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How do I turn $5000 into $6000?

>> No.58509460

>>58509453
Remove the 5 and replace it with a 6

>> No.58509462

>>58509453
pepe
apu
okayeg
popo

>> No.58509524

>>58509453
I see the problem. The monkey is longing for bananas. Get 'im some bananas, pronto!

>> No.58509530
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58509530

Frog szn brah. Have a look at Frens Club. Lots of interesting buys going on down here.

0x45c30fA6A2C7E031FE86e4f1cB5BeCfdE149B980

>> No.58509585

Unironically buy Okayeg on Base and wait a few days to a week. If it dips, hold. Absolutely not financial advice, please do not do this if that money matters to you, but yeah.

>> No.58509588

>>58509453
>Buy Chainlink
>wait 4 years

>> No.58509810

>>58509453
some slightly new memecoin will do, they are usually the things that work in the long run, I mean, I did the same with kendu and recovered most of what I lost last month

>> No.58509813

>>58509453
Put $1000 on 5 double street bets on roulette, you have about a ~77% chance of hitting once.

>> No.58509814

I just did exactly that. I held Polkadot for like 10 days.

>> No.58511946

newest biz scam is okayeg, i´d advice to throw a stack at it and to apu, too. Now if you wanna do a decent and not so degen move I´d get to a fat stack of $super and just short it in 3 months. dats an incoming x4

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>>58509453
If I were you and had balls of steel I would put that money into a fast memecoin, that's quick money with some risk, or put it into something more stable like super, btc or solana. Super is my favorite anyways, that shit always pumps when I need it to.

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>>58511988
I was fully ready to shit on you but wtf is this chart? holy shit

>> No.58512158

>>58509530
brodie got the AI generated southpark slop i fucking can't

>> No.58512165

>>58512146
jannies got their hands here?

>> No.58512173

>>58512158
that is the episode when chef has that issue ? before he got scrapped

>> No.58512183

>>58511946
>I´d get to a fat stack of $super and just short it in 3 months. dats an incoming x4
yeah right

>>58512146
looks at chart

>checks actual chart in cmc

Holy fucking shit

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>>58509453
just buy come and sell it. easiest money

>> No.58512199

>>58512146
nice photoshop skills fucker

>> No.58512201

>>58512173
CHEF GOT SCRAPPED????????????

>> No.58512205

>>58512165
apu got the same treatment, lmfao

>> No.58512207

>>58512201
get back to ifunny, kid.

>> No.58512212

If I had invested $5000 I would have had $10000 right now.

>> No.58512223

>>58512201
dude got OFFENDED cuz they made fun of Scientology. As he was one himself, then left the show. The writers ripped him a new one later reusing his old voice lines. Funniest chef episode ever.

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>>58511946
Gamefi left me broken bro. Stop the gaslightning, I'm weak at the moment.

>> No.58512254

>>58509453
All you need to do is take a k and do one (1) good trade. Can't be that hard. Keep your margins low and tidy.

>> No.58512255

>>58511946
>newest biz scam
everything in this piece of shit board is a scam.

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>>58512248
get in or stay out, niggER.

>> No.58512301

>>58509453
shrimp farm

>> No.58512568 [DELETED] 

>>58509453
Put it into BTC and if you want to make a 100X on it go for AAST or XRD

>> No.58512574

Put $5k into squid, hold it until BTC hits an ATH. You make the money long before then.

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58512681

>>58509453
bet on football or whatever
if you are willing to take proper risks ape some money into shitcoins like Crodie on sol or Trump Bucks on eth
picrel

>> No.58512690

>>58512681
what happends if it crabs beyond your flag? ps: i boughtered

>> No.58512701

>>58512681
based shitcoiner

no point aping crypto if you dont max risk desu

>> No.58512732

bet it all on islam in his ufc fight next weekend.

>> No.58512750

>>58509453
That seems pretty easy. Have you already done your free sports bets yet? You can get guaranteed free money by hedging different books free bets against one another that will net you a few hundred. Then you can just make a couple swing trades. Pretty much everything is going up and down 10% every few days. You can also take advantage of bet insurance. Most let you insure your first bet up to 1500, but that isn't fool proof and my math hasn't figured out a way to guarantee profit from hedging bet insurance even with 4+ books

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>>58512223
> dude got OFFENDED cuz they made fun of Scientology. As he was one himself, then left the show.
It's slightly more fucked that that. His son explained what happened in an interview once.

>> No.58514999

>>58509453
If you bought $5000 silver a week ago you would have$7000 now.

>> No.58515223

>>58514999
kaspa is an ancient word for silver