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>> No.58440858
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>>58440843
Captain!, the firangi have launched a stasis beam attack on our interest rates! They wont come down at all!

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>>58440843
Captain! The crypto market is currently operating at 30% capacity following the recent bearish attack.

-Prices have sustained significant damage, with multiple cryptocurrencies experiencing major declines.
-Some essential systems, such as trading platforms and dex's are operating at very low volume.
-Investor confidence is struggling, with many unsure about the future of their portfolios and the overall health of the market.
-The crypto market's growth potential has been severely impacted, limiting opportunities for profit.

Recovery efforts are underway, but the extent of the damage is proving to be a significant challenge. Immediate action and strategic decisions are required to ensure the market's stability and the safeguarding of investors' assets.

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>>58440843
TOO LATE ALL HANDS ABANOND SHIP I REPEAT ALL HANDS ABACKKKKKK

>> No.58440992

>>58440905
shut up wesley

>> No.58441007

I sold, enjoy hoddeling them bags.

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>>58441007
He sold?

>> No.58441402

>>58440843
no damage yet, unless we do that again.. or twice

>> No.58442465

>>58440843
my maga is still intact, I can still see green at the end of the tunnel, I just hope the whole bear attack was a nightmare and wake up in a better market

>> No.58442533

>>58440992
Don't worry, I'm dealing with him.
>Cargo bay door, depressurising.