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58450126 No.58450126 [Reply] [Original]

My uncle is a CEO of a multi-billion dollar corporation and has political insider connections. He said the giga crash happens after the election, likely Q1 of 2025 but possibly as late as Q3 2025. Just letting you know because you guys are pretty cool.

>> No.58450147

>>58450126
my uncle works at nintendo and says your uncle is a sissy liberal bussy lover. Buy Chainlink, he says.

>> No.58450544

>>58450126
Proof? threads like this only make sense if you have at least a gram of proof OP, if not you're just larping like anyone else

>> No.58450546

my uncle is the nintendo at a multi-trillion dollar corporation

he told me to sell my Chainlink

>> No.58450575

>>58450126
That would imply that your uncle knows the election results ahead of time. So whos going to be president. Let's back that claim up for the archive.

If you claim you didn't ask him then i already know you are lying.

>> No.58450608

>>58450575
Obviously its trump if they are going to crash the markets.

>> No.58450794

my dog's uncle works at berkshire's private strip club and he said to buy onion futures before the election

>> No.58450798

My uncle got raped by me after I found him lying down buttnaked and I inserted my massive shaft up his ass

>> No.58451051

>>58450126
Giga crash of what?

The entire stock market? You know that’s only possible If America itself falls under another pandemic or a war. Which won’t happen. Also, what’s ur uncle’s info? I wanna day trade using 7-8 figures, im tried of 6 figure chump change

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>>58450126
thing is, your uncle is an arsehole
he should be buying retardio and being a retard instead of giving good financial advice

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58451878

>>58450126
thanks for the heads up bro, that means that before that giga crash theres gotta be a giga pump, taking that into account I'm gonna put so much shit into all my bags before that so I can shot those fuckers. Milk away the profits.
I mean, even my ssnc gotta do something eventually right?

>> No.58451951
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58451951

Mine works for nintendo and he said blocklords is coming to the nintendo switch so children can gamble its shitcoin on the brand new nintendo exchange. Just letting you know cuz you are pretty cool OP.

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>>58451951
Mine works there too, what his name?

>> No.58452058

>>58450544
so satisfying to see a retarded nigger asking for proof in a bait thread

>> No.58452065

>>58450575
biden!!!
>>58450608
nah fuck trump.

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>>58450147
made me giggle with that last part

>> No.58452069

>>58450546
he was right. did you do it already?

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58452070

>>58452067
>>58450147

>> No.58452072

>>58450575
really hope it's trump. Niggers need to get a grip of themselves

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58452076

>>58451878
>my not needed shitcoin is making it right? :sob:

>> No.58452079

>>58451878
>brc20 based shitcoin
nope, not even with a 10ft pole.

>> No.58452081

>>58452072
I fuck hate trump, I HATEEEEEEEEEEE HIm, but if it is between him and Biden, fuck that. give me trump.

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>>58451951
just imagine nintendo pulling something like this unannounced. the shitstorm would be fucking insane.

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>>58450794
>>58450798
>>58450546
>>58450147
>>58451951
Damn why do all of you have an uncle working at Nintendo? Ask them if a new Metroid game will come out in the next 40 years please

>> No.58452090

>>58450546
your uncle has basic understanding of economics. im proud of him

>> No.58452091

>>58450794
>onion
actual onions or soi? this is important for me

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58452557

>>58450126
and my dad works for nintendo and he told me that if I bet my whole paycheck on maga he'll probably have mario's voice actor come over for my birthday party and sing dame dame for me

>> No.58452574

>>58450126
my uncle is the CEO of pornhub, he told me he watches every video your mom ever posted on there, and he barely can't keep up jacking off to her loose a.h.