/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58455510]

>Statistically speaking, most of you will lose money playing with magic internet money

[OCPD No.58455511]

>>58455510
What other option do you think these utter losers have? They’re bigger cattle doomed to slavery barring a miracle. If they were born in ancient Sparta, they’d have been thrown off a cliff for being defective.

[Anonymous No.58455534]

>>58455510
This isn't a controversial opinion.

[Anonymous No.58455544]

>>58455534
On this subreddit, it kinda is. The implied belief behind almost every post here is that every /biz/tard is just one clever scamcoin trade away from making it, if they just time it right.
Pointing out the obvious to them will always sound like demoralizing smugposting.

[Anonymous No.58456507]

>>58455510
I don't know, last year I bet a lot on things like maga for a bet with my friends and ended up with a lot of money without realizing it, I will probably do the same for 2027

[Anonymous No.58456509]

>>58455510
Well that’s why you invest what you can afford to lose. Being as early as possible also helps your case. I applied both these approaches when getting shrl, soo it’s statistically less likely I get cooked kek

[Anonymous No.58456767]

>>58455544
Trvke

[Anonymous No.58456845]

>>58455510
Correct

[Anonymous No.58456860]

>>58456509
i see that email verification didn't totally remove subhuman pajeet shills from /biz/

[Anonymous No.58457108]

>>58455510
You might lose money if you don't know how to play the game. But if you explore the restaking narrative, you could earn more than you expect. Look at YieldNest and wait for the mainnet launch. They're ensuring everything is secure before the launch.

[Anonymous No.58457904]

>>58455544
>On this subreddit, it kinda is. The implied belief behind almost every post here is that every /biz/tard is just one clever scamcoin trade away from making it, if they just time it right. Pointing out the obvious to them will always sound like demoralizing smugposting.

[Anonymous No.58457912]

>>58457904
I say this but don't look like this.

[Anonymous No.58457945]

I look like this.

[Anonymous No.58458084]

>>58455510
>>Statistically speaking, most of you will lose money playing with magic internet money

and strategically speaking most folk should know what the fuck are they getting into before putting money upfront. I have invested into alts like most folks, I love btc but that shit is slow as fuck, I went and saw stats on meme usage before investing into pepe and doge, and did the same before investing in superverse, and will do the same before putting a cent into anything, dyor bros

[Anonymous No.58458102]

>>58457945
do you know how to play cello tho

[Anonymous No.58458109]

>>58458084
>slow as fuck
non wholecoiners can btfo

[Anonymous No.58458112]

>>58455510
I wanna be the mouse that uses other bodies to climb back up, so for all I care buy high and sell low mofos

[Anonymous No.58458113]

>>58455510
Wow, you just told me what I already knew.
>>58455534
based

[Anonymous No.58458115]

>>58455544
>every /biz/tard is just one clever scamcoin trade away from making it, if they just time it right.

that's the whole point of biz isn't?

[Anonymous No.58458116]

>>58455510
>>58458113
this is the kind of dude that discovers "hot water" on a monthly basis.

[Anonymous No.58458120]

>>58456860
email auth just killed the board making some barely interested niggers to keep posting and feeding data to jannies.
ogs moved to bant and you'd know if you weren't so much of a idiotic faggot

[Anonymous No.58458121]

>>58455544
>on this subreddit
This place is so garbage nowadays I'm not even mad. Have an upvote kind stranger.

[Anonymous No.58458122]

>>58456509
>Well that’s why you invest what you can afford to lose
But noooooooooo, "I wanna make 5$ into 60 million by the weekend what do I buy?" is the dominant species in here.

[Anonymous No.58458124]

>>58458084
"dyor"ing shit is unironically a dead end and a getaway for delusion. look at chart history and if you see a pattern pray it'll continue that pattern. it may as well do the opposite. crypto is random, procedurally generated. it's all in the numbers.

[Anonymous No.58458125]

>>58458109
Show me your wholecoin then, faggot

[OCPD No.58458130]

>>58455511
Hey sorry guise I forgot my gay tripcode and fumbled about my fat fingers on my keyboard what I meant to say is that I suck a lot of dick on a daily basis because I read on an AI written article on Google that swallowing tanks of semen every single day is beneficial for your health long term. I don't like it per se but I grew accustomed to it by now. How do I profit from this?

[OCPD No.58458135]

>>58458130
Forgot to mention I'm on my wife's boyfriend's phone they took away my computer because I deserved punishment for not sucking her bulls dick good enough last night.

[Anonymous No.58458138]

>>58458084
>I-If I do my research, wash my face and think about it for a little I WILL find good coins to invest to.

[Anonymous No.58458139]

>>58458130
>>58458135
based

[Anonymous No.58458142]

>>58455510
so? better to try than be poor forever.

[Anonymous No.58458255]

>>58458115
Be the change you want to see in the world. For example, I use /biz/ to preach the Gospel of Bitcoin.
> Do not store up for yourselves treasures in shitcoins, where scammers and ruggers destroy, and where hackers break in and steal. But store up for yourselves Bitcoin in your hardware wallet, where scammers and ruggers do not destroy, and where hackers do not break in and steal. For where you Bitcoin is, there you heart will be also.
Stack sats and stay humble.

[Anonymous No.58458288]

>>58458120
Is this bait? I just took a look. you're really filtering through mountains of hentai to hang out in like 5 barely active crypto related threads? You're really calling me a faggot? Talk about the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

[Anonymous No.58458325]

>>58455510
I'm doing pretty good with the funny coins, I even let flur ai take care of my trades, with all of that I can stop worrying about paying the electricity bill for at least 3 months

[Anonymous No.58458328]

>>58455510
I'm le green because I'm Retardio$
You're red because you're smaaaart

[Seanonymous No.58458334]

>>58455510
After a certain point you're just buying financial security unless you're the kinda person who can never make it. Crypto helps put money where it needs to be to be spent faster. It's the future of capitalism. Money makes the world go round; crypto makes the world go forward.

[Anonymous No.58458718]

>>58455510
Not when I invested in qan is already making waves