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My young 22 yo female tenant is unable to fully pay her rent this month. What are my options?

>> No.58518347

>>58518342
>renting to women
just
enjoy scrubbing the cat pee out of the carpet when she moves

>> No.58518355

>>58518342
ANY HOLE IS A GOAL!

>> No.58518359

>>58518342
>her

>> No.58518360

>>58518342
Eviction.

>> No.58518366

>>58518342
I mean, if she offers …

>> No.58518372

Surely there must be... some other way... I can pay

>> No.58518373

Is free sex worth operating at a net loss?

>> No.58518380

>>58518342
you realize that her rent money goes further with prostitutes

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>>58518342
what do your signed lease and locale's rental laws say you should do?
if you don't have a lease I guess you'll just have to fuck her in the pussy for her rent this month.

>> No.58518418

>>58518373
Definitely not. Unless you're in Australia where a net loss is actually favourable in taxation with gearing, and comes off your taxable income.

>> No.58518425

That ass belongs to you.

>> No.58518433
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>>58518380
this is also true, I know first hand.

I can get a blowjob from any escort for anywhere between $80 (wear a condom) to around $140. If you want sex, they're anywere between $180-$250/hr. but don't be a retard and buy the shortest time possible then get angry if she can't make you cum in less than 15. hookers fucking hate being beaten up, especially if they're independents and don't have a pimp for protection. the angrier you act while you're with her, the better she will perform out of fear.
If you're lucky, she will well up with tears.
and GOD DAMN anons, I instantly bust when I see tears.

>> No.58518485

>>58518433
A man of taste and sophistication.

>> No.58518523

>>58518380
>>58518433

You idiots are so dumb. Do you know how hot it would be to have a tenant go down on you because she needs to cuz she doesn’t have rent money vs ordering a hooker? The hooker is nobody to you. The tenant is in your life to a degree and it’s scandalous. The fact that the tenant isn’t a whore makes the entire thing worthwhile.

>> No.58518776

>>58518523
>It's worth it to go to jail for rape
Okay, retard

>> No.58518782

>>58518523
>>58518433
You know what's really hot?
When women cry and blow up your phone because you won't give them your dick for free
>t. Chad who makes women pay for meals and weed to get my cock

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>>58518342

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>>58518782
you're not a chad you faggot. you've never even been with a hole if you don't know how insufferable they are and how fucking miserable they make you.

>> No.58518944

>>58518342
>young female
>22 years old
pick one

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>>58518342
recommend that he live under a bridge for the whole of June and the money he saves can be invested in $SUPER or $DAI.

>> No.58519184

>>58518776
What?

>> No.58519198

>>58519169
a woman can't do that, she would be raped within half an hour

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>>58519169
nigger what the actual fuck??
>>58519198
KEK

>> No.58519204

>>58519169
how much can you earn if you buy $1000? completely serious question

>> No.58519206

>>58519169
is it worth it? of course not.
I'm going to try? of course I am.

>> No.58519241

>>58518944
Ok settle down fag

>> No.58519277

>>58518373
>month’s rent worth for probably a blowie
hell no.

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>> No.58519384

>>58519241
should have settled down yourself when you still could instead of becoming an old eggless whore, roastie

>> No.58519535

>>58518782
sure sam

>> No.58519568

>>58519184
>he is woefully unaware
girl would spin the situation to make it sound like OP raped her for rent payment, OP should steer clear

>> No.58519590

>>58518342
Eviction, even if you can offer her “that option” you will regret it as soon as you realize you will have to pay for her mess, becoming a simp indirectly, for that kind of waste of money I'd rather just go back to holding some maga and 3 more dogs

>> No.58520780

>>58518342
Be careful, she may sprinkle chopped up prawns into any cracks and crevices, or leave them in the curtain seems, or plant watercress in the carpet.

>> No.58520873

>>58518342
Sell her into debt slavery, dumbass

>> No.58520900

>>58518523
based
>>58518782
>gigolo junkie thinks he's a "Chad"

>> No.58521032

>>58519568
Any woman can do that though.

>> No.58521843

>>58518782
This guy
>>58518523
Has clearly never had a woman try to manipulate him with sex (or been aware of it.) Women that think their pussy is made of gold are not hot and will get you into real problems if you play their games

>> No.58521958

Deep creampie

>> No.58523004

Buddy. Just give her the option of fucking when you feel like it for that month she doesn't pay, or she pays, or she doesn't pay (no sex) and eviction)

You'll be aight

>> No.58523097

>>58518347
>having carpet at all
>not having an enforced pet policy
Retard alert.

Also if you're not a completely shit owner cats easily learn piss in their litterbox only. It's the puke that's the issue.