/smg/ give me your email edition

[Anonymous No.58399248]

you bought calls right anon?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://web.archive.org/web/20201104182916/https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzutsuki
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Unerified Umeshes
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.finra.org/finra-data/fixed-income

Last time on /smg/ Z
>>58393926

[Anonymous No.58399266]

I have a very important announcement to make.

I am officially announcing my bid for President of the United States.

[Anonymous No.58399269]

remember to watch futures very closely tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58399273]

>>58399218
I get why people are upset. It's a completely retarded attempt at ridding this board of pajeets. It's not going to work and the only thing it's going to do is drive out organic traffic from this board. I don't believe this is going to last. I think after a short time the moderators are going to realize that it's done absolutely nothing to get rid of pajeets. Pajeets are relentless. Jannies don't understand that even one person buying into one of their shitcoins can feed 15 Indian villages for a year. They have all the time in the world and will have no problem making burner email accounts as well.

[Anonymous No.58399282]

>>58399273
Paradoxically I believe this will actually enhance the jeet problem. Jannies will think they won't need to monitor the board because of the email verification. Scam threads will get even worse.

[Anonymous No.58399284]

>>58399269
You mean watch closely... tonight? Right?

[Anonymous No.58399298]

>>58399284
no

[Anonymous No.58399306]

retard bros i don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.58399317]

>>58399282
>Jannies will think they won't need to monitor the board because of the email verification
Anon jannies do this shit for fun. Why else would they do it for free. Bunch of incel chuds that didn't get any action in high school think bullying a bunch of schizos on some niche website is their version of revenge. They never cared about the spam in the first place.

[Anonymous No.58399327]

>>58399266
henlo mr presdident

[Anonymous No.58399331]

Real smigger thread
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

[Anonymous No.58399335]

>>58399218
Actually click the link you absolute fool and look at what it says about email domains. You can't even use a yahoo.fr address lmao

[Anonymous No.58399351]

>>58399331
Come home white man

[Anonymous No.58399352]

>>58399273
Its an extremely retarded idea, its so stupid and unfathomable that anons think its a glownigger initative for a slow roll-out to remove anonymity from imageboard posting. After jan 6, glowniggers don't want any more shenanigans when they rugpull drumpf again this election year.

If they don't roll this back within a month after seeing how its completely decimated organic traffic on the board then we will be 100% sure.

[Anonymous No.58399360]

>/biz/realis squatting on another board

[Anonymous No.58399463]

>>58399360
We have colonized it pretty nicely

[Anonymous No.58399484]

>>58399360
>if we dont' squat here
>another general will

[Anonymous No.58399539]

rate my bags:
>sens
>sndl
>uwmc
red on all of them

[Anonymous No.58399543]

face ripper rally confirmed on monday
israel stock market is open for bidness

[Anonymous No.58399554]

>President won't speak at all after middle east attacks

USA is such a pathetic excuse for a super power now. I want to short every single American stock, this is like watching the final years of the Romans in modern times.

[Anonymous No.58399579]

>>58399218
>just give us your work email bro no one is going to doxx you to intelligence services for buying unregistered securities or 'advertising' your purchase of stocks
The entire thing is jews being afraid of people getting alpha.

Twitter and reddit will likely have similar crackdowns. You aren't allowed to make money in jew world.

[Anonymous No.58399606]

>>58399554
Trump will restore glory to the USA. If biden gets another term, yeah its basically over. Liberals will clap as the nation goes down in flames.

[Anonymous No.58399616]

>>58399606
>Trump will restore glory to the USA
Just like his last term, right?

[Anonymous No.58399622]

We will never get legal cannabis. I hate the democratic party with such a passion. I wish I was at Jan. 6th

[Anonymous No.58399625]

>>58399360
They probably should have given into demands to created a shitcoin general thread, blocking phoneposters and south asians and giving us fucking flags then. You know, actual fixes that would make /biz/ useful since I would filter non-americans.

[Anonymous No.58399633]

>>58399616
He did. or were you to busy stuck in your basement listening to npr whilst clutching your pearls during 2016-2020?

[Anonymous No.58399640]

Putting 50% of my monthly investment budget into uranium mining companies from now on.

[Anonymous No.58399641]

I guess prices will be down tomorrow morning?

That sucks for me, but will there be any good bargains?

[Anonymous No.58399650]

>>58399616
This. Cities burned freely on his watch. Now we have record NATGAS AND OIL production.

[Anonymous No.58399653]

>>58399554
>USA is such a pathetic excuse for a super power now. I want to short every single American stock, this is like watching the final years of the Romans in modern times.
It is unironically closer to the fall of the USSR with the old man politicians and all marginally younger politicians like gorbachev being fucking sellouts.

Oh and importantly the USSR also had a demographic problem- going from 90% european in 1917, it would be like 64% European now with all the central asian niggers having trillions of kids.

>>58399616
His last term was a great economic boom. He doesn't have the time or power to fix it, but if he was elected and instituted "agenda 2025" which is just allowing the president to actually exercise executive power by firing career leftoid 85yos like fauci putting shit policies in place since 1964 and ending anchor babies/mass deportation/more housing construction the US could have another 20 years.

[Anonymous No.58399664]

>>58399539
>uwmc
lol what's the colour after red

[Anonymous No.58399676]

>>58399650
>cities burned freely
google CHAZ/CHOP
remember when Seattle/Washington never invited thenational guard for help? remember when a city literlly seceded and the democratic politicians allowed it to happen because they didn't want to talk to the president of the US? Show me the contracts that were renewed to create this record production....

[Anonymous No.58399680]

>>58399641
All green immediately after opening. Bargains were Friday afternoon.

[Anonymous No.58399695]

These threads have been much better since the Macedonian gypsy fucked off to bant.

[Anonymous No.58399708]

>>58399676
>....

[Anonymous No.58399713]

>>58399650
>cities burned freely
Yeah funny how it immediately stopped once the democrats were in the Whitehouse and BLM vanished at the same time. Nothing to see here goy.

[Anonymous No.58399735]

[Anonymous No.58399760]

>>58399713
Thank God for Biden ridding the world of BLM and AXON NIGGER SHOCKERS have gained and gained.

[Anonymous No.58399796]

>les avenirs

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58399808]

>feds shut down /biz/ to contain the panic as the market begins to crash
>the faggot fed that begs everyone to buy calls to prop up the market also brags about ruining /smg/
Anyway, post in the real thread:
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129
>>>/bant/20019129

[Anonymous No.58399840]

>>58399808 I don't want to have to keep up with 2 /smg/s. I can barely read 1 during the work week. Why did it have to end up like this?

[Anonymous No.58399858]

>>58399695
Who was the gypsy? Did we have a gyppo this whole time?

[Anonymous No.58399862]

>https://twitter.com/lbjfancamcoop/status/1779262898314903675

I think I will long pizza stocks, is this typical when wars are breaking out?

[Anonymous No.58399869]

>>58399650
Just thinking about how Oil always dumps in may/june because of the summer changeover. 5 dollars a gallon this summer huh. That's going to be hard. But oil calls will make up for it.

[Anonymous No.58399888]

>The Pizza Meter was taken down a week ago

UUUUHHHH GUYS? Bearish???

[Anonymous No.58399891]

>>58399869
I already sold at about $84 so I'm watching a waiting for the next good DIPPARINO. It might not come this time though due to JEWS.

[Anonymous No.58399894]

>>58399869
Nobody can afford to travel right now.b I don't expect to sew really high gas prices unless we get some oil fuckery in the middle east.

[Anonymous No.58399919]

The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

[Anonymous No.58399920]

>>58399894
Ameripoors

[Anonymous No.58399921]

>>58399808
>post in real thread
this is the real thread ya fucking faggot. I have been coming to /smg/ since 2017 and I have seen the likes of you before. Go start a club with the other autistic men in your life.

[Anonymous No.58399922]

>>58399248
test

[Anonymous No.58399923]

Any good vidya recommendations? Want something with exploration but jap autism preferably. Only have a PC

[Anonymous No.58399924]

>>58399891
It will always come because summer and winter oil blend is different, forcing them to dump. It's like clockwork.

[Anonymous No.58399925]

>>58399920
Correct. Americans are poor now.

[Anonymous No.58399934]

>>58399919
This isn't true because my mother still relates the time my younger cousin invested 100 bucks in the stock market when he was 13 or something and 'lost money' because they don't understand how shit works.

[Anonymous No.58399941]

>>58399923
I'm playing tales of berseria right now. 28 hours in, it's pretty good desu. Just keep in mind Magilou is my waifu and therefore off the table for you.

[Anonymous No.58399951]

>>58399924
I hope so, I want to buy.

[Anonymous No.58399975]

>>58399331
No, there is no need to split the threads into another board, please stop.

This system is likely to end up in all places in the future, so you're only delaying the inevitable. They should just add flags already.

[Anonymous No.58399977]

why does it feel like this whole board except for this thread is either 1. trying to get me to gamble everything on crypto based on survivor bias from 80 iq retards who are the only people in the world telling me its a good investment, or 2. trying to get me to lose all my money in some meme coin scam

[Anonymous No.58399985]

>>58399858
He's that annoying oil and gas faggot posting men smoking cigarettes. The worst poster here along with DAX anon.

[Anonymous No.58399990]

>>58399977
Because this website is demonic.
CHECKED

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58399997]

>>58399975
>No, there is no need to split the threads into another board, please stop.
>*reddit spacing*
>This system is likely to end up in all places in the future, so you're only delaying the inevitable. They should just add flags already.

[Anonymous No.58400002]

>>58399977
Because you are right. Have to remember a great portion of Western Society is now wagie slaves & if they have the unfortunate curse of understanding that, gambling shitcoins in their only way out.

The Indians are here because it works, they wouldn't be spamming if it didn't work.

[Anonymous No.58400006]

>>58399975
>I WANT FLAGS CAUSE I NEED PEOPLE TO KNOW WHO I AM
go to twitter fag

[Anonymous No.58400010]

>>58399941
sell me on it

[Anonymous No.58400017]

>>58399997

[Anonymous No.58400025]

>>58400010
It's an action rpg with plenty of qt anime girls. If you have played any other tales games it's the same formula. Lots of booba and characters that are actually interesting to listen to.

[Anonymous No.58400077]

>>58399977
The sadder bit is /smg/ accounts for ~10% of all /biz/ traffic during the business week. That leaves 88% for the crypto spam and 2% for actual business discussion, which gets pushed out by all the 88% spam.

[Anonymous No.58400080]

Today sucked. "I'll mow the yard today since its nice" That was the goal. Big fat shat on that idea. The mower leaked oil, gas, maybe both as I was pushing it. Damn lucky it didn't explode due to stuff pooling on the deck and you know that hot ass muffler right there and all. Sad part about the affair was the mower is only maybe 5 years old. So ordered a new one. Fucking hell the new one is a "downgrade". Its as cheap as I could get. Still $211.00. That's what I paid for my old one which is better 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.58400106]

>>58400080
My self-propelled mower is pretty bullet proof. I think it's a Craftsman with a Honda engine. Only thing I've had to change over the last 10 years were the front two wheels since they get worn down over time. They're a little pricey though, I think in the $300 ballpark but its paid for itself by this point.

[Anonymous No.58400108]

>>58400080
RIP boomer you going to be pushing a mower with a third less deck size so doing nearly twice the work. I was supposed to mow today but I have too much fun playing vidya.

[Anonymous No.58400131]

>>58400080
>not just seeing where the problem was and fixing it then and there
SOME
FUCKIN
BOOMER
(You) are. FAGGOT.

[Anonymous No.58400133]

>>58400106
I will no longer be residing at a home where I need to mow so I will have to sell my mower in June once I move out. Dunno really what I will be doing since I will be in SE Asia for two months. I leave June 12th and get back August 2nd so I guess it makes sense to rent something.

[Anonymous No.58400151]

>move to /bant/
>/cmmg/, frog thread spammers, and shitcoiners follow
yeah that isn't going to last
sad cuz I would actually like to be on a pink board instead

[Anonymous No.58400156]

>>58400080
Just pay someone to mow. If you're like most boomers I know, you're probably sitting on a half acre lot. They'll probably only charge you $30 per mow.

[Anonymous No.58400169]

>>58400151
Trust me... the pink boards aren't healthy places to business and finance

[Anonymous No.58400176]

>>58400025
That looks too jap autistic. Did you play Nier: Replicant? Looks pretty neat. Also thought about Dragons Dogma 2 since I liked the original but looks like a rip-off

[Anonymous No.58400183]

>>58400156
>most boomers you know are on less than 10 acres
Where is this, either Sodom or Gomorrah?

[Anonymous No.58400189]

>>58400176
Dragons Dogma 2 had pretty severe performance issues at launch.

[Anonymous No.58400192]

So now I've official doxed myself to the FBI and NSA

What do next?

[Anonymous No.58400209]

>>58400176
I tried playing the first nier but got lost about halfway through the game and just lost interest. I didn't love the first dragons dogma so I'm not interested in the second one much at this time. The tales series isn't for everyone, it is a week game and a damn good one.

[Anonymous No.58400244]

>>58400189
Yeah cant risk that with my lmAoMD GPU
>>58400209
Gonna check it out again. Maybe I am finally gonna succumb and play a Persona game and become the Japanese high school girl of my dreams

[Anonymous No.58400262]

>>58399862
>I think I will long pizza stocks, is this typical when wars are breaking out?
Also cigarettes

[Anonymous No.58400287]

Green tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.58400290]

>>58400077
/biz/ was founded as a containment board for crypto spam from /g/. If anything its return to its roots
Incidentally, /smg/ is an anomally so we shouldnt feel attached to here specifically. If something hapoens we can migrate.

[Anonymous No.58400293]

>>58400244
I tried playing persona 5 but I just couldn't. I'm not that much of a weeb. Plus it's just a Pokémon rip off.

[Anonymous No.58400301]

>>58400080
>leaked oil, gas, maybe both as I was pushing it.
So is that bullish or bearish for energy stocks

[Anonymous No.58400302]

>>58400287
God, I hope so

[Anonymous No.58400321]

>>58400290
Half of us are already on /bant/

Most disposable email sites like proton are glowie owned.
If you guys actually use that shit you will have a name next to your posts. They’ll be able to link everything you say here.
All it takes is one pissed off person to ruin your life.

Basically, either we make it work on /bant/ like we are now, or we’ll have to make some kind of /pol/ general.
We can’t stay here guys you don’t get it. You don’t get what this update is for.

Yes glowies can get your info if they request it for illegal stuff but this is different. I simply can’t come here after the update.
So either come to /bant/ or share this board with anons that don’t know better.

[Anonymous No.58400332]

>>58399616
One of the things I liked about Trump was he was the first president in decades not not start a new military campaign somewhere, but this fucker would gladly start WW3 just for Israel. Because of that, I would rather have Biden.

[Anonymous No.58400334]

>>58400290
Where was the stock market discussed before /biz/ I wonder. I graduated college around when /biz/ was formed and it wasn't until 5 years later I remembered the stock market existed.

[Anonymous No.58400337]

>>58400321
>he doesn't know about chitwood
they already have your name next to your posts anyways
especially if you use a VPN as they are glowie bottlenecks

[Anonymous No.58400338]

>>58400321
>All it takes is one pissed off person to ruin your life
Jokes on them, my life is already ruined. I'm just waiting to die.

[Anonymous No.58400366]

>>58400321
>You don’t get what this update is for.
I do get it and will move when it goes live, but what happens if it hits the rest of the site?

[Anonymous No.58400369]

i work in transactions & masturbation, transaction flow optimization, i work with banking, capital management, investments and risk assesment, i jerk off all day

[Anonymous No.58400381]

>>58400332
Anyone claiming to support biden is trolling right? Might as well just have a empty chair as president.

[Anonymous No.58400385]

>>58400366
then look forward to 4chan becoming a public company as they are making the first steps towards that

[Anonymous No.58400389]

>>58400369
I could do this.

[Anonymous No.58400402]

>>58400385
This site literally has no value. What could they possibly hope to gain from monetizing it? Most of the boards are completely dead and the ones that aren't are CIA honeypots.

[Anonymous No.58400417]

>>58400385
in fact, $CHAN doesn't seem to be taken
perfect

>>58400402
>a bunch of traffic
>ads
>user passes
>bought by an actual company that generates revenue
>paid mods and jannies
>"no value"

holy fuck you must be 18+ to post here

[Anonymous No.58400422]

>>58400381
>Might as well just have a empty chair as president.
That's exactly why I want him, he won't do anything whereas you know Trump will do something stupid. DESU I'd rather have neither of them, but for some retarded reason this is choice the American people have this November.

[Anonymous No.58400460]

>>58400417
in fact the first find is that 4chan makes 10m a year in revenue
>no value
get drafted you zoomette

[Anonymous No.58400470]

>>58400417
>a bunch of traffic

[Anonymous No.58400474]

>>58399977
because crypto shills are literally profiting from their shilling. Except for the KO boomer I don't think we have any insiders promoting their companies here.

[Anonymous No.58400486]

>>58400470
>tens of millions of views per month

[Anonymous No.58400494]

i've struck a deal with the department of defence so no stock can be priced above $10k, to keep the market healthy and sane in the head

[Anonymous No.58400495]

>>58400486
>algorithms scan the site for gamblers' sentiment

[Anonymous No.58400500]

>>58400495
>/smg/ is solely responsible for tens of millions of views per month

[Anonymous No.58400522]

>>58400486
Also this is the quality of ads you're getting here...

[Anonymous No.58400534]

>>58400500
let's be honest with ourselves, vidya butts poster is responsible for half of those

[Anonymous No.58400544]

>>58400522
>>58400534
im buying every fucking share of $CHAN and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.58400545]

>>58400133
Oh what is it you're going to SEA for?
;)

[Anonymous No.58400546]

>>58400500
Its impossible to know how deep the /smg/ rabbithole goes.

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58400558]

REAL THREAD:
>>20023223
REAL THREAD:
>>20023223
REAL THREAD:
>>20023223
REAL THREAD:
>>20023223
REAL THREAD:
>>20023223
REAL THREAD:
>>20023223

[Anonymous No.58400562]

>>58400558
nice

[Anonymous No.58400563]

>>58400417
it has value, just not from a publicly traded company standpoint

it doesnt grow its revenue at all. it's a decent dividend company and should stay private. probably some defense contractor / intelligence contracts as well to smooth out informant type deals

[Anonymous No.58400565]

how about a new update fatty

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58400566]

>>58400558
>>58400562
FUCK
>>/bant/20023223
>>/bant/20023223
>>/bant/20023223
>>/bant/20023223
>>/bant/20023223

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58400572]

>>58400558
>>58400562
>>58400566
>>>/bant/20023223
>>>/bant/20023223
>>>/bant/20023223
>>>/bant/20023223
>>>/bant/20023223

[Anonymous No.58400578]

>>58400565
What's the point, /smg/ is a wrap. Jannies killed it.

[Anonymous No.58400580]

>>58400566
>>58400572
I will not be participating in off-topic threads on other boards.

[Anonymous No.58400583]

>>58400563
the email thing is a step towards growing revenue
you are being retarded here
you need to be forward facing instead

[Anonymous No.58400586]

>>58400578
wtf why did jannies 43% the best general on 4chinz

[Anonymous No.58400592]

>>58400583
no it isnt retard, it's a way for them to stop spam and also easily hand off more info to glowies if the ask

they are starting it on /biz/ because we had flagrant insider info posted here and the SEC has boners for catching them

[Anonymous No.58400595]

You guys do realize that an imageboard is already a containment place for out of touch boomers?

[Anonymous No.58400600]

>>58400595
Yes that's why /pol/ was created

[Anonymous No.58400601]

>>58400595

[Anonymous No.58400610]

>>58400558
>he doesn't know how to crosslink

[Anonymous No.58400614]

>>58400595
>an imageboard is already a containment place for out of touch boomers?
that's facebook, retard

[Anonymous No.58400615]

>>58400592
>we had flagrant insider info posted here

[Anonymous No.58400635]

>>58400592

[Anonymous No.58400645]

>>58400635
i think gamergate is a pretty cool guy

[Anonymous No.58400659]

>>58400645
there's an edit of her that removes the semitic features from her face and she is smoking

[Anonymous No.58400660]

>>58400592
maybe /x/ is more your speed.

[Anonymous No.58400664]

You can try to migrate /smg/ all you want, the fact remains that /biz/ and 4chan as a whole is an addiction. You can't just move a general that's been here for years. The novelty of the /bant/ thread will wear off once you realize there are only five posters in it.

/smg/ is here to stay. You will use the email system. You lost.

[Anonymous No.58400666]

AMZN, MSFT, V, Google. What do I buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.58400679]

TEST?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.58400680]

>>58400666
hi satan

[Anonymous No.58400681]

>>58400664
this but leaving 4channel.org instead of whatever autistic shit he was on about. the bant threads are shit and the pedoposters are already coming out of the woodwork

[Anonymous No.58400683]

>>58400080
Im going to assume you checked out having your old one repaired? Sound like you have leaking gaskets.

[Anonymous No.58400693]

happening cancelled, so pump?

[Anonymous No.58400697]

>>58400402
> has no value
I have had many good times in this thread. Sure would hate to see it die. If we have to go to /bant/, so be it but I prefer to stay here.

[Anonymous No.58400699]

>>58400664
I will probably still post on /smg/ but I won't as often and will probably sugar coat my words because of the email shit.

[Anonymous No.58400702]

>>58400693
It's still too early to tell. The US told Israel that they won't back up a retaliation strike and to basically stop crying. Israel is playing the part of the bipolar ex right now so who knows what they'll do.

[Anonymous No.58400704]

I wish a buck would break me.

[Anonymous No.58400714]

>>58400422
> Trump will do something stupid
Like lower the gas prices? Allow more homes to be built? Defund the FBI? Name one thing he could do stupider than what the Biden puppet masters are doing already.

[Anonymous No.58400728]

>>58400714
>Name one thing he could do stupider than what the Biden puppet masters are doing already.
Print another two trillion dollars to finish what he started in 2020.

[Anonymous No.58400748]

>>58400728
>what he started in 2020
Sadly most retards actually believe this. Legislative branch controls the money not the executive. That stimulus shit was going out regardless. Trump just trolled them by having his name put on the check. Dumb move by the way.

[Anonymous No.58400756]

>>58400714
What will happen if Trump wins again is on day one soros will throw billions to make another anarchy communist terrorist group many times larger than blm. They will loot, pillage, and burn every city in America for 4 years, just waiting for Trump to retaliate. The second he does all Democrat and RINO Republican politicians and the MSM will screech "nazi" and then the fbi and CIA will coordinate to remove him from office. He has an uphill battle ahead of him and I give him credit for even bothering to try and take on the task of being president and fight globohomo head on. Anyone supporting biden is a coward content with letting the US die.

[Anonymous No.58400766]

>>58400402
>This site literally has no value
Actually it's the friends we made along the way

[Anonymous No.58400789]

>>58400748
He signed the CARES act into law my guy. The same law that kick started this fucking downward spiral we're in now.

[Anonymous No.58400807]

I wish I could be this level of schizo... nothing too extreme, but fun at parties

[Anonymous No.58400853]

>>58400680
TSM bros how we feelin

[Anonymous No.58400879]

>>58400853
Expecting a cheeky dumperino tomorrow for everything but I'm planning to slurp SOXL and some other semis

[Anonymous No.58400886]

I'm starting the week with buying SOXL weeklies

[Anonymous No.58400890]

>>58400789
>CARES act
Passed the house 419 to 6
Passed the Senate 96 to 0
That bill was getting passed whether he vetoed it or not. This was the trump who didn’t know the full extent of corruption he was dealing with. Now we have a smarter and more pissed off trump and it will be fun to watch when he is elected. I don’t care how many lunch time rowdy cities burn because of it.

[Anonymous No.58400922]

>>58400890
>Now we have a smarter and more pissed off trump
Yeah nothing instills more confidence in my country than another dementia ridden geriatric retard, but this time with a vendetta, in office.

[Anonymous No.58400931]

testing saars

[Anonymous No.58400946]

>>58400807
>that turned out not to be the case
Huh? It's on its face obviously true. Why would they say otherwise? Oh wait
>new york times

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58400951]

Real thread:
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[Anonymous No.58400969]

>>58400951
Nah, you'll all come back. I give it until about Tuesday before the /bant/ experiment fails.

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58400982]

>>58400969
Okay, have fun talking to yourself, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.58400999]

>>58400890
>Now we have a smarter and more pissed off trump
This man has released not one but TWO NFT collections with his face and name on them.

[Anonymous No.58401011]

smg is finally dead

[Anonymous No.58401020]

>>58401011
We're over there >>>/bant/20023223

[Anonymous No.58401031]

>>58401020
Nope, we're still here :)
See you guys soon!

[Anonymous No.58401045]

test

[Anonymous No.58401073]

>>58399269
who's actually backtested this

[Anonymous No.58401087]

>>58399248
Thoughts on AMD? Seems wildly undervalued when looking at NVIDA but idk shit

[Anonymous No.58401090]

swdesdff

[Anonymous No.58401111]

>>58400922
It will be entertaining. At least it's a right wing dementia patient.

[Anonymous No.58401120]

>>58401087
call me when they will be able of producing mi300 in any serious quantity

[Anonymous No.58401166]

>>58401073
you can do this yourself tho

[Anonymous No.58401178]

>split the thread and take the cancer reactionary posters with you to /bant/
>leave the thread to boomers and mostly sane posters
Uh yeah they sure showed us

[Anonymous No.58401181]

>>58399248
I only buy shares in excellent companies. Investing is really easy

[Anonymous No.58401187]

>>58401181
It really is that simple and yet..

[Anonymous No.58401191]

>the group of people who pride themselves on being independent are trying to influence the other anonymous people to following a crowd or be 'left out' to talk to themselves
I am for one am happy of the self purge of dipshits and tourists. We can finally talk about the fundamentals of stocks and businesses without being talked down to by people who keep losing money on gambling.

[Anonymous No.58401194]

>>58401191
This

Now let's talk about the real hidden gems like AQB

[Anonymous No.58401201]

>>58401178
It's just going go end up with 2 shitty dead threads

[Anonymous No.58401210]

>>58401201
A baker will arise tomorrow and this weekend will seem like a fever dream

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58401221]

>>58401178
>cancer reactionary posters
Reddit might be a bit more your speed, troon

[Anonymous No.58401247]

>>58401221
You'll be back. It may take a few days, or a few weeks, but you'll be back. One by one our old brothers will come crawling back because the "new" thread just doesn't feel the same anymore. Your influence will continue to wane until one day, you're just talking to yourself. You'll be back.

[Anonymous No.58401248]

>>58401221
Maybe you shouldn't be an emotionally crippled faggot who gets enjoys getting butt blasted.

[Anonymous No.58401249]

Why are you fags giving gookmoot your email, or even *an* email, instead of just posting on the /bant/ threads? Bonus is redditors can't report you for calling someone a nigger either

[Anonymous No.58401256]

>>58401249
get fucking gone you financially uneducated NEET.

[Anonymous No.58401258]

>>58401247
>>58401248
Enjoy your dead general. I hope it was worth it.

[Anonymous No.58401262]

>>58401249
Why does it even matter?
The IP you're making with your posts is already enough to tie you to them, what difference does a fake email make?

[Anonymous No.58401266]

OPEN THE CASINO

[Anonymous No.58401268]

>>58401258
>dead general
I will enjoy the culling of financially illiterates'.

[Anonymous No.58401270]

>9 posts by this ID

[Anonymous No.58401276]

>>58401266
This is my most favorite stock

[Anonymous No.58401279]

>>58401262
>what difference does a fake email make?
it doesn't matter. the zoomies who don't understand technology and the schizos are the only ones who care.

[Anonymous No.58401281]

>>58401270
>REEEEE YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND, THE EMAILS REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.58401283]

As a proud AAPL owner and Icloud subscriber for just a few dollars per month i can use hide my email future to stay anonymous

[Anonymous No.58401285]

>>58401270
>1 pbtid
So what's in your poorfolio? I hold a healthy 2,000 shares of PLNH at .56 cents for 4/20 holiday. easiest money

[Anonymous No.58401289]

>>58401262
If it doesn't matter, then I shouldn't have to give them one. Simple as
>>58401256
Cope you redditnigger serf. Don't forget to acquiesce to the anus scan verification of 2030 4chan to make sure the shitposting you're doing comes out of your verified sphincter.

[Anonymous No.58401305]

>>58401289
>I don't have a thesaurus and am to impatient to collect my thoughts for a coherent reply. Your obsession with social media sites is hilariously autistic. I bet you don't even own a business. fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.58401309]

>>58401289
What method do you propose for cutting down on shills?

[Anonymous No.58401320]

>>58401305
>his image literally states to call people who fight against the shilling schizos
>meanwhile >>58401279
>implies he needs a thesaurus to understand my post
lmao
Nothing makes a pajeet seethe more than the idea of having his flag next to his post

[Anonymous No.58401334]

>>58401309
Rangeban Israel and India from the website
It will literally never happen because "cutting down on shills" has never been the point, just the excuse. Same as how captcha was implemented "to cut down on bots" and now it makes zero difference because all we were doing was being forced to perform free labor to train the AI that the bots use

[Anonymous No.58401339]

[Anonymous No.58401347]

>>58401339
lining up to give gookmoot my dollars can't wait sounds like an incredibly sound business decision

[Anonymous No.58401351]

opennnn

[Anonymous No.58401381]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[Anonymous No.58401383]

Oh my god jesus christ what are these futures I need to sell my home

[Anonymous No.58401386]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.58401388]

IT'S ACTUALLY GREEN ; LMAO

[Anonymous No.58401401]

>>58401087
maybe buy under 140.

[Anonymous No.58401407]

>>58401087
Literally retarded post

[Anonymous No.58401413]

>>58401347
I post way too much here to waste my time with captchas

[Anonymous No.58401419]

>>58401388
>Futes
The first 30 second candle was red.
It's over for the retarded Mumoids.

[putsRnotDaWae No.58401424]

Boboids BTFO, last week was oversold and the war got overly priced in. SPX to 5300 this week.

[Anonymous No.58401423]

I'm you're actually surprised it's green you're an idiot who should never pay attention to macro/geopolitics because you obviously don't have any clue how any of this works

[Anonymous No.58401430]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.58401435]

>he didn't slurp before friday close

[Anonymous No.58401439]

when will emaiils get implemented?

[Anonymous No.58401442]

FACE RIPPER CONFIRMED ON MONDAY

[Anonymous No.58401462]

>>58401439
Idk I've been posting all day without one, but I'm also not from a "problematic" nation :)

[Anonymous No.58401465]

pro tip Iran won't ever do shit and there will never ever be a full out war in the middle east

This is like when Trump assassinated the Iranian general. They fired a few missiles in the desert to save face and then everyone forgot about it.

The Iranian leaders are actually extremely weak and unpopular. The religious fundamentalists are a tiny minority, most of Iran just wants to secularize and westernize again as they were in the 70s. A full out war would just mean the end of the Ayatollah in Iran. Thus Iranian leadership can only bark and never bite.

[Anonymous No.58401491]

uhhh bullbros did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.58401508]

why are we dumping on zero news?????

[Anonymous No.58401516]

>>58399840
blame mods. this week will be the test

[Anonymous No.58401525]

>iran vs israel

Markets are not stupid they've see through the smoke and mirrors nothing will happen

[Anonymous No.58401537]

>>58401465
No one cares glowie.
>2022/2023
>Muh biggest protests ever, the Ayatollahs are finished! Muh Mahsa Amini! This is definitely totally organic it's finally coming home! Iran will be secular!
>Result: Total protestor failure, Ayatollah power further entrenched by annoying manufactured protests, further restriction on women passed, consolidated more control of media to the Ayatollah
The only reason they're all bark and no bite is because based on the last conflicts against Israel they know they'd be glassed if they tried anything because their armies are dogshit. They won't do shit but not because of your Zeihan poisoned brain. Markets are going to wick up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58401547]

the good guys won

[Anonymous No.58401549]

>>58399248
i laugh every time i see this op pic knowing it makes so many chuds seethe. an yes i bought calls

[Anonymous No.58401556]

it will be red very soon

[Anonymous No.58401562]

thus coped bobo

[Anonymous No.58401564]

>>58401556
you should stop picking your nose then

[Anonymous No.58401567]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.58401600]

>>58401525
>>58401537
The threat is not that Iran would be able to do any substantial damage, but that they would lead an Arab coalition to intervene in Israel v Gaza. Their armies are shit, so is the rest of Arabia sans perhaps the Saudis. But there exists a possibility for combined forces to simply zerg rush 262 miles from all sides before sleepy joe can blink - that is the nightmare that leaves all Zionists sleepless.

[Anonymous No.58401614]

>>58401600
Yeah I'm sure they're terrified.
The Tel Aviv 90 is already back to pre attack levels. Nothing burger confirmed, we go green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58401638]

>>58401614
>2006
>IDF victory
kek

[Anonymous No.58401676]

>Futures

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58401701]

Come join us in the real thread. This one is dead.
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[Anonymous No.58401708]

>>58401600
>Arab coalition
Lmao, Saudia and Jordan intercepted Iranian drones, I don't think they are worried about an Arab coalition. Zionist do however fear the amount of young Americas who not only don't like Isreal but go as far to view Hamas positively, those stats scare the shit out them.

[Anonymous No.58401724]

>>58401305
Any more screenshots of these scamming rats?

[Anonymous No.58401767]

Test

[Anonymous No.58401791]

>futures

[Anonymous No.58401800]

>core pce down 0.2%

Checkem

[Anonymous No.58401834]

>>58401073
Anon admitted to making shit up

[Anonymous No.58401844]

>>58401834
What if that anon was lying?

[Anonymous No.58401885]

This really is the golden bull run if we are green tomorrow, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.58401891]

>>58400680
Aside from TSM that is a rough earnings week, I see almost none of these doing well.

[Anonymous No.58401905]

>>58400756
if he chooses a uniparty VP, they will just JFK him (he is dumb enough to do this)

[Anonymous No.58401954]

>>58401508
!!!!! ARGENTINIAN INFLATION AT 11% MoM !!!!!

[Anonymous No.58401957]

>>58401676
pretty deep lore for ai slop

[Anonymous No.58401960]

>>58401954
how much more pain and suffering until things will become better for Argentine?
surely electing a lolbertereian was the answer to their problems, right?

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58401965]

Come join us in the real /smg/! Freshly baked bread!
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[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58401974]

Come join us in the real /smg/! Freshly baked bread!
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[Anonymous No.58401977]

Futures are uh, green?

[Anonymous No.58401993]

nigger

[Anonymous No.58401996]

>>58401977
>futures

[Anonymous No.58402047]

>stops futures from nose diving
apologize.

[Anonymous No.58402057]

>>58402047
>>58401996
>>58401977
I bought calls as a hedge against the fake news of WW3.

[Anonymous No.58402065]

>>58402057
I'm wishing I had

[Anonymous No.58402078]

>>58402065
always make hedges. that is what options are truly for.

[Anonymous No.58402096]

>>58402078
>always make hedges
terrible advice

[Anonymous No.58402135]

>>58399248
/pmg/. /cmmg/. You are welcome here. No questions asked.
>>20025252
>>20025252
>>20025252
>>20025252
>>20025252
>>20025252

[Anonymous No.58402149]

>>58402135
Did you mean >>>/bant/20025252?

[Anonymous No.58402179]

IM RIDIN WIT BIDEN!!!!!!1!11

[Anonymous No.58402181]

>>58402149
>>58402135
This is a finance thread meant for stock market discussion.
>>58402096
If you say so.


Here is the highlight last quarterly for PLNH. This is my horse for the upcoming 4/20 holiday

[Anonymous No.58402191]

bant smg's will be even more shit, won't they?

[Anonymous No.58402204]

>>58402191
I am here to discuss stocks and fundamentals of stocks. Not participate with the man children who got tossed from their current autism group from social media. This exodus is good for this thread. We will all collectively make more money by not having the shit flinging gamblers trying to project a shadow larger than their poorfolio

[Anonymous No.58402227]

>>58402204
based

[Anonymous No.58402230]

>apple baggies

[Anonymous No.58402235]

>>58402204
but we won't have our unknown-to-the-market reverse indicators :/

[Anonymous No.58402314]

>>58402204
>I am here to discuss stocks and fundamentals of stocks
Please post your Facebook profile so I can DM you.
Do you see the problem?

[Anonymous No.58402332]

Honestly? Fuck rocker and his NYCB shilling. Im selling the next pump, hopefully there is one. Its going under, theres no saving it.

[Anonymous No.58402357]

>>58402314
The problem is you are not focused on learning about the stock market. I want to talk about fundementals of P/E of a business. Why bond auctions determine future variable rates on loans. How the REITs going up/down show conusmer confidence in certain agriculture/entertainment/hospitality/retail/storage sectors. Let's discuss why buying an option at over 50% IV is doomed to fail. Let us talk about how to perform a strangle when anticipating macro shifts based on commodity futures. I am sick of this cult of personality nonsense.

[Anonymous No.58402387]

>>58402235
of course we will >>58402235
In time, so too shall this pass.

[Anonymous No.58402444]

Imagine getting 10 straight years of stock market which goes to nowhere but with persistent 10+% yearly inflation. Wouldn't that be fun?

[Anonymous No.58402463]

>tfw learned how to projections now as a NEET stonk investor
>tfw now I am gonna be making big ass monies
>tfw already made 300k last year and now will be making MORE MONIES :DDD
>tfw IQ is 96
>tfw all I do is play vidya most of the day and watch youtube vidya
>tfw lifes good
Boys. I might finally be able to get an autistic introverted qt gf soon.

[Anonymous No.58402466]

Why is /smg/ a fucking desinating shitting street there is frogs and wojaks all over the thread.

I thought the mods said they cared and were going to issue nonstop rangeb&'s getting rid of this brown filth along with their tranny shitposting spammer elk. I thought the day of the rope started .

Anyways anyone happy for tomorrow what with the lovely news. Turning on the gas chambers must surely bring good luck! gold to 2500 as well by the end of the month bros. God the only way I could be more happy is hearing of a massive interpol LGPT bust with hundreds of arrests which would lead to hundreds of suicides on twitter.

also
>Futures
lmao
>>58402181
>Weed stocks
bro that shit is all worthless any fucking retarded nigger can grow highend hydro dank week. There is a reason why growers are screeching there fucking garbage product only sells for 2-3$ a gram which is still way way over priced.

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58402495]

Come join us in the real /smg/! We have 5-10x the post volume of this dead shithole.
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[Anonymous No.58402503]

>>58402357
You are missing the point anon. In current year the only thing that matters is market and liquidity.

The question of market is settled and has been settled for some time: US.

Liquidity is the only variable.

All that shit you are talking about is irrelevant in bull market. Your job in current year is to buy and hold TQQQ or similar broad leveraged instrument. That's literally all it's about and you are hamstringing yourself by doing anything else.

[Anonymous No.58402510]

>>58401549
who is that

[Anonymous No.58402525]

>>58402510
It's Hank Hill

[Anonymous No.58402538]

im migrating to smg, the bant folks seem to have joined in and the threads are much faster

i like how our flags show too

[Anonymous No.58402550]

Open the cocksucking market already. I hate this "market is closed on weekends" bullshit this isn't the fucking 1920s anymore. I can't wait for this archaic piece of shit to be replaced with something that's open 24/7

[Anonymous No.58402560]

>>58402525
heee heee hooo hooo
no the girl, I meant the girl
goon
I need to goon
Tell me who is the girl
Tell me, the gooner, I am the gooner, Tell me the name of the girl

[Anonymous No.58402564]

>>58402550
it's called crypto anon

[Anonymous No.58402566]

>>58402550
itll happen once tokenised equity becomes a thing, if ever

[Anonymous No.58402650]

>>58402550
You can trade /ES and /NQ futures since 6pm.

[Anonymous No.58402767]

>>58402466
>(you)

[Anonymous No.58402778]

>>58402503
Alright. But liquidity can be made controlled through stock buy backs and/or stock splits. At this end we must know how much those interest rates are costing each time the split/buy back is made. understanding the delta from liquidity to loan maturities would be helpful in this regard.

[Anonymous No.58402784]

>>58402550
precious metals market only closes from friday evenings to reopening sunday afternoon.

[Anonymous No.58402794]

>>58402566
Every stocks enjoyer is a rwa crypto bull. They just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.58402826]

>>58402495
>he thinks quantity over quality matters
You are an ingrate and a maroon. I blow my nose at you. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamsters and your father smelt of elder berries.

[Anonymous No.58402860]

IF SOMEONE CAN CONFIDENTLY SHILL A PLAY THEY CAN GUARANTEE TO WIN THEN YOU GET /smg/ BRAGGING RIGHTS FOR ONE BUSINESS WEEK. NON CONFIDENTS NEED NOT RESPOND.

[Anonymous No.58402889]

does interactive brokers portal hang and freeze fucking constantly for anyone? does this shit have a memory leak or something

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58402902]

This thread is dead. Come join us in the real /smg/.
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[Anonymous No.58402905]

>>58402902
Wtf is an smg thread doing in/bant/ the fucking state of this board.. kek

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58402916]

>>58402905
We have thrown off the shackles of tranny janny tyranny to forge our own destiny among the stars. Also because of >>58388587

[Anonymous No.58402922]

>>58402905
It is some teenager who got kicked out of their social media group. I like to dunk on the faggots.
>>58402902
or everyone who regularly posts throughout the day went to bed. Go to bed kiddo, school starts early tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.58402927]

>>58402916
retarded
>>58402860
Have your tried VOO?

[Anonymous No.58402931]

>>58402560
she is a ninja.

[Anonymous No.58402935]

>futures

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58402942]

>>58402922
>>58402927
Real /smg/ has over 5x the post volume of this shithole. Join us:
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[Anonymous No.58402965]

>>58399248
Test

[Anonymous No.58403018]

>>58402942
>I have a score financially uneducated people to talk about stocks with!
then get the fuck gone. Enjoy talking to people who have no true interest in stocks. The point of this thread is to congregate with those who have a passion for stocks and learning about their unique industries they invested in. You have this glorified sense of self and just want to be king of dipshits. You did it! congrats! enjoy your kingdom and stop spamming the thread to its bump limit. or do keep spamming to bump to 300. I will bake for philanthropic You are literally autistic and need to go to bed.
>pic related is your portfolio

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58403023]

>>58403018
Nobody cares, retard. We're having fun without you. Kys.

[Anonymous No.58403034]

>>58403023
>kys, we are having fun playing slap ass and rolling in the mud

[FUCK GLOWNIGGERS No.58403037]

>>58403034
Okay, have fun posting by yourself or whatever. Bye.

[Anonymous No.58403050]

>>58403037
>Okay, have fun posting by yourself or whatever. Bye.
See ya. Have fun shilling uranium without knowing why.
>I was the uranium informant 3 years ago

[Anonymous No.58403051]

>>58403050

[Anonymous No.58403053]

>>58403023
Fuck off nigger no one listens to you and everyone who knows anything thinks you're retarded. You can have fun while being meaningful- something you and your kin lack

[Anonymous No.58403061]

>WHERE ARE THE INFORMANTS TO SPOON FEED US INFORMATION
Hey let's talk about stocks and markets
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KYS FUCKGLOWIES
Or I guess you can stay poor. By the way I want a refill on my nachos

[Anonymous No.58403063]

tomorrow is going to be a rough one isn't it?

[Anonymous No.58403067]

>>58403063
>futures

[Anonymous No.58403070]

>>58403063
not for certain sectors. This entire week will be a buy for the cannabis sector. MSOS and MSOX for sure

[Anonymous No.58403072]

>>58403063

[Anonymous No.58403075]

>>58403067
>futures

[Anonymous No.58403087]

>zoomers are fucking retarded and insane edition
>>58403086
>>58403086
Fresh Bread
>>58403086
>>58403086

[Anonymous No.58403091]

>>58403087
Still a little life left in this one though fren

[Anonymous No.58403344]

>>58399248
no email anon san

[Anonymous No.58403364]

>>58403091
Still a little room to say
NATGAS AND OIL then!

[Anonymous No.58403631]

doesn't matter 24 words or even 32.
using this method guarantee you to unlock some wallet against every incredible small odds.
-> https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/tnum/37679844/
I can't wait until we either take your crypto or crash the market to 0 because crypto are done. I can't wait until every single of you idiots, liers, scammers and scum go back where you belong, either a rope or the wagie cage.
BASTARDz!

[Anonymous No.58404689]

bump

[Anonymous No.58404993]

still a bit of life left in this thread

[Anonymous No.58405242]

big red dildo

[Anonymous No.58406213]

biz has fallen

[Anonymous No.58406286]

annoying that this thread can get necrobumped

[Anonymous No.58406287]

hopefully this does the trick

[Anonymous No.58406290]

one more for the road