/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.58426333]

Where were you?

[Anonymous No.58426336]

>>58426333
middle school

[Anonymous No.58426339]

>>58426333
jap girl sexo

[Anonymous No.58426344]

>>58426333
in my bedroom playing halo 3

[Anonymous No.58426431]

>>58426333
There's literally no date here...how tf should I know?

[Anonymous No.58426457]

>>58426431
This desu baka senpaitachi

[Anonymous No.58426512]

>>58426333
The girl on the left is cute. What's her name? I'm going to reach out to her.

[Anonymous No.58426514]

>>58426333
Imagine they're all reacting to that man's dick instead of the stock market

[Anonymous No.58426667]

>down 20% in a week is a lot

[Anonymous No.58427295]

>>58426333
I was reading cooking recipes to impress a girl, who knew I would eventually be more interested in holding things like jizzlord than cooking.

[Anonymous No.58427523]

>>58426333
>down 25%
>MAJOR MARKET CRASH
boomers are cute

[Anonymous No.58427571]

>>58426333
Loosing my job

[Anonymous No.58427575]

>thread 14 hours old
>8 replies

Seriously why do you losers even bother?

[Anonymous No.58427814]

>>58426333
lol. Fkn boomers crying over a 20% retrace. I’ve been through negative 40% days and negative 80% weeks

[Anonymous No.58428800]

In 2008 I was in high school working at Burger King, and I distinctly remember thinking about how I couldn't even tell there was a crash or a recession happening

"Must be a rich people problem"

[Anonymous No.58429710]

>>58426333
checked
I was probably in my dad's balls, who knows, you didn't even post a date retard but tbf I honestly know I'll live to see the next world market crash and I hope that by then I can cash out my entire folio and hopefully, HOPEFULLY blocklords might've dropped the coin by then, so I can claim my 4 jeeted dollars

[Anonymous No.58429717]

>>58427523
This is what I keep trying to tell people about the 2008 financial crisis. The entire market only crashed like 20-30%. When most people talk about an "apocalyptic-level crash" they're talking about 25% drop with a guaranteed full recovery within 3-4 years tops. If the US actually collapsed, like the S&P lost 80%+ market value, you'd see suicides in broad daylight out in the streets. And yet plenty of people on this site have lost 90%+ of our portfolios and bounced back just fine.

[Anonymous No.58429762]

>>58429710
You couldn't have been in your father balls in 2008, you'd be 16 right now. Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.58429765]

>>58426333
too busy playing counter strike source and going to school.

[Anonymous No.58429770]

>>58426336
>>58426344
>>58429765
>they weren't trading btc when they were 12 years old
>they didn't start multiple businesses
>they didn't hustle their way to wealth at such a supple age
you've wasted your lives

i was playing deus ex, half life and other singleplayer games because i had no friends by the way

[Anonymous No.58429772]

>>58426667
>>58427523
We are talking about the "people" that had emotional breakdowns and had to segregate black people here. Boomers were and still are unstable drama queens kek

[Anonymous No.58429777]

>>58426333
meanwhile me whenever btc crashes and burns 60% or more

[Anonymous No.58429780]

>>58429762
and what gives im not 15?

[Anonymous No.58429782]

>>58429710
Oh don't worry. It's coming. AI will make sure we enter a recession we won't be able to climb out of because companies truly won't give half a shit about half (or more) of the general population being left without a job.

[Anonymous No.58429783]

>>58429770
based
my first words to my mom when i was but a wee baby was "t-t..tr...trade b-bitcoin bitch". people in this board make up too many exucses.

[Anonymous No.58429862]

The funniest part about every recession is that right before it hits, everybody's like "no, we actually figured everything out this time and there's no way things can get that bad again" and then boom, turns out the people in charge were asleep at the wheel as usual

[Anonymous No.58430098]

>>58426333
Buying cheapies.

[Anonymous No.58430114]

>>58426667
>>58427523
>>58429717
I thought email verification was supposed to improve the quality of this board, but somehow it had the exact opposite effect. I'd prefer scam coins over stupid zoomies any day of the week. I mean, just look at this shit. How do you unironically type that and say to yourself "yeah, this is an intelligent post".

[Anonymous No.58430153]

graduated from uni

thanks boomers :)

[Anonymous No.58430156]

>>58430114
What part of it is wrong, retard?

[Anonymous No.58430168]

>>58430156
If you compared global economic recession to a shit going going down 90%, you are certifiably a retard.

[Anonymous No.58430397]

The 2008 financial crisis had a much larger impact on world culture then 9/11 ever did but for some people people are in denial about this

>>58429717
Are you retarded or something? It was more then just stocks doing down by 25%, it was a bunch of major financial institutions collapsing due to bogus securities and banks had to freeze liquidity and for a brief moment, money was not moving anywhere.

[Anonymous No.58430457]

>>58426333
was this 08 or 09? if so I was wage slaving. If it was dot com then I was in college or wage slaving.

[Anonymous No.58430596]

>>58426333
Probably dead, currently accumulating $orbs. To chads like us these macro crashes are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.58430931]

>>58426333
most likely playing shadow of the colossus on the ps2, I'm still using that thing after all these years, although I plan to use my retardio just to buy the ps5
it doesn't even have many games that interest me, I just want the prestige of having it

[Anonymous No.58430978]

>>58426333
probably making another x2 on a launch in pinksale or jerking off, one or the other

[Anonymous No.58431000]

>>58426512
>>58426339
she's a grandma now

[Anonymous No.58431021]

fml this thread is days old with 34 replies. Biz has moved to bant, try there