IT PASSED!

[Anonymous No.58514766]

Major news, incredibly bullish!!!

https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/us-house-passes-fit21-crypto-bill-bipartisan-support-biden-does-not-threaten-veto

[Anonymous No.58514786]

>>58514766
Solution: generate a new class, neither security nor commodity, to which all cryptocurrencies belong.

[Anonymous No.58514790]

>>58514786
what about tokenized gold or tokenized securities?

[Anonymous No.58514794]

>>58514766
I'm gonna bang so many prostitutes once I make it

[Anonymous No.58514806]

BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Vanguard and JP Morgan/Chase are now all in the crypto business with their new fledgling crypto ETFs.
Seems to me bipartisan support happened because these large actors stand to very obviously benefit from + crypto legislation.

It’s all finally happening, and BTC is back to $70,000. Amazing!!! YES YES HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.58514816]

>>58514790
why the fuck would I want a "tokenized" whatever

[Anonymous No.58514827]

>>58514816
If you don’t hold it you don’t own it.
Don’t listen to any niggers advocating for “tokenized commodities”, buy physical gold/silver + BTC/ETH.
It’s that easy, always has been.

[Anonymous No.58514831]

>>58514827
This is the most retarded shill line I have read all day on here. You crapto tards got truly totally fucked in the head

[Anonymous No.58514835]

>>58514831
big brain reply here

[Anonymous No.58514839]

>>58514827
read it again
interpreted your
>If you don’t hold it you don’t own it.
as a crapto shill line about shit having to be on a chain to be owned

[Anonymous No.58514849]

>>58514831
>shilling
Huh? I’m advocating that anons here own both BTC/ETH as well as physical gold/silver. Are you some retard that can’t own both? Ohhhh you’re seething cause you missed out (again!)

Cry about it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.58514855]

>>58514839
I was referring to precious metals, not crypto you ‘lil silly willy

[Anonymous No.58514856]

>>58514766
This is not bullish. They want to kill privacy and neuter the only use case for crypto.

[Anonymous No.58514861]

>>58514856
Bitcoin is already on a public ledger, ETH ETF looks like it’ll pass any hour now too.
I’m thinking bullish (and the other financial giants think so too hehe)

[Anonymous No.58514865]

Biden should veto this though. You fucking freaks fell for it hook line and sinker.

[Anonymous No.58514866]

>>58514849
I dont trade loot boxes and skins.
Made 600% over the last month with leveraged natgas trading

[Anonymous No.58514873]

>Expected Ethereum price of $6,000 if the ETF passes
ANY HOUR NOW BOYS, YEEEEE HAAAAW

[Anonymous No.58514881]

>>58514856
privacy in bitcoin, eth etc. is dead regardless of regulations. if you care about privacy, you already know this. privacy is not something you are allowed by the state, it's something you wrest from it. there are plenty of great cryptocurrencies that are private

[Anonymous No.58514887]

>>58514881
since local monero got shut down, there are non

[Anonymous No.58514908]

>>58514887
yea it blows. but about the bill - the regulatory clarity it provides will be good for the overwhelming majority of economic activity in web3/blockchain. pretending smart contracts aren't useful at this point is a bit silly

[Anonymous No.58514912]

>Step 1:
Reset the Overton Window by embarking on a system of maximum hostility, including but not limited to:
-Lawsuits and Wells Notices against every good player, including previously accepted companies like Coinbase and top tier protocols like Uniswap. Doesn't matter how capricious or malicious the lawsuits are, as the taxpayer is paying anyway.
-Ban ICOs, ban staking, ban anything that could make it attractive to retail, ban anything that offers good returns. Retail is not allowed to make it.
-Co-opt the "insiders" into increasingly cynical grifts, MEV, restaking, low-float/high FDV. Most of the VC/founder space is here for short term grifts anyway, play into that.
-Let full blown scams run completely wild. Do absolutely nothing about them.
-Arrest (Alexey) or kill (Nikolai) any remaining idealists who are willing to say "fuck you"

>Step 2:
When the space has been completely beaten down and cowed, the idealists are gone, and all that are left are the up-only grifters, bring is absolutely garbage legislation that, for the first time in history, puts the CTFC in charge of a spot market.
Watch as the space misinterprets this additional power as a carrot, rather than another stick, because they assume that anything that looks like "regulatory clarity" MUST be better, right? Right?
Get your big boy incumbent Web3 grifters to advertise this new, equally bad approach as a tremendous pivot and victory for the space, as they get regulatory capture as a reward.
Let the crypto bros think they're winning as you continue to undermine any aspect of the crypto dream that puts money, control or sovereignty into the hands of regular people. Continue towards your final outcome of owning a new tech stack that has done absolutely nothing to change the status quo except print another handful of nerd multi-millionaires.

It's kind of amazing to watch how the bad guys keep winning, over and over again, and how hard it is to make any headway against them.

[Anonymous No.58514917]

>>58514908
>web3
Have fun in your dystopian communist digital ID cage
>smart contracts useful
yeah, certainly, to scam without any accountability

[Anonymous No.58514921]

if you are depending on the state to grant you security or privacy, you are not a security or privacy advocate. you are a clown.

[Anonymous No.58514925]

>>58514921
you are an idiot. You stupid motherfuckers are literally repeating the same mistake as the Boomer faggots with real estate. Only this time, your going to wake up in a communist hell hole

[Anonymous No.58514934]

>>58514925
no, you aren't understanding what i'm saying, you spineless fucking pussy. if you want privacy and security outside of state control, you BUILD SYSTEMS THAT UNDERMINE STATE CONTROL AND BREAK THE LAW. you are such a spineless pussy it didn't even occur to you. i guarantee i care more about this shit than you ever have

[Anonymous No.58514935]

>>58514934
Oh sure let's build a network state with no democracy or accountability instead

[Anonymous No.58514936]

>>58514912
The true elite (cannibals with long life spans) are genius level intellect. Everything is going exactly to plan

[Anonymous No.58514942]

>>58514934
You are a fucking slave, a stupid indian retard, that had himself bought and sold his children into slavery for shinning pearls PAID FOR BY YOUR CHILDRENS ASSUMED FUTURE PRODUCTIVITY
your kind deserves genocide

[Anonymous No.58514951]

daily reminder that viltalik was crying on reddit to stop all exchanges from trading because his shitcoin got hacked

[Anonymous No.58514966]

>>58514942
uh huh. go grovel at the feet of the state begging for privacy, coward.

[Anonymous No.58514973]

>>58514935
>let's build a network state with no democracy or accountability
right that's exactly what i suggested

[Anonymous No.58514982]

>>58514973
fag

[Anonymous No.58514990]

>>58514912
Nicely written.

[Anonymous No.58514996]

>>58514951
More like he was raising awareness to exchanges to halt trading.
With the ETF passing financial giants who already have their own crypto ETFs like Goldman Sachs, Vanguard and JP Morgan/Chase will be held accountable to avoid these exact scenarios. Same as how the stock exchange halts trading at times.
You sound like a no-coiner or a shitcoiner who missed out on the obvious play. Sorry!

[Anonymous No.58514998]

>>58514786
>Solution: generate a new class, neither security nor commodity, to which all cryptocurrencies belong.
Yeah anon just have the regulators of securities and the regulators of commodities just give up on the chance to control something

[Anonymous No.58515024]

>>58514849
when you buy gold do you have the actual gold or just some guarantee someone somewhere is holding it for you

I've never understood this as an investment in the modern era. Imo when boomers die out the precious rock market will take a hit. Young people dgaf about shiny rocks.

[Anonymous No.58515060]

>>58514966
Nigger, you are kicking the can down the road and accept bribes paid by your masters at the cost of future generations. You are holding the hot potato now, you are now going to be blamed by Alpha and later for the slave world they are going to grow up in - you think you can bribe children you are never going to have again with the same scam; or might this be the moment you hang

[Anonymous No.58515089]

>>58515024
If the new system is gold backed people will care. If not then yeah a very small amount of people will stack PMs

[Anonymous No.58515144]

>>58515060
take your meds

[Anonymous No.58515265]

>>58515144
what do you think it means that there is regular clarity? Public debt is going directly pump your bags, pension funds and other by normal mac normal financed pyramid schemes are also now fueling your pyramid scheme.

The, inflation, interest and debt? As your predecessors you go by the after me the flood mentality. Only problem, the pyramid scheme is already at the end of its life. You are the last holding the potato.

>When the copies of gold and silver are tossed into the lake of fire

[Anonymous No.58515338]

>>58515265
you've made so many assumptions. i am not pro-paper gold. but guess what? that already exists and has for a very long time. you're holding nothing but your dick

[Anonymous No.58515346]

>>58515338
you are pro-crapto. That is enough

[Anonymous No.58515583]

>>58515346
You missed out AGAIN on another bullrun!!! Unbelievable, 156%+ gains just this year alone! How were you so stupid to miss out on crypto again?

[Anonymous No.58515741]

>>58514996
>"please stop trading my coins got hacked we have to roll back the blockchain"
>decentralized finance

[Anonymous No.58516506]

>>58514917
>>58514925
You can't uninvent an idea that's already proliferated the whole world. Crypto and web3 are here to stay and trying to get rid of them is as futile and retarded as trying to get rid of encryption. You neo-luddites have been screeching that the world is ending for as long as I've been alive and you've been wrong the entire time.

[Anonymous No.58516616]

>>58514827
It's not a matter of owning it, it's a matter of capitalizing on it

You boomers don't seem to get capitalism isn't about owning shit, it's about points. You gain points in your legal name, you gain points in assets that float around in market Asgard, you want to see points go down sometimes so you can buy before it goes up, sometimes you wanna see points go down because fuck that guy

Your gold in the vault isn't real Scrooge Mcduck. I'll just show off my graphs like an autist and convince my girlfriend's parents the fact that I'm older than they are isn't even a problem because of how much money Imma be making

When it's all imaginary. Everything

[Anonymous No.58516620]

>Incredibly bullish
>its dumping

[Anonymous No.58516624]

>>58514766
>>58516242 (OP)
>>58516246
>>58516355 (OP)
>>58516418
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>>58516587
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>>58516294
>>58516295
>>58516403
SCG/ shitcoin general run, then they started shadowbanning them(making them unbumpable)

but they are tire
goodluck /biz/ bros, they are dead set on killing this board. after being here since the start i won't be returning. this board has precisely zero utility if we can only discuss janny-approved coins
>POLKADOT IS GOOD YES
catch me on twitter and private TG'sOR
>CLAP ebayebayebay EBAY
>>58516403
penises
WE MAST CAR GOY AND XRP AND EBAY
>PROMOTION IS GOOD OH YES GOY
>WITH ETF
> IT IS DIP
WHEREPEPEGER WIUTH DIP POLAKTOR YES
>ANIME PENIS
>>58509422
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>>58516601
>>58516601
>>58516601
DAMP
>ETF GUD? PASS? FUAKA= PENIS

[Anonymous No.58516628]

>>58516616
>Capitalism
That word doesn't exist outside of marxist literature. What you described is some sort of socialism

[Anonymous No.58517178]

>>58516628
Capitalism just means bad.
There is laissez faire capitalism where you own yourself.
Or there is state capitalism where you are owned.
But humans only behave one way.