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58518316 No.58518316 [Reply] [Original]

Where can I bet on this?
Seems like the easiest fucking money in my life

>> No.58518338 [DELETED] 
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>>58518316
I hope Tyson drops Paul dead in the 3rd round.
Fuck that silver spoon sociopath little bitch

>> No.58518377

>>58518338
I hope pual dies from the first hit.

>> No.58518382

>>58518316
Unironically who do you mean?
The betting markets say it's roughly 60-40 to Jake.

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>>58518377
that would be topkek but if I were betting on it I'm saying fatal brain aneurysm halfway into round 3.
I hope Mike is a fucking animal.

>> No.58518477

>>58518316
Can't believe this washed up old chipmunk thinks he can beat a member of the tribe on live tv lamo

>> No.58518617

>>58518477
tyson will kill him.

>> No.58518715

>>58518617
We already know whats gonna happen since tyson "fought" RJJ a couple years ago. It was a joke. They both gassed in the first round. If its not completely fixed paul will obviously win easily

>> No.58518718

it's going to end in a draw.

>> No.58518721

>>58518316
do people unironically watch this goyslop?

>> No.58518786

>>58518715

paul has never fought anyone even remotely close to a real boxer, let alone a former world champion.

unless tyson really does gas out, he'll wreck paul.

>> No.58518793

>>58518786
It has nothing to do with paul even though he actually is pretty good. Tyson is a fat old man and he doesnt have 1/10 of the power or stamina he did at 20. This is a farce and a circus

>> No.58518824

>>58518721
God damn zoomers, you need to leave. Just go. Be gone.

>> No.58519414

>>58518382
27 year old versus 60 year old, fuck idk that’s a tough one

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>>58519414
the 60 year old is Mike Tyson tho
Cus D'Amato trained him to be an animal
He'll bite Paul in the face if that's what it takes

>> No.58519477

tyson gets paid either way, win or lose
paul and his promoters get set up for a very lucrative series of events if he wins

i think it's a set-up, paul will win, tyson will get paid

captcha: AYY x4

>> No.58519647

>>58519442 a 60 year old man is a 60 year old man, I don’t care who he is. He has 60 year old joints and 60 year old lungs and 60 year old reflexes, and a lifetime of damage as well

>> No.58519655

>>58518338
You can get a free $1 a day to bet on sports like this boxing match at the Fliff "social casino"
https://get.fliffapp.com/QlC3/qaftt0rp
You don't have to put any of your own money in and if you win you can cash out big time.

>> No.58519656

>>58519414
I thought he was 27 in 2021.

>> No.58519672

Jesus christ, Jake Paul is such a fucking gigachad, it actually riles me up so much.
Can you imagine for a second you have a girlfriend, you know deep down you don't deserve her, but here you are. She's a 10, and you're a beta 6. She's so pretty you always let her have her way, because you know the sex is worth more then any self respect you might garner.
One day, after 6 months of dating, she says "Anon, lets go to a nightclub, I want to go dancing!". You feel a pit grow in your stomach, you know what this could lead too. You don't want too, but you reluctantly say yes, "of course honey, it sounds like so much fun!" You enter the nightclub and immediately notice a change of demeanor in your girlfriend. She's is slowly circling her ass back and closing her eyes while pouting her lips, she's reliving her youth as a young butterfly. You notice all of the sharks around the club looking at her, licking their chops, and then noticing you, and smiling sinisterly. You know you made a big mistake, entering this den of snakes, but it's too late to turn back now. You head to the bar and order god knows what, you don't even care, you're so shaken by your vulnerability and stupid decisions. Just then, gigachad Jake Paul shows up and puts his hands on your girl's hip. She rocks her ass back on his hardening cock, slowly, while he breathes down her neck. You look at her, and him, and begin to hyperventilate with this stupid look on your face. Just then, you make eye contact with Jake, and he does that exact pic related stance, "Shhh..". As if to say, "I dare you, little faggot, my boys are all around and im a world champion boxer, what the fuck are you gonna do?" And you know what you're going to do, nothing. You storm out of the club, hop in a cab, and cry all the way home. You get home and jerk off, and that will be your future forevermore unless you grace the same luck that landed you that fly piece of pussy you didn't deserve in the first place. "Shhh..."

>> No.58519673

>>58518721
I'll watch it for free

>> No.58519752

>>58518316
Without question Tyson will win in real life. The only way Tyson loses is from being staged one way or another Tyson is not stupid on many levels. In the world of hollyweird it is something to observe. Movie Snatch, Legend to obsevation of many other fights. Either its a Purpose fall or sabotage. Your gonna bet. well what are the ones that run the show plans if it goes accordingly ?

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>>58519672

>> No.58521887

>>58518316
I see the boomers are showing up to cheer for their nigger rapists that they grew up with as opposed to a self made white man all bc "le heckn zoomies are evil!!""

>> No.58521894

>>58521887
This but unironically

>> No.58521909

>>58518316
tyson is going to job to the zoomer influencer. it's how this shit always works. out with the old in with the new.
tyson would fucking destroy that basedboy fuck if it was a real fight but cmon. millions of dollars are being put into this to make it a spectacle and random faggot youtuber beating the legend is going to be a big money making headline.

>> No.58521927

>>58519672
this is the gayest thing I have ever read. And I read gay pornography.

>> No.58521968

>2024
>no anonymous XMR betting market

>> No.58521977
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58521977

I can't believe you retards are even discussing this. They are going to be wearing headgear and 18oz. gloves.
it's just a glorified sparring match and Tyson will make Paul look good and everyone will get paid.
The End.

>> No.58522165

>>58521977
>They are going to be wearing headgear and 18oz. gloves.
No they won't.

>> No.58522565

>>58522165
Tyson is gonna pull down Jake's pants down
and rape him on live TV.

>> No.58522719

>>58518316
Isn’t this an exhibition?

>> No.58522773

>>58518316
Current odds
Paul -170
Tyson +130

>> No.58522815

>>58522719
No it's not.

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>>58522565

>> No.58523175

>>58523159
No U

>> No.58523267

>>58519647
you're fucking retarded and understand nothing about aging