/GME/ - Comfy (2hu) Tuesday Late Night Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.58540831]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>58539492

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.58540837]

>>58540831
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.199 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory

DRS & Computershare
>~75.3 (18.825) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 20, 2024,
>~75.4 (18.85) by Nov. 30, 2023, ~75.4 by Aug. 31, ~76.6 by Jun. 1, ~76.0 (19.0) by Mar. 22 Vs Cede & Co
>
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 431.239B, 79P = 5.459B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 417.836B, 71P = 5.885B per (roughly)

>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Q3 23/FY23 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/20371/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>2024 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20456/html
Annual meeting Jun 13th
>798 pg SEC doc confessions of FIs/MMs/HFs/DCEs/Swaps Counterparties etc on short selling transparency
sec.gov/comments/s7-11-23/s71123-typec.pdf

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>Legacy links
wallet.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
https://www.gmedd.com/report-model (Nov 2021)
>Use archives
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.58540857]

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.58540859]

>shill thread doublebaker
real thread is here frens
>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.58540864]

>>58540859
This is the correct trip tho

[Anonymous No.58540876]

Place your bets.

While the Wu-Tang LAN Party brings the ruckus with the code inspected from thealbum.com, Toyniggers just got a 10:1 reverse split and entered a transformation period. Glass Them From Orbit is the crowd favorite theory but perhaps it is no longer just a theory. Meanwhile Absolute Unit beat down the bathniggers and warranties though the bathniggers say they are the units. Atom CATs are napping and the original wedge ends soon. The Leviathan continues to buy calls.

Why did they think Wu-Tang Clan was something to fuck wit? Find out next time on GME Z.

As always sneed politicsniggers.

Contenders:
Atom CATs
>Lights turn on at the end of the month and all the chicanery is exposed in real time.

Revenge of the Bathniggers
>Plan administrator claws back everything due to proven fraud, bondnigger gets his due, RC gets Baby, bathniggers get cash and new equity (GME from new offering or some kind of unit), shortniggers must buy to deliver.

Warranted Dead or Alive
>Shareholders of record receive warrants (special call options) as a sort of dividend. RC and the big investors exercise their warrants which reduces supply. GME makes billions from selling new shares through warrants. Shortniggers have to buy warrants from shareholders of record at a price those shareholders demand.

Wedged into the Ledge
>Pee-pee-poo-poo indicators show line go up soon.

Absolute Unit
>GME shares are exchanged for new units (possibly on tZero) representing ownership of a basket of securities. Other companies (formerly towels) may receive a similar arrangement and be given the same units.

The Leviathan
>Someone bought a lot of calls. Crowd favorite is UBS. All theories entertained.

Dark Horse:
Wu-Tang LAN Party
>NFT dividend of rare Wu-Tang Clan album.

Blast from the Past
>LEGO Bionicle x Gamestop M&A with G3 Bionicles released for shareholders and LEGO Fortnite Bionicle skin NFT dividend.
>Toys'R'Us and/or Blockbuster M&A

Glass them from orbit:
>All of them, simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.58540881]

>>58540876
nobody cares about your fan fiction flat tranny

[Anonymous No.58540883]

>>58539976
Can't lose with the Kansas City shuffle

[Anonymous No.58540901]

thanks baker, wagmi

[Anonymous No.58540905]

Hate you split thread faggots so much. Just let baker bake

[Anonymous No.58540913]

>>58540831
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 13th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
IBKR
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
>RH
Schwab

[Anonymous No.58540920]

Welp, 30 here. My parents died. No siblings. They were good eggs who loved me very much. They never owned a home or did any investing themselves beyond passive retirement account accumulation, but they also never shot down my ideas or made me feel dumb. They wanted better for me and encouraged me everyday. That said after the tax situation I’ll probably be moving a little retirement half milly into gme. I’m a wagie whose greatest amount of money up to this point was the 85k I already have in gme. I will most likely anonymously fund various philanthropic ventures that my mother would’ve wanted to see done with the couple of shares that I’ll sell. Am I retarded and emotional or is this the Lords work?

[Anonymous No.58540938]

>>58540831
>>58540837
Bless the baker

[Anonymous No.58540966]

>>58540920
It sounds like your parents loved you and now you're set for MOASS. Do it for them. F.

Mine FUDded the thesis and told me to sell like Todds.

[Anonymous No.58540978]

I only buy bitcoin and GME

[Anonymous No.58540985]

>>58540920
>parents raise retard who put their lifes work into the hands of a balding trustfund manlet jew's video game store company stock on the advice of schizophrenic niggers on reddit
your parents are faggots that somehow raised an even bigger faggot
kudos to them and may they rest in piss

[Anonymous No.58540995]

>>58540920
sorry for your loss anon, you'll be in my prayer intentions tonight.

[Anonymous No.58541009]

>Famous investor Warren Buffett took advantage of loss carryforwards with his purchase of Berkshire Hathaway in 1965, and today investors can use knowledge of NOLs deductions to identify companies that are poised to unlock higher free cash flows in upcoming years.

>Berkshire synonymous with great wealth and success, and it all started with some shrewd investment and “extraction” of early cash flows partly through net operating loss carryforwards.

>“And it turns out that the 1964 balance sheet was in effect missing an important hidden financial asset in terms of available past losses that could be used to eliminate substantial future income taxes. Subsequently, Berkshire did make substantial profits in 1965 and 1966 that benefited greatly from a lack of income taxes.”

>In the years to follow, Berkshire posted great earnings. In 1965, the first year since purchase, Berkshire posted around a $4.00 EPS with zero income tax paid!

This is why BBBY / DK Butterfly makes shills seethe. Ryan Cohen challenged Warren Buffett to a thumb war. He's going to get the GME holding company started by acquiring BBBY / DK Butterfly to take advantage of the billions of dollars in NOLs, just as Warren Buffet did when he got started. Again, in order to do so, previous shareholders must be preserved.

Gameshire Bathaway will be born soon and we're gonna WAGMI so hard.

New World Order has been replaced.

All aboard the New WAGMI Order. Choo, choo.

You will own shares in the greatest company of all time and you will be happy!

P.S. Hope your all unvaxxed

[Anonymous No.58541011]

At what point during the sage did you realize that the MOASS was really actually going to happen?

[Anonymous No.58541020]

>>58541011
When Tricia Rothschild ordered the buy button for GME to be shut down and Position Close Only, when Congress tried to paint DFV as the bad guy, when the SEC clowned retail investors and did fuck all to prosecute the brokerage collusion to manipulate the stock

[Anonymous No.58541022]

>>58540966
Checked. Thanks man.
>>58540985
Lol sounds about right
>>58540995
Appreciate it and back to you fren

[Anonymous No.58541023]

>>58541011
Been holding since ‘21. May 2nd/ may 3rd was when it hit me that this is it. Everything since those 2 days has been insane

[Anonymous No.58541033]

>>58541023
About this. Something clicked with the return of DFV and yoy profitability. I’ve been holding since the sneeze and I’m also a towel schizo so I’ve been in the shit for awhile. I had a vague sense it would all work out but seeing the pieces slowly come together for real is pretty fucking fascinating.

[Anonymous No.58541042]

The moment they shut down the buy button they activated my spite. I want them in jail before I even think about selling for no less than 7 figures a share.

[Anonymous No.58541094]

>threadsplitter is back
Let me guess, are we going to have another Logonigger spergout?

[Anonymous No.58541107]

Have I introduced you to 23 month cycle theory?

[Anonymous No.58541118]

whats going on bros.
is this the rough sea before the clouds dissapear and the sun starts shining?
wagmi

[Anonymous No.58541117]

>>58541020
I was there in January 21. I had no idea what was going on and I saw a thread about it on pol about some guy begging for people to buy gme at 30 bucks a share before the run up. Read it, I didn't know anything too much about stocks at the time. Thought it seemed kinda risky and saw the price spikes the following day. Thought I missed out. Then I Decided to buy amc(lmfao) to try to get the second most shorted stock and it temporarily worked. Doubled my money. Made like 500 bucks and Thought I was the wold on wallstreet at the time. Read minimal dd but knew they had to close. Then they halted the buy button. I knew something wasn't right and the stock crashed. I knew that they pulled some Jewish tricks. At the time I thought all was lost and the jews could pull tricks that I couldn't conceive of and somehow be able to get out of the short position. I began to start to see posts regarding the moass, and still thought gme was a risky play back then at $40, thought the jews could get out of it. Once I saw the price rise in February I knew immediately that they couldn't get out of the position. The rest was history. But this month I'm aware that the moass actually is 2 weeks away. It's a really calming yet kind of anxious feeling that I want this over with. I'm ready to move on, I've been obsessed with gme far too long. I'm ready to disconnect from society and live a natural lifestyle with a wife and kids on a farm somewhere, not infront of a computer or infront of traffic.holding gme does take a toll on your thought process.

[Anonymous No.58541125]

>>58541118
It's the Euro price normalizing to the American actually, 21.85 eros is $23.70

[Anonymous No.58541126]

>>58540831
wagmi

[Anonymous No.58541144]

>>58541117
>holding gme does take a toll on your thought process.

I know it’s the same for me too bro. But imagine how Kenny and the shorties have been feeling the past 3 years. Wild to think about. We’re all hoping to get rich while they’re hoping to stay out of jail and bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.58541172]

Hodling GME is effortless for me. I'd probably end up spending the money on dumb shit otherwise. But now every spare dollar is the next step to another share.

[Anonymous No.58541199]

>>58541172
for me, I already have all the dumb shit. GME is the only thing I want now.

[Anonymous No.58541203]

>>58540831
Threadsplitting again? Where is the GameStop logo? We really need something to show the BBBaggies that this is the GAMESTOP thread and that forum sliding about the towel distraction won't be tolerated. Without the GameStop logo prominently displayed, this might as well be the /meme/ stock general...

[Anonymous No.58541209]

>>58540985
You seem upset. You should learn to let go.

[Anonymous No.58541252]

>>58541172
It's effortless, but anything outside of gme feels completely pointless. Like I feel like it's pointless to go chase a career or work in the rat race. I guess I no longer feel the pressure to preform.

[Anonymous No.58541259]

Short volume returning to sneeze levels.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1d33z0h/short_volume_skyrocketing/

[Anonymous No.58541277]

>>58541259
Makes sense, the share offering is completed.

[Anonymous No.58541336]

>>58540876
everyone cares about your fan facts oppai chad

[Anonymous No.58541357]

somthing somthing buy the rumor

[Anonymous No.58541396]

>>58540876
>>58540876
CAT isn't going to show shit. There was a proposed amendment for "bonafide marketmaker" exceptions to reported but the proposal was rejected. CAT is going to show up and everyone is going to be hurrr durrr why no chicanery? Then somebody will look back and be like... wait... both senate and the house of representatives in the 118th congress 2d session, voted against the amendment that would have exposed their corruption?! GRRRR SO WE HAD OUR TITS JACKED FOR CAT BUT EVER SINCE APRIL IT WAS NEVER GOING TO SHOW BONAFIDE MARKETMAKER EXCEPTIONS?! THE VEHICLE BY WITCH THEY ESCHEW REGULATIONS?! SHOVE A BANANA UP MY ASS AND CALL ME AN APE.

[Anonymous No.58541408]

>>58540857
oh shit the real squeeze was toys r us all along

[Anonymous No.58541454]

>makes meltdownies shit their pants with minimal effort
How does he do it?

[Anonymous No.58541542]

>>58541199
Checked. Nice.
>>58541252
You are already free mentally. MOASS will free you physically.

[Anonymous No.58541547]

Well it's sure is looking like things are shaping up for the moass. Anyone have a post moass guide or plan? I don't want to transfer or sell some shares and have the cash in bank that will fail

[Anonymous No.58541556]

We WAGMI tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58541558]

>>58541556
>Off by one

[Anonymous No.58541576]

>>58541547
No fucking clue. Maybe open up an account at a credit union? And get a CPA and a tax guy ASAP.

[Anonymous No.58541585]

>>58541454
Because he is more bold in his antics, and also because shills have been instructed to sow division between bbby and gme holders, it is a tale as old as time, divide and conquer a social movement can cause communities to become disrupted.

Pulte has been on theppshow.
Larry cheng (current gme board member) has also been on theppshow.

Shills wiggle and squirm at this information. Also RC tried buying bbby for 400million AFTER he sold his shares in august 2022 and he made his offer only some months later.

Shills in shambles, caught in brambles.

[Anonymous No.58541588]

>>58541585
I for one welcome our BBBeloved overlords

[Anonymous No.58541595]

>>58541547
I plan to transfer it between multiple brokers, banks and credit unions so that even if they all implode somehow I get the FDIC insurance from each and still be well off. More importantly I plan to funnel some into assets as fast as I can. House, car, a bit of internet money, shiney metal, paper cash in a safe. Basically everything with some value, diversified as much as possible to withstand any harsh weather.

There's also the immediate issues of registering as a large trader and getting an attorney and a tax guy to sort out all the initial paperwork bullshit this will inevitably require. They'll be someone far away from a big business that deals with hundreds of clients a day and won't remember my face or name once I walk out of the office. After that I tell every fuck who crawls out of the woodwork and asks to handle my finances to shove 40 feet of barbed wire up ass. Not a single one of them is coming within 100 feet of these winnings after what I've seen in this stock market.

The only people who should know exactly what happened and what you made should be the people doing the legal paperwork. You tell those who absolutely need to know such as direct family who's retirement you plan to fund what actually happened, and you lie about how much you actually made to something like 4-5 million. You tell everyone else you plan to interact with often that you do remote consulting work and make 130K a year, and that you were lucky enough to make a nice 50K off of that fancy gamestop stock. If you tell everyone you're a billionaire they'll never leave you alone and you'll lose friends and family over it. If you try to hide it you'll need to practically isolate yourself and never be able to use that immense wealth for anything nice or fun. If you just tell people you're normal doctor/lawyer tier rich they won't harass you for handouts but also won't question where all the money is coming from and how you always pick up the tab when you go out with them.

[Anonymous No.58541601]

I wonder if Ryan Cohen has thought about doing literally anything with that video game retailer he bought a few years ago?

[Anonymous No.58541611]

>>58541588
Checked and I know I will be a kind ruler

[Anonymous No.58541615]

>>58541611
>His shorts: Gone
You rule nothing, old faggot.

[Anonymous No.58541619]

It is impressive how close meltdownies get to realization before the cognitive dissonance kicks in

[Anonymous No.58541630]

Digits is percent chance of moass today, we're all gonna wagmi so fucking hard it's unreal

[Anonymous No.58541648]

>>58541630
>58541630%
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.58541687]

moass is now

[Anonymous No.58541700]

>>58541595
That gif, what is it from? Name please

[Anonymous No.58541709]

Here's what I believe is the most likely scenario... Pleasr has clearly been following this saga very closely. If there is no actual collaboration with GameStop, that wouldn't stop them from giving the album to GME holders. The publicity would be great for them. So they build a site that checks for GME in your brokerage and if you hold GME you can listen to the album. They may even record individual listeners/hodlers. But that isn't a dividend. It doesn't force shorts to try to listen to the album. More of an opt in type of deal.

[Anonymous No.58541732]

>>58541709
That isn't how clown world honks brother

[Anonymous No.58541734]

kek short baggie

[Anonymous No.58541738]

How do you even begin to inform a friend or family member what is about to transpire without sounding like a absolute FUCKING LUNATIC?
I feel as if there is over like 3 years worth of things and inside jokes to digest
After all this time, I feel numb enough not to even give a fuck anymore
It goes to literal infinity? Good it's like mother fucking GameShark code in all my games that I've played with 99999999999999988888+ money
In a way I hope it doesn't go to infinity that attracts way too much unwanted attention so to speak but I don't want to price anchor either if all the DD is actually solid and it is.....
This could very well be the greatest happening in all of human history....

[Anonymous No.58541742]

>>58541700
Noragami

[Anonymous No.58541750]

>>58541742
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.58541753]

>>58541738
There's just to much to explain, I think Donald Trump explains it simple and easiest
>"I am a business man, doing business things"

[Anonymous No.58541754]

>>58541738
>This could very well be the greatest happening in all of human history....
Ok, first of all get real.
It's just stock market bullshit. It might change the world's economic conditions, if SHTF, but most people live their lives without knowing the first thing about the stock market. Even nowadays, there are people that have never bought or sold a single share or crypto.
This isn't as big as you think, it's just money, there aren't the barbarians at the gates, Constantinoples isn't falling.
It will be a personally big event for all of us, but that's just a good investment, not the Second Coming.
Now, in this perspective, you might be able to explain it to family and friends. It's a good deal, and it might be way bigger than expected.

[Anonymous No.58541767]

>>58541754
>This isn't as big as you think
Wrong
>it's just money
Wrong
>there aren't the barbarians at the gates
Wrong
>Constantinoples isn't falling.
Wrong

[Anonymous No.58541772]

>>58541767
Well, how would you explain that to normies?
Just go with the more sedate story, and they'll understand it and get in, if you go full cult you'll just alienate them.

[Anonymous No.58541789]

>>58541772
Normally I'd tell them to eat a dick and to go fuck themselves
Which is what they end up doing with or without input.....
That's why there normies completely and utterly oblivious as what's about to take place
If you know you know
And that is that lol
There is no explaining it without literally breaking out the projector screen and just showing everything from start to finish
It'll take literal months of slides and screenshots and videos to make them even grasp a tiny portion of what's going on....

[Anonymous No.58541792]

>>58541789
You need a full hour alone to explain the intro of Ryan and DFV

[Anonymous No.58541830]

>>58541772
Nobody cares sanjay

[Anonymous No.58541833]

>>58541789
>>58541792
OR you could say it's an hostile takeover of a failing company, that's getting turned around, 2 billions in the bank, profits getting better year upon year, and going green.
Then they'll be blindsided by the moass, but at least they'll be in.

[Anonymous No.58541837]

Lots of interesting things are going to happen/take effect in June so it could be moona in Joona after all.

[Anonymous No.58541894]

kek dumbfuck baggies

[Anonymous No.58541926]

RYAN DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.58541930]

>>58541894
Good morning sar!

[Anonymous No.58541934]

Where are the ooooos? I was promised ooooos.

[Anonymous No.58541935]

It's wild to see how much astroturfing the yids are doing across this site these days. Turns out I wasn't schizo all along, just an empath nooticer.

[Anonymous No.58541982]

1. Stocks + Derivatives simultaneously
2. Bonds
3. FX
4. Commodities + PMs simultaneously
5. Real Estate
6. Crypto

This will be the order of collapse. Due to the derivatives bubble popping, while infinite fiat is being printed. Relative cost to pre-MOASS values will go down sharply while GME holders are printed infinite tendies.

This is the timeline you chose.

[Anonymous No.58541989]

>>58541837
>moona in Joona after all
soona Yil anon

[Anonymous No.58541993]

2 more months??!! They must be larping??? Fuck PleasrDao

[Anonymous No.58541992]

>>58541989
that's all because we like to sing-a

[Anonymous No.58542005]

>>58541993
I'm not buying this PleasrDao shit.

[Anonymous No.58542008]

>>58541993
I’m getting so bored. My hyperfixation can’t last this long

[Anonymous No.58542011]

>>58542005
I hate rap and it's not music

[Anonymous No.58542014]

>>58542008
I go through periods when I don't check /biz or gme price for weeks.

[Anonymous No.58542015]

>>58542011
Boomer!
It’s not about the music, it’s about sending a message
>by music

[Anonymous No.58542018]

>>58542014
A good portion have done that for the last 2 years

[Anonymous No.58542028]

>>58542018
If we ever enter the Moass the media will immediately start shidding and farding, and felching. Like last week.

[Anonymous No.58542040]

>>58542015
RZA seems to only exist now for when the script calls for a black guy and they know he can show up on time.

[Anonymous No.58542043]

I guess I can appreciate the fact that the demographic that mostly buys AMC won't get the nigger worship token divvy.

[Anonymous No.58542047]

>>58542043
That is peak honk. I can visualise AA now
>we don’t have wu tang…. We do have bad boys 4 though!

[Anonymous No.58542056]

>red again
>it’ll definitely go to phone numbers this time
Bitch baggies can’t stop losing, shills are SICK of winning

[Anonymous No.58542057]

Yesterday I was driving in Appalachia and I drove past an Amish girl outside sitting on a chair playing an accordion in her yard. Peak America, after Moass we will return to that way of life.

[Anonymous No.58542064]

>>58542057
>my MOASS dream is to see out a window
Kek bitch baggies such tiny lives. Wagie wagie back in the cagie, you ain’t paid to daydream

[Anonymous No.58542072]

Lots of hype and theories now, as well as a lot of noise. I'm amazed that not even one of you plane triangulating hacker 4channers have been able to figure out the gameplan. Ryan Cohen runs a tight ship. Something is happening though, I feel it coming

[Anonymous No.58542078]

>>58542072
>4channers

[Anonymous No.58542081]

The shills are afraid of European culture. The shills fear a culture in which white children play instruments on their family's generational land. The shills fear the nuclear family. That's what Moass will bring back. European descendants owning land staying married and having blue eyed children. Shills are racist.

[Anonymous No.58542085]

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.58542089]

>Here I go selling things I don't own again, maybe it will finally work this time

[Anonymous No.58542093]

>>58542085

[Anonymous No.58542099]

>>58542081
Racist shills trying to stop little Amish girls from playing accordions.

[Anonymous No.58542103]

Drop it to 0.01 fucking cent
I will cosmos giga slurp

[Anonymous No.58542111]

[Anonymous No.58542115]

>>58542103
Setting gigga slurp to one cent.

[Anonymous No.58542121]

yahoo finance acting up for anyone else? cant pull up the chart

[Anonymous No.58542122]

>>58542111
Checked. Wu-Tang timeline.

[Anonymous No.58542126]

>>58542115
All I eat these days is 1lb of organic 100% grass fed, grass finish RAW to spite the fucking indians
With smoked sea salt and water

Hate the shills ?
EAT ONLY RAW GRASS FED ORGANIC BEEF
IT WILL MANIFEST THE MOASS
AT LEAST 1 LB DAILY

[Anonymous No.58542139]

Hmm appears Nvidia is the most valuable company by market cap... Imagine that.

[Anonymous No.58542142]

Is this the Wu-Tang financial thread? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhUnEg0he4A

[Anonymous No.58542162]

Is CAT going live tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58542176]

>SHORT IT SHORT IT SHORT IT SHORT IT MAKE PRICE GO DOWN MAKE PRICE GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.58542182]

>>58542176
Sir, this is a Wendy's
And we have dynamic prices if you want to short our double cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.58542195]

>>58542182
YOU FORGOT THE MAYO
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CELLAR BOX TIME WENDY

[Anonymous No.58542203]

>>58542126
Crazy how you need all those labels for good quality beef while here it’s just the normal standards for beef.

[Anonymous No.58542218]

>>58542115
Pssh. Me? Well I’ll be terasloorping

[Anonymous No.58542219]

Bros…. I think Im gonna interpret the dot

[Anonymous No.58542232]

>>58542139
When I get paid next week I'm buying some. A 10-1 split is too good to pass up.

[Anonymous No.58542237]

>58542232

[Anonymous No.58542259]

>>58542237
Are you saying NVDA isn't worth buying? It's a good company, why wouldn't I buy some?

[Anonymous No.58542265]

We is /wutangclan/ now

[Anonymous No.58542269]

>premarket jumps
>opens lower
>premarket falls
>opens lower
Can someone explain this to me?

>58542259
go away read the fucking subject

[Anonymous No.58542273]

>YFW the premarket spikes signal the day's no-no "take it past this and we start exercising contracts" line.

[Anonymous No.58542274]

>>58542014
>>58542018
Im too autistic to not be here most days :(

[Anonymous No.58542283]

>>58542081
By the Great Spirit, you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.58542285]

>Can't even fight off the open bell pump
>WITH 45 mil extra shares to short with
LAMENTABLE.

[Anonymous No.58542294]

I DEMAND GREEN
I DEMAND OOOS
I DEMAND HEDGIES ON LEDGIES

[Anonymous No.58542301]

>>58542285
I find myself wondering yet again what they hope to accomplish by doing this. Their situation is so fucked that all they can do is keep digging it deeper and maybe make it worse for everyone else? 'one more day?'

[Anonymous No.58542305]

>>58542301
They will do anything to survive an extra day

[Anonymous No.58542312]

>>58542301
When you realise there is an algo which controls everything, no trades for GME have hit the lit exchange outside of IEX for 3 years, then you'll realise that they have no control over it either.

The only way this ends is GME issue a unit / NFT dividend. If you wanted to shake out hands just before that you would pump it to $80 hoping to get sells and dump it under the $20 to avoid exercising those calls ITM.

There is no human making decisions it's an algo using HFT/spoofing/wash sales to achieve the price they "value" the stock to be

[Anonymous No.58542324]

>>58542312
It's genuinely this way. All my buys go through BATS, XNAS, ARCX, EDGX etc and my one sell went on XNYS.

[Anonymous No.58542332]

it's nice to have some voolatility back.

[Anonymous No.58542336]

The fate of Ken Griffin's balls is too be smashed beneath my steel toed boot repeatedly. In exchange for 1 share of gme, of course.

[Anonymous No.58542348]

I'm ready Ryan. Show them no mercy.

[Anonymous No.58542352]

if this is all hands free algo driven then I dont see it accounting for spite-holding or schizo behaviors. if its human driven then it is all subject to human errors which no one is free from as much as they would like to believe. this game is won and is just a matter of sitting and waiting. After all this is over though, you better believe they will account for this behavior

[Anonymous No.58542381]

Those bastard hedgies clogged the pipes so the poompa can't get through, I need all poompa engineers and technicians onsite STAT.

[Anonymous No.58542383]

>>58542352
Even if I had the skill and knowledge to develop a trading algo I don't think I would have the absolute hubris to let is just run unsupervised, but I guess in hft clown market that is pretty much a necessity.

[Anonymous No.58542390]

Where are the shills?

[Anonymous No.58542393]

>>58542381
Thank you for your service, all brave poompa engineers and technicians deserve to be rewarded after moass

[Anonymous No.58542397]

>>58542390
They are busy clogging the pipes

[Anonymous No.58542400]

>>58542352
They never had to deal with schizo and spite. They used the media to lie to you because the Internet wasn't a thing, then it was and they didn't react and evolve with thr decentralised I formation distribution which is why they had to attack subreddits, here etc. They cannot use the usual tricks when we don't fall for them. The algo runs and they run news to cover it's moves. At no point did it have programmed what to do when we hold long term because with Ribinhood and gamification of the system means they want you to trade frequently allowing them to close their positions and skim the pennies on the dollar x 1000000 times a day. Now if someone came in like Cohen who will never sell and will pay dividends to shareholders then they are fucked. Because a forever hold is not programmed in. All it can do is test the upper and lower bounds until it breaks

[Anonymous No.58542423]

>>58542400
They never had to deal with this men with nothing left to lose and basically suicidal hodlrs that want to watch the whole world burn
I hold as many shares as I can and I will 9/11 into the financial system
I don't care if i die in the process but I'm taking it all down with me
You cannot win against this
We are all going to die together
In flames

[Anonymous No.58542424]

Funny how CS just did thr AMA where they said the plan shares were held in the DTC and at the end of the day they "marry up" what was in the beginning.

So CS admitted to lending for operational liquidity and now today, like expected millions of shares get returned to the pool, just like latest time they tallied just before earnings. Which is next week probably. I expect an announcement imminent if not tonight for the earnings date

[Anonymous No.58542455]

I ain't waiting 2 months.

TWO FUCKING MONTHS FOR AN ALBUM WHICH IS PROBABLY SHITE!

Where's my fucking money CHOBANI!!!

[CLINT No.58542468]

Look at this bullshit

[Anonymous No.58542475]

>>58542383
The thing about coders/quants is that they love "elegance". The idea of a perfect set-it-and-forget-it-and-get-your-desired-output-ad-infinitum system is orgasmic to them. Unlimited scaling from one clever notion, implemented efficaciously. So when they think they've found it, there's almost a mental wall erected to the idea that it could be flawed. They'll keep trying to code in solutions to "edge cases" rather than go back to design or refactor.

[Anonymous No.58542478]

we'll end green today. pump ah too.

[Anonymous No.58542487]

>>58542475
Sounds like a classic case of "We inherited the machine, but we don't know how to fix it."

[Anonymous No.58542491]

I’m officially financially bored

[Anonymous No.58542494]

>>58542397
>implying they use toilets

[Anonymous No.58542502]

What's left to sell Kenneth, the shirt off your back?

[Anonymous No.58542507]

Chewy is pumping

[Anonymous No.58542510]

>>58542400
>Because a forever hold is not programmed in.
Believing in commitment to long term success was not factored in.I legit believe this is why they try to stock companies with DEI ESG nitwits. Since the 'consulting' company angle got burned.

[Anonymous No.58542513]

>>58542507
i don't invest in companies with jeet ceos. that simple.

[Anonymous No.58542515]

>>58542507
Not the only thing that's pumping.

(I'm pumping your mother).

[Anonymous No.58542558]

Well this is boring innit

[Anonymous No.58542565]

This really is insane. June is gonna be a fun month

[Anonymous No.58542566]

>>58542558
Yeah the shills aren’t even here to keep us entertained.

[Anonymous No.58542572]

>>58542558
If the 2 million shares appearing is CS vote tally then earnings will be announced in the AH tonight or within a few days for next week. They are leaving it to the last second for a reason. It's gonna be spicy.

[Anonymous No.58542575]

>>58542565
Well, if they lower the IV now, we get to accumulate more calls and more shares for the event.
It's all in good fun.

[Anonymous No.58542587]

>>58542558
yeah

[Anonymous No.58542588]

>>58542566
They have nothing left

[Anonymous No.58542592]

The price really wants those 2222 quads right now

[Anonymous No.58542595]

>>58542381
On my way sir!

[Anonymous No.58542617]

Kek

>The company generated $800,000 in revenue and lost $432 million. Cash at the end of the year totaled $4 million. The company had about $5 million in cash as of May 23.

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/faraday-future-stock-price-earnings-f40e42e6?mod=mw_quote_news

I am glad this wasn't some kind of pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.58542622]

Imagine still shorting a company with $2bn in the bank and profitable.

Imagine why you would NEED to

[Anonymous No.58542625]

>>58542558
U U U U

[Anonymous No.58542649]

>>58542622
Imagine the mental gymnastics they need to take to think it’s a good idea, if people held for 4 years, they will hold for 6, 6 is a weird number, might as well hold for 10, 10 years, survived, might as well go for 25.

[Anonymous No.58542661]

>>58542649
They don’t think it’s a good idea it’s just the only thing they can do to survive one more day. These are psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.58542663]

>>58542649
I wonder how Citadel's Risk Assesser is taking it?

[Anonymous No.58542689]

>cash, cash equivalents and marketable securities are expected to be in the range of $1.073 billion to $1.093 billion as of the end of the fiscal quarter, compared to $1.310 billion at the close of the prior year fiscal quarter

Has anyone done any digging about what they're losing cash on? I doubt its related to any mergers, as that would need to be allowed. But given the overall pumping of the markets recently, and the higher rates, it seems odd for us to lose cash RC is investing.

[Anonymous No.58542692]

>>58542663
>just keep xeroxing the shares…

[Anonymous No.58542698]

>>58542689
>Nvidia
because why not.

[Anonymous No.58542718]

>>58542689
Where you getting this from?

[Anonymous No.58542723]

>>58542718
Isn't that from the unaudited teaser Ryan gave us before dilooting?

[Anonymous No.58542724]

>>58542718
The early Q1 release they did. In the hype of price action and DFV posting/dilution, it kinda flew under the radar.

[Anonymous No.58542732]

>Larry wants to short meetings
Now this is the type of shorting I can agree with

[Anonymous No.58542735]

>>58542565
Max pain it is !!

[Anonymous No.58542748]

>>58542312
>pump it to $80 and dump it to under $20
Yeah, like that would ever happen

[Anonymous No.58542749]

>>58542689
havent seen any info on this
they aren't losing money to anything, so 220m in cash had to go -somewhere- previously undisclosed
full report next week hopefully has the answer

[Anonymous No.58542752]

>>58542724
Ah OK yeah I forgot they did that, I would say and it's not a popular opinion from thr 3 siloniggers but I think they may have shares from BBBY/DK butterfly - hence the not reporting the name and a loss. There isn't a great deal they would have said "reported loss on shares we have not yet sold" if Cohen owns the bonds, GME owns the shares then when he was made CIO and RC ventures "aligned with gamestop due to the same financial goals" stated then it would make sense they bought some shares - at the right price point, which Furlong said on the call. What else would have a loss and require and NDA / secrecy of reporting the name? The ticker and IP 2as sold so they could use the cusip sure but until CH11 emerges and new ticker assigned it goes down as "a particular stock"

What else could it be?

[Anonymous No.58542763]

>>58542748
Kek imagine that happening. A pump to $80 and then within 2 days of no one selling it's under $20. That would be some crazy market right? A stable economy you say?

[Anonymous No.58542769]

>>58542748
>>58542763
Imagine a stock price pumping more than 100% in the pre market and than stopping exactly at $80.00 for a second and then going back down. Funny, huh?

[Anonymous No.58542772]

watching these swings up and down all day is relaxing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_xSWzpcRY

[Anonymous No.58542785]

>>58542769
Imagine a stock pumping to $350 then being halted as it drops to $170 halting each time and each time the front running the halts causing stop losses to trigger all the way down only for it to finish at $220 that day.

That was the day they showed how desperate they were to get some liquidity back. Ever since the split Cohen has been playing them like fools

[Anonymous No.58542786]

>>58542772
It is relaxing...almost makes me want to buy more for the fuck of it...

[Anonymous No.58542791]

>>58542487
No it's more like a refusal to admit their design is wrong.

[Anonymous No.58542792]

>>58542786
I got 300 shares. but I'm hoping to get pickup 700 before the end of the month. it's my dream to own 10,000 shares and never sell

[Anonymous No.58542796]

pour one out for the schizos in the early 70’s who probably said the elimination of paper trails would lead to mass fraud and chicanery. picrel

[Anonymous No.58542797]

>>58542791
True. Good old fashioned hubris it is then.

[Anonymous No.58542807]

>>58542792
I've got over 1200 shares myself, and I'm damn proud of it. That being said, I've been eyeing the NVDA rally and I'm feeling the FOMO again. The tragedy of only having one paycheck to buy the stocks I like. I'll be applying for a higher paying job soon so I won't be as strapped for cash.

[Anonymous No.58542815]

Slow ass day, where's Mr whale with his 5,000 contract buy

[Anonymous No.58542821]

>>58542572
explain this as if i were a small child or a golden retriever. also larry cheng tweeted something about delivering bad news early and good news in time.
>>58542502
no way this is real lmao

[Anonymous No.58542826]

>>58542772
This is some great music

[Anonymous No.58542827]

>>58542749
>The Company is required to recognize losses in a particular security for financial statement purposes even though the Company has not actually sold the security.

>Under accounting rules, changes in the unrealized gains and losses on certain of our securities may be included in the Company’s reported net income (loss), even though the Company has not actually realized any gain or loss by selling such securities. Accordingly, changes in the market prices of such securities can have a significant impact on the Company’s reported results for a particular period, even though those changes do not bear on the performance of the Company’s operating businesses.

From the last 10K
That kinda loss shouldn't be possible if they only invested in bonds and other boring investments.

[Anonymous No.58542832]

toyrf was up 1000% yesterday and 163% today

[Anonymous No.58542835]

>>58542821
Basically everytime there is a CS tally fir the earnings report a massive amount of shares appear in the lending pool as returned. These appear to be the CS plan shares held at the DTC vs the book held at CS. They did an AMA where they were combative to questions about why they would need to have DsPP and why they need to lend for operational liquidity. The running thought is CS dspp shares are lent out during the day and must come back by end of day.

[Anonymous No.58542849]

>mfw wagmi

[Anonymous No.58542854]

Look at that perfect wash sale stepping thr price down kek

[Anonymous No.58542860]

>>58542835
ok but why does that mean they release earnings sooner?

[Anonymous No.58542864]

>>58542860
They used to count the shares like 30 days out, now they do it literally day of or a few days prior to earnings. In otherwords the announcement is imminent

[Reddit No.58542873]

"The Wu-Tang album will NOT be distributed as an NFT, but the ownership deed will.

Everyone is speculating that the Wu-Tang album itself will be made into an NFT and distributed as a dividend. People are talking about listening parties and such, but the nay sayers are correct when they point out that the album legally cannot be duplicated or commercially released until 2103. As awesome as it sounds to have a copy, that’s just not legally going to happen.

However, in October of 2021, PleasrDAO converted the ownership deed of Once Upon A time In Shaolin into an NFT. This ownership deed can legally be fractionalized. This involves creating a new smart contract that represents shares of the original NFT. Each share would then represent partial ownership of the deed. And fractionalized NFTs can legally be classified as securities.

I believe it is fractions of the ownership deed that we will be receiving as holders of GME. GameStop has already created a wallet for us to receive and hold this NFT. They have spent the last three years working out the legalities and ensuring they do not break contractual obligations and restrictions outlined in PleasrDAO’s purchase of the album.

TLDR:

You won’t own a copy of the album, but you will be part owner of THE album."

[Anonymous No.58542879]

>>58542864
Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.58542883]

It would be funny if I bought more

[Anonymous No.58542891]

>>58542883
Sounds like a bad comedy joke to me

[Anonymous No.58542892]

Well I stopped browing these threads when we were crabbing forever, and I think it's time to leave again. See you when we hit $80

[Anonymous No.58542893]

>>58542873
ok reddit, I’ll be able to sell my share of the album? How will this lead to moass? Close the loop and I’m all ears.

[Anonymous No.58542907]

>>58540831
I’ve honestly got abit of a man crush on Richard, that long hair is very masculine

[Anonymous No.58542918]

>>58542893
If I own part of the album can I remove my share of it? Like with some sand paper?

[Anonymous No.58542925]

I think I get it now, Gary can't see the crime and manipulation because he has too much hedgie cum on his eyes.

[Anonymous No.58542930]

What are the latest hype dates?

[Anonymous No.58542933]

>>58542930
literally tomorrow

[Anonymous No.58542940]

>>58542933
Last day before the CAT?

[Anonymous No.58542941]

>>58540920
Hey man im sorry for your loss. Im sure youll make your parents proud. I pray for Christs peace over you. He will guide you.

[Anonymous No.58542944]

>>58542930
June 24 because of the call volume on the 21st

[Anonymous No.58542958]

Omg guys we dropped more than 10% on the day! Do you know what that means? SHORT SALE RESTRICTED WOOOOOOOOOIOOO WERE ALL GONNA WAGMI!!!!

>I actually remember getting hyped about this just roll with it pls

[Anonymous No.58542961]

turns out your jewish CEO creating and selling 45 million shares out of thin air is actually bad for the price after all
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.58542962]

>>58542873
Correct. Does no one remember the GME wallet / token they made at the very beginning when wallet ID'S were found 84 years ago? Man I'm going to need to go back over all of that again because as far as I know the way it works it there is 1 token or NFT which can be broken up in multiples- ETH NFT's can be fractional so the ownership deed can be shared with.... get this an ERC-721 token, into multiple ERC-20 tokens.

Look up fractional NFT's for more info

[Anonymous No.58542965]

>>58542893
You’re so fucking dense it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.58542967]

>>58542958
>SHORT SALE RESTRICTED
Jesus Fucking Christ I was waiting for this for a LONG time.
Both the time and me being long, if you catch my drift.
Does it activate now or tomorrow on open?

[Anonymous No.58542992]

Went to a party at the weekend.

"Hey anon, did you get into the Gamestop thing?"

"Yeah"

"Kek fucking loser baggy"

[Anonymous No.58542993]

Welp, peace out suckas, this getting gay again, ttyl niggas

[Anonymous No.58542994]

>>58542944
we should make list with all the cope dates.
not to fud but to show later generations what we have been through.

[Anonymous No.58542999]

I think I see a cuppa

[Anonymous No.58543000]

It's going to hilarious how they will shut the fuck up when it runs. Now if I was Trump I would sue for defamation of the prefix of meme, to call stocks in companies nothing but memes. It's harmful for investors and company and could very easily be argued it is derogatory

[Anonymous No.58543002]

>worthless memestock heading to 0
all is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.58543003]

I am still bullish. it can't be helped. it just bottomed out at $21.50 which is where I doubled my shares

[Anonymous No.58543006]

>>58543002
You OK bro? You seem mentally challenged. Did your carer leave the PC unlocked again?

[Anonymous No.58543007]

>>58543002
>1pbtj

[Anonymous No.58543009]

>$2 billion in cash
Good thing gme isn't a worthless meme stock.

[Anonymous No.58543019]

for the time being here is my list of engagement grifters who have redditors and tweeters trying to steer the conversation to specific X/YT accounts. Nothing of substance has come from any of these.

>pulte
>pleasrdao/wu tang
>newton

[Anonymous No.58543027]

Ryan said yesterday that there would be an announcement today.

[Anonymous No.58543029]

>>58543027
Good what's the announcement? That GME and AMC are worthless? Lol

[Anonymous No.58543031]

>>58543027
That doesn't sound like him.
Are you sure it wasn't a shapeshifter?

[Anonymous No.58543034]

>$7 billion market cap
>$2 billion in cash
>No debt
>Worthless

[Anonymous No.58543036]

>>58543019
Have to agree with you. Where were all these people during the months when GME was $15 before DFV tweeted? I certainly don't remember them contributing anything. Pulte was fucking off with his BBBY hangar parties, Newton stopped making videos. But as soon as DFV tweets and GME's price shoots up, all these people come back trying to latch on and acting like they never left. It's shaping up to be 2021 all over again. The elation in all the memestock communities, the hype over gamma ramps. It's exhausting.

[Anonymous No.58543039]

>baggots are back to coping about the fundamentals of a dying video game retailer who's revenue is going down another 30% YoY
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.58543040]

The shill buildt up the courage to come out at 12? Kek.

[Anonymous No.58543045]

Hedgies are so delusional that they can't fathom the idea that GameStop isn't going bankrupt. They are still stuck in 2020 when the company was on the verge of actually dying. They can't even comprehend that they are trapped shorting a healthy company.

[Anonymous No.58543047]

Let me give it to you straight, kenny boy, I have 100 shares and I'm willing to part with them for the low, low price of 2 milly. Act fast, this offer won't last forever.

[Anonymous No.58543051]

Baggies are so delusional that they can't fathom the idea that GameStop is going bankrupt. They are still stuck in 2010 when the company was on the verge of actually thriving. They can't even comprehend that they are trapped longing a dying company.

[Anonymous No.58543054]

>>58543045
Well, it wouldn't be the first healthy company they bankrupted.
Note how getting a mole on the board is an high stakes play they're trying now.
BUT, healthy company + retail going full DRS, that's a double whammy they can't beat.

[Anonymous No.58543066]

I hope cunts start crying on this call

[Anonymous No.58543067]

>>58543045
Hedgies are like BlackBerry in 2007 while we are Apple that just showcased the iPhone for the first time

[Anonymous No.58543083]

They’re just giving us a good price to keep slurping

[Anonymous No.58543084]

>>58543034
Also profitable, massively shorted and a cult following. He'll keep making retail razor thin, and expand into other avenues of revenue.

[Anonymous No.58543087]

>>58543027
Ryan why are you typing about yourself in 3rd person? i swear to god it better be not some literal who company you bought

[Anonymous No.58543090]

>>58543036
>be pleasrdao baggie
>write simple front end code
>’leaks’ it on /gme/
>/gme/ unimpressed
>soijack.jpg

[Anonymous No.58543106]

>>58543067
>GameStop, the physical game reseller in 2024 who’s single idea to reinvent itself was NFTs a year after they died which cost them a billion and was shut down, is like Apple when they made the iPhone
Kek

[Anonymous No.58543114]

>>58542689
hmmmmm... So they release preliminary figures indicating expected cash and cash equivalents but in the meantime complete an "ATM Sale" with Jefferies? Could it be that cash is already gone?

[Anonymous No.58543116]

Won't be able to get out above $20 if you wait any longer baggies.

[Anonymous No.58543125]

>>58543116
Don't tease me with a good time... im.. im gonna sluuurp!

[Anonymous No.58543126]

the shillies have been deployed
the hedgies are firing their last ammo lmao

[Anonymous No.58543129]

Seems like the dumb fuddies are back.... oh wait no it's just UltimatePedo doing his best kek You will never be a real niggerfaggot

[Anonymous No.58543130]

>>58543002
bitch up shut

[Anonymous No.58543131]

>gamestop has no value!!!!!
>yes I trade crypto, what of it?

[Anonymous No.58543138]

>>58543129
He will soon start posting his generic simpsons reaction images like the gigaredditor that he is

[Anonymous No.58543145]

June gonna be an exciting month? Perfectly timed for my birthday, mwahahahahhahaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.58543154]

Guys,.. we're all going bald here right?

[Anonymous No.58543157]

>>58543154
why do you think I hold so much gme?
I need to buy some of Elon's hair

[Anonymous No.58543169]

>>58540837
Wednesday RRP: 459.3142B, 75P = 6.124B per (roughly)

[Anonymous No.58543180]

Welp, before this all blows, I have most of my GME in Fidelity and some in CS, am I missing anything here?

[Anonymous No.58543181]

>>58543157
H..h...how...much GME do you hold anon?

And have you entered your email and computershare log in details with Dave Laurer, the mastermind behind this entire movement?

[Anonymous No.58543184]

>-10%
Are we getting short sale restricted tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58543186]

>>58543180
you need 5000 shares in CS to make it to next planet which has been maintained perfectly for schizo millionaires.

[Anonymous No.58543187]

>>58543154
I havent cut my hair since 2021.

[Anonymous No.58543189]

>>58543154
No I’ve had a vasectomy prevents hair loss, I also rub print outs of Ryan Cohen on my hair but that’s more to do with the ticks

[Anonymous No.58543193]

>The business continues to decline and the possibility for the stock to become unlisted at some point in the future is real.
how in the fuck is gamestop being unlisted a possibility when they have $2b in cash? also a few months ago that shill michael patcher said gme will likely stay in business for a decade and that was back when gme only had $1b in cash. at this point they’re just keeping normies and boomers out of the play out not to save themselves, but stop more people from making it.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-rise-fall-meme-stock-140002721.html

[Anonymous No.58543196]

>>58543154
I have full blown norwood

[Anonymous No.58543201]

>>58543116
100% DRSd sorry selling is too complicated

[Anonymous No.58543207]

>>58543193
>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-rise-fall-meme-stock-140002721.html

ITS OVER OKAY!

[Anonymous No.58543209]

>>58543154
I would without Minoxidil.
Stopped losing my hair 6 years ago when I started using it.

[Anonymous No.58543211]

>>58543145
Haha same, 14th to be exact. When I was born my mom's last name was Douglas, how bout yours?

[Anonymous No.58543215]

>>58543193
GameStop sells pokemon plushies. It's literally impossible for them to go out of business. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.58543220]

>>58543193
I think you just answered your own question. They don't want people to make it. They will delist the stock to keep more people from buying into it. Those who already bought the security have a golden ticket. The MOASS will be localized to their accounts. In the style of a class action lawsuit, GME holders will receive several million per share as hedge funds are liquidated. They don't want people pumping the stock up and riding it to the moon.

Everything will be done over the counter and behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.58543224]

>ssr
lol that's an oldie

[Anonymous No.58543225]

>>58543209
oral?

[Anonymous No.58543227]

>>58543193
>GameStop also announced it will sell up to 45 million shares in an at-the-market offering.
>announced it will
>not "has completed"
Random anons on /biz/ follow the stock better than this dude.

[Anonymous No.58543241]

The fact that there are anons that remember ssr proves that there never was a dotr.

[Anonymous No.58543253]

TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!! FUCK PLEASRDAO

[Anonymous No.58543257]

>>58543225
No, it's a spray I apply directly on the top of my head.
I use the 5% one.
Started using it twice a day at the begining, but now once every two day is good enough.

[Anonymous No.58543263]

>>58543241
Speaking of remembering things, remember all those DTCC rule changes? I wonder whatever came of those. Or the quad witching days. Anyone remember Bastille Day? How come no one understands when I bring it up?

[Anonymous No.58543264]

>>58543220
Tracking down upwards of a million or so holders across the entire globe to wheel and deal sounds logistically implausible. My actual address isn't on file anywhere and I don't answer my phone or respond to emails or messages. How will they get my international shares? Direct through /GME/? It's the only possible way to contact me and I'll only sneed... Hmmmm...

[CLINT No.58543268]

I just watched big short again and right at the beginning "Mark Baum's" brother jumps off a building despite being in the financial sector. Now I know the actual book means Steve Eisman's baby died but that's ok because the hedgies will ledge

[Anonymous No.58543273]

>>58543263
I remember everything. Remember how much of a faggot heypixel or whatever was? Didn't he want to kill himself for being wrong so hard or something? Hilarious times.

[Anonymous No.58543274]

>>58543257
Lucky, it does fuck all for me. tried it for 2 years. Even fin doesn't work for me

[Anonymous No.58543276]

>>58543220
Why would you be here spewing hedgie brand hopium? What a strange thing to do for free.

[Anonymous No.58543284]

>>58543264
So you are evading taxe uh ? i don't think they will even need to move a inch for you.

[Anonymous No.58543285]

>>58543268
The ending still holds up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu2wNKlVRzE also
>guy from Credit Suisse goes to jail

[Anonymous No.58543297]

>>58543220
NDA for no disclosure is litteraly the only way to end up without destroying society, and like other has explained, unless all the retard start to use 1 billions per day it will not move the market much.

[Anonymous No.58543332]

>>58543284
It’s actually very easy

[Anonymous No.58543333]

>>58543297
This quailing about secret court pay outs for wagmi holders and nda's smacks of a great many members of a certain tribe feeling a very real fear that very soon the world will realize they don't need them at all(and you're going to lose everything try to close some of the shorts).

[Anonymous No.58543344]

>>58543333
Not to mention, we aren't talking about Americans only.
It's a global phenomenon, do you want the USA blacklisted from all other markets? That's how you destroy your economy no matter what.

[Anonymous No.58543347]

>>58543333
>>58543344
Checked.

[Anonymous No.58543349]

>>58543276
I'm just trying to put myself in their shoes to figure out what they would try to do to put a cap on this madness.

The market makers, the government, an institutional traders don't want the table flipped if they can help it. I'm pretty sure they'd rather pay off whoever they can if it keeps from destroying everything.

If any hedgies are listening, you can buy my shares right now to discount of 33 million for the first 20. After that, you're at the whims of the market.

[Anonymous No.58543358]

>>58543349
>what they would try to do to put a cap on this madness.
They'll do a bear stearns.
Their bags are still being held to this day.

[Anonymous No.58543371]

>>58543349
Anyone suggesting that the government is in league with short needs to kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.58543376]

>>58543371
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.58543382]

>>58543371
>government has nothing to do with the market
You are right, but america actualy has legaly bribe so no.

[Anonymous No.58543387]

5k a share, checkem.

[Anonymous No.58543399]

>>58543387
Kek says no to price anchoring

[Anonymous No.58543401]

>>58543376
>>58543382
It’s literally veiled government intervention fud.

[Anonymous No.58543405]

>>58543399
praise kek

[Anonymous No.58543421]

>>58542400
Remember when Reddit was as wild as 4chan then it got censored?
>>58542732
I won't be missing this meeting.
>>58542873
>can't be duplicated
Says who? It can't be commercialized. A gift should be fine.

[Anonymous No.58543424]

>>58543186
I am boned then.

[Anonymous No.58543429]

The government is long on MOASS dipshits. They get the taxes, they're politicians can buy GME, and the DOJ knows all about it.

[Anonymous No.58543443]

>>58543429
I’m waiting for Nancy P to buy in

[Anonymous No.58543448]

>>58543399
praise kek

[Anonymous No.58543449]

>>58543429
Not enough plan trusters left it seems.

[Anonymous No.58543451]

>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783
>>58540783

[Anonymous No.58543454]

Hepcats, let me tell you this right now quick fast and in a heartbeat!

If you don't Fucking sell this stock MotherFuckers, you'll get FUCKED UP! Don't Fucking do it Motherfuckers, don't buy or hold this stock. We mean Fucking business! We're after your Fucking shares so we can sell the shit out of them. And we gonna Fucking get those shares from you eventually whether you like it or not!

You're Fucking down 10% today Bridge and Tunnel! Are you thirsty for some more? We all lined up ready to just start Dunking all over you Retail Lite Motherfuckers. Just say the word. We'll go in and Fuck up this stock.

[Anonymous No.58543465]

>>58543451
Sir that thread is old and stale.

[Anonymous No.58543468]

the activity here is like 3 years of psyops all smooshed into one thread. We got dunky, its over, thread splitters, towel stocks, all of all the stuff we've seen over the last 3 years all in one thread.

[Anonymous No.58543470]

>>58543465
just like your mom but that didn’t stop me from bumping that til the limit is reached

[Anonymous No.58543472]

>>58543344
Exactly. The counterparties to things are all over the world.

[Anonymous No.58543478]

>>58543470

[Anonymous No.58543477]

>>58543468
Wait till you figure out the shill algorithm is the same fractal algorithm forming the flatchad pattern.

[Anonymous No.58543481]

>>58543470
My mother is a lovely lady and deserves more than 66 posts over 17 hours.

[Anonymous No.58543490]

Has anyone checked on Potato anon? Do you think he's survived this long?

[Anonymous No.58543495]

>>58543399
braise geg :DDDD

[Anonymous No.58543503]

>>58543443
When she does it is on.>>58543454
>Send picture of stock with dick in it

[Anonymous No.58543510]

>>58543454
>Just say the word. We'll go in and Fuck up this stock.
You won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.58543511]

>>58542423
Dangerously based spiteAnon

[Anonymous No.58543537]

i liked that trump gets arrested for distraction theory. in what time frame is the verdict expected?

[Anonymous No.58543552]

>>58543537
during this power hour

[Anonymous No.58543561]

I SUMMON GREEN FOR POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.58543564]

>>58543561

[Anonymous No.58543571]

>>58543561
>DO YOU NOT KNOW DEATH WHEN YOU SEE IT, OLD MAN? THIS IS MY HOUR OF POWER.

[Anonymous No.58543593]

>>58543561
I bring you loads of green

[Anonymous No.58543622]

piece of shit stock
dumbfuck hedgies scumlords
move, bitch, I want your money

[Anonymous No.58543629]

>>58543193
This is how they’ll prevent MOASS. They’ll just delist it. And that’s that.

[Anonymous No.58543635]

>>58543193
>stopping normoids from making it
And it's a bad thing how?

[Anonymous No.58543639]

the greatest transfer of wealth in history

[Anonymous No.58543642]

I want to shit my pants so badly it's unreal

[Anonymous No.58543647]

>>58543639
From the printing machine directly to us

[Anonymous No.58543650]

Remember to avoid BPD crazies at all cost

[Anonymous No.58543702]

>>58543468
Don’t forget COMPROMISED posting, fun weekends

[Anonymous No.58543707]

Kek baker is passed out on the sofa covered in cheeto dust.

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.58543723]

>>58543699
>>58543699
>>58543699
Threaded.