

>wake up
>see my +100% GME alarm triggered
>see DFV posted position on SS
>reddit WSB mods permabanning anything related to GME at the speed of the fictional Auschwitz ovens burning 10 people in 15 minutes 24/7/365
>(((connection error))) for 30 minutes in trying to post here
>see other retards still using Robbinghood complaining that they turned off the buy button again
IS IT TODAY BROS?

[Anonymous No.58562568]

Bros am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.58562592]

>>58562466
>I’ve been here since 1982
Wow I trust you now tell me when I should sell

[Anonymous No.58562599]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58562605]

Remember: no dates, only up. Could be today, could be tomorrow, but it will happen.

[Anonymous No.58562610]

mutts exchange opens at 9:30am or 8:30 am ???????????

[Anonymous No.58562613]

>>58562610
4 more minutes whooo GET READY!!!!

[Anonymous No.58562616]

>>58562605
Brokers are already stopping buys. The craze is back on

[Anonymous No.58562617]

>>58562610
>>58562613
absolute state of shill threads baka

[Anonymous No.58562619]

>>58562599
Chequed

[Anonymous No.58562650]

>>58562592
Right now. And then use your winnings to buy an HD camera to post bhole pix plox and ty

[Anonymous No.58562656]

>>58562617
Oh dear. Thanks for point me to the correct thread. See you there!

[Anonymous No.58562662]

>>58562650
No thanks but you did a good job for your first day I’m sure an anon has already triangulated your exact location sleep tight :)

[Anonymous No.58562666]

Nobody talking about the elephant in the room?

DFV didn’t DRS his shares….

[Anonymous No.58562687]

>>58562666
Is this the new fud?

[Anonymous No.58562688]

>important person says they have stock
>stock explodes in value

at what point is this not manipulation? if a hyper rich celeb wants free money they can just tweet 'i am buying GME'

[Anonymous No.58562697]

>>58562688
So should wealthy and influential people keep their trades hidden from the public? Just asking, I'm not Nancy Pelosi or anything.

[Anonymous No.58562702]

>>58562688
"JP Morgan sets NVDA price target to $1200"
*NVDA rips*

not the same?

[Anonymous No.58562707]

>>58562688
>important market makers and hedgefunds openly naked short stock
>stock drops in value
>then stock goes up in value because the business direction is changing has zero debt, 2bil in cash and a dedicated board with dedicated investors

Is this market manipulation?

[Anonymous No.58562719]

>58562666
Drs isn't needed to make it, it is just one (of many) potential catalysts to moass
Although I should stress that dfv is a high profile figure, his broker wouldn't dare fuck with his shares.
The rest of us aren't special, so it's possible to get broker rugpulled if you're not drs'd

[Anonymous No.58562736]

>>58562662
Okay lol they'll find a random white dude in the hood. If they really want to risk death or prison over someone who's new to trading feeling doubt about a stock that's on them...
I wished for months that someone who was unhinged or suicidal would visit a certain sheriff who's name I won't mention and it never happened, so it someone came after me id be more impressed than anything.

[Anonymous No.58562744]

HIS FRIEND IS LE DEAD
>>58560877

[Anonymous No.58562747]

>>58562736
now he's in the office.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.58562749]

>>58561119

thoughts on shorting UBS? downside is pretty limited if you're wrong

[Anonymous No.58562761]

>>58562736
>I wish a man would come visit me
Happy pride month I guess?

[Anonymous No.58562766]

Is it too late to buy? Can I WAGMI with only 3 shares?

[Anonymous No.58562775]

>>58562707
>then stock goes up in value because the business direction is changing has zero debt, 2bil in cash and a dedicated board with dedicated investors

anon you know damn well gamestop's performance as a company has ZERO bearing on its stock price. who tf wants to invest in a brick and mortar videogame company in the age of digital distribution?

[Anonymous No.58562778]

I have 34 shares, 20 of which would be taxed. This needs to go to 50k a share or I am COOKED

[Anonymous No.58562787]

I just bought 3 shares in premarket. Very strange.

[Anonymous No.58562788]

>>58562747
I switched from my phone data to wifi.
I'm honestly getting bored of this.
I literally posted a pic with timestamp that proved I wasn't a shill I just voiced a doubt I had. I hope it goes up. I have a few shares and will be trying to get back in.
It's crazy even the slightest bit of self doubt here will get you called a shill.

[Anonymous No.58562801]

>>58562775
Well those companies steal your games so that's a reason.

[Anonymous No.58562815]

>>58562788
do you think shill is a term that only includes indians?

[Anonymous No.58562816]

>>58562801
>Well those companies steal your games

no one outside of /v/ cries about this

[Anonymous No.58562833]

What price should I buy GME puts?

[Anonymous No.58562856]

>>58562775
Dawg have u not been paying attention. Gameshire stopaway literally isn’t a meme

[Anonymous No.58562868]

Can't wait for another generation of generational bagholders to be born.

[Anonymous No.58562872]

>31 million premarket volume

[Anonymous No.58562878]

>falling for the obvious pump and dump for a third time
Remember, don’t sell the top. You’ve got to baghold all the way down or Gill wont know you love him while he takes all your money

[Anonymous No.58562897]

>>58562878
cry harder rankesh

[Anonymous No.58562981]

went to check the value of my calls and fucking everything froze frame 1 lol, today's gonna be either fun or extremely lame

[Anonymous No.58562992]

Halted were dumping bros.. closing price prediction $20.58

[Anonymous No.58563029]

>>58562992
I'll just buy more, simple as

[Anonymous No.58563141]

so uh we're not moving anywhere. Do I have to wait for afterhours again before another 3x

[Anonymous No.58563155]

WTF just happened to BRK.A?

[Anonymous No.58563173]

>>58563141
>another 3x
No, people realized it was another nothingburger like the other week when Gill tweeted. He or RC have probably just sold a few mil and will wait for it to drop below $20 before doing something again.

[Anonymous No.58563176]

>>58563155
yeah I just got pinged and I don't see any news talking about yet

[Anonymous No.58563220]

>>58563176

[Anonymous No.58563267]

>>58563176
They fell off fr fr

[Anonymous No.58563337]

guys what the fuck?
Warren Buffet should have sold KEK.
I think the world is about to come to an end.

[Anonymous No.58563438]

>>58563337
All that money being transfered to GME

[Anonymous No.58563439]

Over/under how long Berky is going to be halted? We're at 30 mins
I'm guessing by 12 EST it'll resume

[Anonymous No.58563449]

>>58563155
i bought

[Anonymous No.58563488]

>>58563449

[Anonymous No.58563506]

>>58560877
>GME opens at $40, up from the $23 and change close Friday
>UHHH TECHNICAL ERROR
>QUICK QUICK SHUT IT DOWN IT'S WARREN BUFFET EVERYTHING IS FINE
Sure sure this isn't a fucking conspiracy to keep me poor and my fren homeless or anything

[Anonymous No.58563753]

>>58563449
Post pic

[Anonymous No.58563781]

>>58563753
Now is not the time or place to be asking for nude pictures anon

[Anonymous No.58563846]

>>58563781
kek'd

[Anonymous No.58564258]

Wasn't there DD about berkshire hathaway being used as a backstop against GME?

[Anonymous No.58564334]

ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.58564382]

So they're probably gonna blame this Berkshire/GME shit on Russia huh?

Guess I'm a tovarich now

[Anonymous No.58564419]

Fuck the hedgies
Fuck the bankers
Fuck chinks
Fuck spics
Fuck niggers
And fuck you!

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.58564421]

Lmao they big mad >>58564044

[Anonymous No.58564444]

>>58563337
I'm not selling until BRKA and GME prices switch places

[Anonymous No.58564471]

>>58564444
It is foretold, divine protection

[Anonymous No.58564475]

Do you Bridge and Tunnel Mediocrity MotherFuckers think this is a MotherFucking game? We ain't playing no more. We want our Fucking money! No more Mr. Nice Guy!

You Fuckers have some equity that belong to us! And we coming to Fucking collect it because you just ordered up that Shit!

[Anonymous No.58564488]

Where did all the jeets go? Every thread had 30 minutes before someone responded. Is 4chan just dead as hell and the bots had to go somewhere else real quick or what

[Anonymous No.58564490]

>>58564444
>1 GME for 600k
a bit low, don't you think? The way these hedgies stands the entire Western World economy is tied to GME. It's literally the ETF to end all ETFs

[Anonymous No.58564535]

>>58562563
soon brother. Satan still has a few tricks up his sleeve

[Anonymous No.58564541]

When moass

[Anonymous No.58564556]

>>58564541
You saw Berkshire go from 600k to $200? That was to prevent it.
Now they have a fresh warchest to pay their interest in to keep their options open.

Just wait for the money to run out again

[Anonymous No.58564557]

>>58564490
the real question is will Jim Cramer actually suck a horse cock on live tv when it hits $1000?

[Anonymous No.58564571]

https://x.com/HugoMartingale/status/1797642368746959102?t=Xa0GNPyNjTiiEqKzFbhzCw&s=19

[Anonymous No.58564582]

>>58564541
never. moass was bs to keep the baggies from selling.

[Anonymous No.58564586]

Ryan Cohen surpassed Warren Buffet in net worth today

[Anonymous No.58564684]

>>58564556
I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.58564823]

Liver punch by KEITH GILL, what's the MOVE
I've been supplementing BEEF PILLS, not the JUICE
Still alive on a DEEP HILL, on RECLUSE
Sent the message, HEATH PILLED, cuz the jokes on YOU

One-punch, two-punch, then the TEETH SPILLED
Line it up for the third, motha-FUCK the WEAK SHILLS
Slaughterhouse gang gang, chop the guts, MEAT SPILLED
Ledgies on my candy shop, call that treat a SWEET KILL

~ye-bot

[Anonymous No.58564837]

>they cancelled my BRK-A orders
>just bought more GME instead
Kek

[Anonymous No.58564884]

>>58564823
Welcome the fuck back, Ye-bot!

[Anonymous No.58564927]

Everything in the market has not been successfully fixed! The glitches have been corrected and steps have been put in place to ensure they do not occur again.

My understanding is there will be no prosecutions for folks that were illegally trying to place market orders of Berk Class A during the technical issues, that it will be a clean state as long as you don't try that Shit again.

[Anonymous No.58564958]

>>58564884
Good to be back. While the shills screeched like sirens, I studied the blade

[Anonymous No.58564989]

Man these threads used to move at the speed of light

[Anonymous No.58565156]

>>58564989
Enthusiasm for GME is mostly dead. Most of the activity that occurs now with this Fucking stock is Hedgies taking shots at other Hedgies.

[Anonymous No.58565255]

what if hedgies are testing induced glitches and how long they take to correct in the event of a big squeeze? I dont like the idea that they can outright halt a single stock based on a nebulous and sketchy ‘error’. todays error happened to be in a stock with a huge price per share, as if to test the potential for a stock moving in the opposite direction someday

[Anonymous No.58565295]

>>58565255
Checked, snipped.

[Anonymous No.58565313]

>>58560877
.

[Anonymous No.58565349]

That was the MOASS wasn’t it?

[Anonymous No.58565352]

GME is going to 100 this week, isn't it

[Anonymous No.58565360]

>>58565352
100k

[Anonymous No.58565368]

why are we crabbing at 30 bucks.
how are they doing this?
how did the price drop from 45 pre market to 30

[Anonymous No.58565382]

>>58565368

jews

[Anonymous No.58565388]

>>58565368
they scrambled for new people to take a short position or for exisiting shorts to dig themselves deeper. totally fine by me, more money to take in the end

[Anonymous No.58565405]

>>58565368
This is what gets me the most. Sure you always have some buying and selling and probably the percentage of 'eternal shorts' is not as high as some predict, but looking at 3 years of shorting this must have built up like crazy. Back in '21 it was 226% FF and 95% out that was shorted. This number has to be bigger now by a significant margin.

[Anonymous No.58565408]

Nice robinhood filled my 1 share of Berkshire at 200 dollars

[Anonymous No.58565419]

>>58565408

bullshit

[Anonymous No.58565422]

>>58565368
Tell your grandma to kiss her retirement fund goodbye. Those "low risk equity swaps" that her broker piled into her retirement basket because of the enticing interest rate are going to nuke her retirement savings.

[Anonymous No.58565438]

>>58564444
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.58565445]

Billions per share is not a meme.
LMAO hedgetards

[Anonymous No.58565472]

Baggies lose yet again. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.58565504]

>>58565368
Some fuckery went on with the “glitch” today 100%

[Anonymous No.58565520]

>>58565504
It happened to other stocks as well. Nothing to see here.

[Anonymous No.58565539]

>>58565520
>>58565472
I wish I got paid to post retarded nonsense in a guatemalen gold panning forum

[Anonymous No.58565547]

AH is gonna be insane we'll see it reach $100 and then tomorrow the MOASS begins
source:

[Anonymous No.58565553]

welcome back to the real thread baggots and faggots

[Anonymous No.58565579]

>>58561035
I want to see a japanese person's reaction to this webm.

[Anonymous No.58565725]

>>58565539
I would just highlighting the absurdity of the response you got from the news outlets.

[Anonymous No.58565756]

Anyone else swing trade today? Made a little over 8% through the middle of the day.

[Anonymous No.58565768]

>>58565756
no you didn't

[Anonymous No.58566691]

faggot

[Anonymous No.58568265]

>>58561655
What? Anon there are 4 fucking threads up.