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Club /smg/ Friday Edition


>Risk management:

>Educational sites:

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)

>Free charts:


>Pre-Market Data and Live data:

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:

>Boomer Investing 101:

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:

>Links for no Gold Gregs



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>> No.58382491
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There was still a little life left in the other one.

>> No.58382546
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It's time.

>> No.58382561
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Ay nigga, I'mma let you finish but is this a Megaphone Bottom or Top?

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>> No.58382596

Are you converting to cash?

>> No.58382617

My estimation is that it's a bottom, but SOXX could still retest $210 easily. Shit's never that simple but I'm wagering the selloff today was accelerated by Jews once more. No offense. We'll see.

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I hope (you) didn't panic anon and break your rules

>> No.58382643
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Why are all these boomers screaming for recession and starving the middle class?

>> No.58382646
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Sell it all. Today.

>> No.58382675

I'm literally never going to stop buying.
Market going up? I DCA.
Market going down? I slurp.
Market crabbing? I complain about it online and then keep DCAing.

>> No.58382702
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I just buy shit and panic sell

>> No.58382708

there are glowniggers amongst us RN
stay vigilant

i bought the SOXL low for next week god have mercy on my soul
and the BITX

what have i done

>> No.58382712

Bears are once again making a huge mistake by shorting based on 0.1% misses on inflation data. You can't front run the Fed, they're going to cut in June and all of you will screech about how they shouldn't have. Lmao.

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>I'm literally never going to stop buying.
>Market going up? I DCA.
>Market going down? I slurp.
>Market crabbing? I complain about it online and then keep DCAing.

>> No.58382719

i started watching this dude for confirmation bias on my ai dashcams


he brings out good points and is redpilled, last time i bothered frequenting a scam youtuber was when roaringkitty stream was popular here (before it got popular on r*ddit)

>> No.58382725

No one knows what retard I was in the last thread.

>> No.58382727
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>Bears are once again making a huge mistake by shorting based on 0.1% misses on inflation data. You can't front run the Fed, they're going to cut in June and all of you will screech about how they shouldn't have. Lmao.

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by the way, do I need a new bank? If it helps the account login button on their website says "logins" and they do the two factor authentication in reverse texting me first and then asking my password.

>> No.58382734

Kek baggies

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we dont believe you, you need more peoples

>> No.58382745

I literally cant afford a car and a nice flat and putmoney on the side with my supposed middle class wage in germany

>> No.58382754
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false alarm, they have all their ESG credentials everything is going to be okay
was worried for a second

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My only rule is have fun!

>> No.58382758

Was hoping Robinhood was going down a little more so I can rebuy for my roth. Sold at 20.

>> No.58382761

CNBC is awfully apocalyptic over a fucking 1.5% dip.

>> No.58382777

fucking hypersensitive assholes

>> No.58382784

credit union

>> No.58382794
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Just remember that every time you receive a dividend or sell an asset you are essentially paying for the 5 years I spent doing keg stands and raw dogging coeds en route to my worthless marketing degree

>> No.58382803

What happened to WSB? There's like 15 new threads in the past 24 hours and half of them look like some sort of bot or AI posts.

>> No.58382812

how do you know im not a ai chatbot trained to shill ai dashcams every now and then based on rng to determine post frequency and so on

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Lots of red in my account today. Was well on my way to having $500k. Nothing to do but slurp. It’s only money anyway.

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>siga sissies it's over

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>> No.58382835

The middle class is annoying.

>> No.58382842
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I will be voting for Trump for the 3rd time in a row this year.

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None of you will ever grow, ever love
Because none of you will ever row
Though life is but a dream
You fasten every seam
You wanted to be

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I will remember you when BTI pays me my 9k on May 7th, provided the british pound doesn't fall through the floor.
Hope you blew out my share of big titty teen hoes

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>in the next 5 years America will refinance 56% of its debt
>right now the interest is only 2.97%
>its going to be refinancing into over 5% interest if not higher
considering the interest on the debt is already bigger than our military budget and this could double it, yeah no shit they won't rate hike
I cannot imagine anyone owning bonds right now

>> No.58382897
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Have you considered making more money? You can easily earn more by either getting a higher paying job, or choosing to only invest in stock that will becoming more valuable.

>> No.58382903

you'll be paying for it along with everyone else through increased inflation

>> No.58382905

>Will becoming

>> No.58382915

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2fZjZvb5s

Remember to dump all of your Israeli stocks

>> No.58382919

BTI sets a fixed currency rate at the beginning of the year for all their divvies, it's $0.743 per share
>t. another BTI investor getting raped by never ending dumping

>> No.58382924
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Did it hurt you...? When the ACH hit...?

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>> No.58382947

The IRS owes me money because I'm unemployed now.

>> No.58382959
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The fact that nowadays everyone, their mothers, their mothers' minority houseworkers and those minorities dogs are invested in the market in one way or another is honestly pretty demoralizing.
Investing is no longer something you can spend some of your time studying to gain a financial edge in life.
Investing used to be a sure-fire way to get ahead of the pack and build generational wealth, even if starting from humble beginnings.
Now that almost everyone is doing, it's just become the new baseline that might barely allow you to keep your head above water.
Now it's just another thing on top of the pile of things a modern individual HAS to do just to maintain an semblance of human dignity.

Then again, I have no idea what the "new" ways to get ahead in life are, or if they even exist anymore. So maybe I'm exactly where I'm meant to be - on the way to become human cattle once I inevitably fail to keep up with the changes.

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>> No.58382996

>Now that almost everyone is doing
Almost everyone is buying VOO.
They're no less retarded than they ever were.

>> No.58382997

>2 years ago I was shocked the market dumped hard in april
>now, I was expecting it
Just need a few thousand more dollars. Put it all on oil in june when oil dumps back to 73 dollars a barrel. Then by July it'll be back at 89.

>> No.58382999

I only owed $34 this year so I barely noticed it. Also a kind reminder that taxation is theft.

>> No.58383002

Really that bad? Everyone here always says they want to go to Germany to work and get rich. I guess Germany’s great as long as your not German.

>> No.58383009

As an amerilard how can I speculate on raw oil without using futures, which will destroy my brain

>> No.58383015

tbqh ive been gambling for probably 5 years and im just learning about operating leverage and why institutions start jumping into unprofitable companies

sometimes youtubers are actually helpful, gonna start reading up more independently on shit like this

>> No.58383016

There is a ton of fucking arbitrage in the market. "muh efficient market hypothesis" go fuck yourself.

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>work and get rich
literally an oxymoron

>> No.58383024

Just buy oil companies.

>> No.58383029

The whole point of futures (which were practically invented by Americans) is commodity speculation (really it's hedging but fuck hedgoors)
Quit being a bitch and get yourself a margin account.

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man im still going through the stream and this guy shills ai dashcams a lot better than my shitty attempts, i dont think anyone but 1 or 2 ppl even bothered buying here with me


>> No.58383037

But I don't want to stay up all night reading about which Iranian farted causing the price of gas to blow up or down while trading all day

>> No.58383040

I'm all in NVDA and TSLA. I am going to win.

>> No.58383048


>> No.58383057

(eat pray love and gibsmedemhouses)

>> No.58383060
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Do you guys eat eggs and cheese at 1:30AM?

>> No.58383066

I bought GSI a while ago when you started talking about it. sold last monday for a nice profit. /smg/ sleeps on penny stocks

im loading up on BEX right now

>> No.58383067

How long are you willing to hold NVDA? The FUD is strong

>> No.58383075

>I want to speculate but I don't want exposure
Do you see what you're saying?

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>Everyone here always says they want to go to Germany to work and get rich.
That's the lie the Germans sell to everyone, because without it they'd lack the workforce to keep the oligarchic machine oiled up and running.

>> No.58383081

used to go to cookout but they closed their lobby

>> No.58383082

Same. Not seeing any opportunities anywhere. Last time I decided to confront the problem I selected some extremely safe and solid companies. Example: a power company that’s been around forever and I personally use. Immediately dropped 60%

>> No.58383085

lmao no. people still leave their 5 figure savings in accounts earning .01% and when you tell them to put in a HYSA or a fidelity mmf they say that's a scam

>> No.58383097

Shit even robinhood pays 5% on unsettled funds. What the hell is wrong with people?

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>> No.58383116

It seems like a lot of young or poor people choose to ignore the state of their finances because it causes them anxiety when they realize they aren't rich.

The concept of saving and investing is totally alien to many, many people.

>> No.58383122

I'd spend all my profit on Adderall staying up all night. Is there not any way on regular markets?

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im holding ai dashcams for awhile, if i want other stuff im just gonna deposit more money

this guy is shilling ai pipeline monitoring right now, i actually remember this but sold it prematurely, i do remember it being very interesting and basically an oil play, again sold it prematurely back in 2020 for more exciting opportunities but i think it's a good option now for lack of other options
i might unironically be buying back into oss.v on monday, and this time im not a poor 4-fig just buying 1000 shares lmao

this guy i actually agree on a lot of points wow, first impression is pumping youtuber bit of messiah complex too, but his points are good

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>hooooooo!! Did they get that one wrong and then some kek
That specific quirk of contemporary youth was very hard to predict. I don't fully understand the issue and the breadth of factors that contributed to it even now. It's some combination of
>teens now live in a symbiotic relationship with their cell phones, universally
>easy to access porn on said phones
>feminist/leftist propaganda at fever pitch which is certainly having an effect on gen z, namely in the capacity of boys being told acting like boys and pursuing girls is perpetuating original sin they're all guilty of
>gen z is the most pharmaceuticly molested generation in history, by an order of magnitude

Anyway I don't think this red will lead to a whole lot. I'm cashgang on swing account right now but I may buy as early as Monday, depending.

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Why don't ya'll just buy ETF and call it a day?
You some kind of alien prediciting shit and stuff?

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>4 things my parents did not do ever
Good times.

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>> No.58383154

I finally got my INTC proxy voting material. Too bad I cant put forward my own proposal of executing everybody involved in the C-Suite for managing to completely bungle the stock during a once in a generation tech bull market.

>> No.58383182
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investing in the stock market is a waste of time and has been for 20 years

>> No.58383206

They want you to drive in, hand them $15 in return for poison, and get the fuck out.
Why bother with Cook Out when Maryland has drive through liquor stores?

>> No.58383213

Wow lmao looking at the market you'd think the world was fucking ending. What a fucking joke.

>> No.58383214

200 shares holder here after slurping some more this week. Today was rough. Feels like I am transforming into a baggie.

>> No.58383222

It's passive genocide from an outside source.
>Tell millennials that we are overpopulated and shouldn't have kids
>Open the borders and let as many illegals as humanely possible get it
>Fill Gen Z up with SSRI's and other mental health drugs so they are either impotent, sterile, or both
>Promote feminism so women actively hate men, and men in turn hate women because of it.
>Give everyone a device that provides instant and an unlimited supply of dopamine
>Promote mental illness as a super power, i.e. LGBT movement
>Tell every kid if they don't go to expensive indoctrination centers for 4+ years they'll never be anything in life
>Bury them so far in debt they never have a chance to ever escape it
If this isn't a treasonous force commandeering the US government, I don't know what is.

>> No.58383228

Seriously where's the cuda layer? They even have their own compiler.

>> No.58383234

>TL:DR: The goys are enslaved.

>> No.58383236

The market hasn't even begun to fall yet. We're only 15 points below all time high.

>> No.58383246

The only way out of this is killing everyone who doesn't look like you. It's really that simple.

>> No.58383250

Did she really say “extremely affordably”?

>> No.58383262

Oh do tell why we're crashing this time for real and it's totally not just a bunch of absurd FUD like always

>> No.58383281

Americans are simply to retarded to break the brainwashing and conditioning. It's pretty much over at this point culturally. Just invest wisely so one day you can live in seclusion happily and pursue your hobbies.

>> No.58383287

I prefer fried food to liquor

>> No.58383293
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that's cheating

>> No.58383313

No reason to leave your house then.

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I mean you are technically correct.

>> No.58383342
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I love how you gold fags always post the with the absolute most cherry picked date possible. If you bring the data back to 1990 stocks kick the shit out of gold. If you choose the same 2000 date but you do a normal DCA every month (instead of the lump sum one retiring model) stocks still win

>> No.58383355

post this again in two weeks

>> No.58383365
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you bought calls right anon?

>> No.58383367

>someone out there went all in on gold in 2010 and is still down

>> No.58383375

silverbros we got too cocky

>> No.58383382

Scoopsies still has shares of SOXL at a $75 average. Holding heavy bags isn't rare around here.

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My lil SOXS doin sum sum

>> No.58383422

>Hairy armpits

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First Summers, now Fink. Obviously the big boys have long known CPI is nonsense, but most of the market is dumb boomers who trust authority figures (esp bond market) and they haven't seemed to realize it else they'd have been demanding higher rates.

So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?

>> No.58383425

Yeah reverse splitting lmao

>> No.58383430

If this single mother sheboon can figure this out what is keeping the rest of you?

>> No.58383438

In all of the CPI charts it states right at the bottom that they don't include food, housing, gas, etc. It's a completely useless statistic used only to satisfy retarded partisan cultists. I wasn't kidding when I said inflation was probably around 20% at it's worst. But the fed made it sound like it was sitting at 6%

>> No.58383439

It's FUD my guy. Ask yourself why big money would ever give retail clear signals about the market. They're trying to get retail spooked into selling so they can own even more shares.

>> No.58383441 [DELETED] 

No. I bought SQQQ.
We are facing the biggest crash since 1929.

>> No.58383442

They want Trump to win. They want us to die for Israel

>> No.58383451

Tell us he’s at least selling calls to avg this down.

>> No.58383453

It's because those sectors are hopelessly manipulated and everyone is fine with admitting that except when it goes against the bear case lol

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No. I bought SQQQ.
We are facing the biggest crash since 1929.

>> No.58383461

How long are you willing to hold TSLA? The FUD is strong

>> No.58383467

I'm starting to think there is some jewish 4d chess going on honestly. Even big time celebrities are coming out and saying they regret voting for biden, a prime example is the rock. Celebrities of that caliber aren't allowed to have a single original thought, everything they say or do is scripted by their overlords. So it makes me wonder what the hell is really going on.

>> No.58383474

Have a fidelity account for my retirement accounts, regular investing account, and I use robinhood for value investing on beaten down stocks.

What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account? Looking for something at least older than the dotcom bubble so I know it will have a high likelihood of imploding and has a good track record for customer service.

I was thinking Barclays because of the age.

>> No.58383476

well yeah if you include high interest then inflation is high. food is stable outside a few drama products (coffee, chocolate). housing is all interest rates.

>> No.58383482

>Even big time celebrities are coming out and saying they regret voting for biden
Funny because I voted for Trump twice and now I'm utterly and unironically ridin' with Biden. The real 4D chess is that other nations think we have an incompetent dementia patient making decisions, but in reality that is just a cover for the real decision makers

>> No.58383483

Fuck I used reddit spacing.

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75% VOO and 25% SCHD
Invest a set amount every paycheck and hold for the long term, it’s easy money frens.

>> No.58383493

>What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account?
I used to have a Citizens Access online savings account. Now I just own SWVXX in my brokerage instead

>> No.58383494

playing 4d checkers with two senile pensioners as the leading candidates

>> No.58383503

>two senile pensioners as the leading candidates
You think there will be presidential debates going into the election? I'll be sad if there isn't but I could see it happening where neither side wants to debate

>> No.58383514

Your best bet is to not listen to anything Fink, Dimon, Larry Summers, et al say. Base your buying and selling on your own analysis and nothing else

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>So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?
We're getting dangerously close to the US debt no longer being in infinite demand. There's a good chance that if Japan/China and the other nations keep choosing not to buy bonds then we'll have to dramatically raise rates to get them to buy

at which point America is no longer the gold standard for riskless investment. They are ringing the alarm bell

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>> No.58383530

>What bank do you guys use for your online high yield savings account?
I keep everything in fidelity because their money market accounts can be used to pay off their credit card. I only have a debit for the random international travel or money order

>> No.58383549

>food is stable
negative. In my 36 years of life I don't recall anyone getting screwed this hard on grocery prices in general. A drop in demand will eventually fix this problem, but that would essentially cause a recession which seems like the only way to bring prices down to reality. Real estate long term is utterly fucked, no way around it. Once the boomers die off their will be more houses than people to fill them so prices are going to crash hard unless blackrock buys them all up.
If you read between the lines there are potential benefits to both candidates, but it's pretty damn obvious Biden is just out there to take all of the heat for controversial decisions. His old ass isn't sitting in meetings coming up with all of these policy changes or developing strategies for the future of this country. I believe it's mostly Pelosi and Schumer with corporate finance dictating policy for this administration. If it goes awry (it is) they push Biden to the forefront and point the finger at him and say it was all his fault. That's the only reason the DNC doesn't want to replace him with somebody competent.
True, but obviously one is more mentally sound than the other. Trump is trying to preserve "old America" where the biden admin is pushing hard for the "4th industrial revolution".

>> No.58383556

How many tucking times over the last four years have we gone through this bond fud?? Ten? There's always some retard with a hot take as to why people preferring equities over bonds akshully means the global economy is collapsing this time.

>> No.58383564

voo is the top 500 companies, schd are companies that have reliably paid a dividend for years, why would good companies stop being good companies? if they do they're replaced in the etf/index

>> No.58383570

>Muh groceries
Shut up fatass we all know you buy prepackaged bullshit and get fleeced for it

>> No.58383573

>April 15th is tax deadline
>last market day before the 15th we dump
niggas is just paying they taxes n sheeit

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intcel, ib(oomer)m, gaypple and many more were once considered too big to fail and are shit right now.

>> No.58383588

memearino was way ahead of the curve on this topic. Of course essentially nothing he said came to fruition. There are probably people still bagholding PDBC due to his terrible takes kek
>buy my corvette
>paypal me $5

>> No.58383600

The problem is that shit this big, literally the global financial system and reserve currency, is going to collapse slowly

>> No.58383604

Nice paper trading account

>> No.58383605

Incorrect. I buy the cheapest things I can get at this point. Mostly all raw ingredients

>> No.58383616

Hime a cute too bad she is in a company with that shit stain Pippa

>> No.58383621

Those are 3 of the top 500 companies if they do shit business the take up less of the index until they get bumped off the portfolio readjusts itself automatically.

>> No.58383623

Its not something you "figure out", its collecting welfare.

>> No.58383626

>negative. In my 36 years of life I don't recall anyone getting screwed this hard on grocery prices in general.
it's been rising hard but the latest numbers say it's stabilised at that peak. still not nice for people but not getting rapidly worse compared to other areas (rents, insurance)

>> No.58383628

You already said that last time I posted

>> No.58383631

why didn't you say this before so I could ready more cash for the dip?

>> No.58383647

Did the stock market go out of business?

>> No.58383652

It has stabilized but it's stabilized at very high prices. I feel especially bad for zoomers because it's become increasingly unrealistic to be able to have your own apartment, pay your bills, and buy groceries in this current day. When I was their age I worked as a bartender at red lobster and made enough money to have a 2 bedroom apartment to myself, pay all of my bills and still was able to go to the bar like 5 nights a week.

>> No.58383659
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It hasn't even begun.

>> No.58383663

Are teeth really a good investment? When you add up the cost of toothpaste, tooth brushes, mouth wash, floss, plus all the time put in to using said products, is it really worth it? Imagine putting that money and time into the market instead.

>> No.58383664

It is an impressive sim account, anon.

>> No.58383671

Exact same for me. The card has 2% cash back and you get interest from the money market for a full month before paying, so it's more like 2.3%. Fidelity kicks ass.

>> No.58383672

Also speaking of eating garbage processed food, I really want to order pizza tonight but I have food here so there is really no reason to go that route. If my fucking ground beef was thawed i'd be making salisbury steak with mashed taters tonight but I forgot to take it out of the freezer last night. Somebody please talk me out of ordering pizza. They even offered me a coupon for 50% off my entire order because of some eclipse promotion for the week. I need someone to give me the strength to ignore this urge

>> No.58383684

Thaw it by putting it into a bowl (still sealed) under a very slightly dripping faucet. Wa lá your ground beef will be thawed in 30 mins.

>> No.58383685

Go downstairs and get some free grub from your buddies.

>> No.58383692

This is very early investor mentality. Different sections of the market (large vs small, growth vs value, domestic vs international) wax and wave with over performance. You're essentially buying into the current paradigm at a record high and petting on its unreasonable, historic bull run to continue to an even more ridiculousness degree

>> No.58383695

That's incredibly niggerish and promotes bacteria growth. I'd rather wait until tomorrow than give myself food poisoning tonight. What are you going to tell me to do next, defrost it in the microwave?

>> No.58383697

a regular brush with firm bristles lasts for ages and baking soda is pretty cheap.

>> No.58383712

There's also a big psycological aspect of being given straight up cash. So many other credit cards let you 'redeem" with restaurant coupons etc which end up being the same amount, but you're only "redeeming" them by spending

>> No.58383713

They close at 8pm :(
I already had it in my head that I was going to order a large pepperoni and green olive pizza with a chicken bacon ranch pizzaioli, so I never factored that in. Plus i'm getting a little tired of Mediterranean food. You can only eat so much lamb.

>> No.58383722

>"high yield" savings
>doesn't outpace inflation

>> No.58383725

Listen to yourself, scared of big numbers like a liddle babby. You would have been telling people not to buy ten years ago too.

>> No.58383741

It's not a yearly figure you goddamn retard.

You're also a retard. If your beef is vacuum sealed then this poses absolutely no risk, and you will cook it anyway. Also yes the microwave is another alternative if you're in a rush but it's hard to get a good thaw without cooking part of it.

>> No.58383744

CBS: A major Iranian attack is expected soon and may include more than 100 drones and dozens of missiles aimed at military targets inside Israel.

>> No.58383754

Reddit spacer being braindead
News at 11

>> No.58383759

>military targets inside Israel
Boring. It's not a proper war until civilian targets are being targeted.

>> No.58383760

My other bank gives my points that are equivalent to 1% cash back can trade them for money, but every other item in the rewards site is a scam, you will overpay compared to just redeeming the points for cash. This only strengthens my belief that credit cards are a Jewish plot and should never have reached the status they have now.

>> No.58383763

The trick is to eat it with yoghurt. It already has bacteria in it so it kind of kicks your digestive system into gear to fight off the bacteria the meat may have.

>> No.58383764

The point is that money market funds match reported inflation while normal savings accounts don't give jack shit
April 2014 the S&P 500 had a pe ratio of 18.45 which means the equity premium was 2.8%. It was a fantastic time to buy

The equity premium right now is -1% you fucking moron

>> No.58383771

What a fucking chud, proven wrong so you get triggered by one extra newline character.

>> No.58383781

>reported inflation
If it's not matching M2 you're losing money in money market funds
Using reddit proves you to be a fucktard so there's that

>> No.58383786

Years ago I was using arm and hammer to brush with and it tore my mouth up. Upon closer look at the packaging I realized I was using the laundry detergent.

>> No.58383790

Dude. All cash loses money to inflation. It's fucking cash. The point if that money market funds lose the least amount

>> No.58383792

Well I should have soaked some dried beans last night as a backup for this scenario and could have made bean soup instead but alas I didn't start the soak last night so i fucked myself bigly. I also live across the street from Marco's and with the coupon they gave me I could get my entire order for like $15. Bloomberg anon is also gaslighting me on steam to order pizza, he is a sneaky jew. Side note, have you ever used golden mushroom soup in a recipe. The salisbury steak recipe calls for it for the gravy but my mother said golden mushroom soup is gross. I've never had it before. I made beef stroganoff the other night but the recipe I used only made enough for a lanklet so there wasn't any leftovers.

>> No.58383798

Canned soup is gross and I never use it.

>> No.58383800

Yeah yeah I've heard all the Econ 102 jargon and seen it come out completely wrong over and over. At some point you just need to admit that high p/e ratios are actually bullish instead of acting like high expectations are going to crash the market.

>> No.58383804

A lot of campbell's soups make for a great base. Are you actually making cream of mushroom soups from scratch? I highly doubt it. I saw your mashed potato and tomato slop you made the other week so your culinary opinions don't impress me much.

>> No.58383805

>expected soon
two more weeks

>> No.58383807

You're talking like a faggot who started investing in the middle of covid with the free government stimulus checks

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I hate weekends. I want to see prices fall more tomorrow.

>> No.58383812

And you're talking like someone who started investing before the Internet and still clings to outdated economic paradigms

>> No.58383817

I don't usually make soups except chicken noodle and then I do make it from scratch. Also no idea what mashed potato and tomato thing you're referring to

>> No.58383828

I believe it was polenta with some sort of tomato sauce I was just memeing. How do you not remember. I wasn't the only person who made fun of you for it. Well that and your stouffer's lasagna you made and tried to pass it off as "homemade".

>> No.58383842

The fucking lasagna was home made, for fucks sake. Oh I remember the other thing now, it was some fish poached in tomato sauce. Whatever it was a quick lunch, and it was amazing. I can heem anyone itt.

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Let me guess, you "need" more

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>fish poached in tomato sauce

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You bought puts right anon?

>> No.58383862

>Shorting the local bottom
Every time

>> No.58383870

Stumble over to the Brewing Company and get some Mac and Cheese nachos. It’s Friday night. You might even meet some lonely single mother.

>> No.58383872

Try it, asshole. I used tilapia.

>> No.58383878

yes retard, getting serious dental work sucks. you only get one set of teeth, plus bad dental hygiene will lead to other health issues
don't care, not selling, DCA'ing for the next 20 years.

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Damn it feels good to have gone to cash Monday when my trend following system gave the sell signal. The rest of you hodlers sure are stupid

>> No.58383894

TBC is where all the city people hang out. I know all of them and don't want to have to start up a "what have you been up to lately" conversation. I'm about one more beer away from just ordering pizza.
That's gonna be a no from me dog, plus seafood is far too easy to overcook.

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lest you think I'm making shit up

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Sold the rest Wednesday when the signal confirmed. Face it I am a stock market god and you're all plebs. Bow down to your new king

>> No.58383907

That's the point, if you poach it I don't think you can really overcook it. It's gonna come out tender and moist every time. I did try this with shrimp and that sucked, but for a filet of tilapia and I guess other white fishes too this works very nicely.

>> No.58383916

What's your signal?

>> No.58383917

NYCB had incredible support to give the price from going below 2.83 today. Next week? Lets get ready to rumble!

>> No.58383921
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Iran isn’t doing a thing.

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>> No.58383934

Imagine selling US stocks because of typical middle east FUD. Bunch of absolute retards.

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why would you attack when everyone expects you too?
This sort of thing seems like it should be a surprise or some shit.
I am going to /pol/ to ask find answers bye.

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Volatility complex. Backtest all the ratios. VIX6M/VIX, VIX3M/VIX, VIX6M/VIX3M, etc. Somewhere in there you'll discover there's a sweet spot ratio that will tell you when the market is likely to trend up and where the market is likely to trend down. It's the market so probabilities are the best you can ever hope for but I haven't found much better. Check the ratios of various VIX futures constant expirations too

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I bought calls before close. Iran is the biggest baby in the Middle East.

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Are you signing up to defend Israel in the most moral war ever?

>> No.58383963

Seems about as reliable as tea leaves. Volatility spiked over the last week after faggots like Kashkari and Goolsbee ran their mouths and then the middle east FUD got rolling, not because of something meaningful like Powell publicly changing his stance. I think the market is just acting like a bored adolescent until everyone remembers that nothing is as bad as bears desperately want it to be.

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would be a lot cooler if they did.

>> No.58383969

>hamas is the most perverse organization in human history
>The US is actively trying to get children to take hormone blockers and chop off their penises.
lmao even

>> No.58383972

no, Gold is at all time high, my chart is just not up to date

>> No.58383980

Jews are retarded psychopaths

>> No.58383982


>> No.58383990

>Seems about as reliable as tea leaves
That's the thing about market. Something can work reliably from the beginning of time and suddenly stop tomorrow for no discernable reason. Conversely another strategy that never worked and makes no sense at all could suddenly start working tomorrow and continue like clockwork giving reliable signals for decades. You can't prove anything either way. I don't care if it's tea leaves, chicken bones, statistical analysis or something revealed to me in a dream. Empirical observation is all that matters. I'll use volatility to signal my trades until it stops working. For as long as the VIX has existed the signal I use has been reliable and it worked again this week which is good enough for me

>> No.58384001

The news follow the market, not the other way around. Humans are just instinctively looking to rationalize phenomena as abstract as lines going up and down with natural phenomena

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Tip the waggie well and maybe give him a few good stock tips from /smg/

>> No.58384007

How long do you expect it to work, though? What's your signal for buying back in? What if you're just like that dude last year who sold SOXL when it momentarily dipped below the 200dma and then just went back up for months?

>> No.58384045
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been busy with work. Did iran start WW3 yet?

>> No.58384056

How is there supposed to be a "world war 3" if there has not been a second nor a first

>> No.58384063

I am back from /pol/ with wisdom and the answer is that nothing ever happens and some lady posted her beef curtains at the board virgins and it was pretty funny but the thread got pruned.

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I use Amex for my HYSA

>> No.58384104 [DELETED] 
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Hairy pits are amazing but, and i cannot stress this enough, ONLY when they belong to a girl whom you are so wildly attracted to that you want to bury your face in the stink of forever, unable to pull away, remaining there for weeks as you slowly starve to death (hydration won't be an issue with the amount of her sweat you'll be drinking). But on a hideous nigress beast like in that webm they're horrible, no argument from me on that.

To circle this back to being /smg/ related, think of a girl choosing to have smooth armpits as being like them investing in QQQM. it's a safe choice, broadly appealing. Not likely to be a big deal maker or breaker for any portfolio or potential male partner. But a girl who grows her pits out is basically buying TQQQ, her upside and downside is going to be insane. Some men will vomit, others will go absolutely feral.

Oh yeah and buy $ETSY to support femcel stink.

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hmmm ok. glad i didnt panic sell like a women then.

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I have failed as a man. I gave in to my urges...

>> No.58384131
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Big rally on Monday.

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I doxxed myself with my last post.

>> No.58384168

SPY calls at close were a good bet considering we were right at a strong support (50DMA) and closed above it. If I'm wrong I won't feel too bad.

>> No.58384224

Gotta admit that keith is a super faggy name though. Makes sense since you're from a shithole like lansing.

>> No.58384225

You’ve made a grave mistake. GPUs are a meme
>powers AI
>AI puts everyone out of work
>no more capital market for fancy GPUs
>only the borg requires GPUs
>designs its own GPUs
>designs its own factories
>designs bob, the nanobot
>3D prints billions of bobs with whatever 3D printer is network connected
>bob amalgamates
>builds its own 3D printing factory
>self-driving ship is diverted to factory
>self-operating AI crane lifts raw materials onto AI controlled truck
>truck brings materials to 3D printer factory
>prints war bots
>prints welder drones
>prints rail gun rifles
>genocides humanity
>history over

>> No.58384234

My name is johnny fathands, don't get it mixed up

>> No.58384249

OK keith from lansing, whatever you say.

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What happened today? holy shit

>> No.58384276

I sold, sorry.

>> No.58384278

>How long do you expect it to work, though?
It's a trend following system. The only expectation I have is the next observation will more likely be in the direction of the current observation. To a lesser extent the next observation will more likely be in the same direction and of a similar magnitude as the current observation. There are no expectations beyond the next observation and it's only a probability at that. That's all you can ever get
>What if you're just like that dude last year who sold SOXL when it momentarily dipped below the 200dma and then just went back up for months?
That guy bought back in when SOXX went back above the 200 day moving average two days later on November 3rd. He bought SOXL at 17 something which means at the current price he's up roughly 136%. That's a pretty nice return in only 6 months. Also you shouldn't judge a strategy based on a single trade but on a statistically significant number of trades. For what it's worth I've been running my strategy for several years. If this is the trade where it stops working, it was a good run and I have beaten the market by quite a bit which is good enough for me

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>> No.58384280

I bought more SOXL is what.

>> No.58384299

price discovery

>WOMB captcha

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>What happened today?
I think you know

>> No.58384324

>So why are they spelling this out for the midwits? What's the agenda?
Jews want Trump. Simple as that.

>> No.58384338

I look at pictures like this and can't help but think there is some dude out there that gets paid to edit out girl's areolas from these images. Is it easy to get a job like that?

>> No.58384339
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mumu bros we got too cocky :(

>> No.58384346

>can't help but think there is some dude out there that gets paid to edit out girl's areolas from these images.
I spent a good 5 minutes trying to memorize the size and shape of her areolas. I failed, i'm glad I wasn't the only one investigating.

>> No.58384350

Not every girl has gross pepperoni nipples

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I'm sure it was nothing

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Fucking swans are shit mean animals, I hate swans so much it's unreal

>> No.58384387

nothing ever happens, and if it does happen, it was priced in

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>> No.58384422

how the F is DJT worth $4.5 billion?

nobody uses truth social other than Trump.

>> No.58384424

Trump is peace and stability.

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now that the happening (iran/israel) is officially cancelled,
how much will the S&P 500 gap to the upside on monday?
i'm guessing it's either around 5170pts (4/12 opening) or even above 5210pts

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I’ve resigned myself to buying more tax advantaged tickers

>> No.58384469

>Trump is peace and stability
for Israel :^)

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We have been beclowned... beheemed even

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>mumu bros..

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How did itoddlers avoid getting btfo'd today?

>> No.58384516

Why is it officially canceled?

>> No.58384519
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I forgot to buy at the end of the day.

Hopefully the market keeps going down for the next few weeks

>> No.58384534

I've being saying it for months now, AAPL trades like a penny stock. NASDAQ could drop 1000 points and AAPL will randomly be up 5% on no news.

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You are not going to like Monday.

>> No.58384545

I took an overly aggressive stance that NYCB goes kaput next week. Making donations for the needy basically since it looked like its price was pinned at 2.83 today as a floor.

>> No.58384546

did you have a reason to buy, or would you just be gambling?

>> No.58384551

They finally said the magic word "AI" in some report. Needless to say I sold.

>> No.58384556

That means it was shorted as a basis trade and funds are unwinding

>> No.58384561

Good question

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Because ((they)) are just using it to get cheapsies. At the expense of the average Joe, just like the last 300 years.

>> No.58384625

Wanted to see a band that was in town tomorrow, sat down to buy the tickets..
Resale only!
>Prices were 4x

>> No.58384693

I am a prema bull in the long term.

I wouldn't touch that with a 50 foot stick. Anything can happen. Shorts can get fucked if it's bought up. Longs can get fucked if it's fully bankrupt.

>> No.58384710

Just betting $50 that it goes into receivership. This could potentially pay out $2500 so felt like it was worth the risk.

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Fuck you.

>> No.58384813

>The US and UK have banned the import of Russian-origin aluminum, copper, and nickel into the United States, and limits the use of Russian-origin aluminum, copper, and nickel on global metal exchanges and in over-the-counter derivatives trading, per US Department of The Treasury.

>JPMorgan, $JPM, CEO Jamie Dimon says he worries geopolitical events and U.S. political polarization "may very well be creating risks that could eclipse anything since World War II."

Bros I don't feel so good...shit's getting real

>> No.58384830
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Apple has the biggest potential to completely disrupt the modern tech market and instead, they choose to fuck their asses with their own dicks.
They could single handedly destroy Meta, Twitter and Intel, but they willingly decide not to and instead focus on changing emojis.
Pic related is peak Apple

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>> No.58384841

raise the rates some more faglord

>> No.58384870

Italy-US tax treaty is shit. I have an Italian passport and wouldn’t even live there.

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lost $500 today. how did you guys fair?

>> No.58384895

Reminder: The biggest daily gains happen during big crashes. Monday rally confirms dead cat bounce house.

>> No.58384923

it's "fare" retard

>> No.58384948

How can you lose if you dont sell
diamond hands brother

>> No.58384952

-0.48*13070 in us dollars

>> No.58384969

Reminder: $NVDA is still within bull flag range.

>> No.58384980
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Forecast: $SPY drops big and rallies big (dead cat bounce house) when $NVDA rallies towards $1500. Do not expect $NVDA to correct until then.

>> No.58385067

ive lost thousands, fortunately ive also made some good plays and im 40% up all time. position sizing dude, and make LESS moves

>> No.58385069

in this moment i am banned

>> No.58385079
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SAVED. holy shit i made so much money today. folio theta is currently like 1500. made nine hundy after fifty contracts expired worthless, thanks for playing

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Why have YOU not invested in Zion Oil & Gas (ticker: ZNOG)?

Are you an antisemite?

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>> No.58385091

Forecast: $NVDA hits $1500 when $SPY hits $460. $SPY rally over roughly three months as $NVDA does its first drop. $SPY will then continue to decline as $NVDA begins the bull trap and rallies. $SPY will then rally when $NVDA begins its final descent. However, this rally does not last long as $SPY will find its mean to be much lower than people expect.

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I wish my dick was big enough to hurt a woman

>> No.58385104
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i guess the jannoids saw the error of their ways. i am after all the greatest trader/investor to ever grace this board. as a token of my appreciation i will be donating exactly zero dollars toward the jannoid retirement fund

>> No.58385129

so what was the cause of the absolute bloodbath today? Market surprised the USA vowed to retaliate against Iran if they strike Israel?

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4 months into the year and i've already crashed and hit a low point. i was supposed to be moving up, instead i feel like i've fallen even further. a total of 6 months away from my pc, and hobbies in general. nothing to show for it.

buy JEPI

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News could have been a convenient excuse to get some activity going which begot activity which begot big algo move activity which begot... and so on. This is most how big market move days tend to work. It could be some snippet of news to start an underlying jimmy rustle the market had been building under the hood for some time.

>> No.58385149

Oh how I love when Epic fucks up Fortnite with new items every few weeks. Just reported the Avatar Airbender bullshit, being able to fly around faster than somebody on a bike/car and over water. Absolute retardation

>> No.58385153 [DELETED] 

Can someone help me with $2k? I badly need to pay my tuition fees within today : (

Telegram: @pandathepo, email: kholachirkut100@gmail.com

>> No.58385165

Just work you lazy nigger

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>> No.58385180

Stop playing games made for children and start reading financial reports.

>> No.58385187

I didn't said that I don't work. I mean to say that I don't have that much money left, and today is the last date. I need the help badly

>> No.58385196

The market wants reason to be able to move. It clings to whatever it finds. We will probably pump next week. But I also think we are on a downward path over the next months. Question is how fast and how long. It might drag for a long time as jobsreports still appear to be good, but inflation is too high. The past months higher inflation meant hold, as hiking is pretty much off the table thanks to the cowardly Fed with the treasury behind their neck. So hold seemed to be bullish, maybe because there is no need to secure treasuries yet. But when they cut, this might be the time when it all goes down counterintuitively, but maybe because money gets funneled out of stocks into bonds.

People post charts here when crashes always followed cuts. But those cuts also came because of the crash essentially, because of economic weakness, which now doesn't seem that much to be the case. We'll see

The market now seems pretty much comfortable up here. And because of the higher inflation it seems like a FOMO-market.

>> No.58385204

it's april

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nigga we aint got 2k for you. go do some overtime

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Sir you will refund what you stole from my elderly mother.

>> No.58385213

gotta learn from the loss and optimize. if you are losing money means you had errors of judgement. you learn less from gains than you do from severe losses
this is why paper trading is for the most part useless past a point

its a simple fact of being on a savage bullish exuberant up tear for over a year. less buying interest. participants being shook from the econ reports.

>> No.58385217

>Implying they matter

>> No.58385234

You should have thought about that earlier you stupid idiot.
I always have around 10k emergency savings for such cases.

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>> No.58385258

Anyway you may help me withbit please or anyone?

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get a job nigger

>> No.58385284

I already said that I have one. But atm, I don't have that much money left. And I need to pay it within today

>> No.58385437

Get a payday loan and consider the interest rate an idiot tax for people who are bad with money.

>> No.58385455

Why do you think you deserve the money of some anonymous stranger. If you want to beg, ask your mom, or go with Plan A >>58385437
You could also pawn some valuables you have.

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bears are honestly extremely desperate trying to push israel/iran as a legitimate narrative of concern.

>> No.58385552

I'm a bear, but Iran very likely isn't interested in an out all out war yet. They need to have a nuke first.

They'll probably only support militias and those other groups with weapons.

Next week will be flat/green. This market will drag it out til May/June, when inflation thanks to oil is so high, it becomes obvious there won't be cuts, not even july.

>> No.58385569

They've already cucked out https://archive.is/6fU0o

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At least their support is fast.

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>> No.58386592

Alright I want to show you guys a play I did not redeeem or invest.

After like a year after war in Ukraine, I was thinking, "alright time to invest in bullet companies" but and then i think, "why not just buy companies who sell them the raw materials to make bullets". I slept on it and lots of companies in my list went up at least %60-70.

Today I'm thinking about the same thing.

>> No.58386635

there’s def 4D chess going on. Still voting Trump