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58430507 No.58430507 [Reply] [Original]

(((Who))) controls Ethereum?

>> No.58430535

i control about 1 eferium

>> No.58430547

Me. Whenever I am sleep deprived (which is now, 4 hours of sleep), it crabs/dumps. Whenever I am well rested (8-10 hours sleep), it FUCKING SENDS. Conditions apply, I have to have sold for it to pump and must be sleeping during the pump. I must have bought for it to dump other wise it crabs. It MUST crab when im awake.

>> No.58430549
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58430549

>>58430547
Hey Stan here and I'm one of the dev whistle blowers of the JAI (J. artificial intelligence) that controls your specific simulation. Lucky you, huh? I just wanted to be 'bad' today and let you know - you're right. That's your simulation. It's just some users messing around, don't worry though. I'm going to make sure things change for you - just trust me.
Stan out.

>> No.58430558

>>58430549
Thanks stan. Im going all in on LTC and going to bed. If it doesnt dump I will be very happy.

>> No.58430568

>>58430558
I was fired. You're on your own. GL unit 92033423

>> No.58430576

>>58430568
Go fuck yourself then