How should I invest 5k?

[Anonymous No.58416065]

I'm so tired with my current job, and it's mainly due to stupid fucking boomer supervisors and some retards. The other day, we were lectured about how we should be grateful to work in America because it's where everyone wants to be. While the job itself isn't terrible since it pays ok, dealing with my boomer supervisors has become intolerable. I'm still a poorfag but managed to save up 5K, and I want to invest it in whatever inches me closer to depending on my job. Should I just go all in on BTC, or should I consider adding to my poorfolio for dividends? What do I do senpai?

>inb4 kneepads
>inb4 kys

[Anonymous No.58416080]

>>58416065
invest in a gym membership, start working out 4x a week

[Anonymous No.58416092]

>>58416080
Biggest crap ever

[Anonymous No.58416094]

>>58416065
Invest in an index fund with 7% interest

[Anonymous No.58416553]

>>58416065
better to start small to see how you manage your money in the long term, I started with things like VINU and then went for something bigger, it helps to know when to sell

[Anonymous No.58416763]

>>58416065
>I'm still a poorfag but managed to save up 5K, and I want to invest it in whatever inches me closer to depending on my job. Should I just go all in on BTC, or should I consider adding to my poorfolio for dividends? What do I do senpai?
5k isn't going to do anything for escaping the cage short of a literal or figurative lottery win. In the extreme case, say that BTC 3xs after the halving. You now have $15k (minus short-term CGT) if you sell. Not materially different to where you are now.
Do you have an emergency fund?

[Anonymous No.58416765]

>>58416065
All in BEPSI.

[Anonymous No.58416773]

i love you anon

please believe me when i say this

you need to buy $hammy right now. at least 1k worth

and you need to lock your hands in a safe because you're going to sell before it hits 1-50b if you dont

its the most viral meme ever made
the cutest animal coin ever made
its the most normie friendly coin ever made

its time to be strong anon. its time to use your god given intuition to be able to separate my words of truth from the snakes that usually shill garbage with ZERO memetic power

glgl

[Anonymous No.58416787]

>>58416065
Cat AI, only been out for a week and it's going to 1000x at least

[Anonymous No.58416861]

>>58416065
You can diversify and invest in solid altcoins like DUA, FTM, JASMY, and HBAR. That's it anon.

[Anonymous No.58416862]

>>58416765
This

[Anonymous No.58418520]

not op, but how should you use your money in order to avoid losing purchasing power? high yield savings accounts? bonds? gold?

[Anonymous No.58418527]

>>58416065
well op since you only have like $5K I wouldn't put all on BTC, at least not for now since the price needs to fix it self, try another altcoins, to see if you got lucky, according to truflation, these next weeks we're gonna see a lot of red colors, but overall we're gonna be good

[Anonymous No.58418545]

>>58416065
you just posted how in your meme

[Anonymous No.58418611]

>>58416065
Treat yourself to some mesugaki ($brat) on base

[Anonymous No.58418631]

dogbat

[Anonymous No.58418642]

>>58416065
Invest in AAST, dumbfag

[Anonymous No.58418663]

Hello sir buy BEAM on Kraken (one of the most credible and long-lasting CEX's) It's new and cheap right before the halving. The project tied to it has yet to launch. Now is the time to buy

[Anonymous No.58418680]

>>58418520
It depends entirely on your time frame and risk tolerance.

It will make the pmg-tards seethe but almost definitely not gold. The premiums to buy and sell are brutal, and it's very volatile in even what people consider to be the long term. If you wanted to store wealth for a few hundred years while in cryosleep then gold would be a great pick, but not any other situation.

[Anonymous No.58418763]

>>58418527
dark times are coming, I thought halving would be beneficial for everyone

[Anonymous No.58418764]

>>58418527
its over...

[Anonymous No.58418803]

>>58416065
Qanx will give you a better ROI than index funds anon

[Anonymous No.58418898]

>>58416065
I bought more and I will sell as soon as my Dexview real time alarms notifies me that BTC is $80k

[Anonymous No.58419654]

>>58416065
50% in BTC
30% in ETH and SOL
and the rest in shitcoins or small alt coins like DAI, TRUF or XRP