Simply $500k at 5.75% apy

[Anonymous No.58415012]

or
$500k in a risk asset that has a high probability of getting less than 5.75% annual growth and more than 3% loss?

[Anonymous No.58415017]

>>58415012
I feel very bad for that cat and wish very much that I could have attended her birthday.

[Anonymous No.58415025]

>>58415017
As somebody who isn't swayed by any form of marketing, it is always fascinating to observe people falling for marketing like if they were programmed to react a certain way to certain inputs.

News flash, this is marketing, advertising shelter cats is one of the main way to get them adopted. You are supposed to feel guilty and obliged to adopt them

[Anonymous No.58415035]

>>58415012
My cat passed away the other day and i'm constantly reminded of him whenever I see a cat

[Anonymous No.58415046]

>>58415012
Don't worry about Monique the insufferable cat. Since that terribly planned birthday party, she was adopted!
And then they surrendered back to the shelter because she sucks. Oh and they removed one of her eyes, probably as retribution.

*edit: Looks like she was adopted again last week. Let's see how long *that* lasts.

[Anonymous No.58415051]

>>58415035
you know the drill. Post a picture of cat, may he rest in cat nip, so any of the countless machine learning scrappers can harvest him and come closer to the final truth, that cats are the true masters of this planet

[Anonymous No.58415068]

I miss cuddling with my cat :(. But it had a great life, it was 21 yo when it died. I would love to have another cat but I just have to put every penny into crypto. I'll get one when I make it.

[Anonymous No.58415079]

>>58415068
post cat pics

[Anonymous No.58415126]

Government bonds always have negative real yield until fiat. US treasuries have only returned around 60% of the monetary expansion since 1971

[Anonymous No.58415132]

>>58415126
Under fiat

[Anonymous No.58415142]

>>58415126
I'm not talking bonds, though technically it is but it wouldn't be for me. The service provider seems to be willing to take that risk offering the yield to attract liquidity. Just plane ol' iou dollars in a flexible contract that is pretty much as liquid as a checking account with a service provider who is technically speaking a bank.

[Anonymous No.58415155]

>>58415142
Still effectively bonds from a yield perspective

[Anonymous No.58415162]

>>58415155
without the downward risk of bonds.
I just don't yet see allocating anything to risk assets when there is 5.xx% to be had on plane old fiat not very attractive

[Anonymous No.58415168]

>>58415025
omg anon you´re so internetpilled and based
can you teach me more in the art of being an insufferable faggot?
>>58415012
neither. Get your funds, start some blue scam on BASE or 1intro and pump your own bags like crazy.
>wat do now?
shill nonstop here, and you'll see how (You) made Apu 2

[Anonymous No.58415171]

>>58415168
>be a scammer
nah, too much work
>how to be so insufferable
look into the mirror Ranjeet

[Anonymous No.58415173]

>>58415168
>Apu 2

shut your fucking mouth

[Anonymous No.58415176]

>>58415068
I can get you pussy for free If you need.

[Anonymous No.58415182]

>>58415171
just by the way you type I can tell you're just a zoomerino malding with english you can´t even comprehend, don't worry chud, you´ll learn someday.
>>58415173
It is the truth tho dont get mad at me just bc you can´t biz kek

[Anonymous No.58415185]

>>58415051
gotta love his paw almost being chopped and his "fuck you" meow kek

[Anonymous No.58415186]

>>58415168
dont give ideas to the pajeets bro

[Anonymous No.58415190]

>>58415079
pussy pics please

[Anonymous No.58415192]

>>58415182
enjoy the V of V. Brian and his ilk made crapto cringe worse than the skeleton

[Anonymous No.58415193]

>>58415035
i feel you bro, i really do, my cat was very old (pushing 20 years old) and she passed away last week. Everywhere i go i see her lil' face. Sometimes i invest in some cat memecoins on pinksale because it makes me feel better

[Anonymous No.58415220]

>>58415012
what kind of answer are you even expecting with vague numbers and zero context?

[Anonymous No.58415249]

>>58415051
cute.

[Anonymous No.58415261]

>>58415017
Me too anon.

>>58415012
My situation is about 1/10th that. Realistically some split is probably best. For the time being a safe 5% is pretty good. Hell I might take a portion and day trade. I always day trade, make some money, get stressed out, get lucky, walk away and say no more then come back.
>lucky to be good
>good to be lucky
I think you just can't put all your eggs in one basket. Boggle head only ETFs is just as bad as yoloing your whole portfolio every trade. My advice is open a calculator app or python terminal and a paper journal and just write out a few allocations and journal about the various pros and cons.

[Anonymous No.58415541]

>>58415193
>i feel you bro, i really do, my cat was very old (pushing 20 years old) and she passed away last week. Everywhere i go i see her lil' face. Sometimes i invest in some cat memecoins on pinksale because it makes me feel better
Are we seriously going to tolerate this level?

[Anonymous No.58416812]

>>58415261
Nah, I decided for the 5.75% riskless income. You faglords go and do some (((bullrun))) on nothing. Looking forward to short it with 5.75% more capital when the pyramid scheme players run out of steam, as always

[Anonymous No.58417001]

>>58415035
Sorry for your loss cat anon
>from a dog bro

[Anonymous No.58417107]

>>58415261
What about exploring liquid restaking protocols so you can earn more than that? You have options like EtherFi, Karak, or YieldNest once its mainnet is live anon.