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WTF HAPPENED I JUST CHECKED PRICES AND MY PORTFOLIO IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY, AND ANALLY PUMMELED, IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 WEEKS AND SPENT LIKE I HAD MONEY AND NOW MY PORTOFIOL IS GETTING NUKED INTO A BLACKHOLE, YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE

ITS REALLY OVER THIS TIME, IM GOING TO KMS YOU STUPID INCELS

>> No.58391393

>>58391359
That's crypto for you
Congratulations I hope you have a happy marriage

>> No.58391402

>emotional over markets
NGMI

>> No.58391417
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>>58391359
blame Israel, or Iran.

not that it really matter at this point kek

>> No.58391421

>AND SPENT LIKE I HAD MONEY

And there's your fucking problem. It's all just numbers on a screen til you cash out.

>> No.58391426

>>58391359
>getting married in 2024
moron Lmao

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>>58391359
Congratz anon, i hope you have a wonderful life with your wife.

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>>58391359
>IM GETTING MARRIED
you deserve it desu

>> No.58391459

I'm not selling my BTC but I hope it goes down to $52k and fucking demolishes alts before the bull continues. Things got a little too clownish in march and we need a big flush

>> No.58391487

>>58391359
I know man. It looks like crypto might actually be dead this time (its not) one of my coins hit a 120 day low. Like damn this is gonna take a while to recover. I guess walk away from the markets for a while and get a cheap hobby. You have a wife so just say you wanna spend time with her. Don't spend any money for a while.

>> No.58391515

>>58391459
Alts are already demolished dude. Any lower and we're basically in bear market territory lol

>> No.58391552

>>58391515
Bear for alts, yes. That is what's going to happen. Bitfuck is taking back his crown, at least for the next few months

>> No.58391627

>>58391359
kill your wife first then yourself

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>>58391552
>Bitfuck is taking back his crown, at least for the next few months
If you are sure that btc will rise more than alts then why even hope that alts go lower

>> No.58391667

>>58391642
Because I intend to accumulate some quality alts at major discounts. What kind of question is that

>> No.58391677

WHAT IS GONNA GO UP IN WW3?

>> No.58391686

>>58391359
this is a good thing. when you get divorced you wont have anything for her to steal

>> No.58391701

>>58391359
test

>> No.58391731

>>58391359
us govt is unloading their bags.

>> No.58391783

Persian sleeper cells in Palestine leading assaults on Israelis!

ISRAEL GETTING DRONED AND MISSILE STRIKES!

>> No.58391793

>>58391359
No refunds

>> No.58391852

>>58391417
Blame Biden for allowing it. Everything was fine with Trump's Iran sanctions and didn't hand over millions to them to fund Hamas.

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>>58391359
Oh! Well, in fact
Well, I'll look at it this way:
I mean, technically our marriage is saved
Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Pour the champagne

>> No.58392100

Bro is crying about the market just wait until he gets divorced

>> No.58392120

>>58391359
kek thanks for playing faggot

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58392195

>>58391359
>YOU
nah mate, you made the choices, take responsibility.
you don't need money to be happy.

>> No.58393028

>>58391359
Your future wife sounds hot, you should marry her

>> No.58393177

>>58391359
>IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 WEEKS AND SPENT LIKE I HAD MONEY AND NOW MY PORTOFIOL IS GETTING NUKED INTO A BLACKHOLE,

Okay 2 things.

First, why would you spend like you have shitloads of money when you don't actually have money? Do you not know the rule of thirds or the 1/10th strategy? If you have no actual static FUNDS, don't buy shit like you do, dumbass.

2. EVERYTHING is getting nuked right now, probably for the same damn (((reason))) as usual. My stocks tanked $2K yesterday before I realized it and dumped everything, and BTC, ETH, and SOL are also plummeting. The fuck makes you think >le happy frog child is immune if every other number on the market is tanking?

>> No.58393352

>>58391359
Quick flip into bananas on base, its holding and still in price discovery

>> No.58393382

I think it's funny because my porto potty was full up with gains (poo) yesterday around midnight and now its down in the dumps haha get it? POO POO PEE PEE

>> No.58393399

>>58391359
>he believed in crapto
>got that face shatto
deserved desu you only can now try profit from your suffering and launch some marriageruined coin kek

>> No.58393412

>>58391359
Holy shit I'm down 5%, how could Bitcoin drop the ball so hard? Can we take the CEO of Bitcoin to court for failing his fiduciary duty?

>> No.58393426

>>58391359
this is nothing
grow some fucking balls before your wife leaves you for being a weak bitch

>> No.58393436

>>58391359
Check again anon.
I hope you bought the ZEUS dip.
We are blasting past ATH vs BTC tonight!

>> No.58393457

>>58391359
>IM GETTING MARRIED IN 3 WEEKS AND SPENT LIKE I HAD MONEY
You deserve this

>> No.58393478

>>58393399
I never believed in crypto but I did believe that the bitcoin halving would be a good opportunity to make some quick and easy money. I should have known that the jews would find a way to fuck that up for me too though, I suppose this is my own fault for not taking the jew factor into consideration.

>> No.58393489

Testing new verification

>> No.58393499
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58393499

Relax, everything is gonna be all right, friens.

>> No.58393507

>>58391359
same

>> No.58394292

>>58391359
>TS REALLY OVER THIS TIME, IM GOING TO KMS YOU STUPID INCELS

bro, it's the jews and the feds, not pepe. Calm down, dump that whore and start over again

>> No.58395573

test

>> No.58396301
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58396301

>>58391359
jews

>> No.58396942

>>58391359
Buy more Qanx and shift your marriage by 6 months. you gonna make it

>> No.58396950

>>58391359
just take it out on your fiance

>> No.58398433

>>58391359
>IM GETTING MARRIED
ngmi

>> No.58398484

>Getting married
ngmi

>> No.58399151

>>58391359
>M GETTING MARRIED IN 3 WEEKS AND SPENT LIKE I HAD MONEY AND NOW MY PORTOFIOL IS GETTING NUKED INTO A BLACKHOLE
this line is how I know you're not LARPing, only from experience will someone experience this

>> No.58399184

>>58391359
livestream it

>> No.58399204

>>58391417
>blame israel
always do

>> No.58399265

>>58391421
...cash out to OTHER numbers on a screen

>> No.58399277

>IM GETTING MARRIED
You were going to lose that money anyway, at least this way you had a chance.

>> No.58399288

>>58391359
Be greedy when others are fearful my friend.
This is not you losing money. This is assets going on sale

>> No.58399302

>>58399288
Based discount shopper.

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>>58391359
he sold?

load ze peace talks and giga pump it
then wait for him to buy back and dump it again

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58399368

>>58391359
we got him sir

>> No.58399410

>he bought marriage with leverage
ngmi youre going to get liquidated as soon as dishes havent been cleaned

>> No.58399437

>>58391852
israel funds hamas you retard
https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/

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brooooos

>> No.58399469

>>58399448
can binance even come collect? how does that even work

>> No.58399607
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>>58399448
>brooooos
wtf even?!

>> No.58400721

>>58399448
>A million dollars in literal funny money
>Not even $1000 in his bank account
I can't believe people like this actually exist.

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58402384

>What happened!
You bought tech usecase garbage. Too bad!
>How do I fix this!?
1intro + SOL casino. Thank me later! Be smarter!

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>>58399448
>Leveraging a meme coin with a fucking million dollars that you can invest in a home and practically be set for life without ever worrying about mortage or a rent slumlord
This is enough to make somebody go jump off a bridge.

>> No.58402453

>>58402412
yeah...

>> No.58402458

>>58402453
Has this ever happened to you?

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>>58391359
just don't panic sell retard, this has all happened before.

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>>58399448
You mean to tell me this guy have over 1million$ in meme coins and never thought to convert it to a stable coin or something...?

I mean, I don't even feel sorry for him. Some of us just were never meant to make it.

>> No.58402543

its over (it's over)

>> No.58402718

>>58402490
>>58402490
>>58402490

it's just this simple.

People panic sell, but the whole point of markets going down like this is to brace the storm.

>> No.58402723

>>58391359
at least you didnt lose it all on eesee kek

>> No.58403769

>>58391359
Hold tight, Anon. I'm gripping onto my ETH, DUA, NXRA from the crib to the coffin. Ain't even considering selling anytime soon.

>> No.58403778

>>58391515
This is the perfect time for me to grab some RWA tokens and clutch onto them tightly with Brillion since it's the go to wallet for tokenized RWAs.

>> No.58403789

>>58393382
Patience is key, Anon. Every dip's a chance for me to swoop in. I'm snagging AllianceBlock's official smart wallet token for some easy gains.

>> No.58403983
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58403983

>>58391359
>spends more fiat than he has
>has to pay it back
Some day you nogs will learn to utilize the sell button, today is not that day.

>> No.58404085

>>58391359
i told you fuckers to sell at the fucking top so you can buy lower.
you can still get into Nuklai IDO, maybe a 10x can help rejuvinate your bags a little..

>> No.58404093

>>58402718

I don't seem to get it. This was expected to be the case before now. BTC has been following the last halving path. It just went down by 10%; I expect more to resurface before 20th. Just be prepared and, in order not to be caught off guard, dca. I'm gradually bagging more, but in the depin sector. I simply can't wait for Peaq and Parcel to launch.

>> No.58404126

>>58391359
tech heavy alts don't do well during war, just stick to stables and meme coins

>> No.58404252

>>58404085
IDOs are arguably the easiest way to make some cool cash. but not all the time tho

>> No.58404305

>>58399448
how?

HOW???

>> No.58404317

>>58391359
Thanks for playing :^)

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>>58404093

>Peaq

FUCK, I FORGOT ABOUT PEAQ. When is it launching?

>> No.58406496

>>58391359
Oh my fucking god, I keep scrolling on /biz/ and I'm still glad of buying MUMU instead of whatever shit these incels are shilling

>> No.58406511

>>58399448
Thanks for the liquidity. He still has enough in his bank account to buy a lot of rope or a gun. Nice wealth transfer these past couple of days.

>> No.58406619

>>58405987
No one knows yet but it's worth keeping tab.

>> No.58408221

>>58391359
bump

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>>58391359
>If you're first out the door, that's not called panicking.

>> No.58409812

>>58391359
You can thank Israel for that btw

>> No.58409816

this thread will still be alive next month

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>>58391359
OH BAGGIE

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